Comfy treehouse thread: More Splatoon 2 edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJABBMAqZsU
Fuck off "treehousefu" posters
>>380628751
>body of a boy
more like xtra thicc kanna thighs
what game is next?
fuck splatoon
>>380628957
Splatoon
>>380628957
More spla2n
>>380628957
The OP says splatoon
>>380628957
Kirby
>>380628813
Kindra > le creepy old man > other treefus
>>380628957
spagett 2
This is fine
OP you are the one who should fuck off. I only come here for the treehousefu discussion.
>>380628813
patiently waiting for kirby
>last thread hasn't even hit bump limit
>not even past page 5
>even more Splatoon
I'm fine with it but still, this is a bit much
>>380628930
>>380628930
>>380628930
>>380628957
Kirby
>more competitive splatoon
im okay with this
I WANT MARIE TO STEP ON ME
Kindra and Theresa are far better than Sam and Audrey. They at least seem to know what they're doing in games.
>>380629103
>making another one
are you retarded? fuck off
we
>>380628976
Word.
They usually do 30 minute segments, neh? They're technically off by about 15 minutes. so maybe this is them trying to get back on track with time by doing some small segments?
>>380628813
This guy is so bad at video games. I'm glad the developer took over for the final Mario segment.
WE
>You can change your gear in the lobby
This is all I ever wanted
>>380629103
no. we're already here
>>380628813
AUDREY IS A FAKE PLASTIC TRASH WAIFU
Splatoon is an essential shooter. Can you name something in the past decade that isn't a CoD or Battlefield rehash?
>>380629103
fuck off, you had your chance anon
Where is Latias
where my boy splat tim
>>380629086
it was at the bumplimit when he made this thread but he did make it too early
>>380628985
Does he do it?
>>380628687
Galaxy didn't have a "turn into 2D Mario on a mural" mechanic is my point.
Smash 5 when?
>>380629065
Don't make me post THAT Kanna
>no Theresa
come on now
I wanted Kirby and more Xenoblade2 FUCK
>>380629193
That's what I'm hoping, so padding out time until 12 pm with some quick splatoon matches
Fuck off, waifufags. You've got your thread.
>>380628930
>>380628930
>>380628930
>>380629034
Sweet lord
>>380629215
There's already so many little changes that make the game better.
I hope this game had replays but it doesn't look like it...
Even the announcer sounds tired of Spla2n.
am i the only one finding those specials really shit?
can you do local splitscreen with just a single joycon each?
COME ON CORY
Explain the appeal of splatoon please.
I never understood it, running around holding fire to spray everything, wow, great gameplay
>more scrub tournaments
come the fuck on. shit is hype when people know what they're doing but this shit is lame.
>>380629290
Guys stop.. we're friends here
>>380629248
GunZ
>>380629251
In the back room with Bill Trinen
>>380628957
Splat Tim 2: Doing it again
>>380629248
Bioshock 2's was GOAT. Its a shame pc refused it because of p2p
.>these bants
Did I miss anything the last two hours
>>380628813
Did someone say treehousefu?
>your gameplay says otherwise
savage
>>380628076
guess i'll help you like I tried to do with the other anon, this time I will deliver
>>380628076
Here you go
>>380629378
This is all Treehouse staff though..
>>380629387
No we're not, go spam your shit somewhere else.
>>380629367
>>380629420
Coop in SMO
>>380629420
Absolutely nothing
>>380629034
Kindra is best but Theresa has some killer thighs
Cory killing it.
>eric's bants
>>380629272
Nintendo jumped shipped. No more smash. Only arms
>>380629272
What am I looking at here
I don't see Loss
>>380628813
how do i get a job at nintendo
i have actual work experience now
>Splatoon is getting forced harder than FE is
Can't wait for those two shitty crossover games and five Splatoon characters in Smash
>all these theresa/audrey/kendra autists
who /sam/ here?
Theresa is a slut
CORY SHOWING NO MERCY
jesus christ calm down corey
They knew what they were doing with these colors.
Arms art director drew these
CATASTROPHIC CLEANUP
>>380629283
>>380628947
>cute but still not married
Confirmed cuckqueen
I like splatoon but it isn't a good game to watch, watching people shoot the ground isn't great
Invitational was only made good by shouting about countries
>>380629272
thanks doc
>>380629539
retarded newfags think they'll ever get it
Theresa being your wife? Boring.
Theresa being yourolder sister.
>>380629603
thanks doc
3DPD waifufags are somehow more autistic than 2D waifufags.
How is that even possible?
