How the fuck does Sakurai look so young at the age of 44?

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin or is that war you're waging

>>380611464
Memes aside, he's very clearly had work done.

>>380611464
veggies

>>380611464
No sun, no smoke or drinks.

No nagging women.

>>380611464
looks like a woman

Ridleyfag tears

>>380611736
are you looking for some sort of argument here where there isn't one?

>>380611736
I believe Cowboy Bebop and Farscape should be on top with Star Trek and Next Generation. Then I'd be happy with it.

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>Kamiya works himself to the bone, sleeps in his office to finish deadlines, already looks like an old man, all his games are flops
>Sakurai does barely any work, only speaks Jap, looks like a high schooler, all his games sell boatloads and are critically acclaimed

Why is there no justice?

>>380612308
I've found true artists usually aren't appreciated until their passing.

Don't know.

Hope he retires.

Hope they hand Smash to a new director

>>380611464

He smashes a lot

Japanese /v/irgin

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He feeds off the youth wasted playing his games instead of getting laid.

>>380612308
If there's anything Sakurai does is overwork even if it doesn't reflect into the game's quality for some.

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>>380611464
Looks like the Yakuza got to him in his early 20's. His replacement seems more attractive.

>>380612308
I honestly feel like Kamiya should just be that random ass game director no one knows. It doesn't really guarantee the quality of the game, too many of his games are just plain average.

For every desired Smash character he doesn't include, he gets to stay young another year.

Asian Genetics are no meme. Did you know that around 80% of white guys loose their hair and only around 40% of Japanese do? Lucky fucks

>>380611736

>firefly not on hightier

>red dwarf not on god tier

>Deep Space Nine and Stargate not on Low-Mid tier

>>380613608
I'm not gay but I'd fuck the shit out of 37 year old Sakurai.

>>380613976
B-but /pol/ told me they're the master race

>>380611736
where's space dandy?

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>>380611736
>Red Dwarf
>Mid tier
>Somehow below High tier and Futurama

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>Dad never told his co-workers his age
>Said he had a "Big zero" coming up
>They bought him a 30th birthday cake for his 40th because they thought he looked younger
>Be me, 21
>Everyone says I look 17
>mfw gonna age like fine wine

>>380615194
Red Dwarf was a zombie by VII and became increasingly more insulting with every revamp series
Futurama had consistently better writing throughout it's revivals, even if the later ones pale in comparison to the original series
both should've stayed dead after their original run, but Futurama fared much better when it returned

dunno middle age japanese people tend to look either really young or really old

>>380613976
>>380614242
Male-pattern baldness is associated with higher levels of free testosterone.

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>>380615398
>tfw both parents are attractive and have good genes
>managed to take only the worst ones

>>380613608
>he looks older at 23 than 44

how