RE: Mario Brainwashing Controversy

Nigger it's a fucking Mario game
Quit being an autistic fuck

hi, dobson

What would you do if you had a mind control hat like Mario, /v/?

>>380561861
I kinda feel the same way OP, reminds me of this scene in Spongebob that made me sad for a few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dTaTqva87g

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>>380562090
Mind control your mom one this dick, lol

>>380561861
Mind control is a great fetish tbqh

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>tfw the hat mind control works on Peach.

>>380561861
>controversy
literally only you think that faggot

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>>380562363
Imagine mind controlling Paulina and scissoring after the game ends.

>>380562363
You can't, she's wearing a hat, AKA the crown

>>380562528
Then take the fucking hat off moron

>Mario throws hat on nearby pedestrian and takes control of him
>immediately makes the man slit his own throat
>leaves the man's body
>WAHOO
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>380561861
https://twitter.com/ADobsonComics/status/875007090661752833

>>380562247
not even that weird of a fetish, basic sub/dom relationship taken to extreme levels of submission

>Ima in your head now, worm *bing bing* WAHOOOOOO

Jesus Christ I knew Koizumi watching those David Lynch movies was a bad idea.

>>380561861
Marios been killing animals since day one and this is your concern.
I think i have to stop going to the internet now.

Nintendo needs to BTFO, they don't know what they're messing with.

I fucking hate Nintendo, and if it means I have to start a public campaign and making this mindcontrol/consent thing a big deal, so be it.

Can't wait to see them crumble from this controversy.

>>380562752
made me kek

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>he doesn't like mind control

What a faggot.

>on your way to work
>see a short Italian man running straight at you
>before you can react he throws his hat at you
>suddenly everything goes dark
>vision returns
>sensation of being trapped inside your own body
>your body beings to move
>you do a triple somersault onto a ledge
>your 38 years old, you shouldn't be capable of such physical feats
>you suddenly leap from the building and lane square on your feet
>you can feel your kneecaps shatter from the impact but you can't cry out
>your vision fades once again
>your body collapses onto the sidewalk
>the Italian man shouts MAMA MIA and jumps away leaving your wrinkled body on the sidewalk
Nintendo is taking chances with this. That was ballsy to show at E3

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>>380563421
>Nintendo needs to BTFO
>Nintendo needs to blown the fuck out

who the fuck cares? possession and body swapping have been a theme in silly childrens cartoons for ages

>>380564085
That movie was a mindfuck.

>Dramatic sting anytime someone so much as asks a fucking question
>White people amirite lol for almost 2 hours

>>380562528

Wait for the pledge of allegiance.

>>380564421
>actually liked the movie
>see what people are talking about with it
>people complaining its racist against White people and yet more SJW propaganda
I might have to take a break from this site

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>>380561861
Yes but how many A presses does it take to completely take over someone?

>>380561861
>d-dude what if like the goombas that like mario kills like had lives like lmaoooooo

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>>380561861
>Forcefully implementing your thought patterns into another individual is legitimately not funny,
But it is hot. Mind control doujins when?

>>380564613
It's kind of racist from the get-go because every fucking thing white people say is met with either an awkward pause or a horror sting, but it's presented more like "black man is cautious of whitey 24-7 poor black man" There's no SJW shit whatsoever.

The constant music stings made me laugh my ass off because they eventually get ridiculous.

This movie was made for black people to say "OH DEM WHITE FOLKS!" in interviews.

>>380564613
>>380564846
The film is making fun of rich liberals who only think of black people as fetish fuel or things to be virtual signaled

>>380562090
Test how long it works and if it lasts a long time I would probably rape, steal and socially destroy the life of others.

wouldn't be the first time Nintendo bordered on horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo

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>>380562363

I want to mind control Rosalina and fondle myself.

>>380565072
Wow you are an asshole. I hope someone rapes, steals and socially destroys you faggot

>>380565060
Yes, but that doesn't make it any less fucking ridiculous. Part of me thinks it was meant to be a comedy first.

Back on topic, though.

>>380561861
But zeros and ones aren't people

>>380565252
But they are! They even have ages, too!