I need more pantyhose
>>380629578
>>380629585
Get the fuck out, waifufags
SPLAMPAGE
>>380629034
kindra is life
>>380629610
very nice
>>380629578
samfags are also autists
No console wars shit, I just need to ask.
Didn't Sony do something similar last year?
I even remember pics on /v/ that they also had a nice looking girl but nothing interesting came out of that
Cory fucking Danger
>>380629540
have an English degree and be fluent in Japanese
or have a meme journalism/media degree, but you'll only do promotional material, you won't work on the games whatsoever
>>380629603
thanks doc
>>380629540
Become a translator.
>"You're playing really well today, Cory"
>Cory: "Uhh... yeah, uh haha"
Cory is literally our guy
>>380629539
>>380629427
whats her insta?
>>380629540
learn moon, move to redmond,WA
>>380629610
>>380629610
That's cool. He should draw one of himself with Min Min.
>>380629603
gracias doctor
WAIFUSHITS BTFO HAHAHA
>>380629603
thanks doc
>>380629610
nice
>>380629585
Why has she worn sleeves every day? Has she been cutting herself? Does she have flabby arms? I'm very curious.
>>380629679
That's a guy right?
>>380629610
Lucky bastard
>>380629610
>you will never be drawn with your waifu by the waifu's creator
Thats the closest thing to being canon possible.
>>380629610
Holy shit I'm jelly
>>380629610
Sweet
>It's essentially the skatepark but not as obnoxious to retake when the opponent controls the middle area
Pretty neat
>>380629610
Had a feeling they'd draw the winning character, but drawing the actual player is really neat.
>>380629610
If I was him I would draw myself taking the belt back from zerk
>>380629610
Zerk now lives in the same dimension as his waifu.
>>380629610
I WANT ONE
>>380629495
Only reason to watch this. The players being systematically destroyed but they have to be passive and play.
>missed the first two days of treehouse
>finally free for the comfy
>see Sam
What the fuck did she do to her hair?
>>380629610
His art looks really good.
>>380629707
Cory Danger is a god damn legend.
>>380629371
It's a very typical AAA shooter with loadouts, short matches, short time to kill, fast respawn, and killstreaks/supermoves you get just by playing the objective.
The only difference is the game's focus on painting, but structure wise it's very similar to modern shooters. It's a nintendo spin on a popular blueprint.
Not b8
>>380629698
I think both Sony and Xbox do this kind of thing now, though the Treehouse streams started a few years ago.
>>380629454
>that resolution
Also it should've been Link instead of Mario.
>>380629658
3DPDfags cling to hope while 2D patricians accepted their shitty lifee and let go of hope
>>380629698
Nintendo's been doing this for a few years now
>>380629758
MR. YABUKI
>>380629610
So flat.
>>380629628
Fuck off, she's just shy and too busy playing vidya!
>>380629780
Air condition maybe?
Women are always freezing.
>>380629610
He knows blacks go together
>>380629758
I cant play minmin now, she belongs to him
>>380629610
>we could have had a new Ribbon Girl illustration
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>380629610
That looks great
>>380629454
>stockings instead of pantyhose
Fucking ruined.
>>380629610
blacked?
>>380629656
>More Splatoon 2
Where's my Animal Crossing sidescroller spinoff announcement?
>>380629834
Dyed it purple, and then she almost died from a skull infection. Give her a break.
>>380629735
@miskomoon on insta
>rainmaker is no longer a tornado of death
not sure how to feel about this
>>380629758
>>380629610
>Yabuki will never draw you with your ARMS main
>>380629884
>>380629859
I know that, my point was if they did that this year, I haven't seen anything here about them doing their waifu gameplay streams
>>380629610
>That fucking face
Which squid is audrey?
>>380629610
>that Twintelle drawing
This guy playing Splatoon is destroying everyone
>>380629781
blasphemy
>>380629984
Almost as desperate as the Kirbyfags
>>380629919
Alright explain why there is no ring on her finger.
Shy girls get married all the time
>>380629984
>Animal crossing side scroller
How would it work?
>>380630048
they might've skipped it this year, they were pretty bad anyway
who is Cory Danger?
>>380630048
Oh, haven't checked for Sony. I've seen Xbox are doing some daily streams this year.
What do you think they'll end the show with? Something big? They've already exhausted most of the stuff we know about.
>>380629780
Probably to hide flabby arms, she is kinda thick
>>380629865
Dude you were asking for shad, I just grabbed whatever and deleted it right away, you're welcome
>>380630095
Look at the face m8
>>380629283
I want to worship Theresa.
