>And this is our son's room, he's a gamer!

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Hey dude- I mean dad

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>Benny will never be your dad

Ring-a-ding

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>>380602801

>>380602801
This

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"I told you not to come in"

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Want to join me for some Mario Party?

>>380603009
What's that little girl doing on your room, son? I'm gonna call the police

>smell of cum and BO seeps out of the crack in the door

>>380602801
Came here to post this

>>380602407
Fuck you, Benny

>>380603284
what's going on here?

>>380603009
>vita
gud girl

>>380603576
hacking the mainframe

>>380603881
Me on the left

>>380603881
I'm the third guy on the right

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What's up dad? Need something?

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get out

>>380603037

maybe if I had a SEAT, stupid

>>380604573

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hows it going

>>380604697

we need to talk about your shit taste in waifus, son

>>380603776
is this real? I mean it is from twitch?

>>380604910
Woah just sit on the floor, mr fancypants

>>380605120
chaturbate

>>380605146

>giving you height advantage
>making me sit on the cold floor so it dampers my senses and reaction time

I dont think so, cheater

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Oh hey dad did you watch the nintendo direct? you should get me a switch

>>380605282
I dont ask for more in life.
Maybe an internet connection

>>380603009
>non-grounded Schuko

>>380605282
wonder what the pliers are for.

>>380606176
toenails

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UHHHHH KIMOOOOCHIIIIII, SUGOO-

Has this scenario happened to anyone ever? Like, your parents just walk into your room with their friends.

>>380606176
dental work

>>380604697
>tiny bed
manlets everyone

>>380606686
Before hormones kicked in I wouldn't be surprised, parents should be cautious once they're teenagers let alone over 18

>>380606686
No, but a similar thread happened all the time, that one being the "Guess who came out of their cave!"
It pissed me off

>>380602937
B-BANE?!

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>>380602407

I am busy mom and or dad

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GET OUUUUUUUUUT

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>>380606910
>Guess who came out of their cave
Evrytime

Dad, what are y- AAAAA G-GHOST!!!

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>>380607087

>>380603037
I'd rather help you paint your walls, so they don't look so horrible.

>>380607193
ghost blowjob?

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I'm thinking of quitting piano dad

>>380607281
Woo-woo!

>"he's a gamer"
>hardly plays video games
>consoles collecting dust
>vidya boxes all hidden away
>faps more than plays vidya
>room is bland with no posters or pictures anywhere
>spents most of his free time reading a shitting image board
>gamer
Ok mom.

>>380606910
Yeah, I now entered your cave.
Taking what I need from it and bringing it back to my cave.

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I need a new box dad

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I'M NOT A GAMER MOOOOOOOOOOOOM I'M AN OTAKU

>>380606686
more like their friends couldnt find the bathroom like imbeciles and walked in on me reading manga and they laugh and close the door >:/

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>>380602407
Hi mom. I'm doing fine. Love you. Don't make attention to the toilet paper next to me. Have a nice day.

>>380607506
>entered my cave
Well looked who left their cave! It's in Anon sighting! It's alive!

Oh shit. I'm not in my room right now! O_o

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ZzzzzzzzzzZzzz *rattle*

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>>380606686

>Mom invites friend over
>They have young kid
>Kid starts to get bored listening to grown women talk about bullshit
>Mom: "Why don't you go up to Anon's room? He's got lots of videogames to play?"
>I now have to stop doing what I'm doing and watch a retard fail in LEGO Batman for the next hour
>mfw

>>380603881
You can smell the cigarette smoke through the screen

>>380603284
>dad how many times i have to tell you that i am a /g/entooman who programs in lisp and haskell now

>>380602801
>He will never teach you how to swoon women
>Benny will never teach you how to hold the perfect poker face
>Benny will never run off with another woman and leave you and your mom by themselves

>>380607878
That's a pretty autistic way to greet someone.
Good luck with whatever you're trying with.

