I'M-A THE MOTHER-FUCKING-A TEE REX!

This new prototype game looks weird

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>>380559468
>no feathers

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>>380559648
>no armor and laser weapons

RAWR x3

>possess Bowser
>jump off a cliff
>beat the game
Good job, Ninnteod.

>>380559648
feathers were debunk like a week ago

>>380559648
Feather fags are cancer.

>>380560449
He's been down bottomless pits and been fine, hell many times he just jumps back out like in Mario 64.

>>380559468
>IM FUCKING THE MOTHER TEE REX

>>380560449
That's why he wears that hat, to protect himself from mind control.

>>380560449
>Bowser's hat has the same possesion powers
>he throws it on Mario
>now he is Mario
>Bangs Peach with her being none the wiser
>Peach never finds out the truth

>>380559816

>still remember Dino Riders
>dinosaurs with fucking rocket launchers

How the hell did this show get canned when the dinosaur craze and cheesy action movies were at their peak?

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>>380562485
>not Mario possessing Bowser and fucking Peach with his giant turtle-dinosaur dick

>>380560543
What?

>>380559468wsupppppp 4chab

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>>380563117
Who knows. I loved the toyline (had the t rex, stegosaurus, and brontosaurus toys) and the cartoon was okay.

Remember this dino-show from the 80's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7fO2i9y94

Why does the dino look so realistic? Stands out like a motherfucker since Mario looks like a cartoon.

Lel making people think it was MH at the start.

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>>380559648

>>380563961
I got so fucking pissed when I saw the t-rex wasn't just a big yoshi type fucker. I highly doubt mario traveled back to Brooklyn then traveled backwards in time for no god damn reason. If there's normal yoshi type dinos in that world or even normal koopas or goombas I'm probably going to puke.

>>380560543
those were clickbait titles just confirming scales where we already knew where they were.

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>>380563961
Seriously, it's like Rexie just stepped out of Jurassic World.

Bowser hat-controlled Indominus rex boss fight?

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>>380565173
Fun fact: Yoshi was a baby Tyrannosaurus rex in the live-action movie.

>>380560543
Sauce? Or are you just pulling this out of your ass.

>>380563302
>not Mario possessing Peach and getting bred by Bowser

>>380559648
Yoshi doesn't have feathers either.

>>380565457
I watch that movie like once a year. It had some good moments but it mostly sucked ass.

inb4 the t-rex in the game is secretly bowser

>>380565659
>not Bowser possessing Peach and getting bred by Mario

>>380566056
>Not Mario possessing Bowser and getting bred with Luigi

>>380566056
>Not Mario possessing Bowser to fuck a Bowser possessed Peach.

>>380566056
>not possessing Peach and being fucked by Mario
you know this is what Bowser wants.

>>380566056
>not Bowser possessing Mario and getting fucked by Peach

>>380563961
The games gimmick is that all the kingdoms are stylistically different from the Mushroom Kingdom. New Donk City is a semi-realistic 1920s New York City, there's a lowpoly world that resembles Superhot more than a Mario game, the dinosaur world uses actual dinosaurs, etc.

Mario is going to exotic foreign lands so they turned the culture shock into a joke.

>>380565867
Fuck you, that film is kino. I appreciate that they had the balls to take Mario in a unique, cyberpunkish direction.

>>380561236
Except in NSMB where for some reason falling into lava causes his skin to fucking melt off and turn him into a skeleton. What the FUCK.

>>380568072
He accidentally filled the room with the acid lava from Crocomire's room.

>>380567609
>New Donk City
>New Pork City
Is New York City the only American city that Japs know about?

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>>380567983
>that film is kino

>>380565046
lol

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>>380567983
>liking the Mario movie

>>380570937
I'll say it again, but in caps. THAT FILM IS KINO.

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>>380559468
You can't sneak that Douge past me.

>>380559648
>>380559816
>no hydro generators

>>380569029
It's literally the only American city that matters. If NYC wasn't the epicenter of international commerce nobody would even know who you guys are.

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>>380571241
forgot image

>>380569029
It's the only one that matters.

>>380569029
It only one matter.

