FUCKING PREORDERED

>australia gets a cool hat
>canada gets a 25% price tax for no reason

thanks!

>>380609591
I want to cum in that hat

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>>380609591

>>380610232
lucky!

>>380610232
>>canada gets a 25% price tax for no reason
Wut

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Is this the subtle vidya clothing thread?

>>380610232
That's your "fucking leaf" tax.

i can imagine some autists here on nintendogaf to wear that out in public

>>380609591
My eyes are down here

bing bing wahoo~
>>380611078
also this

>>380609591
18+ site

>>380609591
I'm nintenbro as fuck but there's no way I'd wear a please be patient, I have autism: the hat

>>380610232
Apparently they're placeholder prices

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>>380609591
have fun looking like pic related

>>380611403
wtf i hate using mobile phones in public now

>>380610232
Is the hat only bundled with the Australian version of the game? Can anyone link to it?

>>380611403
I honestly can't determine the gender of the whale on the right

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>>380610232
>when your son says he wants to chop off his penis and wear a dress and you say no, so the police come and take him off you

>>380611546
Fuck off pol

America will get a big ol' NOTHING. Thanks, Reggie.

>>380609591
TELL ME ONE OCCASION WHERE YOU WOULD WEAR THAT. JUST. ONE.

your shitty twitch stream doesn't count

>>380611994
it looks soft and comfy

Where are you going to wear that cringey hat, OP? No where. Waste of money

>>380610232
got get that money to pay for those refugees somewere anon

Why do you have to wear it? It looks like it would make a nice collector's item. You could leave it on a shelf.

>>380611546
The sex change doesn't happen with kids dipshit
Nice strawman though

>>380609591
Oh, I get it.
Is there any other gamer apparel that's subtle like this? I don't want to show my power level

>>380611994
Home

>>380609591

And /v/ wonders why they are kissless virgins

>>380612035
yes but how could a hat be more comfy than the absence of a hat?

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You preordered ARMS also, right?

>>380612603
keeps the sun out of your eyes

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>>380609591
I'M GONNA PREORDER

>>380609591
>Exclusive to EBGames

Well that's lame.

>>380612694
well i hope you got a comfy hat to put on your comfy hat you goofy fuck

can I use it to swap into girls?

>>380611994
A Mario Halloween costume?

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anyone else still have theirs?

Honestly it looks more like a stuffed animal type thing more than something you'd actually wear.

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>>380609591
I'm going to hell for this, because no doubt shitposters are going to use it.
But I couldn't resist.

>>380614440
WAHOOO/10

>>380610762
me too

>>380614440
The eyes on the cap need to be JUST as well.

>>380609591
It kind of looks like those steampunk hats with goggles

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>>380614439
>trying to use logic and common sense on /v/

>>380611523
its the UK Gamestop version for 50cuckmoney

>>380609591
>Manchildren will wear this hat in the real world.

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>>380610232
Reggie needs to be replaced. NA never gets anything for preorders anymore.

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Calling it now:

>Put on hat
>Mario takes over your mind
>Get assimilated into BING BING WAHOOmind

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>>380615754
>tfw /v/ shitposts this image for several months straight only to find out they've sorely underestimated my power level

You are all fucking virgins.

>>380616206
if youve had sex you need to get the fuck off my website

>>380611994
Halloween and silly hat day at school if you're 10.

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>>380615274
i tried

>>380612368
>doesn't happen with kids
>you can give your kids hormone blockers to stop their puberty, giving them a micropenis for life, leaving them without enough physical tissue to create a fake vagina abomination
gas all transfaggots and transfaggot enablers tbqh famalam

>>380615667
I went to the UK GameStop site for the game and I don't see anything that says the hat is bundled with the game.

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Cappy Plebs

Club Nintendo Mario Hat Master Race, report in.

>>380611496
Are trying to determine its gender?!

Where do you get this?

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>>380611403
>Mfw there's a group of people just like this who get on the same bus as me
>It's a group of greasy fat girls with teeth that stick out of their mouths and boys like in the pic
>they spend the whole bus journey spouting tumblr and reddit memes in obnoxious high pitch nasally voices at really high volumes

I wouldn't be surprised if they're in this thread

Why does NOA never give any good incentives with their shit and it feels like every major release from NOE get's some cool physical good?

>>380623339
uk shop

>>380619672
>>>/pol/ddit

HOLY SHIT WE GET IT IN THE UK TOO

SHOULD I PRE ORDER NOW OR WAIT AND SEE IF I CAN SAVE A FEW BONGBUCKS?

>>380611403
Good god. I eat like a fucking pig and hardly exercise, but I'm nowhere near as huge as those fucks. Really puts in perspective how poorly you have to take care of yourself to end up like that.