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Why aren't you playing Andromeda now that they've fixed it?

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Why aren't you playing Andromeda now that they've fixed it?
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I don't hate myself THAT much, anon.
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>>380568595
ESS JAAAYY DDAABBOOLLLYYEEWWSS
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>>380568595
What exactly has been fixed?
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>>380568818
They changed the shading of people's eyes so they don't look so dead. A lot of bugs were fixed. Some minor adjustments to a few cutscenes. Increased item capacity. Added romance options.
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>>380568595
you cant fix something that broken with just patches.
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the gameplay looks jittery as fuck
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>>380568595

Not touching it until best girl gets a proper romance
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>>380568595
I will never forgive Bioware
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>>380571289
>Vetra gets a shitty fade to black
>They go ahead, wasting time and money and completely change Jaal's character and make him gay for the 1% of the community that wants to butt fuck Jaal
>Vetra remains untouched

Seriously I'm done with Bioware's shit at this point
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>>380568595
I did. It's god aweful and becomes boring as fuck after doing the first planet.
And holy shit all of the companions are insufferable fucks.
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>>380571679
>Only 1%
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>>380568595
Is there full frontal with the turian chick yet?
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>>380569135

That's not fixing it. The game is still a mess, with very few redeeming qualities.

That's just patching it up so it doesn't suck donkey dick.
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>>380568696
>the scene where asari talks about pronouns
no ty
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>>380568595
I donĀ“t play sjw games
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The article on how these assholes fucked up is hilarious.
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>>380574452

sauce?
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>>380571289
honestly i dont get you turianfags what the fuck is appealing to this shit looking race
sure theyre badass in killing things but they do not look appealing whatsoever
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is this going to have a gorillion dlcs or are they all cancelled now that the game tanked?
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>>380568595
ME:A is fundamentally broken just like Assassin's Creed Unity - you can't patch and fix something that's rotten to the core.
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>>380571679
He was actually intended to be bi apparently, they just cutted it out for some reason
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>>380576002
WHY?!
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Is the graphics engine optimised now?
cause I got like 30 stuttering fps on 2 GTX760 on SLI.
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>>380568595
Do none of you faggots customise your character?
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>>380568595
You can glue snapped duck shit back together, but it's still duck shit.
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>>380575740
>he cant recognize literal perfection
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>>380576310
The animations barely work with the default character, if I played the game I wouldn't break them further with a custom one.
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>>380575740
I don't know what it is, maybe it's their voice, maybe it's the fact that garrus was one of the best companion in the original trilogy or maybe I'm just a xenophile
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>>380568595
any more patches or dlc incoming?
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>>380576456
yeah but like

how do you... you know, do "it" without cutting your dick up? wouldn't it be like grinding against rocks?
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i mean besides the winching story/dialogue i just can't bring myself to play another unreal engine third person cover shooter
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>>380568595
did they fix the asari faces, or at the very least are there any mods that do?
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>>380576659
patches maybe but DLC is highly unlikely
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From what I understand, there haven't been any real improvements to the overall dialogue, story, or gameplay cycle. It still looks pretty mediocre. Fixing the animations and bugs just helps to make it less of a dumpster fire.

I'm just waiting for Vetra to get utilized in SFM animations. That's really my only interest in the game. To which even that hasn't delivered yet, so fuck the whole thing I guess.
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>>380576002
>just like Assassin's Creed Unity
It's patched and nice as fuck to play for goddamn years already
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>>380575740
You could argue that wide hips, slender profile, the very soft-looking neck contrasted by the rough face-plating and piercing eyes can be aesthetically appealing to some, but I think it's just as much about their behavioral traits. Turians are known for their honesty, loyalty and no-nonsense attitude mixed with capability to get shit done in orderly manner. Such are good traits for a mate.
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>>380577009
Many bugs are fixed but Unity is SHIT. It's a 2/10, only redeeming feature is that it has a nice aesthetic and the graphics are good. Everything else is a clusterfuck. Even Syndicate was better and Syndicate sucked.
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>>380577409
It's the hips and alien factor that do it for me.