I want a strong black bull with alpha genes to impregnate her and I want to raise her kids and be a good cuck while she fucks different guys every day for her pleasure. I want dozens of kids to spread the great Theresa gene to the world. I want the entire of earth to be nothing but a descendants of Theresa. The only good gene is a Theresa gene.
I want to be her toilet slave so she doesn't need to use paper.
I want to be her foot slave.
Whatever she wants, anytime, anytime, I'll do it. My salary goes directly to her. She dictates what I do, not me.
I want to dedicate my life to Theresa and her happiness. It doesn't matter what happens to me, it only matters that she's happy. I love her but I know I don't deserve her and I'm only worthy of being her slave.
If Theresa commands me to conquer the whole galaxy I'll do it. FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE, MY GODDESS THERESA I'll DO ANYTHING. I SWEAR ON MY SHIT LIFE THERESA WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY GOD AND SHE WILL TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME
anyone mind telling me whats going on so far. are they gonna announce something today?
>that guy on the roller
my sides
how bad can you be
>>380630114
your town is a metroidvania
>>380630002
She barely posts anything on her social media
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>s-sorry man
I fell asleep and I'm behind so tell me what I missed. What can I skip to and slip altogether?
What time does this finish?
>>380629610
>Yabuki
ABSOLUTE BEAST WITH THE TRIPLE SQUASH
>>380630194
I wasn't the one asking for it. Also it wasn't drawn by shad.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
>>380630110
girls like her usually self-destruct anything good they have due to issues.(really most girls desu)
t. experience with several girls like her
LOW
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!
>s-sorry. I a-apologize
damn dude
>>380630204
>you share the same planet as these people
>Cory "Leeroy Jenkins" Danger
Why were they all sitting in one place? Christ. Were they having a squidparty?
>>380629758
>>380629758
what were these for?
btw there's gonna be a new layton game for the switch
DECIMATING
CORY'S
FACE
>>380630275
DELETE THIS
>>380630294
No! Did you?!
I just tuned into the stream today, what did I miss?
>this commentator
>>380629610
That art director needs more Loomis.
NOT LIKE THIS
>>380630275
deteke
>He's taking the rainmaker back to spawn
This is the most dishonorable thing you can do
>>380630161
he's not sick but he's not well
>>380630209
Gamexplain guy says there'll be ARMS content reveals.
>>380629679
Elves are for ____
>>380630275
>>380630204
>"the slippery slope isn't real guys!"
>>380630275
DELETE
Which game would you like the art director to give you a personalized drawing of you next to your waifu?
Are you good enough at the game to earn it?
For me is pic related, and no.
>>380630358
I want to decimate Cory's face!!
>>380630275
Looks shit.
Aubrey is just not good looking sorry buddy.
Does Theresa have a tweeter?
>>380630346
obviously
level 5 is gonna start developing all their games for switch once the 3DS is dead
>>380630275put latias' head on audrey's body pls
>>380630275
it's perfect
nothing can top this
>that comeback
Yo whities, ya girl Theresa's moaning like a bitch backstage. She be crying n shiet but I keep on fuckin. Shits weird had to slap her a few times to get her to stfu.
why do niggers always talk so much smack?
>>380630392
Spla2n single player, Ever Oasis, Mario Odyssey, and non-stop waifuposting.
>>380630323
TIER
>>380630469
EXCELLENT TASTE
>>380630002
>food pictures
no wonder she so SOFT
AUDREY
audrey spotted
AUDREY DETECTED
>>380628957
animal crossing
>>380630520
Which?
>Commentator: Not enough taunting
I agree, if you're not pressing up and down constantly on the Dpad in splatoon, you're not playing it right.
>that little tit jiggle by Audrey when she laughed.
Her boob flesh is so massive it wobbles around at the slightest movement of her body or even just mouth
By the way, why are black people always so good at commentating?
>>380630275
SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT
SEND THIS TO THE CLONING LABS
GET THE PRODUCT READY FOR CHRISTMAS
>backdoored by terry chan
>>380630341
He felt inspired after the arms tournament. Did them for fun
>>380630554
FRAUD
What the fuck is gonna happen today
Anything remarkable?
>>380630246
Fantastic edit
>>380630275
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE??
>>380629610
>/v/ on zerk before the dev match
>ZERK ZERK HE'S OUR MAN, HE CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN
>/v/ on zerk during the dev match
>NIGGER
>>380630554
BITCH
"They're all the same' GATOR DISCRIMINATION
>>380630525
>THICC
>CROCODILE
>*Points at chest*
We all knew he wanted to say tits right?
