Can we all agree this controller is great?

I know people shitpost how bad it is but I fucking love mine.

It's pretty awesome, bought it on sale but is my go to controller now

fucking hell those sausage fingers

>>380581525
cost to much Money.

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PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

Just how do you even get this fat

SALAD DODGING

>>380581525
yes we can all agree that this whale has to die soon

>>380583107
Be abused or some shit, and then eat.

>>380583107
Eating 7,000 calories a day

>>380583107
Just how does one dumbass always ask this every thread about a morbidly obese person

>>380582545
ON SOME FAT FUCK

it's shit in every way

they should just make an android app to connect with steam link via bluetooth to act like a touchpad with mouse buttons

HE'S FAT

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It's alright.

>>380581525
The ring unnerves me...doesn't that look beyond painful?

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>>380581525
Well maybe other controllers wouldn't be so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>380581525
uh, who is this burger bopper?

>>380583107
Be such a fucking loser that you instantly give up the moment you encounter any resistance, despite thousands of fans supporting you and even hiring a personal trainer.

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>>380581525
I actually like the controller. The only thing it absolutely fucking fails at in every which direction is first-person vidya. I wanted to play Slime Rancher with my steam controller the other week for maximum comfy but nope that shit is impossible.

For Hollow Knight, Rabi Ribi, Stardew Valley, Shantae and every other video game I've played with it that wasn't in first-person, my Steam Controller was pretty fucking great.

I wonder how people get it to work with FPS.

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>>380583107
If you wanna get big you gotta eat big, cmon. Boogie is the fat version of Rich Piano. Truly inspirational.

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>boogie thread a few years ago
>simpering fans saying "he'll lose the weight" when I post about what a disgusting fat fuck he is
>tell them to say that shit in a few years if he loses the weight, but more than likely he will be just as gluttonous
>he looks like the same abhorrent piece of congealed lard in 2017
Suck my dick, you retarded cunts.

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>>380584368
how many scoops should I take?

>>380584104

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR THUMB IS HELLA FUCKED UP

>>380584504
I don't remember exactly but I think Rich says you should just do one at a time to keep everything in moderation.

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>>380584504
>>380584697
FiVE SCOoPS CMON DON'T YOU WANT TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>>380581525
anyone tried tekken or any other fighting games with it?

>>380584443
You seem angry

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>>380584924
I'MMM RIIPPPEEEDDD

>>380585247
Don't care what you think of me, nigger. Boogie will be dead at 50.

>>380583107

eat 10k calories a day and never leave the house

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He is such a gross fuck

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>>380584238

not just any personal trainer either

boogie was destined to fail

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>>380585365

Look, does anybody here actually have Thyroid issues?

He literally can't help it on his own

>>380585641
>muh cundishuns

He's gonna have heart, kidney, and liver issues, assuming he miraculously haven't already.

so why hasn't boogie gone to fat camp yet

he won't be able to sneak calories in like he's been doing

>>380585823
Yeah, but it's not his fault. At least with the operation he has a shot at leading a somewhat normal life

>>380585641
If Theodore Roosevelt can ride horseback for a hundred miles, from sunrise to sunset, at fifty one years old, while having asthma, I don't give a fuck what excuse anyone gives for anything. It's all about will. Boogie is weak willed.

>>380584104
the fuck is wrong with your thumb

>>380585953
So he's such a weak-willed puss that he needs his organs rearranged so he stops fucking eating. Terrific.

Frankly I'm surprised he found a surgeon willing to operate on him. Invasive surgery is bad enough for normal people to recover from, much less a person with a literal blanket of fat on him.

>>380586325
No it has nothing to do with will, he will literally continue to gain weight no matter how little he eats. Please educate yourself a little before spouting off retarded bullshit

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>>380586471
Except he doesn't have a thyroid condition, so why don't YOU educate yourself, fattie.

>>380586471
I didn't think there existed people beyond this universe who can somehow turn 2 + 2 into 5. What's his secret to gaining more mass than he eats? We can save the world with his special body

>>380587356
>What's his secret to gaining more mass than he eats?
I already said it's his thyroid condition

>>380586212
where is the right thumb?

>>380581525
>Can we all agree
Every time I see a thread start with this I get red in the face, start screaming and punch my dad in the dick.