Definitely the hips though.
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>>380568595
has this game been cracked yet? Need something new to play.
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>>380576714
According to the lore they also have dextrorotated biology, so you'd probably get a massive rash on your cock too.
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>>380568595
I already finished it and it was garbage.
Have they fixed the flat characters, cliche plot and garbage quests?
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>>380578504
How is the combat and exploration? Does it make up for the faults?
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>>380577619

>Unity is SHIT

It has the best combat in any AC ever released.
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>>380578763
It's still poop
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>>380578629
Combat is very ME3-ish but a hella lot faster as you have a jetpack that lets you dart around.

Where ME1-3 were essentially almost cover shooters where you're just shooting behind cover to protect yourself, in andromeda you're doing mixes of dashes and jumps (jetpack is only on like a 2~ish second cooldown so you can string jumps easily)

Exploration is a mixed bag. You will either love it or hate it. Exploration is tied to something called planetary viability rating. there is a shit-ton to do on each of the planets that raises the viability on it, that eventually lets you settle a colony on it. If you ever played Dragon Age Inquisition, think of the exploration in that.
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>>380578629
The combat is fine but the only real difference from previous ME games is the added mobility.
It's nice but it mostly runs on novelty value and once you get over that it's nothing special.
The exploration is shit. Riding around in the Nomad is just a way to go between points of interest that are sprinkled around the largely empty maps like in every fucking open world game.
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>>380579005
You forgot the lack of cover reliance removing half of the encounter design, and lazy enemy placement ruining the rest of it. Every fight is a 15 second cluster fuck.
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>>380576002
NOOOOOO
DELETE
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>>380579228
The combat was honestly a chore.
I just went Vanguard and punched everything to death because it was much faster than shooting shit.
Biotic charge and melee attacks regen more shields than enemies can shave away so you're basically immortal.
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>>380578335
An easy sacrifice.
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>>380568595
She looks like brown Sarkeesian now
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>>380568595
>they fucked up so bad there won't even be any single-player DLC
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>>380568595
waiting for cpy updates on the patches
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>>380576002

Agreed. ME need's to be totally rebooted or make it take place pre ME1 about a group of misfit mercs taking odd jobs and the shenanigans they get into. You don't a "bestest human alive" with the "fastest ship ever made" saving the goddam world for the 1000th time. Sometimes smaller is better. More concentrated higher quality content. These are literally the only two ways ME can ever be somewhat saved.
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>>380580061
When has Bioware ever done a story where you aren't either the chosen one or a super special snowflake? Seriously, I'm trying to think. As shit as it is, I can only really think of DA2 since you had to start from nothing and end up with a notable reputation in a single city.

I'd much prefer a smaller, more personal scope to a Mass Effect game. The world is what shines in the series, yet every game tries to go for fucking galactic ancient evils that will destroy entire civilizations and shit. They never highlight the world enough because of that.
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>>380569135
>Added romance options.

Oh good. Finally.
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>>380568595
>developer crew bombed, DLCs never ever
>writting and characters still shit
>animations still shit
>unable to split the game from the development joke that it is, and the countless media of all its whacky shit just makes me laugh uncontrollably when trying to take it seriously to any degree

That about it.
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>>380580332

I don't think they've ever done it. I doubt the suits would even entertain the idea. It's sad because good movies focusing on smaller stories has been gaining traction lately and I'd like to see vidya follow suit.
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>>380568595
its still not under 10 euros
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>>380568595
They fix that one krogan "fight"?
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>>380568595
Because it's an EA game. I will never play an EA game after ME:3.
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>>380576002
This. You can tell by their design philosophy for the game that they just didn't really give a shit about the setting and only wanted to use it as a vehicle to push another Bioware story
>Colonisation project set up by the Council
>Last resort to guarantee the survival of the Milky Way species, developed using all their efforts and the latest technology
>Bring Krogan for some reason, even though a race that can't breed is useless for colonisation
>Leave behind Quarians, who are specifically looking for a new home already, Geth who can work tirelessly, and all the other races because they're less popular with the audience
>Everything is already established when you get there so no need to actually make any effort, just go through the motions of the Typical Bioware Story
Missed opportunity to bh
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>>380574385
anyone have a youtube link of this?
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>>380580407
They just made it possible for you to go gay with the new alien guy. Nothing special
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>>380581797
nvm found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIQu1yROUo4
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>>380568595
>Can't romance Avitus with Scott.
I don't know about you, but for me that's not fixed yet.
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>>380569135
Did they replace half the voiceovers?
Like the horrible tranny Krogan and spastic Irish pilot?
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Why aren't you eating shit now that they've eaten chocolate?
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>>380576002
I'm triggered
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>>380575740
Furfags.
It's an anthro creature with a :3 catface and some scales.
Showing the females was a mistake in 3, its a mistake here.
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>>380578476
Ket, however, is totally fine.
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>Tumblr sjws and representationfags bitch about lack of gay squadmate
>Bioware makes one bisexual
>meanwhile the actually gay character has a friend who's trying to convert him and can somewhat succeed
>somehow Tumblr completely overlooks this
Makes me think
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>>380581718
There's no Geth in Androgynous?
The fuck. They were the most iconic design before the series turned to shit.
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>>380574370

