>I'll be your 1-up girl
>Game doesn't feature 1-ups
>>380585490
>1-up
Pauline is saying sex, she'll be your girl for the purpose of WAHOO BING BING BING 1-UP! under the sheets
>>380585490
>Initially heard that line as "I'll be your one-off girl"
>Mario ditched Pauline after the original Donkey Kong for Peach's booty
>mfw Pauline is a canon cuckquean
>>380585680
>Pauline is a canon cuckquean
Yes.
>>380585614
Elaborate
>mfw no 1-up girl
>>380585719
Mario slides down Pauline's pipe and WA-HOO! It'sa-me! BING! BING! BING! 1-UP!
9 months later a stork trys (and fails) to deliver babies.