>>380587417
What? Oh my god, he eats 2 kilos of food and gains 3 kilos? This breaks the universe, we need his interdimensional body to solve the energy crisis

>boogie has to be loaded into the back of a flatbed truck in order to go to the doctor's

i mean christ, what're they gonna use to cut him open? a table saw?

>>380587417
good sheep

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>>380584924

>>380587502

That must really hurt your jaw, Anon.

>>380583981
non americans dont live in a society where this is normalised, so its still a spectacle to lots of people.

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>>380586998
>diets aren't the way to end lifelong obesity
Yes they are, boogie. Yes they are.
If you eat nothing but fruits and vegetables, unless you consume ten thousand calories worth per day, you will lose weight.
I hate fat cunts like this and enablers who allow him to exist.

>>380583107
Soda

You literally can't eat enough to be this fat.
Even roman nobility weren't morbidly obese.
You eat too much, your stomach fills up and you can't eat anymore. But it doesn't apply to drinks, those go straight through you with all that corn syrup ending up in your veins

>>380584660
>>380586212

>being this new

>>380585641
I do. Luckily mine is hypo so I'm pretty skinny.

>>380585823
Thyroid is one of the things that will actually fuck with your weight basically no matter what you do.

>>380586325
I really hope this is just shitposting, thyroid problems literally drain all your energy if it gets bad hyper.
I was hyper for a bit and I had to eat like triple what I normally eat just to stop myself from collapsing.

>>380584104
>400_replies.jpg

>>380588381
It's already established Boogie doesn't have a malfunctioning thyroid.

The point is, thyroid problems are rare among the general population and landwhales rightfully get shit on for using that cliche of an excuse.

>>380588795
Not to mention that at most the weight gain from a thyroid issue is like five kg

>>380585641
Those damned thyroids, creating 6000 calories worth of fat from 1000 calories of food. How dare they violate the laws of physics!

>>380585641
Thyroid issues =/= being a fat fuck.
There are people that have thyroid issues and are thin, athletic even. Thyroid fucks up your metabolism and how much energy your body is able to get from food, but it doesn't break the energy conservation principle

Energy in = energy out + stored energy
That's literally it

ask a guy who lost 44 kg in 10 months anything

>>380587417
>Thyroid is able to break the first principle of thermodynamics

so this... is the power... of the human body

>>380583107
Living in the UK, my family is somewhat poor, we probably don't have enough food in the house to even get fat. Boogie always complains about being poor for his whole life until youtube, yet was a fat fuck as a child.
Maybe all Americans would be rich if they didn't spend so much money on food?

>>380586998
>that paragraph about dieting
it is like he doesn't even understand the point of dieting. IT IS designed to change your eating habits, not to be some tool you use to 'get to some target weight and then forget about it' boogie what the fuck

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>>380588067
That's why I drink diet coke

>>380587847

>nothing but fruits and vegetables

i can only imagine how he talks about his explosive diarrhea in detail in his next "pity-me-and-feed-me-vlog" from challenging his digestive tract by eating any form of non-processed food.
what a subhuman.

>>380581525
I can't tell what controller it is because of that fat fucks hands.

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>>380590792

>>380590673
It's not so much we spend a shit ton of money on food, it just that a lot of people here buy a ton of shitty, cheap food that fatten you up real quick.

>>380590792
Don't lie todd, you drink the tears of the modding community.

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>>380590673
have you seen the portion sizes of sweets and biscuits in USA? you can't really buy a snack there, you have to buy a huge fuck off tray of oreos and imagine what that sort of purchase does to kids. frankly there's a lot to be said about people's own mistakes in regards to their eating habits which causes them to become overweight and obese, but surely americans can agree that the obesity epidemic also needs to be addressed in the shops?

>>380590673
Boogie makes a shit ton and spends it all on crap like Magic cards then complains about being poor.
I can't speak for most Americans, but Boogies problem is poor money management and impulse buying.

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Can we meme this fat fuck to keep eating and end up on My 600lb Life?I almost want to start spamming his videos just to rile this fat fuck up.

>>380588381
>Muh thyroid.
Completely wrong. My mother has no thyroid (nuked by radioactive iodine) and she's not a fat fuck. She eats healthy and walks to work every day. Americans are just clueless when it comes to diet. If it doesn't come out of a packet you have no idea how to cook it and your portion sizes are way too big.

>>380590673
Poor people tend to be fatter on average though.