>>380565046
Now this is good quality bait. Actually puts some effort in and can be interpreted in multiple ways.

>>380559468

This is the ultimate dream for a basic fuck like me. I love dinosaurs, particularly the T-Rex, and Mario is one of my favorite video game franchises. So they put a fucking realistic T-Rex in Mario, and Mario can take control of it.

>>380571568
I don't get it. How?

>>380569029
It matter only.

>>380563302
Calling the ending now,
>Bowser and Peach are about to get married, Bowser takes his hat off to lean forward and kiss Peach, leaving his head exposed for Mario to throw his hat and possess Bowser at the last second
>Bowsario kisses Peach
>Mario and Peach are now officially married

>>380571691
I'm not him, but change the bird into a cockerel and make him say "where are the proofs"

>>380569029
It.

>>380565291

It took me a while to realize the T-Rex probably looks identical to the Jurassic Park version because Nintendo has a partnership with Universal Studios. The producer Koizumi said his favorite transformation is the dinosaur, which would make sense because it's fucking awesome, but also maybe because they're pushing it to please Universal.

>>380565291
just watched this movie today and fapped on hot redhead actress which name i don't remember

>>380562485
>someone taking control of your body and fucking your girl

Are you still getting cucked?

>>380572284
Milla Jovovich.

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>>380571946

>Proofster, also known as Proofs Rooster, refers to various illustrations of a poorly-drawn rooster character who is often placed in front of a Russian flag backdrop with a caption requesting proof or evidence. The illustrations are often used as reaction images to mock Russian users on 4chan’s /int/ (international) board and the /r/europe subreddit who continue to demand proof in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Huh. So that's what that meme is about.

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>>380569029
They know California (San Diego, Los Angeles) and New York City and that's it.

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>>380565173
>make the t-rex cartoonish and mario-styled
>/v/ complains
>make the t-rex ultra-realistic
>/v/ complains

>>380575436
>Make
>/v/ complains
FTFY

>>380575928
Unless it's Dark Souls.

>>380559468
Is Mario in the relationship world?

>>380576245
Damn this autocorrector
*real

>>380576245
Yes, the OP pic is the final area, "The Friend Zone."

>>380576245
Yes, he can be shipped with Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Toad and Luigi.

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>>380560543
>>380560979

>>380575436
'Tis the endless cycle.
>>380576056
>/v/
>not complaining about dark souls

It's one of its favorite topics to shit on.

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>>380576872

>>380559468
I don't understand why they made this a Mario game. I'm not digging it. Clashes.

>>380575436

I can count the number of people complaining a rad realistic T-Rex in Mario with my dick.

>>380565046
WE

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>>380577006

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>>380562485
>We were playing as Bowser the whole time

>>380577093
WUZ

>>380559468
god this game looks horrible

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>>380577093
WUZ

>>380577113
Sakurai ages backwards I swear to god.

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>>380577289
>>380577278
KONGS

is new donk city the hub? the castle of SM64, delfino plaza of SMS?

>>380562485
>Superior Mario

>you will get to skin Mario in the next monster hunter
>because nintendo is already dead

>>380577563
No, it's one of the 4 kingdoms in the game.

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>>380577636
Here's your (You)

>>380575247
Pretty much. And they call Americans dumb.

>>380563961
>>380565173
it's fucking weird and funny when you see a fucking realistic vicious t-rex in a cartoony harmless setting

>>380577279
Said no one ever.

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>>380560543
>>380560979
Clickbait articles don't debunk shit

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/feathered-dinosaur-tail-amber-theropod-myanmar-burma-cretaceous/

>>380577279
Say what you want about nintendo but the game doesn't look awful you faggot (console standarts)

>>380577684

4? We saw 2 more kingdoms in the new trailer. The dinosaur level and the gloomy level.

>>380577840
I hate collect-a-thons

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>>380560543
>Idiots who don't know shit
This thing is the closest we have to a raptor in today's world
It's called a Cassowary and it's a hyper aggressive land bird able to kick through metal that can and will fuck up any human it sees

This is the ultimate dream for a basic cuck like me. I love big cocks, particularly the Big-Black-Cock, and Mario is one of my favorite video game franchises. So they put a fucking realistic BBC, and Mario can take all of it.