>that's just patching it up so it doesn't suck donkey dick

so they fixed it

>a little bit
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>>380568595
Are there any anti-communist mods?
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>>380581958
>she starts sliding around like she's on a hoverboard toward the end of her pronoun lesson
Hahaha oh wow
I love where the priorities are
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>>380576305
>SLI

Found your problem
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>>380581958
Are bioware trying to say that non-binary people are aliens?
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>>380582259
SJWs don't play games or buy vidya, what else is new?

They sit on their PC and watch cookie-cutter playthoughs on youtube
>HEEEEY EVERYONE, It's me, generic vidya dude
>Whoa-heh-hey! This character customization sure is wacky!
>I'm gonna name my character something funny! lol!
>Ha ha, please remember to rate, comment and subscribe!
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>terrible music
>terrible character models
>disgusting animations
>majority of cast is unlikable
>the story is retarded
>shit performance
>sjw faggotry

fuck this game
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>>380568595
>50 Gbs
>For a shitty half assed space semi rpg.

Nah, waste of storage.
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>>380568595
>decided to wait for the improved character creation to drop
>finally did and booted up the game
>still can't make my character pale but sort of pink instead
>can now equip fem hairs to males and vice versa
>that's it

At least ME3 had a 10/10 multiplayer this has fucking nothing at all.
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It's more likely than you think!
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>>380583273
>xenophobe angaran that you meet at the start of angaran questline ends up dropping spaghetti and almost kills Jaal
>his hesitation and mistake make him look like a fucking idiot to all his followers
>gets stripped of rank and command because of his zealous followers being pushed to fight you to the death
It's kinda funny

>SJW shit
They honestly realized that the person who wrote the fucking "I'M A TRANNY PLEASE NOTICE ME" dialogue was retarded and patched it out

>terrible music
I honestly don't even remember the music.
>disgusting animations
Fixed most of the shit that people joked about
>majority of cast is unlikable
Debatable
>the story is retarded
I will kinda agree with this
"Muh assimilated species"
"Muh ancient aliens"
>shit performance
Actors are literal whos desu
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>>380568595
>that meme
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>>380583737


>They honestly realized that the person who wrote the fucking "I'M A TRANNY PLEASE NOTICE ME" dialogue was retarded and patched it out

the word bigot was squeezed in along with a host of other sjw pandering shit they only took it out because of the backlash

>I honestly don't even remember the music.
that's why it's terrible, remember the suicide mission theme? afterlife?

>disgusting animations
it's still terrible

>Debatable
there's only 3 somewhat likeable chars there and it's vetra,jaal and drack. peebee is an annoying fuck, cora's perma smirk is creepy, liam is the equivalent of kaidan the pilot sucks the irish science officer is cringey and the doctor is forgettable even your pet is a fucking monkey that was being used for target practcie in 2

>Actors are literal whos desu
was talking about the performance of the game

>actually putting desu
kill yourself
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>>380584894
I liked Cora tho.
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Looking back was there anyway the third game could have ended that wasn't the death of organic life or a bullshit deus ex macguffin?
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GAS THE ANGARA
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>>380585224
anything would have been better than the shit that was forcefed to us back then, I will never not be salty about the whole me 3 ending
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>>380581718
The Quarians were in another ark though.
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>>380584894
The blonde one looks like pretty much the only normal there.
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>>380585224
No, which is honestly why I think the Reaper plot should have ended in 1.
Sovereign didn't send the signal.
Rest of the Reapers are sleep.
Not turning space Cthulhu into a retarded Skynet.
No giant baby.
No Protean retcon.
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>>380584894
Kaidan and Liam are actually just great. They've 90% dealt with all of their issues and don't think you need to be a part of it until it gets too big for them, nor do they ever really unload on you just "because you're the main character and I need to feed you my backstory."