>>380590673
shitty high flavored food=>fast reward for people with not much money on hand

Imagine how much this guy shits and how disgusting his ass must be from shit stains. I'm a skinnyfat but sometimes eat like an obese person, and my shits can get pretty fucking intense. And to think this guy is having the same kind of diarrhea you get from eating a lot and mixing different foods at a weight where he can't even reach his ass.

I just had one of those shits where you throw your knickers off and wind up sweating nude on the toilet. Imagine this guy now taking that same intensive shit at his weight multiple times a day. He must smell awful and flatulate a lot.

i feel bad for him. if his only comfort in life is eating then he must have to eat lot of unhealthy foods to distract himself from the situation he's in

>>380588381
>I do. Luckily mine is hypo so I'm pretty skinny.
You're still taking medication to correct it, I hope.

>>380584307
I use gyro for precise movement and the left trackpad for bigger seeps

>>380591931
It's hard to feel sorry for boogie when he had so many chances in life to become healthy, but he would rather sit on his fattening ass and bitch about video games. When people tell boogie that he is a fat fuck and need to lose weight, it's not fat shaming at this point since he actually need to do that if he plans on living past his 40s.

>>380592294
anon, he's 43.

>>380590509
Where did you hide the body?

>>380592294
i don't think he enjoys it at all. i was obese until recently, it wasn't any fun, and i also squandered opportunities of gaining support to help me lose weight. eventually it just took my own willpower and determination. i think boogie's issue is that he enjoys abusing food and maintaining his addiction so much that he cannot break his habits without intervention like obesity surgery, which i understand he is now going to receive in the near future. idk if i can rightly blame him for being too weak or anything, we all have our own vices, unfortunately eating poorly is one that causes such an unflattering visual side-effect as well that it can be more difficult to sympathise with obese people than, say, alcoholics

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I want to see Joey and Boogie fuck.

>>380592454
>>380592553
something on your mind?

>>380592652
joey's comment section is an unending source of hilarity

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>>380592652
I'M BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYACK

>>380591505
wasnt he already on one of these weight loss shows?

>>380583107
Gotta eat big to get big, c'mon

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>>380592735
>>380592753
Woo woo woo wooo!!

https://youtu.be/HlzYMRT92Rk

>>380592735
they put brapposting to shame

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>>380592735
lol

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Boogie is for children.

Joey is for grown men.

https://youtu.be/QZ_a8VXhiSc

you have to admire joey's perseverance considering all the ridicule he endures

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>>380593206
I'm sure the guy has severe mental issues. The way he eats like a complete pig gives off the vibe that he's depressed and hopelessly addicted to food.

https://youtu.be/FEu41fpum5U

>>380590673
The problem is that unhealthy food is a shit ton more cheaper and easily accessible than healthy food. Ausfag here and on TV I saw McDonalds are now selling their cheeseburgers for $1.

Now what's easier, cheaper and more accessible? Pre-making your own lunch which some people don't have time to do, buying a healthy lunch for $7-10 depending or buying a few fucking cheeseburgers?
Also soda jesus. Shit's cheaper than milk and you can guzzle it down easily. I'm glad I don't drink it any more.

Companies won't do shit about it because the second fatties stop buying their food they'll go out of business

>>380593448
>The way he eats like a complete pig gives off the vibe that he's depressed and hopelessly addicted to food.

its all an act, just like boogie

Is this a /ck/ino thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyHNxMotuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MurrR9RUsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU

>>380592903
This is probably the most disgusting thing i've ever seen on 4chan

>>380593556
>its all an act, just like boogie
man, they are really good actors then

>>380593530
Yeah but you don't need as much healthy food... the reason fast food is so cheap is because 80% of it is cardboard and salt

>>380593530
>The problem is that unhealthy food is a shit ton more cheaper and easily accessible than healthy food.
this
If you ever watch FPSrussia, he shoots soda, and when asked why, he said because in america soda is cheaper than water

so is it a good controller or...?

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>>380593556
Look at how fucked up his teeth are. You really think this is all an act?

https://youtu.be/C-iu8o5EObg

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>>380592903
>>380593142
>>380593448
This guy is actually funny and Boogie is a fucking shit compared to him.

>>380593884
MOOOLE

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>>380593884
>ASMR popeyes review

holy

shit

>>380592903
>I can taste the intestines

What did he mean by this?

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>>380585423
gross

>>380593884
What the fucking fuck is this shit?