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>>380607537
>mfw i have a 4 year old pair of cum boxers hidden in the back of my wardrobe because im too lazy to get rid of it
i hope it isnt a biohazard now. i don't really wanna check

>>380606686
nope my dad is a prescription drug addict and my step mother doesn't have any friends.

>>380608078
>Benny will never take you to his presidential suite and ambush you with his goons when you bring up that he is your father.

>>380608186
Pics?

>>380608078
>>Benny will never run off with another woman and leave you and your mom by themselves
>Not Benny will never find another woman and run off with you and leave her and your mother by themselves

>>380606686
No, in country where door and house exist we also have this thing called a lock.

>>380605202
you're fucking retarded

She's been on MFC for like 2 or 3 months

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What do you want father

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>>380603037
>GET OUT

>>380607574
If he cleaned the place up it'd be pretty comfy

>>380608370
i trust you. sauce?

>>380604713
wtf

why did you post a picture of me
where did you find this not even memeing

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>And this is my mommy's room, she's a gamer!

>>380608186
Please post a picture

>>380608186
It's probably growing shrooms now.

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>>380607087
>That fist shake of triumph

>>380607140
>>380606910
heeeey smeagle! slay any DEMONS today??
you deserve it

>>380608078
>leave you and your mom by themselves
Montana? Oh god, you wouldn't happen to be seventeen would you?

>>380607335
>Anon says all this to his mother while doing the peace sign turned sideways with his fingers on his left hand.

>>380608975
Ara ara~ Where did you find this picture of me?

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>>380603124
Sir, that little girl IS your son

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>>380607304
>fat free milk
You disgust me. Also cleanup your room.

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>>380606686
>parents regularly embarrass me by barging into my room with other people present
>constantly spout disparaging shit like "And this is my lazy son" or "See? I told you this is what he would be doing"
>start locking door
>parents threaten to kick door down if I don't unlock it
>they eventually do, claiming that I could have been dead
>have to use a sheet as a temporary door for about 2 years, until I get a new door for my birthday
>lock is reversed on door, so parents will lock me in my room to punish me
>jokes on them, because I don't leave my room anyways, and now I see the world as what is contained within my four walls
>graduate high school, parents apply to a college nearby for me
>allow me to get a drivers license and use one of their cars for school transportation only
>go to school, do my work, come home, stay in room all day, rinse and repeat
>graduate college with nothing gained but a diploma (no friends, no connections)

>Parents ask me why I stay in my room all day
>my fucking face when

>>380606686
No, but I've had retarded guests walk into my room uninvited. And my dad still won't knock if I go to visit.

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>>380602407

>>380607987
>had this happen to me
>just threw my old toys from when i was 5 out the door and slammed it shut

not edgy, just hate kids

>>380609508
Are you Asian?
I can only imagine Asian parents being that autistic.

>>380609915
>not showing them good video games and raising them right
I got my niece into doom when she was 8

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>>380610106
>I got my niece into dom when she was 8

>>380603284
>using the mouse ever
get this casual outta here

>>380609982
Worse, Jewish

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>>380602407

>>380610348
Ashkenazi or Mirzam?

>>380610348
Are you adopted?

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>>380610348

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>>380603284
where did you get this video of me?

>>380610423
>vanilla oreos
Supreme taste

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>>380602407

>>380609915

>not edgy, just autistic

>>380602714
that is a nice shirt

>>380603576
average /g/ poster

>>380610560
>doesnt want to deal with someone else's kid being pawned off on him
>autistic

How's your wife's son doing, buckaroo?

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>>380602407

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>>380609502
>fat free
Yeah, unlike your body

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What's up, guys?