You controlled that Goomba? It's probably like 2 years old! You're a pedophile!

t. Tumblr

>>380564846
The mo7vie was meant to be a comedy right? Because me and my friend were laughing a lot.
>they hit a deer on the way there
>deer was so blurry it looked like it curled into a ball and hurled itself at the windshield
>Christ stares at the deer for an uninterrupted 15 seconds
>Chris' bugged eyes during the hypnosis part
>movie ends with him just butchering someone with a deer head
Shame the deer skeleton wasn't in the movie

>>380565212
They don't even need a hat to do it!

>>380565401
>it looked like it curled into a ball and hurled itself at the windshield
It totally fucking did, it looked like someone fucking just threw it across the car as hard as possible.

>>380565212
>>380565072
It's steel not steal you fucking two brain cell mongoloids

>>380563421
Are you a neet?

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>>380565203

>Rosalina picks up double cherry
>throw hat at one of the Rosalinas
>make out with Rosalina while being Rosalina

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>>380561861
Possession is comical and sometimes lewd.

>>380565558
I'm a private contractor that works for the government. Doesn't mean I can't hate such a terrible company that ruins everything it touches.

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>>380565684

Moar.

>>380561861
When I read post like this, I try and think optimistically that eventually we're all going to die and no one will ever be able to write anything so stupid ever again.

>>380565714
Whatever you say neet boy

>>380565168
needs to be posted in every Odyssey thread until launch. make it happen bros

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>>380561861
Holyshit. That makes me want to play the game even more.

>>380565382
the best thing about Tumblr and the like is how contradictory their ideologies are.

>everyone deserves to be happy
>except pedophiles, fuck them

I heard they shut down a number of Frozen pages because of incest, too.

goes to show you can't take these people seriously.

>>380565702
TRANSLATE IT CHINKY

You know that game where anons pretend they're in SM64 and have to survive and collect stars through teamwork? Imagine that but with Odyssey
>anons possessing each other for sexual purposes
>rioting over who gets to possess Bowser

It would be bedlam.

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>>380563823
Everybody pick one

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So is the hat in control?

>>380566034
4, always 4. Anyone who likes 2 has the worst taste and needs to burn.

>>380566034
3 is my favorite. I'll accept any opinion other than 2, which is bland and boring.

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>>380566034
3

>>380566034
4 is the lewdest, corruption and awareness mixed with the dom aspect of controlling someone's mind really gets my motor goin

Occult and dark shit are on the rise and have been normalized so that people can't recognize it. Of course people are gonna say you're crazy for pointing out what seems obvious to only a few.

I'm thinking that you don't go at war with evil to defeat it. You sprout good everywhere you can instead. Become what you preach.

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>>380566537
Amen.

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>>380566034
2 > 4 > 3 > 1

The blank mindless trance face is simultaneously the cutest and hottest thing on the planet and anyone that thinks it's boring has awful taste.

>controversy

Sounds more like some retards bitching that the game doesn't pander to their fetishes.

>>380566034
4
>>380566507
>>380566206
Good taste

>>380566107
>game reveals that you were a hat controlling Mario the entire time
Deepest lore

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>>380566798
Hey it's only right the mind control guys get their time in the sun. Nintendo's covered everything else.

It's a fucking game chill

>>380561861
Videogames are fun because they're conceptual, not representational.

Get your thumb out your ass.

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>>380566759
this, 2 is the patrician choice

>>380562090
Rape women and make trans cunts kill themselves.

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Op BTFO, tries to make a thread discussing the ethics of mind control in vidya, thread is derailed and taken over by MC fetishists

Please end your life.

>>380567086
Fuck off satanic mindcontrol loving cunt, it's more than the OP that's peeved.

You illiterate uneducated faithless freak

>>380562849
>gets fuck all retweets, likes or replies
>immediately explains himself in a reply
Does really expect that to be the next big epic tweet?

>>380565168

critique my editing skills.

https://imgur.com/a/CnlrW

>>380565401
It was made by Jordan Peele from Key and Peele, and it absolutely feels like a sketch of theirs that went one step too far. Like the sketch was about white people literally appropriating black people into their culture, but they changed it to lobotomy.

>>380566759
>Boring and awful taste
>wow, I'm fucking somebody but I'd rather be at home with my inflatable doll!