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Enemies with hats can't be possessed. Will Mario be able to fight a T-Rex in this game? Will it hurt him?

>>380577563

I don't think there's gonna be a hub, just a ship you can use to travel between worlds.

>>380578000
>grimdark mario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyl77NjhqiM

>>380577929
...Okay? Nice blog.

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>>380577938
You can't run from a Cassowary, you can't fight a Cassowary with anything less than a Shotgun or high powered rifle, you can try hiding but they see amazingly well
Your only real hope upon coming across a Cassowary in the wild is to stay as still and as slow as possible and hope they don't want to kill you right then

>>380578316
It is so weird to me that you say this while posting a picture of something that basically looks like an ostrich cosplaying as Yondu.

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>>380578316
The Cassowary is the single best argument I can think of against people who think feathered dinosaurs are lame because it is about as close to a dinosaur as any animal on Earth could be today besides maybe a Crocodile
Even in Australia there are very few animals more dangerous than an angry one of these things

>>380577792
What other cities? Detroit and niggerville?

>>380576501
No Wario? Only he knows how to dominate Mario

>>380578483
They only seem that way in pictures, in real life they are terrifying, I count myself lucky to have only ever come across an adult one through a very sturdy fence because that thing was furious and would have killed me otherwise

there needs to be exactly 15 courses in this game for it to be a true sequel to SM64

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>>380578316
>>380578483
>>380578558
They can run at over 50km/h and have 5 inch claws
Funnily enough their chicks are adorable

>>380578849
I was just thinking the same thing. I wonder if they can manage that with how much more expensive games are to make these days.

One thing with SM64 though, a lot of the courses had reused assets. So that made it easier. Like you had two snow stages, two waterworld stages, etc.

>>380578954
That gives me an idea. What if you raised a casowary chick from childhood? Could you train it to be a useful ally that would help you fight your enemies?

>>380579197
t. australian looking for ways to defeat the rabbits and emus

>>380577898
we actually only saw 4 so far

the dinosaur kingdom is just the wood kingdom
then theres donk city
then theres egyptian/mexican world
and SUPERHOT

>>380579197
I don't think anyone as ever tried, or if they have they haven't been successful, the stories of the Cassowary Knight would have been sung throughout the land
All I know is that even if they're raised entirely in captivity they remain mean, angry, hyper-aggressive motherfuckers, so I'm not sure if you could channel that

>>380579301
We need a Second Great Emu War. We need to win back our honor after that devastating defeat.

>>380560543
Certain smaller theropods had feathers, stupid.

>>380579389
There must be a way. But it would probably take a lot of time, effort, and money.

>>380579689
I'm not saying you couldn't get one to fight your enemies
But only in the process of fighting everything else within their roughly 7km territory radius

Once they have set up a territorial area they don't give a shit who or what is in it, if it's even slightly threatening looking it's an enemy
And if they are nesting or rearing it goes doubly so

>>380579316
There's also that funky food/cooking world from the first Switch trailer

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I hope that there's a giant worm enemy in the game

>>380559468
Finally Ninty canonizes the live action film.

>>380579997
>This needs to go to the archive
Thankfully that's at the bottom so I can easily edit it out.

I don't understand how there are still idiots who don't realize everything on 4chan gets archived and you don't have to manually archive them anymore.

>>380569029
>t. assmad flyover state

>>380580352
Actually, I live in a swing state.

>>380579316

What indication do we have that the dinosaur level is the wooded kingdom? All you can see are snowy mountains surrounding it.
And there's still the gloomy level where the white hat was shown.

>>380579997
This crop is fucking disgusting holy shit.

>>380582005
I believe the posts are organized to make it look like a swastika.

>>380575247
Don't forget Texas, which is responsible for like 99 percent of Japan's American stereotypes.

>>380563756
Hellyeah dinosaucers my nigga
Alien dinoasaurs in the 90s
Truly we had reached the peak of civilisation and we didnt know that only Sjws and monsters waited for us in the future

>>380577006
The clashing is intentional. Mario is stepping out of his comfort zone and into a more realistic style.