>>380610447
I'm assuming Ashkenazi since my parents are Eastern European, but we aren't very religious, I didn't even have a Bar Mitzvah

>>380610485
No, I'm definitely their child

>>380610753
Man that looks fuckin comfy as hell

>>380610654

>being autistic enough to reject a child while doing nothing important
>his comeback is a /pol/ meme

>>380608747

>you and Timmy, with eyes wide, have now seen things you thought not possible
>a light so bright, with a warmth so welcoming
>Tim and you begin your journey to the light
>each step easier than the last
>you feel lighter, dizzy even
>you forget you're not alone, and that timmy was just behind you
>but the light calls for you
>the light welcomes you
>but your steps slow to a crawl
>you slowly get on the floor
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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>>380602407
>Post a Reply

>>380610753
If you replaced this with a comfy computer chair then this would be comfy as fuck.

>gaming beside a stove

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>tfw they stopped doing this since I'm the first grandchild to graduate college so far

>>380610654
Just because you aren't the father, doesn't mean he is not your son

>>380607987
>This happens to me
>Decide to play tekken with them
>Destroy their shit for the next hour so they will beg mommy to take them back home

I was such an asshole back then, I love it.

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>>380607994
Or maybe that's your cpu burning again

>>380603284
>these wallpapers
>these dolls
I know this room.

You guys don't ACTUALLY have anime figures and posters all over your walls and 3 monitors with anime wallpapers, right?

...Right?

>>380610827
>he actually enjoys having children in his room
pedophile detect

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>>380608368
>Lock my door
>Mom turns the knob so hard while locked one day she fucking breaks the whole handle
>Didn't even notice she did it
>"ha ha whoops what do you need a lock for anyway ha ha"

>>380607987
>aunt did this shit with me and a homeless guy during a visit
>I don't even know why she had a homeless guy with her
>"THIS IS ANON HE LOVES VIDEO GAMES HE WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY HA HA"
>he liked videogames apparently
>busted out my NES
>"o-oh are we going to play something fun? I see Zelda. I liked Zelda"
>no we are playing battletoads
>"o-oh I really liked Zelda..."
>we keep dying in turbo tunnel
>every time we get close to the end, I intentionally sabotage
>"i don't really like this"
>I thought you liked videogames
>"i-i do. i like zel-"
>then let's just keep playing, we almost got it last time
>this shit goes on for four hours
>tfw i realize i just spent four hours fucking with a homeless man in a game neither of us wanted to play so he and my aunt would leave me alone
>tfw I did this shit again the next month when my cousin tried to dump her kids off on me for six hours with no prior notification

>>380604697
This swinub plushie looks comfy

>>380602407
My parents never did this. I never got crap for being a loser either because my family is made up entirely of nerds.

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>>380607140
>onichan out of his nest. Hooray!

>>380610753
Rugged. Good taste son.

>>380603284
W-why does the clock skip seconds multiple times?
Is he hacking time?

>>380603284
I wish I was sysadmin

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>>380607140

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>>380602407
hey daddy :3

>>380610806
no thats about right

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>>380610827
sorry i hurt your feelings you kiddie diddler, next time I'll make sure that Timmy is told what a special little guy he is

>>380610270
You have a brain disease

>>380610348

Kobrozzi get outta there mane.

>>380602407
>"OH my fucking-! Why?! Why would you follow him?! I've seen Wile. E. Coyote traps less obvious than that-!"
>Voicechat off
>"Oh, hey dad and uh- Sorry, I don't think I know you. I'll be down in the bit; I'm in the middle of a match and my team couldn't find their ass in the dark with the benefit of written instructions, flashlight and a map..."
>Back to the game and then go down and do the obligatory social thing for an hour

>>380611158
london?

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>>380608395
>tfw friends with a super richfag
>constantly reminded of how fucking poor I am when I'm around him

>>380610581
no its not

>>380611158
too much pink
you're trying too hard
as a punishment your stuffies are going in the woodchipper

>>380603284
Are the stories about this guy legit?

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>>380602407
Yes, father?

>>380611228
Thanks.

