Dev salt thread

Well, faggot? Did you have a specific question or were you just there trolling?

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Eternal Crusade dev.

>>380552572
still cant believe he genuinely cancelled it

>>380552439
Oh look, an out of context post which was in response to a manchild trying to troll

>>380552439
Jeff acted like a fucking boss.

>>380552572
What ever happened to him?

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>>380553135

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>>380552439

Well without context, it just looks like Kaplan blew that guy the fuck out.

>>380552439
I'm gonna need some sauce.

It's too easy to edit HTML these days.

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>>380552439
>Post devs blowing nerds the fuck out and acting like fucking killers

FIFY

>>380553260
aids

>>380553260
his company was going to get into publishing indie games or something and some of his and the companies financial information got hacked and then he put it and the fez property up for sale. Don't know if they actually sold it.

>>380552439
OP is this you

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sharkymarkysd/

>>380553194
still can't believe anyone cared

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>>380553463
Yep, OP edited the HTML in his pic.

Here's the real post by Jeff.

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Sunset developers. Fucking Belgians, non-developers as much as they're a non-country.

too lazy too look for screenshots but that one SJW indie dev chick that blew up on twitter because nobody bought her game because people kept saying how shitty looks.
she pretty much pulled a phil phish and said something like "fuck video games" or something like that.

>>380554856
haha looks like i posted too late. this chick >>380554737 is who i was talking about. thanks anon.

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>>380553983
>>380552439

>>380554972
there's a worse screencap but I don't have it. the one I posted is actually pretty tame, it's just sucking Anita's schlong

>>380553463
Two seconds in google
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20755627264

>>380555062
>SharkyMarky
>Not sticking with poop kid

Much better username, and I'm saying this unironically.

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>>380555062
>cancer
>California
not surprised

>>380553983
>>380555062
>31 hours in undertale
i hope to god this isn't actually opee because the prospect of sharing a board with these kinds of people terrifies me

>>380555062
>poopkid anime
>weeb
>commiefornia
>overwatch
Just calm the fuck down Little Sassy.

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>get roasted by tigole
>post on /v/ how you are the victim

lmao get rekt OP

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>>380555676
>just realized that Kaplan is Tigole

Wow

naisu

>>380557067
Just stop bumping the thread for fucks sake

>>380557257
Just walk away from the screen.

>>380557257
OP' faggotry aside, I actually want to see other cases of the topic at hand.
They're funny.

>OP buttmad he couldn't beat Tigole at banter

kek

>>380552439
Has capcom ever done this their game gets Tons of hate.

>>380553243
>Huhuhu I played more than you
Pretty unprofessional, not to mention childish. The fact he allows some random fuck on the internet get under his skin says a lot

Someone post the everquest email

>>380557781

Talk shit, get hit.

>>380555450
even if it is, there's far FAR more faggots like him that are on this board every day. they also probably LOVE Life is Strange and Steven Universe.

>>380557781
>t. SharkyMarky

"Fuck that guy"
- Horrible human being

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>>380553260

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Can't forget the original WoW mod breakdown

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>"Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power."

Why is he employed holy shit

>>380555170
Mess with Jeff?
Prepare for Death

>>380558593
>Why doesnt a forum post from over 15 years ago disqualify someone from a job?!
cancer.

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>>380554737

>>380558880
To be fair, he was on the original dev team for WoW, so he would have originally been hired by Blizz probably only a few months after that post.

I feel Cliffy B would be one of these devs, but he would always have a point

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>>380557257
>G-guys stop laughing at me!
>Kaplan was a big meanie!
>I-I said stoooop!

I AM STANRY ROO, GRORIOUS MODDU OF BIOWARU FORUM

>>380559131
And rightfully so as he had a critical understanding of how a playerbase functions, seeing as he was the guild leader of one of the best guilds in EQ.

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>>380554737

>>380558887
I really wanted to like Rage but the vehicle shit got on my nerves. Shooting shit was cool

>>380559365
>Posts profanity-laden rant insulting the devs
>had a critical understanding of how an MMO playerbase functions

Okay, fair play.

>>380559712
>Kaplan stepped down as wow director in 2009

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I thought devs sperging out wasn't so common these days.

you faggots made me read kaplans bio even though I hate overwatch and blizzard nowadays

>>380555062
Can't wait for civil war, California will burn.