>>380559468

Mario finally learns to walk the dinosaur

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>>380563475
>>380565609
>>380576872
>>380577856
>>380577856
>>380579469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGhotRsYsM

do you see any feather ?

>>380563756

Holy fucking shit. I've had this fucking cartoon in the back of my head for months and I couldn't remember the name.

Thanks anon.

Yoshi has finally been replaced. He has not been the same since he became an active member of the LGBT community

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>>380559816
>Doesn't transform into Megatron

>>380582736
>monsters
Weird word for Republicans, but alright.

>>380578483
>ostrich cosplaying as Yondu
kek

>>380565726
yoshi is a degenerate

>>380584405
>I will post an example of a non-theropod dinosaur to prove my shitty point, because I don't bother with facts

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>>380584405
Do you see whales having fur now?No because they EVOLVE

>>380559648
Because no p-wing yet

>>380584405
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/diapsids/avians.html

>>380584405
>H-HOW COULD DINOSAURS HAVE FEATHERS
>IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE KNOWN FOR DECADES THAT THEY EVOLVED PRIMARILY INTO AVIANS
>SHUT UP I LIKE MY SCALE HEADCANON EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALWAYS BULLSHIT MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE SURFACE LAYER OF DINOSAURS LOOKED LIKE
>S-SH-SHUT U-U-UP

Feather deniers are the actual worst

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>>380559468
Nintendo understands

>>380560449
>so long, gay bowser

>>380585715
Did Activision ever end up making a game with dinosaurs?

>>380586140
DICE put a bunch of dinosaurs in their next game

>>380586272
Which game was that? I can't keep up with all these western video games.

AH.

>>380586345
i think it was battlefield 3

>>380588636
...Battlefield 3 had dinosaurs?

>>380588901
in the campaign there were toy model dinosaurs, for no reason

>>380562485
There will be doujins of this

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>>380577938
>>380578316
>>380578558
>>380578954
Fuck off Boss Cass, A fucking tasmanian tiger can easily defeat you.

>>380577206

>Gave Mario the hat so he'd stop the wedding and Bowser wouldn't have to pay for any of it

I almost want this to happen.

I don't like how jumping into things like poison or lava kills you immediately.

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>>380590561

That's because he used an army of lizards instead of cassowaries. Cute lizards though.

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>>380559468
While it looks fun to play I still think there is something off about Odyssey.

It has that "fan game made in UE4" look to it.

This is the most autistic thread on /v/ right now

>>380590561
>Easily
>Needs a magic boomerang
Nice try you inbred Van Deimon faggot

>>380591720
That's probably because you've become a graphics whore and Switch isn't up to your so-called "standards."

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>>380592035
>There are people out there that think graphics are so important that they refuse to touch anything Nintendo releases
>but they still play on PS4 or Xbox

>>380565457
Remember when he got stabbed? Shit was harrowing

>>380578615
Be careful what you wish for. Wario cucked Mario out of his own series before and he can do it again.

>>380592661
If you're talking about Super Mario Land, it's not like that was a good or memorable series before Wario showed up.

>>380591720
that's just an association you have from seeing sem-realistic textures next to toony models like in that Ocarina of Time Unreal thing

>>380585898
>so long, gay me

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>>380559468
>Mario saying 'mother' instead of 'mama'

>>380594401
Why is there so much porn of Wendy? There is literally nothing appealing about her.

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>>380594972
She's a sassy shortstack with a great DSL game.
It's not for everyone.

>>380594972
you couldve just said you were gay anon

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>>380584879

>>380559816
>Dino Riders

Fuck I had that shit on VHS.

>>380594972
Same reasons there's so much furry porn at all.

>>380585430
>>380585613
>>380577856
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/tyrannosaurus-rex-skin-fossils-feathers-scales-science/

>>380584879
>we will never have a MArio/Transformers crossover
>stomping on Starscream's head
>"So long gay Bowser"ing Trypticon
>throwing fireballs at Blitzwing
>rumbling Rumble and frenzying Frenzy
>riding Grimlock into battle against Devastator

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>>380578316
I had an experience with a cassowary when I went to austrailia,

>It was in some indoor inclosure, it was behind a wooden fence, I was looking at it and it was looking at me, and we were only a metre apart staring face to face, it was strange it was like I was admireing it and it was admireing me.