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>>380611013
Protip: If you really want to mess with your cousin's kids, get a copy of sonic 2006 and have them play that.

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>>380607126
Please tell me this was made after Lazy Town became a meme. Please don't tell me this was made pre meme.

>>380610497
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/

Oh my fuck it's real.

>>380603284
This is just a clip from that pirate bay movie.... this is nothing special

>>380611391
is this the Institute

>>380606686
>Mom insists on inviting people to show the new house
>Im unaware of anything
>she invites people i dont talk to in a long time
>"Hey Anon invite them over to go play in your room!"
>The little cousin wants to play GTA5
>hes 5 years old
>Another guy wants to make a fifa tourmanent
>they all join in my room to play it
>i just remove the switch and go play with my older cousin
>"Lmao youre still playing those kids game"
>starts talking about how good he is in COD and stuff like that
>after they leave
>"do not invite them over again"
>She does it again

Every fucking time.

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>>380602407

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>>380611158
is it time for cummies daddy? Let me save my game first :3

>>380611425
That picture is at least 9 years old, but Lazy Town has been a meme longer than that.

>>380608345
the dream

>>380611013
Source?

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>>380602407
Hi, daddy. Whats up?

>>380609508
>"See? I told you this is what he would be doing"

So, my personal bedroom isn't meant for lounging or relaxing? What the fuck else am I supposed to? Push-ups? Parents are retarded.

>>380611567
I've had, supposedly, "family" over once. They were the worst fucking people I have ever met. I've never seen them again to this day. What the fuck is up with this shit, jesus

>>380611425
>pre-meme
Lazytown has been a thing far before the whole Robbie Rotten edit bananza.

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>>380611081
It just works.

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>>380607087

Do you have the one where he's outside in the tree?

>>380610753
TV is sitting too low. I don't wanna have to look downwards for 8 hours

>>380611425
desu lazytown has been a meme for as long as it's existed

>>380606686
When there's a party at my house usually a family friend or two would stop in my room to say hello and maybe chat a bit about school and what I'm doing.

>>380611567
>he doesnt hide out in his no lights turned on room until guests leave

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>>380611630
I was mainly referring to the Robbie Rotten "We are number one" meme, but wow

I

I just

>all these bad chair postures
Why is it so hard to consciously keep your back straight you you don't develop a nerd hunchback?

Joke's on you mom, I'm homeless!

>>380611781
>Tell parents exactly this after the ten zillionth time
>"Don't you disrespect me, Anon! You're in my house, you live by my rules! I spend all my time and effort-!" bla bla bla

Maybe if you want some fucking respect, you should try giving me some? Funny how that fucking works. And don't pretend you ever did more than the bare minimum society expects of you, you heartless cunt.

>>380611970
I was thinking of fixing my posture, but now I'm gonna sit as poorly as possible because I know it annoys you.

>>380611413
>picks silver in multiplayer and discovers the only way to enjoy sonic 06

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>>380603284
The fuck are those little bottles with the orange cap? Medicine? Superglue?

>>380611413
I'll keep that in mind for next time.

>>380611720
Not porn. It's by the Hi Score Girl guy.

>>380602714
nice Sorceress figurine, I bet he hot glues it every day.

>>380602407
>be me, 20 at the time still living at home
> two huge knee surgeries at all 18/19 so I couldn't walk/drive/stand for a combined 2 years
>get cleared from doctor after months of physical therapy, can't find shit worth of work cause 2 year gap from high school and 2011 economy
>dad is angry about it, in direct and passive aggressive ways
>out putting resumes in at places one day, come home
>"hey anon the time warner guy came in and had to go in your room. He asked if a 7 year old slept in it"
>basically have a set of battletech figurines and my pc that can even remotely be considered childish
Damn if that doesn't fuck your confidence hard after just being socially isolated for 2 years.

>>380606686
Only once and that was the grandma of the family that thinks she's above of any courtesy and expects to do whatever she says, even my parents, uncles and aunts think that.