Liam just talks with you and tells you stuff while you shoot the shit, and Kaidan only tells you if you ask him, and even then he almost rushes through it tells you because as his commanding officer you have a reason to be suspicious of an L2 on your crew.
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The strongest takeaway from the mess that was Andromeda's development was that the game's story was written last. That's quite rich for a development that prides itself and markets itself by its storytelling chops (it doesn't have)
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Bioware supported the white hating dev, I'm not a cuck.

They only make man-beast women now.

All the good writers have left.
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>>380581958
I mean, asari don't really have a gender, so I guess it makes sense?
I guess?
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>>380586363
>white-hating dev

Who?
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>>380586513
But they have always refereed to themselves as female in the past.
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>>380586668
curry thunder
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>>380575740
Because I'm a xenophile. I know this may come as a shocker to you, especially on /v/ of all places, but different people do indeed like different things.

Also, cheesy sweet awkwardness from typically-hardassed characters is my bread and butter in romance stories.
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>>380569135
>>380568595

Did they fix the braindead writing?
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no thanks I already watched small soldiers, I at least want my childhood to be somewhat intact
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>>380568595
>Why aren't you playing Andromeda
Because they still haven't added in vorcha love interests
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>>380585637
>Cora being right winger
>With that hairstyle
I doubt it
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>>380586793
Watched that again a few months ago. Holds up in my opinion. Great film.
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>>380586684
Wasn't Liara's father consistently referred to as her father though? Although, if they only have one gender and their society is oh-so-superior to the other races, then shouldn't the magic universal translator just translate literally any pronoun used into the Asari's mono-gendered pronoun?

I don't understand how Asari societies pronouns aren't exclusively related to "one who donates genetic template" and "one who births" which would make it a social status of "are you risking genetic deformities and more Ardat Yakshi? Fucking pure-bloods." So 90 would be "she" and no other alien is going to intend "he" as "one who donates genetic template" as slur, so why would the magic universal translator even make a difference.

On the other other hand, the one you talk to is theoretically one of the most likely asari to be multi-lingual, but since there's no indicator of when the universal translator is functioning or not then it's pretty fucking weird.
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>>380586187
>Kaidan and Liam are actually just great.

Are you homosexual? Seriously. The only people I see who genuinely like these characters are gay men who want to have sex with them.
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>>380586979
maybe it's a Laci Green situation, she's that way because Scott watched The Greatest Story Never Told way too many times
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>>380584894
>the word bigot was squeezed in

Omg it's 2017 ffs and people STILL use the B-word

Retard
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>>380587130
Gay men are really desperate for dating options in those games if that's who they're unironically interested in
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>>380587130
Isn't Liam straight?
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>>380587130
No. They just seem to have significantly less baggage than the rest of the crew (kind of ruined in ME3 from memory though). Kaidan's a soldier, and one of the few people on the Normandy who act like it instead of acting like it's a big club-house.

Liam treats the place as a club-house, but in a way that just comes across as really friendly and an excuse for some subtle comedy. Otherwise he's just kind of a good guy who wants to help but has difficulty working out how, and likes doing good for people and helping people. Liam's backstory is nice and about someone who found a job they loved and then left not because of any big "something was missing" or anything. He was curious, thought he could do good, and jumped on it before he had the chance to back out.
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>Still no Baterian team member
>>380586159
>No Protean retcon.
What retcon? Or is there a specific bad one you have in mind?
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>>380578863
>game has good gameplay
>I-It's shit!

Never change /v/.
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>>380586781
no, and they won't
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>>380587115
>Wasn't Liara's father consistently referred to as her father though?
IIRC, Shepards point out in human terms she would be refered as mother even if she "didn't pop the thing out".
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>>380576002
Man, that's just nasty.
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>>380587632
BTs are for beheading and nothing else.
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>>380568595

I'll consider it once they fully dissolve Bioware and toss this game up for $10 in desperation to make some money.
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>>380577009
Yeah no you obviously haven't played it lately.