>Then suddenly it yawned and I screamed back in terror, I know is sound weird but because it was looking at me face to face and the shape of the beak and the fact that it can dislocate its jaws like a snake, it was like its face was melting, It awoke a primal psycoloical horror in me that made me jump back and scream.

I know I sound like a pussy but if you were there you would do the same.

They have those jaws so they can swallow mango sized plums that are poisonous to humans

Its a good thing the fence was there because I would have frightened it.

>>380596885
>One specific example of a specific type of dinosaur
>Evidence suggests this was only true on T.rex's later in their evolutionary cycle
>Evidence suggests that this was the exception rather than the rule
Keep trying though

dinosaurs weren't real you fucking idiots

>>380563475
He didn't mean that all dinosaurs did not have feathers, he was trying to say that feathered T. rexes did not have feathers. That was debunked since the reasoning was that has been enough scale impressions of it to prove that they did not have them.

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>>380597687
>Evidence suggests this was only true on T.rex's later in their evolutionary cycle
>Evidence suggests that this was the exception rather than the rule

>making shit up

>>380597641
Yeah, they're freaky motherfuckers
You never want to see one without something between you

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>>380598219
Nice cherry picking you have there
Or did you not actually read the article you linked?

>>380598505
>possible that it was the exception, not the rule
>anon trying to "debunk" a claim with "possibilities" as "evidence"
Not an argument.

>multiple types of animals
>evidence

>>380598881
You're an idiot
We're done

>>380598505
>>380598881
>>380599181
PS, "there are other animals like the T. Rex that seem to have feathers, so 'muh evolutionary cycles and exceptions,'" is the definition of making shit up.

>>380569029
He.

>>380569029
Has.

>>380599181
Lol

>>380599181
I should try ending arguments like this, seems effective.

>>380600102
Except for his whole previous argument being non-conclusive.

>>380600317
Doesn't matter as long as he ends it decisively.

>>380562485
>final fight with bowser requires mastery of hat jumping
>bowser's hat tries to possess you but timing your jump allows you to bounce on it to bowser as he circles you on his ship
>ground pound his head to deal damage
>this gets harder as the fight progresses
>at the end your hat possesses bowser's hat which possesses bowser who possesses peach who possesses toadsworth who leads the toads to victory against the subhuman goomba vermin

>>380600516
>"youre dumb"
>ending an argument decisively
Spotted the double digit iq nigger

>>380601206
You're an idiot.
We're done.

>>380579830

You just have to out kickbox the cassowary so they know you are the boss.

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>there is already porn of this

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>mario t-rex
>thread has devolved into if the t-rex had feathers or not

>>380601283
You're an idiot.
We're done.

>>380560543
lol no

there were tons of dinosaurs through tons of ages, not all had them

>>380602460
l-link

>>380578558
>>380578316
>>380577938
Literally killed 1 person in all recorded attacks, who coincidentally was a retard underage b&. Those clawed emus are gay, feathered dinosaurs are gay, and you are gay. I don't care about the science.

>>380578558
Nah, they are pretty lame still. Look at that goofy fucker.

Its like giving a chimp an AK47, its terrifying to be around but simply a hilarious sight to behold.

>>380605280
You can't record an attack if you're dead
Besides, most Australian animals have an oddly low mortality rates for their lethality, we know our country is full of bullshit creatures, only idiots go out to the places where Cassowary's are wild without enough knowledge to avoid them

>>380606151
Your bird is lame and will never be considered scary. I would put him in a business suit and make him a low level vidya enemy canon fodder.

>>380606645
So go out and and punch one in the wild, film it and put it up online, I literally fucking dare you

>I would put him in a business suit and make him a low level vidya enemy canon fodder.
Someone basically already did it
He's the main boss

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>>380606968
Forgot pic

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>>380607508
>mfw i know how to use 4chan

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>>380607802
Oh yes, the fact that I forgot to click 'choose an image' and then the image I wanted before going through the muscle memory that is solving a captcha and posting means I cannot use the simple interface of an Argentine Babysitter Rating site

>>380608641
kek

>>380608365
Yes, yes it does.