I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 at the time, she must've thought I was turning into some psychopathic killer due to her horrified look at me afterwards.

>>380611081
>starts on 3 minutes
>ends on 4 minutes 28 seconds
>webm is 1 minute 28 seconds long
fuck off nigger you're not tricking me

>>380605282
*weeeeeeeeze*

>>380611158
how the hell do you pull out your keyboard?

>My mom was the kind of "your games are slowing down the computer" kind of mom
>took her for fucking ever to have her trust me with computers
>Took her forever to understand you cant pause online games
>Eventually we get to a stage where she's cool with my gaming and asks if I can pause the game or find a safe spot
Took way too long for this shit, though. No weird stories though.

>>380610270
>reading comprehension

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>mom invites her friend to the house
>they have a weeb son
>"you can play videogames with our son Anon he's upstairs in his lair!"
>only weeb game i have is gundam vs zeta gundam on ps2
>repeatedly kick his ass with guntank and psychogundam mk 2
>he switched from hyaku shiki to big zam
>i switch to the ball and fuck him up one last time
>he undergoes an autistic breakdown and throws both of our controllers
>during dinner he boasts about how he kept beating me
>i was the one who got in trouble for breaking the controllers
>mfw

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>>380602801
fucking hell

>>380612456
>Autism

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What's up dad?

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>>380611826
Not him but I got u senpai

>>380602801
i don't get it

>>380604925

>>380612237
>battletech
>7 year old shit
fuck that guy, seriously

>>380612184
>It's by the Hi Score Girl guy.
I really like his drawing style that's why I asked, wasn't sure it's by him. I'll look into it, thanks.

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".... and she's a gamer like you!"

>>380610524
more/source?

>>380612553
nice jenkem

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>>380607126
Imagine being that actor. Jesus Christ I'd be scared for my life.

>>380606686
I'm 25 years old and they still do this

>>380612739
Its something like misou something something.

>>380612742
These pictures always look so comfy. It makes me wanna live in an apartment and personalise it!

>>380612289
Maybe he hacked time so you wouldn't notice it?
He could be behind you right fucking now, hacking your time away.

>>380612550
Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>380609508
terrible parents, i would defoo if i were you

>>380610946
lol I did the same thing with tatsunoko vs capcom. After an hour the little fagget yells out "mom can we go please."

>>380602407
Ho ... how the fuck did you open the door. Like, I looked it with that heavy ass lock. You can now watch me masturbating cunt.

>>380612946
Don't be so hard on your 8 year old niece.

>>380606686
>dad worked at the school i went to
>often got hammered with my teachers in the house
>one day he brings my history teacher that's somewhat skeptical about me since im extremely good at Nazi Germany
>am just good at the subject, but eh, i got along with him well
>they both head upstairs to get more beer out the mini fridge
>they open my door to check on me while im trying to get Serious Sam to load
>they both see my 9/11 background that i set for a bet
>they stare for about a minute while talking to me casually as they seem too drunk to care
>next time i had history he looked at me funny
>fuck he remembered
>hes probably convinced im an extremist of some sort
>after than, he was always extremely careful around me and let me cause anarchy around the class

>>380602937
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>380613046
ayooo

>>380611158
I hope this is a girl's room

>>380613046
It's funny how you think I'm that dude.
Have you considered that other people think you're autistic due to your autistic behaviours?

>>380612127
Caffeine, he's way over the lethal dose if he drinks this much everday.

>>380610631
Yeah, who is David?
What is knows about him?

>>380611241

...does that guys tattoo say Turtle Killer(slaugher, etc, etc) in Chinese? Any other Chinafags here?

>>380611013
Think you could invite your mom over here and tell her to do what she did to the lock on my dick.

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>>380610497
>A romantic comedy featuring a Jewish family who struggles coming to terms with their son's non-Jewish and gay boyfriend. When the gay couple adopts a child and it makes headline news, their families come to defend them and realize how much they love them.