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Mind control is the best!

persona 5 addresses the ethical aspect of it though, right? in the last dungeon you see all the people you've changed, and they've become one with the general apathy of mementos now that their personalities have been dulled away

>>380567630
They do

>>380567283
That's the best insult I've ever gotten, now care to explain how I can type out this message and be illiterate? Also, out of curiosity, what cult were you indoctrinated in?

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>>380566107
>>380566880
Seems likely

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Mind Control is the patrician's fetish.

Also perfectly acceptable in the eyes of our lord, so there's that too.

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>>380567909
Not understanding shitposts
>be this autistic
Go on rant against religion that makes you look like a 40 y/o nerd virgin, regardless that atheism is ultimately right
>be this autistic

>>380567909
>>380568331
lul BTFO

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> "mario" throws hat to something else
> suddenly, Mario is his own free man
> his mustache is gone
> he never had a mustache
> that was all the hat's trickery
> back to his home, his family, his occupation
> the hat returns
> free will disappears
> he returns to slavery


>>380562752
That made me legitimately laugh out loud

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>>380562752

>>380567517
incredible. Good job

BUT WHAT HAPPENS OF KIRBY EATS IT?!1

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>>380567563
>he doesn't want to watch a girl's terrified face slowly dull into blank acceptance
>he doesn't want to see her eyes glaze over as her shoulders relax
>he doesn't want to wipe away the little bit of drool leaking from her slack jawed mouth
>he doesn't want to watch her singlemindedly obey any order given to her
>he doesn't want to sit back and let her wait on him hand and foot with a look of utter serenity
>he doesn't want to compare her earlier behavior with her new purpose
>he doesn't want an adorable living doll

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>>380568331
>autistic

Keep trying. You'll get it right sooner or later.

This is the most retarded shit I've EVER seen anyone complain about, and I'm on /v/, where neckbeards cry censorship over inches of clothing.

>>380569885
You're so autistic you can't pick up social cues even when it's blatantly handed to you. That's what autism is. Ask your doctor to write down a list of your symptoms.

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ITT: /d/ and hypnohub break out of their containment boards

>>380561861
hmmm good for you? sorry man, started reading your post but thought it was stupid so I just gave you this reply.

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>>380570046
>unable to identify sarcasm in text, that also poorly conveys sarcasm
>autistic
Okay, sure pal.

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>>380568961

Thanks but I still think the area around were nipple flesh meats normal flash looks weird.

>>380570557
Now this is playing with /d/

>>380570420
Look, I'm not the guy you were talking to, but you do sound a little autismo to not pick up on this:
>Fuck off satanic mindcontrol loving cunt
>You illiterate uneducated faithless freak

He practically spelled out a sarcastic shitpost for you

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>>380570557

Oops meant to post a PNG version not JPG

Super Raper Mario

>>380563823
Fucking /tg/ I swear to God.

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>tfw no game about skinsuit fetish

>>380562528
You're saying someone else is already controling her?

>>380565528
Yeah thats what I thought when I watched it, I thought some giant ass wendigo creature would come out of the woods and fuck everybody over in the end.

>>380570875
>skinsuit fetish
???? care to show an example?

>>380568961
I LOVE YOU ANON

>>380571314
MEANT FOR
>>380567517

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>>380562849

This is my first time screen capping a twitter chain. Be gentle with me.

>>380568225
Zelenin a shit
A SHIT

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>>380571006
It goes sorta like this

>>380564824
>>380565168
The artist who did this has a series about little aliens who mind control girls and use them to collect sperm.

>>380566932
No wonder why i'm all sorts of fucked up

>>380571701
I'm gonna need an artist name, stat.

>>380561861
>t. Undertale Genocide

>>380561861
Because you're not doing it to Mario yourself.

>>380571701
>collect sperm from girls
Is it futa?

>>380572082
the girls collect it, not get it from them.

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>>380571701

>>380561861
What if Hat had been controlling Mario this whole time? Marios body was just chosen by Hat to do his bidding

>>380567065
oh there's the psychopath trying to use anonymity as an excuse.

Careful on that edge, future serial killer.

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>>380572376
https://twitter.com/hi_mekuriguri
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=chris_%28mario%29

Best I can find at the moment. Will probably search more thoroughly later.

>>380571391
saved

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with mind control.

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>>380571760
>>380572376
sadpanda.org/tag/artist:kurisu