>>380593708
And that's the problem. Fatties get more bang for their buck with cheap unhealthy food.
Fatties love to eat + Cheap fast food they get spend less on and get more of = trouble

>>380593884
This is really comfy

>>380584104
Girl, you might give a hell of a handjob.

>>380592753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MJSpgSnX24

>>380594181
>Fatties get more bang for their buck with cheap unhealthy food

But they don't they just think they do. I mean, if you're eating because you have a mastication fetish or something then sure, but that's a little different from just plain lazy and bad eating habits

>>380593448
>A bit overweight which I'm working on
>Major anxieties over heart attacks
>Watch people like Joey
>Feel a bit better about my anxieties because he's not dead yet

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https://youtu.be/33D2TeVyXlA

https://youtu.be/5WeiQgnjI7Q

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They're all good for different reasons
For me it's:
Dualshock D-Pad
Switch Pro comfy Feel
Xbox One triggers
And KB+M for FPS, obvious reasons

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>>380594504
Fatty

can someone give me a quick rundown on joey?

>i can't afford to eat healthy

what's the origin of this meme? frozen vegetables and fruits are cheaper and more filling than biscuits and cakes

>>380594816
goofy-acting man that reviews food with no manners. appeals to a certain kind of audience.

I'd rather watch reviewbrah

>>380591353
If my mum bought some oreos, the 5 of us would devour them in one night. They would never last a second day. But between 5 people that's still just 2-3 servings for each of us.

When I was super fat I'd down the whole thing myself after I moved out.

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>>380594816
Morbidly obese YouTube food reviewer who became popular because of his Nutella challenge video. Does a bunch of junk food reviews while logging out on food. Has also done other disgusting food challenges like he nacho cheese and raw chorizo challenges.

The reason everyone talks so much about him is because it's not an act.

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>>380595031
>id rather watch redditviewbrah

Kill yourself.

>>380595036
>When I was super fat I'd down the whole thing myself after I moved out.

story of my life mate

requires no preparation and tastes really good. why bother cooking? fuck

>>380591353
>you have to buy a huge fuck off tray of oreos

no you dont, they sell small packs

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>>380581525
I'm surprised he can hold it with his big fat fucking hands.

>>380592369
what the fuck really? Looks like late 20's

>>380595385
woo woo wooo!

>>380595395
Yeah I used to eat junk food and game all day long. Got up to 450lbs.

But after I lost weight I found it's more rewarding to cook something myself. It burns calories while I'm cooking. If I fuck it up and it tastes like shit, I toss it out and either burn more calories making something else, or just stop eating.

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>>380593563
>Beef Dripping My Way
>the fucking comment section

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>>380595385
Reviewbrah browses 4chan, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

>>380596010
Are these amputees

>oh look a thread about the steam controller
>thread is rly about fatties

>>380596648
Oh come on, the OP image was of Boogie holding the controller. It's pretty obvious what the real goal of the thread was

>>380596648
Boogie we know you're a cuck and this is your way of coping by using self deprecating humor in a way to derail the thread you blob motherfucker.

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>>380581525
>Sammy is a nervous wreck when I yell at him in Francis videos with my 700 pound body
>haha he knows it's just a joke though

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>>380584504
Hey man, you like Tails too?

>>380597539
Quick, let's all pretend this comic bother anyone!

>always has that stupid ring on

THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

>>380597992
TO SOME FAT FUCK ON YOUTUBE

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Lamarr Wilson masterrace.

This black nigga might be fat and ugly but he's one of us, a nintenbro.

The only problem is that the bumpers are digital not analog other than that it's p good

>>380598810
casual

I use a steam controller for GameCube emulation. It works pretty good since it's the only thing other than the GC controller with two stage triggers. I don't play smash so that's not an issue

reminder that the layout of america was mostly designed around horse/car. on top of the government allowing poison that makes us fatter and rot from the inside in our food most places outside of cities are not designed to allow you to just walk places and this is how everyone gets to be how boogie is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFuwWd8Teoo

>>380585641
Thyroid issues only account for around 20 extra pounds

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PAY FOR a better controller.

>>380602396
>not the Duke

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>>380593884
holy shit when you're so fat and lazy you don't want to spend a minute on brushing teeth

>>380583107
Some people are wired to eat when they get depressed. Others are wired not to eat when they get depressed. Most likely he was molested at a young age and has 0 self respect.

>>380593884
Joey has fucking mental problems, there is no other explanation.