>>380611384
are the rumors true?

>>380610753
get yourself a nice armchair and you're set, that corner of the room looks extra comfy

>>380613331
No because she's died since then

>>380613331
>ha ha whoops what do you need a dick for anyway ha ha

>>380611820
IS MAYBE THIS PHRASE A WORDING THAT IS JUST HAPPENING TO MAKE A SMART REDUNDANCE WITH THE INFAMOUS SAGA WRITTEN BY HIROHIKO ARAKI, NAMELY THE STRANGE AND UNUSUAL JOURNEYS OF JOJO?

>>380603037
>get out is written on the wall

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>>380603037
>GET OUT

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>>380613281
>It's funny how you think I'm a dude

>>380604697
how can someone be this loser?

>cuddling naked with gf
>door doesnt have a lock
>but come on, they know she's here
Didn't stop them from barging in without knocking or anything to tell about something they could have told later or whatever

Somewhat mad

>>380611801
I also had to mention, i hate my stepfather's way of thinking
>"with your age i was already working(been saying this since i was 14)"
>keeps discouraging my studies for 4 years(yes im 18)
>"n-no studies dont matter! What matters is that you go make dinner and other shit so that my lazy ass doesnt have to do anything and fall asleep in the couch while watching a movie that i never finish!"

I fucking despise him so much for this shit, always trying to make others be like him. He does this with my cousins too, but never does it with his son, ironically, which spends his fucking days playing league of Legends

And he gets every single opportunity to shit on me

>>380611158
i like the color pink your room looks comfy

>>380608186
your family can probably smell it when you leave your door open, and have been asking you to clean your room.
I guarantee you there are some spores on it now

>>380613613
>I just wanted to humble brag about my probably fat gf

>>380613329
dunno what it means in chinese, but the characters are definitely turtle and kill

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MUM GET OUT

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...and this is Anon's room! She composed music for various indie games.

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>>380602801
Oh my god yes

>>380611947
I cannot afford to do that Anon, my gaming room is next to the window, let me try to get a picture

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>>380602407
c-close the door or the cow gets it!

>>380612089
GET YE GONE GOLEM

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>>380611413
>MFW i still have the original game on xbox 360.

With no patch at all, the original version.

is this a torture intrument?

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>>380613549
>It's funny how you think I'm a dude
:^)

>>380611416
well he's got a PS3 so he's not a total lost cause.

>>380613281
>It's funny how you think I'm a dude
LONDON

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>>380603037
that looks comfy

>>380613709
That's kinda hot

>>380612618
New Vegas.

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>living with your parents past 18

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>>380602407

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I'm trying to sleep, dad. teehee!

>>380606686
>24
>live in my own apartment
>mom still travels across town to break into my place unannounced
>bitched me out for locking my door
Yes

>>380603284
cute dools

>>380611309
Admire that ordnung

>>380606686
yes, after we recently restructured home my senile grandma wanted to show it to someone who went to visit, I was naked in my room looking for clothes after taking a shower.
door was closed but they dont get the concept of privacy

>>380613990
>americlaps
lmao

>>380613990

>renting an apartment for $1,300 so you can be "independent"
>not living with your parents until you make decent income so you aren't living paycheck to paycheck

>>380603009
W h a t a n i m e

>>380612742
why is she wearing one sock?

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DON'T COME IN

>>380614139
Love Live

>>380612237
>the time warner guy
What the hell is this? Some kind of american thing? Is it related to penis inspection day?

>>380613428
aye

>>380614138
Or he just "moved out" by going to college at his parents' expense.

>>380613990
>Stayed with parents after I found work
>Didn't leave until I had 20k in the bank

It's perfectly fine to stay with them if you need to build up some bank first. If you're just going to leech off them to sustain your NEET lifestyle though, fuck off.