Corey has to dumb it down for them
Can't wait to see those thicc
>>380630536
lack of empathy and feminism hasn't beat us into being pussies yet
THICC CROCODILE TEARS
THERESA WHEN
i want more of that sushi game
shit looked tight
>>380630392
There's two-player in Odyssey. You play as Cappy and fly around hitting things. You can apparently also control the camera, which opens things up for plenty of dickery on Cappy's part.
We got some Oasis coverage, demo coming soon.
Splatoon single player looks to be more of the same which, honestly, is fine by me.
>>380630559
If w102 was announced I would order a switch right now.
Luckily for my wallet, I know it won't happen
>>380630469
I would like a pic of me and mint chocolate filia.
I was top 300 in skullgirls at one timeso no, i am not remotely good enough.
>>380630682
I need fanart of her
>Drastically up the T'nA in their games
>Hire scorching hot women to shill their games at E3
>All while masking themselves behind a guise of being family friendly
In a time of political correctness gone wrong are Nintendo truly /ourguys/?
>>380630658
nah I always wanted that nigger to lose from the start
You know what else stingrays penetrate?Steve Irwin
>>380630229
that just makes her more perfect
>>380630623
Lack of autism
>ywn stingray penetrate audrey
why live
>>380630658
We were just saying he was out nigger.
>>380630682
MEATY
>this commentator
>>380630469
>tfw no social links in W101 so you can't romance Alice
>>380630714
mah nigga, everyone here talking waifus and I just want to see ninja sushi
>>380630682
CUTE
>>380630682
>she can't even button up because her mazoombas would BURST out and rip her shirt open
>>380630764
Japan is just always a few years behind. Political correctness will catch up
>>380630752
Good taste
>>380630648
I think near the end of the stream they have "an unannounced AAA game" reveal.
>>380630623
They have a sexy warm voice... I have a gay voice :'(
>>380630114
like maplestory
>>380630623
>this commentary
>good
stop, eric is awkward. But i guess its partly due to being forced through the kid-friendly filter
Commentator doesn't know how to commentate Splatoon, get him out.
>I'm excited right now
>>380630764
Even without Waifus Nintendo are /ourguys/. They're the only ones dedicated to games rather than movies.
>>380630682
She looks like a fucking demon on this pic
>>380630682
Can I get a quick rundown?
>I'm not sayying you look like a horse or anything
Haha, Eric, you're handsome, but you're a real dork.
>>380630623
Usually charismatic and have some bass in their voice. If they're actually competent and know about the game, they make great commentators.
>>380630682
Today clothes?
>>380629610
>tfw will never be drawn with your waifu
>>380630879
Good job with those sources.
Is eric a commentator in tournaments or smth?
Hey from the threehouse
Next Game going to be Metroid Samus Returns.
: )
Check Out our new announcement for 3DS later on.
As a charger player, this is painful.
Getting those stamps while I watch the treehouse live
>>380630970
She took the bogpill.
>>380630682
She's never going to show her tits unless she's fired from NOA and needs to do it for Patreon money/attention.
>>380629610
>the best part about winning the ARMS invitational isn't getting my ass beat by a hungry hungry skeleton jap, it's showing everyone that I did
>>380631034
Nah, D1 commentated yesterday.
>>380631043
Tell me more about the Threehouse
>>380630867
Japanese are extremely polite.
Like some people say, politeness is a better version of political correctness, because it's universal and not specific or excluding of certain groups
>>380631043
I will, thanks for the heads up. :^)
>>380630275
Why do I like this so much?
>>380630682
she literally has a megamilk smile
>>380630987
>>380630970
Yeah. asemen demon
>>380630970
>a fucking demon
we knew this already
>>380629610
BLACKE-oh wait nevermind
Has Eric the Hunk been present this year?
>>380630992
>picked that outfit for the manchildren creeps to splat off to?
THESE BANTS
LOOK AT THE STAGE IN THE BACKGROUND KIRBY IS ON IT
LOOK AT THE STAGE IN THE BACKGROUND KIRBY IS ON IT
LOOK AT THE STAGE IN THE BACKGROUND KIRBY IS ON IT
HOLY SHIT
>>380631034
He's black.
>>380631062
those last few seconds really were really embarrassing
>>380630867
Nah, a glorious neet will harakiri whoever bring it up
>this commentator
My dad is nintendo
Next segment will be a new reveal for an animal crossing 3ds spinoff
>>380631043
Give me Audrey's number
>>380631064
How long are the queues?
>>380631043
oh shit son legit, tell bill I said hi
STOP IT ASIA GUY STOP TALKING TO MY WAIFU REEEEEE
>>380631062
Yeah, it was said he never played charger though. They are making him cycle through weapons even if he is bad at it.