>>380558887
I barely remember what the right did and looked it up
Sunset
>nominated for TGA 2015 Games for Change award
Holy fuck why

>>380560019
Yes? He works on Overwatch now, see OP. I said he STARTED at Blizzard not long after >>380558593

>>380560317
No I'm just pointing out wow began to decline as soon as he left.
I'm well aware he works on Overwatch

>>380554528
>blizzard employee/special snowflake using a trigger word like "gg ez"

Good one.

>>380553243
>Acted like a boss
>Game is unbalanced as fuck and suffers from Blizzard's punishing ranking system
He could playtest the same bad game a million times, it won't improve anything.

>>380557781

Get fucked, Sharky.

>>380558593
>tfw laugh at the thought of todays passive, positive, mellow jeff doing that rant in his voice

>>380554737
That's like marketing beer to women, it doesn't matter what kind of spin they put on it, sales will be almost non-existent.

>>380554737
>what if we made a game
>where you were trapped in an apartment while interesting things were happening outside
>oh thats really compelling

>>380560109
>One of the largest economies in the world
>Most populous state.
>Would most likely have the backing of neighbor states

For what purpose? Seems kinda dumb to divide a country and cause millions of pointless deaths

>>380561052
>thinking anyone will side with commiefornia faggots

No one likes California. Based Arizona and Texas broship would tear you down in no time

>>380561325
>fucking ARIZONA
Let me guess: you live there.

>>380561052
Both sides see each others as enemies hellbent on destroying the country. Violence is inevitable at this point.

It's generations of brainwashing and social engineering. We're in the last act of their play. Sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

>>380561413
Yes :(

>>380560109
>>380561487
didn't you guys already have a civil war? what
happened in that one

>>380552572
was it kino?

>>380552439
Jeff Kaplan is such an embarrassment, I have no idea how he still has his job. His retarded balance changes have permanently ruined Overwatch.

>>380557689

Given the generation of EQ/gamer Tigole is from most of the current gen kiddies probably can't keep up.

>>380561845
SJW's won, trump supporters lost

>>380558593
>not content with ruining MMOs for humanity, Jeff Kaplan sets out to ruin the FPS genre as well

>>380562047
why wouldn't that happen again then?

>>380561052

it's just a retard trump hick talking, safely ignore

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>>380558593
THIS WAS WHEN HE WAS COOL

FUCK YOU

>>380558593

Because he was right.

I raided back then and $0E are/were LITERALLY cancerous faggots with minimal talent/skill/QA.

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>>380552439
You know, I like Overwatch. Begrudgingly, I like Blizzard. I'll even say Kaplan is alright.

This shit is pissing me off. On those same forums, there's a topic 5000 posts long about the shitshow of an event they just had, and how exploitative it was. Tons of pissed people, who mostly all are saying "Fuck you, this isn't a solution or attention, you're just trying to contain us so nobody else asks questions and you keep us quiet."

No response for weeks on that. From any dev. Not a peep from them at all.

Meanwhile, he has time to not only read random fucking topics (Which I can only imagine is what they do considering how often they reply, unless they're just faking topics to hint at future patches or something stupid), but then do petty shit like this.

As a matter of fact, they just made a topic within the hour about adding more crosshair colors, which is nice but few people asked for, and in the OP they're even like "We know you will just want an RGB thing but we can't do that right now," to which half of the thread is "Give us RGB you fucking idiots, it was in Half-Life in fucking '98, so do it."

And then, when people mention this sort of thing in that thread, they just fucking delete it. They're trying to suppress so much negative shit on forums that are already resoundingly negative despite being set up like a padded hugbox, and it isn't a good look. It comes off as oppressive, petty, and belies a truth that they don't actually give a shit about their players or consumers.

They're burning all my goodwill for them real fucking fast, and it's a shame because I have liked them for a long time and still want to, despite some ups and downs. But they're really going down.

>>380562106
Because SJW's are pussies now

>>380552572
He had the exact opposite socialization problems that Kauffman had.

>>380562408

Nigger Blizzard went to shit as soon as Activision became in anyway involved. They're like EA's limp-dick little brother.