>>380606686
>sister has her boyfriend +his friends over
>mom lets them in my room while I'm in the bathroom
>they're just in there looking at my shit
>one of them stays behind to try to befriend me
>tells me stories about how his dog attacks black people
>tries to get my number
>would never get the hint I want him out of my room

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>>380610497
>>380611460
>its real

>>380614361
btw I'm a girl

>>380606686
My cousin knocked on my door and asked if he could show my aquarium to his friend today. No one's ever entered without knocking first though.

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>>380610927
Niice

>>380607987
I got a nephew who comes round that I actually really like, he is about 12 and I have to chastise him for bad habits like phone games and fidget spinners but as far as I am concerned I can make his taste in gaming acceptable

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>>380602801
Mother fucker.

>>380612563

I'M FUCKING DYING JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>Family starts clapping when you come out of your room

>>380603037
all the newfags that don't recognise this

>>380609508
Well, why are you in your room all the time?

>>380614471
no I'm a dude. you are an imposter

>>380612626

>>380610986
I remember him posting pictures of the room. I always liked the wallpapers and the dolls a lot.

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>>380613780
I want to fuck her so bad. Rise will get jealous and a threesome will ensue. P4 Dancing all night sequel.

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>>380614556
>family memeber you see once a year visits
>go down to say hello
>"look whos out of the cave!"

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comfy thread?

>>380602801
kek

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>playing vidya in my room, minding my own business
>mom hadn't told me that one of her friends had come with two 6 year old girls
>hear constant running around the house and giggling
>lock my door as quickly as possible
>one of them keeps tugging at the door handle a minute later, trying to get in
>"I WANT TO GO INSIDE THIS ROOM CAN WE GO INSIDE PLEASE"
>mom unlocks my door with a key that annoying locks and unlocks every door in the house
>"Stop being selfish anon, let them play in your room"
"But I don't really want two 6 year old girls in my-"
>"I don't care, LET THEM PLAY"
>start jumping in the way of the screen and singing like the little pieces of shit they are
>one of them knocks a bunch of rare 90s Nintendo collectibles off of my shelf
>The other is smacking two rare figures together making them kiss
>get up and yell at them to get out
>luckily non of them broke my stuff in the end
>hear the loudest fucking crying from below
oh shit
>immediately start putting heavy furniture and a lamp in the way of the door and lock it before the angry footsteps of my mom's wrath could reach the door
>put on headphones and listen to the Sonic Adventure 2 ost to drown out all the yelling from outside my door
>stay in my room for 3 days, surviving on nothing but Haribos and a 2 week old bottle of water
>eventually pass out
>wake up in hospital
>have to stay there for some time
>had to eat very specific quantities of food for 2 weeks
>arrive back at home after dead silent car ride home
>enter my room
>everything I collected since a young age to do with Nintendo, Sonic, etc is all gone
>Ebay listing on browser history
>"Super Mario Sonic Brothers Nintendo dolls, HAVE TO GO!!!!"
>sold for $25
>moved to my dad's house shortly afterwards

>>380614680
btw I'm a dude (female).

>tfw your room is always messy
>you're doing badly in college
>the only job is some temporary minimum wage bullshit because lel no certificate to get real job
>when your oldest brother is married with two kids

This is what I get for going for college while having untreated ADHD.
I want to get off this ride.

>>380614730
I like those beans.

>>380614289
It's a shitty Internet company

>>380612840
She is. Apparently she hated the adult following she got and was aware of it.

>>380603284
>Yuyuko

Patrician taste

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>>380611013
Good story

>>380608186
It is a biohazard

>>380611241
>>380613329
Nope mates, that's "dragon slayer", 「竜殺」
竜 is the simplified japanese version of 龍

>>380611582
If I become homeless, this seems like the best possible option.

>>380614832
Join the military and come back after your contract.
Class is ez now, just a matter of perspective.