>>380630752
Just wait for the Sullgirls 2 indiejewjew and pay to get your self-insert OC in the game
>>380615341
If they won;t join us, let's raid their thread! Everyone go over there and spam your favorite waifu
>>380631165
he left like 2 years ago
he'll be in my heart forever tho
>>380631062
WHY did he jump in at the last second. ALL he had to do was wait and aim.
>>380631065
Can I get a quick rundown?
>>380631064
Could you give Forces a go for me and report in? In particular, could you try rolling downhill and see if there is any semblance of physics?
>>380631064
Audrey is here? take a photo please
>>380631165
Anon, he left before last year's treehouse.
>>380631064
Reminder sonic forces runs at 720p30fps on switch
Let us know how shit it feels to play
>>380631064
What do you get for getting them all? 2nd lanyard?
>>380631237
Massive, but they're moving at a decent pace
>this dude humiliating the losers
god damn kek
I don't give a shit, call me when Theresa's back.
>>380631250
they're 10 posts from bump limit nerd
>>380631170
KIR-BY KIR-BY KIR-BY KIR-BY
>>380630298
Issues coming from stuff Like getting dumped by the only guy they ever loved?
GET SWOLE SQUIDS
I want to go to E3 live one day
>>380631239
She's gonna be CHINKED and you can't do nothing about it
>>380631064
go to the Splatoon booth and make an ass of yourself, Treehouse is doing a thing there right now
Matt is so cute when he's nervous
>>380629578
what happened here?
>>380631165
that's either perverse lust or sleep deprivation or both
>>380631269
With Classic Sonic that is
>>380631064
PLEASE TAKE FOOTAGE OF FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS ON NEW 3DS
THEY HAVENT SHOWN FOOTAGE AND THERES LITERALLY NONE ON THE INTERNET
COREY IN THE HOUSE
Corey Danger is done fucking about.
>>380631269
That's what I'm playing next. Will do Anon >>380631294
>>380631249
I may be a waifu fag, but im not entirely retarded.
>>380631250
are you the one that's been spamming for them to come here? did the OP fuck your girlfriend or something? leave them alone you fuck
>>380629454I hope she gets another boobjob in the future...we need to go bigger
i just want yo-kai watch busters or 3 to be announced
>>380631376
Skull infection that required surgery.
>This commentary
SO YOU SEE, WHEN HE SHOOTS THE ENEMY PERSON, THEY DIE! AND WHEN THEY DIE, YOU'RE PROBABLY WINNING.
>>380631376
Didn't use the wrist strap
>>380631342
Giantbomb dudes said it sucked a lot of ass for the public since you couldn't really go to most of the good places.
They'll make it better in time maybe.
COREY DANGER!
>>380631376
Skull infection
>>380631376
she had to get surgery for some fucked up condition or something I think? and they had to fuck up her teeth for it
shes ok now
Finally metroid
WOAH, MORE FOOTAGE OF A GAME WE'VE ALREADY SEEN
>>380630643
lol did this zerk guy just wipe the floor with everyone besides mr yobuki, cause i googled his name and nothing about him showed up.
CORY DANGER IS BROKEN
>>380631043
They knew /v/...
Metroid up again
KIRBY CONFIRMED
is danger his actual name?
>>380631043
he wasnt lying
CORY MOTHER FUCKING DANGERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>380631043
>>380631043
>>380631043
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
>>380631043
oh damn he got it right
>>380631294
Mario T-Shirt and a pin for each game
>>380631420
You're doing a Sonicfag great justice. Thank you.
>>380631250
>exacerbating divisions among treehousebros
now is the time for healing wounds, my fellow waifufag
>>380631340
possibly, most often just mental issues and exacerbated insecurities though.
Wrys in FE Warriors when?
>>380631340
Probably, a friend from college always complains that she can't find a guy, and she is been depressed the last few days because the ugliest girl from when we were at college is getting married.
She is not that bad looking but has high as fuck standard for men
>>380631043
oh shit metroid 2 is next
who are u senpai
>Damn, that was hot
>the link and dedede cuties
WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE FUCKING NINTENDO 1-UP GIRL WTF MAN WHERE ARE THEY ALL?
metroid next
time to schleep
>want to see games I like
>doesn't want to be spoiled
THE SAMUS POSTER WAS CORRECT
>>380631043
HEYOOO
>>380631043
WAIT A MINUTE
>>380631043
Whoa threehousefag was right. Nice bro.
>More metroid
TIME FOR SOME METROID
>>380631043
The prophecy
>>380631043
TELL AUDREY I WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH HER
MORE METROID GAMEPLAY BOYS
>METROID
THAT ANON WAS RIGHT
>>380629628
Is this in context? What's it from, if so?