It's still fucked
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>>380587115
>>380587949
Liara's father is still referred as "her" in dialogue too.
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Look we all know that the animations in Andromeda are a disaster, but as someone who recently replayed the trilogy I can say that the animations where never good. But how about the rest of the game?
How's the game play?
The story? Writing? Characters? Characters where always the best part about Mass effect games
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>>380568595

sorry anon, my face is tired from all the shit the game had in the first place.
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>>380588289
Its somewhere between 3 and 2 in the character department. I personally thought the series took a nose dive after 1 though.
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>>380588289
It's shit. Everything is shit.
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>>380588289
>The story? Writing? Characters? Characters where always the best part about Mass effect games

done dead last at the tail end of five years of development for the game, you can figure out how it went.
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>>380588289
combat is the best of the lot, tempest is pretty cool

the rest is pretty dire
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>>380588441
Elaborate
>>380588450
On first glance it sounds like it all ended up bad, but I been wrong before about a lot of things
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>>380588596
>Elaborate
No.
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>>380588667
Rude
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>>380568595

>Outlaws? On my outposts?

It's more likely than you think.
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>>380576726
It is FrostBite.
You should play Gears of war 4 instead.
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>>380568595
>NOT ADDING ALIEN SEX
no play
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>>380568595
Through some anomaly of the universe, you have gone back in time and have been selected as the lead designer of Andromeda. You can only fire a few of your team members and replace them with people who can actually do their job. What developers do you replace and what about the game would you change from its current iteration?
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>>380588289
Combat is pretty good but the writing, story and characters are for the most part utter garbage. I'd tell you to steer the fuck away, but if after ME2&3 you're hungry for more, your taste is probably so shit you wont care
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>>380590627
It's not that I'm hungry for more, but I can go for another meal.
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>officer dindu the ex cop
>every single encounter he wants to instantly escalate to a fire fight
>doesn't seem to know anything but shooting

Why did they bring this guy?
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>>380592096
token black guy for representation
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>>380592229
>Black person with afro used to be a /pol/ tier stereotype.
>Is not used by the left
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>>380592096
Something about your dad handpicking people who exemplify the Explorer spirit.
>>380568595
Honestly, if I turn my ears off and play the game, I can have a good time. Even the multiplayer is fun, though the boxes are worse than 3. But every time I jump into the single player the fucking writers take every little bit of rope they get and jump off cliffs with it. Last I played Kallo mentioned one of his pilots who died charting the Scourge. Then he mentioned the pilot was a lesbian and blah blah blah. Why would so many gay/lesbian/sterilized transgenders be head hunted for an expedition where reproduction is key? It makes 0 sense.
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>>380590472
Fire whoever said they had to use Frostbite. From the post-mortem interviews it sounds like that was the biggest hurdle. There were other problems like trying to work between multiple teams and the project's scope changing a lot but it sounds like trying to wrangle Frostbite into an rpg engine caused or exacerbated all the other issues in development.
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>>380593086
Frostbite is not the issue, lack of experience and lack of help with the engine was.
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>>380582425
>Build house with no roof
>Builders then add paper roof
>"So they fixed it!"
Being a biodrone must be rough.
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>>380588289
>>380588437
>Its somewhere between 3 and 2 in the character department.
It's really not though. On first glance, you get the feeling that it is like that, but once you play enough of the game, you realize that's not true. They end up being extremely bland. Some of their backstories are interesting and interacting with them is good. But they lack personal goals within the main story. I'm not talking about their personal missions. I'm talking about the things that make them want to join Ryder and stick with their mission until the end to give them a better chance of finishing them. It ends up being another I want to join you because reasons/I felt like it. Their company is fine, but it feels like they're there just for the sake of being there for the player. It's like someone who liked the way characters worked in ME2 or ME3 was hired to write them and had no idea what made those characters great in the first place.