>>380602396
the sticks on those degrade pretty fast I think

>>380605685
I've been using my bone controller almost everyday since day one and the sticks are still in perfect condition. Wtf are you doing with yours ?

>>380606140
fuck off frogs coward

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>>380606509
Make me

>>380593850
He is joking, it isn't, but it is still very cheap.

>>380581525
Pretty nice, but the left paddle wore out after a month. Although, the fact that I accidentally put the batteries in backward might have something to do with that.

>>380588067
145lbs here
I drink like 3-4 cans of soda a day for like the last 5 years
I'm not proud. Send help.

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>>380604197
>>380604764
Stop fat shaming.

https://youtu.be/LqdF2ANhLQQ

>>380609301
Just try to slowly get off of it. I used to be like that but I just went full cold turkey and only drink water and milk now. I wasn't fat, but drinking soda so much fucked up my teeth so now it hurts my teeth to drink it.

Also avoid diet stuff. It's actually WORSE than the normal versions because while it removes the fat, it adds a fuck ton of more sugar so it doesn't taste like shit.

>>380584104
How did you take the picture

>>380610417
Diet drinks literally don't have any calories so they can't make you fat you pathetic fucking retard.

>>380610562
Diet drinks have this effect where the artificial sweetener tricks your stomach into digestion mode with nothing to actually digest, so instead you start getting hungry really quickly, making you eat more in turn.

>>380610729
That's the hunger making you crave food. The diet soda itself doesn't make you fat you dumb retard.

>>380588381
hypothyroidism causes weight gain, not weight loss.

it's not an excuse for fat people anyway. levothyroxine costs like 10 cents.

PAY FOR MY FUCKING HEALTHCARE YOU SHITLORDS

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>>380581525
>Pay for my healthcare!

>>380590374
Hyper is a bitch, you wind up having tremors all of the time, you are constantly feeling like your body is aflame, and your heart races much faster

>>380611093
those are just skits, he is just acting in those. Also Boogie pay more then you in taxes anyway

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>>380611093
>>380610987

>>380584104
how do you wear gloves

>>380585954

>Implying sitting on a moving animal is a cardio workout

>>380611505
riding your mom was quite the cardio.....

>>380583107
Shittons of abuse as a child, enough to develop PTSD, and conditions that cause his legs to fill up with fluids making it impossible to walk off the weight. Guy ate to feel better.

>>380581816

It's on sale for 30 pretty regularly.

>>380611734
excuses

Anyone who is fat and doesn't have a lean bodyfat percentage with a flat stomach needs to fucking die.

>>380610845
The diet soda doesn't make you fat, but drinking it makes you eat more you donut

SOMEONE SAID DONUT???

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THIS ISA FUCKING-A CALL OUT

TO SOME-A FUCKING-A FAT FUCK CALLED BOWSER

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>>380584104
You might want to see a doctor, anon-kun.

>>380584104
penis thumb?

>>380613147
If you drink diet soda and curve the cravings and hunger with something like ice water or chewing gum then you'll be fine.

>>380610372
joekino is always /v/ related

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>>380613674
Agreed.

>>380613469
your penis looks like that?

>>380614216
Ye :3

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PAY FOR MY WIFE'S HEALTHCARE

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>>380582545
I love these threads

>>380615672
please tell me this is a shop. I knew she was fat, but she is rivaling him in that screenshot.

>>380616446
how can wimin even compete?

>>380592652
While this guy watches and pounds off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>380593563
>Omelet for Obama
Is that the same guy who microwaved the extremely sour sour cream?

>>380615672
not a chance these 2 are able to have sex
he needs the extendo for his dick

>>380587847
>Fruits
A lot of fruit is loaded with carbs. Better off just sticking with veggies for the main portion of the meal and having a small side of meat and/or cheese. Also bread makes you fat.

>>380591353

the largest oreo pack in germany has 16 oreos in it :c

>>380618031
>bread makes you fat.
>keto fags actually believe this

>>380594739
What keyboard is that? I like it.

>>380587794
his weight isn't even normal in the US

>>380618031
Excess calories make you fat. Not a specific type of food. Just calories.

>>380595156
>raw chorizo
boy do i love getting trichinosis

>>380618472
Isn't chocolate haram?