>>380631043
OH SHIT
>>380631043
>>380631043
Wait fuck so are we actually getting something new after metroid?
>>380631043
LEGIT
>>380631043
Please give me Audrey's personal email address.
>METROID
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO
>>380631043
It's confirmed, Treehouse is /ourguys/.
cute link costume girl
>Damn that was hot
>Smitty saying DAMN THAT WAS HOT when he thought he was safe
kek now Reggie's going to kick his shit in
>>380631043
This was a guess
Would waifu this link
>>380631559
>>380631556
>>380631548
>>380631525
>implying it's not an anon in the OPEN TO THE PUBLIC NINTENDO BOOTH
come on guys, they can see what they're setting up
>>380631449
3 won't be this early, but I'm still hoping for Busters. I'll be happy if we get ANY version of it.
>>380631043
THERESA IF THAT'S YOU PLEASE MARRY ME
>>380631043
>Right about Metroid up next
>>380631518
>hurr durr, I'm a retard who doesn't understand how the Treehouse works.
HAHAHAHAHA KIRBYNIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>kirbyfags on suicide watch
>>380631556
>>380631043
This dude said mother 3 was confirmed, but then again it could be another shitposter saying threehouse
>>380631043
HOLY SHIT>another 3ds game
>>380631043
>>380631043
If you aren't messing with us, well done this year.
>>380631043
>Check Out our new announcement for 3DS later on.
Oh boy here we go. This'd better be good.
>>380631571
Get that filthy old man away from my wife!
>>380631043
>threehouse
>3
holy shit
DAMN THAT WAS HOT
>>380631043
N-NANI????
>>380631043
say it's time for some Metroid action when the stream begins!
>>380631043
YO SORRY FOR THE CREEPS HERE THERESA BUT I REALLY WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER
C O R Y
O
R
Y
>>380631043
i know it's you bill get in shape faggot
>Damn, that was hot
Eric will be fired by the next E3
What's next I wasn't paying attention
>>380631043
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY'RE LURKING
>>380631656
jesus borb calm your tits
it was just revealed on tuesday
>>380631556
This must be a coincidence, but if it isn't, thanks for putting on a great show. Genuinely. Thank you. I was sold on the Switch before, but now I'm more sure than ever.
>>380631518
Fuck off, retard.
>>380631680
We could see the stage during the Splatoon segment too, Metroid wasnt there
Hmmmm.
>>380631584
Damn, a girl I know is exactly in that situation.
Will be a shame when the age catches up to them.
>>380631043
>now introducing... Burgershido for the 3DS
>>380631043
>>380631043
You're playing with my heart anon.
>>380631043
>: )
Check all their social media to see who use emoticons like that
IT'S HAPPENING
>>380631258
>>380631283
fug, why even be a nintenbro anymore. all we got now is creepy kit
>>380631639
A nintendo rep is in this thread.
>>380631043
please REEEEEEE loudly during the stream.
Just play it off as excitement or imitating a metroid.
>>380631773
SAMUS RETURNS RETURNS TO TREEHOUSE
>>380631043
BILL STOP SHITPOSTING ON 4CHAN
>>380631043
No Switch annoucement?
HOLY RABOMBA MAZBINGOOOO!!!
>ITS A BEST GIRLS EPISODE
>>380631781
We have a 3DS game slated for this year and still not a single screenshot, this is not okay
TEAM WAIFU
>>380631043
Please tell Theresa I think she is very cute and I wish for her to be happy, even if it can't be with me! :3
>>380631861
WHO? CAN'T CHECK ON MOBILE
>>380631727
Wasn't that just the anon who delivered the card?
>sakamoto
REEEEEEEEE
Whoops forgot to add from my last post :)!
The new game is a new installment in th
ahh my sweet penis
THEY'RE BACK
Also Theresa > AudRag
How do I creampie Krysta?
>>380631064
How's Fifa18? Also go play Fire Emblem: Warriors Please.
>>380631806
All I want is a qt Nintendo fan gf.
Shit not even a gf just a friend to play Mario kart and splatoon with would be cool. I have literally no friends.
HOLY THIGHS
>>380631862
Waifufags are already taking over.
Nigga looks like Etika
>>380631043
>metroid
IT'S REALL!!!!!!
>>380631043
WE NEED MORE INFO
SMASH?
KIRBY?
ANIMAL CROSSING?
MOTHER?
WHAT MORE CAN YOU TELL US
WAIFU OVERLOAD
JESUS FUCK
I WASN'T READY
>>380631950
FOR REAL?
