>Take plot from Beyond Good and Evil 1
>Rewrite it to make it more 'mature' and edgier, because that's what oldschool hardcore fans wanted
>Make talking animals hip and fresh for da kidz
PIG MAN: You tried to scam me asshole!
MONKEY CHAV: OI U FUCKING WOT M8!? I DINDU NUFFIN BRUV! U'R HAVIN' A LAFF!!
PIG MAN: Cops are on their way, you're fucking dead now, motherfucker!
MONKEY CHAV: OH FUCK ME! FUCKING HELL BRUH!! I BETTA' LEGGIT!!!
[hip hop/dubstep/grime music goes here]
TOKEN BLACK BITCH: Yo, you got the shit we need?
MONKEY CHAV: COURSE I FOCKIN' GOT IT! WE GOTTA SPLIT! I CAN HEAR DEM SIRENS COMIN' U GET ME BRAH!?
TOKEN BLACK BITCH: Let's fucking get the fuck outta here!
[This is still a sequel to a game for all ages]