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>>380615672
People like him actually made me start taking care of myself

>>380618031
>muh 'carbs are evil' meme

>>380620805
This. Besides fruit may have quite bit of carbs (Depending on the fruit) but at least it has an actual nutritional value. Most of all, it has fiber, which makes you feel satiated

>>380592757
He was on a show warning some other guy to not become as fat as him.

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hmm

>>380584924
Can you imagine Rich if he did roids?

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gotta eat BIG to get BIG

>>380623942
are those porkchops in the second to last pic?

>>380624520
Mozzarella, you dope

>>380624520
Mozzarella. He should've put it under the broiler for 2 minutes for perfection.

>>380583905
skip to part 2
you don't HAVE to be abused to eat lots

if he'd picked anything else other than food to fill the void he'd probably be dead by now
timeline bullshit

>>380584126
https://youtu.be/JzYMi5wSc7g?t=15s

>>380597909
he's married you mongoloid

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THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>380626040
https://webmshare.com/99Ywy

>>380623942
yummy

>>380626175
OF

>>380621331
Me too, shit makes me paranoid of becoming like that.

>>380626558
SOME FAT FUCK

>>380611734

Shut the fuck up you apologetic faggot. You do NOT lose weight from walking. You lose weight from eating less calories than your body needs to maintain its weight. He's fat because he stuffs his FAT FUCK body with calories. That is the ONLY reason.

You don't even have to read physics to understand this shit.
Calories in > calories out means you'll store excess energy as fat.
Calories out > calories in means you'll use fat on your body to compensate.

>>380623942
100% delicia

>>380581525
Yes, GOAT

>>380623685
>if

>>380630974
natty as fuck.
Same for Golden One

I have a Steam Controller, it's pretty good and I don't regret buying it.

Being able to use the left pedal in dark souls as the run/roll button is pretty neat.

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Are fat people even human?

https://youtu.be/twnIEJdzzws

>>380584104
no thumbs DISGUSTING HAHA

>>380634651
who the fuck watches this?

>>380615672
>>380616446
>>380616658
Didn't she use to be pretty skinny?

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>>380636161
I do.

>>380581525
Great controller but absolute garbage tier dpad.

>>380590891
I have

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>>380586998
something like 3 out of 4 people who get stomach staples just go right back to being fat, because if you continue to overeat you just stretch the stomach right back out.

itll thin you out at first, but those people still EAT till they are too full, and within a few years..

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>>380592553
anyone got that 4chan /ck/ story about the guy buying like 100 kilograms of meat from a door to door meat salesman?

>>380593689
people like this are half acting. they are messed up, but take it up to 11 for the camera. he wouldnt do that shit if he knew it wasnt going to get him views

>>380584104
there's something wrong with this picture but im not sure what it is

are you... a girl?

>>380638526
Who am I gonna believe, you or the president of the United States?

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>>380596036

>>380639683
The one who doesn't gain by lying

>>380590891
lmao, I'm surely gonna listen to a fat 70 year old for advice on weight.

>>380582483
He probably wouldn't have been that fat with healthcare. A doctor would have made sure of that multiple times during his childhood.

>>380593530
It's not cheaper at all, people just aren't willing to eat foods that are cheap or spend even half an hour preparing it because they're conditioned to the high sugar/salt fast food shit and they make enough to sustain such a lifestyle despite being relatively poor.

They make stupid choices and frankly deserve what they get for it.

>>380634651
No.

>>380638828
Fucking this, 9 months ago my GF's childhood friend almost died from blood clots due to her weight, and ended up getting her stomach stapled.

Not even a year later, her instagram and snapchat are filled with pictures of her at Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, Popeye's, you name it.
And I have to listen and keep my mouth shut while this idiot cries about how she's not losing any weight.

>>380584104
Looks rather large desu

>>380581525
face buttons hurt my fingers, and the left track pad doesn't seem to work right in don't starve.

the concept is incredible, and the execution is about 90% there imho, but i wind up using my dualshock4 more often, sadly.

>>380621331
I'm getting motivated as well. Not fat at all, but got a bit of a beer-belly (cause of, well, beer). Never work out, and the last year my diet has been quite unhealthy.

I need to better myself or I'll become what I hate.


also, protip either way: go vegetarian. It's fucking impossible to get fat for real

>>380623341
On April Fools there was a thread on /cock/ where someone made a Nyquil cake. I wish someone saved it, I can't find it anywhere.

I came here to proclaim my love of my steam controller.

I stayed for the discussion about obesity

>>380617542
>not knowing based Masaokis

newfag pls go