THERESA I LOVE YOU
>>380631890
If he's the same guy that was in one of these threads awhile ago he only said 3ds, and something about mother
>>380631938
Yes.
Aubrey didn't go so crazy drawing on the eyebrows today. They look better smaller.
>>380631043
>Audrey and Theresa
>>380631917
Sam is so flat
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Slept in late today. What's been the schedule so far? Did I miss anything important?
Having read a bit of the thread, there seems to be no Kirby yet. Still praying that his fighting game shows up.
>>380631043
>yfw these people are actually exposing themselves to this industrial grade autism
>Audrey
>>380631917
I wonder if sam is jealous of her breasts
>>380631950
He's redeemed himself with this, shut up.
MILKY WAIFU
>>380631043
>>380631771
I'm at work, what was he saying this about?
>>380631043
Theresa please marry me
>>380631043
WHERE'S ANIMAL CROSSING?
yay :3
>>380631043
please no
I have to leave for work soon
Theres-aran is back !!!!
>>380632093
>>380632093
>>380632093
>>380632093
MOVE ASAP
>>380632053
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
THEY FUCKING KNOW
>>380631734
>Liking girls who smoke a pack a day.
Shit tier wife, you should have married Oboro.
>>380631043
Tell Theresa she's beautiful.
>mfw thinking about her hurting
>>380631043
THEY'RE HERE
>>380632068
>Splatoon 2
>Ever Oasis
>Odyssey
>more Splatoon 2
still waiting
post milky legs
>Legendary creator
You mean co-creator
>what inspired the metroid 2 remake
HMMMMMMMMM I wonder
SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
> SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
> SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
> SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
> SAKAMOTO DID NOT CREATE METROID FUCK YOU
>>380631043
This was Audrey. I fucking bet for it.
She knows about Mega Milk meme with her, it must be her.
>>380631917
moar
WHERE THE FUCK IS KIRBY
I WANT MY KIRBY
>Sakamoto mentions the baby
Entering the danger zone.
>>380631043
You.
Are you really from the Treehouse?! I NEED to see that 3DS Kirby! I beg of you!
>>380632147
two years max
THE BABY
>Sakamoto still obsessed with the baby
>>380631043
HIRE ME
memetics expert
you guys are so dumb, anyone there can know what's being played next
>>380631043
Is the Metroid remake New 3DS only?
>Sakamoto bringing up the BABY again
concerning
I didn't know Mario was a player of Magic: The Gathering.
The only thing that would make sense to announce this late would be VC for Switch, ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONSI am legit hoping for this at least
>the baby
DO NOT
DON'T DO IT
All the fucking retards in this thread who do not understanding how people at show floor can see what game is going to be next while they are getting the stage ready.
>>380631043
Please tell us.
USUM
>>380632093
>>380632093
>>380632093
>>380631043
>This post has more replies than battleborn players
Really makes you think
>>380631043
Your localisations are fucking trash and you're a cancer on Nintendo.
Nintendo of Europe is better in every way you fucking hacks.
Kill yourself live on the Treehouse Stream you stupid cunts.
>>380632219
where's the real game we're all waiting for nintendo?
>>380632206
Did Sakamoto create Metroid?
>>380632159
>deleted
HAHAHAHAHA
God i love that arm smash
>>380631043
>Check Out our new announcement for 3DS later on.
WHAT IF THIS IS REAL!? AHHHHHHHHH
>waifu thread deleted
kek
3DPD THREAD BTFO
MAKE A COMFY NON-WAIFUSHIT THREAD
3DPD THREAD BTFO
MAKE A COMFY NON-WAIFUSHIT THREAD
>>380632127
He swore before they made the cut to the next game and turned off his mic.
>the baby
he's regressing
>>380632207
>She knows about Mega Milk meme with her.
For real?
THE BABY
Mods are fags
>Deleting Theresa
Why
>>380632159
>>380632297
>early threadposters being BTFO
GET FUCKED FAGS
>>380632376
Cool, thanks
>>380632271
Who the t h i c k on the left
>>380631538
CUUUUUUTE!!!
>>380632401
Someone repost her pick with the original mega milk t shirt while playing video games. now.
So is this Metroid 2 or different timeline placement
>>380631043
I-I love you!
>>380632295
This.
Fucking retards
>>380632338
EUEUSH):7€47iduehzj
>>380632470
It's Metroid 2
>>380632508
NEW THREAD
>>380632470
its the Metroid 2 story.
>>380632418
this thread wasn't at bump limit and the op was borderline NSFW
>>380632107
No he didn't. He's still salty about Other M.