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Hi dad... that girl in middleschool girl grabbed my nustsack again... If I told the teacher her mafia dudes would break my legs...

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>>380614756
that's /r/4chan worthy autism lad

>>380607335
And what does your mom do for fun?

>small relative comes over
>"hey anon can I see your games"
>"no I'm busy"
>it's now cemented in their head that you will play with them once you aren't "busy"
>ask every single time they visit if you're done with whatever it was you are doing, what it is you're doing, etc

>playing Wolfeinstein with bros over Skype or Xfire
>"What?" from the outside
>"no mom, I'm just talking to my friends"
>muh phone bill
>"no mom we're speaking over the internet it's fine"
>muh internet bill

Fuck, mom just leave me be.

>>380614756
Tell her EXACTLY how much all those collectables were worth. Impress upon her that until you see a complete re-payment of everything she stole from you, you won't so much as spare the time to spit on her grave. Explain all this in a very calm and level voice and every time she tries to cut you off, let her rant and go right back to what you were saying, as if she'd never interrupted.

Parents like that only respond to emotional blackmail. Ignore her very existence; treat her as if you can neither see nor hear her and if she lays hands on you, press charges.

Fuck parents like that straight into an early grave.

>>380609508
fuck dude i feel genuinely bad for you

>>380613329
>>380613701
>they don't know foot-ninjas are a real thing in NYC

>walks in when I have my Flared Chance up to the hilt in my ass

>>380614979
thanks rune detective

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>>380614832
I GOTCHU ONIFAM

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>>380613281
>It's funny how you think I'm that dude.

>>380615035
What are you whining about you fucking Pussy what are you gay?

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>>380606686
Once, my uncle came over and came into my room. I don't collect waifu shit so it was just some of my figures and videogames. He just looked at my stuff and said "aren't you a little old for this?". I just didn't say anything. He's a 5"2" manlet whose wife left him for a literal millionare and whose kids hate him though so I don't care what he says really.

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>>380614851

>>380608747
>hey timmy, tyrone was just helping mommy fix the bed since its so creaky

>>380615042
Awwwww :3

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>>380611013
>Homeless
>having to live with old female friend who's boring as fuck
>tells you her nephew is coming to visit
>"he likes video games he will keep you company"
>havent played video games in so long get super excited to play again
>he has the zelda game from my childhood
>forces me to play battletoads
You feel good anon? You could've made his week maybe even his month.

>>380612649
To some people anything like that is just a toy.

>>380613990
Nigga I can't afford to move out right now. That shit is expensive as fuck and I'm not going to fuck myself up because of the living with your parents stigma.

>>380615076
Move out

>>380615080
I told her as soon as I found that listing. I tried to explain as best as a could, but kept on saying dumb shit like "You'll grow up soon and they won't be worth anything to you" or "Whatever stops this influence, otherwise I don't care"

>>380614832
go to a technical school or military. Or try to luck into a decently paying warehouse job.

>>380613329
I also read it as "龟杀" in traditional (I don't have the font to type it).
It seems to be gibberish..

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>>380612618
It's his shirt daddy-o

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>>380614875
I feel bad for her. She's cute and all but it's pretty horrifying what some guys would do to fug her

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>>380614756
>That's bullshit but i believe it

>come home from work
>my room's a fucking mess
>playstation 3 has fallen to the ground, still running
>my skull puzzle taken apart and scattered around the room
>door open, supposed to be kept closed while I'm away to keep the cat in

Turns out some relatives visited and they let their little shits do whatever they wanted all over the house. They let my cat get outside and never said a thing. I never saw her again.

My family keeps pretending nothing happened. "I had my eye on them the whole time! They didn't go in your room!". My cat is dead because of them.

>>380610631
Me on the bottom

>>380614696
Lois?

>>380615545
She's pretty adorbs tbqfwyf(to be quite frank w/ u family)

>>380614696
oh i can imagine alright

You can tell who is underage and immature here by their hate of children.