This is your teammate for tonight.

>>380579006
chances are he is a pro trying to piss off try hards and cry babies who dislike hats and are too lazy to install a mod to remove them

>>380579006
>chances are he is a pro trying to piss off try hards

This is the only true answer. Not even noobs rock the Gibus/PyroVision combo anymore.

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>>380579006
hudda hudda

There's always one of these fuckers in mvm

>>380579253
>tfw when "and i'm dominated by a gibus"
i really dont understand the animosity towards it

>go through the teleporter
>end up facing a wall in some asscrack of the map far away from the objective

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>>380579407
>go through the teleporter
>get stuck in the map

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>tf2
>in 2017

as long as he's not an rping faggot, someone who tries to be the "friendly" class no shot pls, a ponyfag, or a weeaboo idgaf

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>builds in enemy vents in Turbine

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>>380579631

>gibus and pyrovision and bronze medal

Guaranteed he isn't shit if he has all three babby's first cosmetic at once.

>>380580030
>builds in enemy intel in 2fort
>listens to comfy intel room sounds all night while the rest of the incompetent team fails to secure the enemy intel despite having it on lockdown

>>380580718
I use a 0 wins duel badge

>tfw just bought an unusual vivid plasma stainless pot for $60

>>380580718
I wear them just for laughs.

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>>380580960
You could've bought a video game.
You could've bought SEVERAL video games.

>>380579006
Okay, someone had to go engie and it ain't gonna be me.

>>380581060
like what, you can't name a single game i don't already own

>>380581171

marble madness 2

>>380579407
>walk out from the spawn
>there are two teleporter entrances
>take one
>fall to my death
>respawn
>still two entrances
>I don't remember which one I took first

>>380581171
Chibi Robo

>>380581171
bad rats

>tfw pyrovision changes death screams to laughing, which lasts a little bit longer and helps you track down DR spies
Been accused of hacks alot because of that

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>>380581171

Need a dispenser here

>>380582723
>That long ass laugh from his taunt follows him around
Holy shit, you are a genius

I always thought that pyro sharking was a meme and shouldn't actually be fun.

I tried it out when I got placed on 2fort. For some reason, this one spy just kept coming into the water allowing me to annihilate him.

Oh and got onto Hydro in matchmaking.

>>380582981
It doesn't take from the Schaudenfreude taunt unfortunately, but rather the voice commands.

>>380582723
Fuck, I don't want to wear these stupid goggles

>>380579006

>Hating on gibus
How to spot a faggot that hasn't played the game in 5 years.

The gibbus is a sign of mastery now. Wearing 1000$ worth of cosmetics became a sign that you spend more time trading than actually playing the game and therefore probably suck. Not to mention that the game has is like a million years old so everyone has shittons of hats anyways.

Gibbus/parasite/bronze badge on the other hand are very rarely worn due to the stigma surrounding them which even noobs and newfriends are aware of.

The only ones who wear gibbus/parasite/spiral knights helm now are the autistic spergs with 20000 hours in the game and elder god tier skills. They wear them "ironicaly".

>>380583141
Next try asking an engi to build a sentry underwater and airblast people in there.

>>380584886
All of this is a meme. 90% of people who wear this stuff are still shitters and most of them that are doing it ironically are as well, simply because so many people are shit at this game. Most people actually sick of cosmetics just go commando.

>>380579006
i'm going pet pyro and helping him against enemy spies, while i teach him how to play
>>380579263
my nigga