>>380590627
>ME2&3 you're hungry for more, your taste is probably so shit you wont care
Say what you will about those games, but ME2 and even 3 is superior to 1 as far as characters go. They went from walking encyclopedias to believable characters with their own goals.
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>>380593576
I'd have loved it if we had more characters from ME2 in 3's squad, I still can't believe they gave Jack this awesome redesign and character development and just...did nothing with it?
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>>380586979
She starts off as an asariboo (her haircut was meant to be like their squid tentacles but the dev team was too shit to pull it off so they changed to generic sjw hair instead I guess) but after her asari hero turns out to be a fraud she kind of changes her opinion to whatever the player tells her it is

Best waifu in the game by far and her character growth is pretty good compared to the other crew members
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>people gave Bioware money.
im only human
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>>380585637
>go in expecting her to be an uptight dyke bitch
>actually reasonable and supportive

Pleasantly surprised desu
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>>380594198
Me too man. I was actually expecting Jack to join the normandy team after the Grissom Academy mission.
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>>380568595
because I can have sex with real women and not pretend with video game aliens you fucking pathetic virgin
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>>380595207
>bait
kys my man
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There's just too much fucking wrong with and the character designs are shit. Even if they fixed literally everything which is impossible to do I still wouldn't buy it because the whole thing was a shit show.
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>>380594951
>goes from wanting your job to wanting your children

Shame there wont be any sequels
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>>380568595
>Still has shit plot
What did they fix? I don't see it.
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>>380569135
>Added romance options.
what?
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>>380596636
They made Jaal a faggot. He was the straightest cuck in the game before this patch.
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>>380596636
The fujos threw a fit because the cool alien wasnt a fag so instead of fixing other issues with the game they made him a him a homo
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>>380568595
I started the game yesterday, I think it's fun, I like it. The graphics are good too. Animation could be better.
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Already beat it after most of the patches got instated, picked it up for $40 so eh, was fun enough to justify the purchase. Still a lot of wonky shit but there was some pretty good keks to be had from the bugs and jankyness left over.

>No 100% mission/side-mission complete achievement.

Gaaaaay.
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>>380574204
But turians don't have bewbs.
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>>380580407
Jaal sucks you off. That's really all they added.
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>>380568595
I stopped playing it because I was tired of the game freezing for 20 seconds every time I killed an enemy.
Did they fix that bug?
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>>380598907

Jaal goes:

>NOM NOM NOM HUMAN COCK NOM NOM I NEED IT IN MY MOUTH, GIVE IT TO ME NOM NOM NOM NOM JIZZ IN MY FACE PATHFINDER IT IS FOR MY HONOOOOOOORRRRRR
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I'll miss drinking kool-aid with lego ryder.
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>>380599206
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>>380588289
Gameplay is the best of the series.
Writing is probably the worst.
Characters are a mix bag. Vetra, Drak and Jaal are decent. Cora, Liam and Peebee are all shit.
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Still not interested.
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>>380599419
>gameplay is best of the series
>still worse than other games of the same genre

lets all stop lying to ourselves, the only reason people even play this shit is because they're lonely and want to have sex with the characters

/thread
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Someone please edit this with male Ryder's face and the only other human romance chick with the retarded hair
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>>380568595
I got it on sale this week for $30. Overall it isn't as bad as people made it out, but mostly the patches fixing the bugs. Now the bulk of the game before the bugs like gameplay is very good in my view. Then the environments, so far since I'm only about 6-7 hours in, are really impressive and well done. This is a strength of the frostbite engine, but the biggest weakness of the graphics to this day is facial animation. I will be fair, but I know $40 million sounds a lot, but for a AAA game this is on the lower end of a budget. They should have gotten about an extra $20 million just focusing on Q&A and facial animations.
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>>380599990
All most got those mad digits mate. Good thing they weren't wasted on your post.
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>>380596975
seriously, what the fuck is going on over at bioware where changing dialogue for a tranny and making someone bi is more important then fixing your broken fucking game?

>EVERYONE, TUMBLR'S COMPLAINING THAT JAAL ISN'T A FAG.
>SHIT, WE HAVE TO FIX THIS RIGHT AWAY.
>shouldn't we fix the actual problems with the game?
>FUCK OFF JERRY, YOU FUCKING CIS FASCIST SCUM.
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>>380568595
Because I lost all motivation after I did all the Angara missions and was able to walk freely through the main planet of Angara.
They maybe fixed the technical issues, but the Plot has still no high points or any form of dramatic structure that keeps anything interesting (after 20 hours in it I expect something like that), MMOish quests and dialogues who are less real conversations and more "quips per minute".

ME:A is not a good game, even with fixing the bugs. I am a ME Fan but had no high expectations and I'm really easy to entertain (Mafia III was, all problems aside, one of my favorite games in 2016), and they managed to make it so bland, uninteresting and boring that I gave up.
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>>380587695
this post deserves an upvote, my fellow redditor
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