Samus even has the ZeroSuit from OtherM
>>380632572
TOO SLOW
Which of my fellow /3DSpirates/ are actually planning on supporting this game? Seems like a ton of attention to detail was put into it, very polished as well
>>380632295
It's also entirely possible to just correctly guess a game.
>>380631043
H O L Y F U C K
>>380632470
It's basically the Metroid 2 story. But with additions and twists.
The actual map and game itself looks pretty different though.
>>380631951
holy shit a new candlejack ga
Who the fuck wants to play this 2.5D trash when we got AM2R?
Why is Nintendo so stubborn? They should have just hired the guy who made AM2R and released that as a full retail game instead of this 2.5D trash
>>380632827
Play AM2R then
>>380631043
IS METROID PLANNED TO BE AT 60FPS OR IS IT STUCK AT 30FPS
They played the Yoshi game, where's Kirby? Do they like to torture???
>>380632910
Relax Kirbyposter, it's coming later today.I hope
>>380632875
Anyone who isn't a retard does
The point is that this 2.5D trash is pointless and looks like shit
>>380632827
AM2R was amazing. No question about it.
But this looks sufficiently different to feel like its own game from Metroid 2 and AM2R. So I am really looking forward to it.
>>380632664
Unless it's complete shit I'm going to buy it and probably never even take it out of the case because I'll just install the .cia for it. I want more metroid games damnit.
>>380632827
Who wants to play this 2.5D trash or AM2R's Zero Mission style trash when we have the original Metroid 2?
>>380633062
Cool, enjoy AM2R while everyone else enjoys this
>>380633074
It looks like low budget trash. Who is even developing this shit?
>>380632910
E3 go-er here.
The screen briefly showed "Kirby: Friendship Frenzy"
Guess they're playing it after this game
Oh. Custom Map Markers. That'll make a huge difference.
i can't believe that kirby is fucking dead
>that lisp
>energy THOURCEthis is why I don't speak in front of crowds
>>380633208
>It looks like low budget trash.
AM2R was no-budget trash.
>>380633313
Go tell King Dedede that Kirby-Kirby-Kirby is dead~
>>380633148
Original Metroid 2 is a piece of shit
>>380633148
Original Metroid 2 has aged like milk
>>380633504
The only piece of shit here is you.
>>380633553
No, you aged like milk. Metroid 2 is now as it has always been.
>>380633205
Keep defending Nintendo you pathetic Nint0ddler
>>380633635
Inferior to every other installment?
>>380632827
Good to know that even when they DO get games Metroid fans are still whiny and obnoxious.
>>380633635
I mean, let's be realistic, Metroid 2 doesn't play the best, and that's okay.
>>380633720
No, a worthy follow-up to the NES original.
>>380633371
Time = Money
AM2R took 10 years to make and it was by one guy
This new Metroid 2 remake(done by Nintendo just because they got butthurt by the fan remake) seems like just a half-assed side-game done in a whim with no effort put into it
>>380633210
This better be true
>Sakamoto talking about redesigning the map
What a cocksucker. Of course that faggot has to ruin the one Metroid he had nothing to do with.
>>380633635
> No U: the post
Original Metroid 1 and 2 are unplayable trash nowadays. You know it to be true.
>>380633808
Keep sucking that Nintendo dick Nint0ddler
Theresa is so cute
>>380633987
>Original Metroid 1 and 2 are unplayable trash nowadays.
Original Metroid and Metroid 2 are immensely satisfying games to replay.
Don't blame the games because you lack skilland an understanding of context. Blame yourself for being an underage casual.
>>380633993
Keep whining about your franchise not being dead faggot.
>>380633987
Nah Metroid 1 for NES is fine
2 was fucked from the beginning since it was on the Game Boy which couldn't do really complicated stuff
>>380633687
Or I'll just have fun playing video games regardless of the company
>>380633993
He's right though. Metroid fans somehow manage to be worse than Pokemon and FE fans combined still.
>>380633993
Nice shitpost
he was calling out metroid fans for being whiny
>>380632147
fuck off
>Theresa got the bomb jump in just three tries
I want to marry her
>>380634114
Metroid 1 is playable with a map pulled up so you can see which tiles (that look like every other fucking tile) are destructible. Metroid 2 felt cramped, samus was too big due to gameboy limitations.
next game when?
we already seen this shit
>>380634541
It's confirmed to be Kirby
>>380634114
> being this deluded
Sure retard. The controls of the original metroid games are beyond shit. The games aged like milk. You're just some contrarian retard that wants his e-cred by saying he likes old shitty games.