>>380579997
I was in that thread.

>>380582005
There were a few others but really they were all shit.

>>380580205
Until the archive dies. Again.

It's shit
Conker has done it already

>>380578316
https://youtu.be/AA2LkrR0_dw

>>380609315
Mario did it long before Conker, 1990.

>>380600656
Actually, you will jus possess Bullet Bills to target Bowser three times. and then you finished the game.

>>380571251
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>>380571974
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>>380599763
Fuck off, New York is legit one of the shittiest places on earth

>>380565726

He can grow some by some powerup

If we go by the Mario movie logic, powerpus make you either advance or go back in evolution , so, Yoshi grows wings by enhancing his evolution.

>>380565046
lmao

>>380606151
>Kid literally has to slip and fall to be killed by murder ostrich in a freak accident
Obviously I'm going to have a healthy respect for anything with claws, but no one can argue a featherless cassowary wouldn't be 100 times scarier.

>Mario throws his hat off to possess Bowser
>Bowser does the same thing
>The final boss is you playing as Bowser trying to beat Mario

Tell me this won't happen

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>>380559468
Now in 1280x720 webm form.

roar roar wa-ragh

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>>380612903
>Made by people that most likely never did any type of drug in their life
Japanese man...what the fuck

>>380613146
Man without context, this shit looks creepy as fuck

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, DA EART WAS RULED BY DINOSAURS

>>380563961
Hes Yoshi from the Super Mario Movie all grown up.

>>380569029
USA according to foreigners
>California beaches
>New York City
>Texas is all rural places
I suppose that's a better deal than most countries though.

>>380613261
Even with context it's kind of creepy.

>>380578000
Not unless you possess another t-rex. Holy fuck.

Wait is real T-rexes exist in the Mario universe, then what the fuck is Yoshi?

>>380563756
I remember getting boners over that female pterodactyl as a kid. Fuck, I've been a degen for this long?

if bowser does has hat power to
i expect the Giant robot fight to be good
cause you fucking know there gonna be some shit like that

>>380615392
different realms
>>380615449
she's an archeopteryx (hence her naem, Teryx)

the pterodactyl was on the villain team

actually surprised on the line-up too, an alloasaurus as the good guy vs a t-rex? no JP influence

>>380579997

there is no fucking context to this "ebin screencap" who the fuck made this trash? not everyone watches kids cartoon

>>380579997

>/co/ in charge of being smart

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Italian%20Bullworm

>>380615972
oh, my mistake.

>>380616232
It's hilarious though

>beach episode
>she wasn't there
>Allo was only wearing shorts, exposing his muscular body

>>380597687
>I only have one dino with feathers but all dinos have feathers now
>wow you only have one evidence against me you are wrong actually that fossil had cancer the real ones had feathers lol
Get out of that fanatic cult before it's too late.

>>380615392
Someone asked about that
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/06/15/miyamoto-on-breath-of-the-wild-nostalgia-and-yoshi-and-a-t_2d00_rex-co_2d00_existing-super-mario-odyssey.aspx?utm_content=bufferd5e01&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

It's strange to see a realistic T-rex in a Mario game especially when considering the existence of Yoshi. Is Mario going to recognize Yoshi as a dinosaur versus the T-rex that is in the game?

That’s a tough question [laughs]. In the past, I’ve seen Hollywood movies where a dinosaur looks like Yoshi and I thought, “That’s not a dinosaur. It’s more like a lizard.” But I do think Mario recognizes the difference in the dinosaur and Yoshi [laughs]. And he can possess the T-rex and I guess he sort of rides Yoshi, so it kind of works out.

Can Mario possess a T-rex, and then can the T-rex ride Yoshi?

It’s too much stress on Yoshi. Please don’t do that [laughs].

>>380609957
You have never been in India my frend.

>>380559468
How are the controls and platforming? Is it as fluid as sunshine with multiple jumps and shit or is it 3D world garbage?

>>380618062
haha