>>380562408
>On those same forums, there's a topic 5000 posts long about the shitshow of an event they just had, and how exploitative it was.
Seemed like any other event to me. What are people whining about.

>>380554528
Badass.

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>>380561052
>implying the entirety of california doesn't hate the bay area+LA fags
>implying anyone else will want to help california
>still in a budget deficit because lib governors doesn't know the basics of economics

>>380562626
Go to bed Randy

>>380562593
It was just like any other event, except that it tripled the amount of every kind of item, classified every kind of skin as the highest tier, and locked basic dance emotes behind three weeks at a price that would take a ridiculous amount to buy them all with the ingame currency. This is also the event where the level of content and the RNG finally made people ask questions about it and get real shit.

Also, it was supposed to be a "Thank you to the fans" which added a bunch of non-event related content as locked, limited-time event content and was pretty clearly designed to make you spend money on loot boxes to even have a shot at a sliver of a thing you actually wanted.

>>380553983
>0.3 hours in Depression Quest

>>380562408

This. Jeff can go burn in hell. Fucking retard. No fucking clue how to do his job. Gives the most bullshit dev answers I could have even imagined.

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>Jeff Kaplan's Everquest character name was "Tigole Bitties"

>>380552572
You could post literally anything from his life in this thread.

>>380558462
He's right tho

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>>380552439

>>380553135
God, the EC team are such cunts. The Q&A thread now is basically someone asking a valid question, and the devs either chewing them out about asking it, or just saying 'no we're going to implement this thing anymore, but for no valid reason. We're just not.'

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>>380563095
retard had it coming to him when he went to plebbit

>>380560873
I remember the game "journalists" really trying to hype this game, but no matter what they said, I could not believe that cleaning a fucking apartment and reading notes was interesting.

>>380563095
What a bitch.

>>380553319
> i, a developer of the game, have played more of the game than you
> take that!
How is that btfo?

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Pic was made by devs

>>380553262
>they weren't in a trench in WW1
What does he mean by this?

>>380563095
>/v/ chased away yandere dev
I knew /v/ still had some good in them

>>380558462
>until you face mobs of psychology

Fucking what

>>380563318
He's a time traveler.

>>380563095
Someone post the pastebin

>>380558462
Remember that time that Blizzard said their new IRL naming system was incredibly secure and one of the devs (I think) posted personal information on the forums daring players to come after him, and in under 24 hours the post was removed, the dev was begging people to stop doxxing him, and Blizzard released a statement saying they were reevaluating the system.

>>380555450
I have it on my pc for 2 years now and i still didn't played it.
Should I?

>>380558593
Reminds me of "Dear Nintendo, your cocksucking product etc etc" post about F-Zero GX.

>>380563269
>How is that btfo?

Because the guy making the thread implied that the devs didn't even play their own game. Kaplan responded with actual numbers, shitting all over the guys implications.

How is that not btfo? If the guy wanted to talk shit, he should have expected to be able to back it up.

>>380563095
it's honestly kind of impressive how he managed to get ran out of the place where people we run out go

>>380560109
Kick us out then, cousinfucker.

>>380563301
Need more details. What is this game?

>>380563095
What happened specifically that made Yanderedev leave? I honestly thought that project died.

>>380553194
FEZ2 was never cancelled because it was never a thing. It's obvious that Fish ran out of creative energy after the first one and it was the best he could do was use internet bullying as an excuse for never making it instead of actually owning up to what a hack he is.

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ding dong

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>>380552439

>>380561052
>For what purpose?
So you could taste your own medicine you export around the world.

>>380563301
What's that on the right?

>>380563838
Bioware fucking sucks so much

>>380563301
whats the game on the right?

>>380562717
>still in a budget deficit because lib governors doesn't know the basics of economics

hey look a lie

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>>380563838
Magnificent.

>>380558593
>Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live

This is funny because Reinhardt has been broken for almost a month now. His hammer hit registration got messed up in the anniversary patch and his charge hitbox is smaller when you equip non default skins making you miss pins.

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>>380560858
that's because women who drink beer like beer the way it is.
They don't want to be patronized.

same for women who like games and comic books, they're a minority and they exist but they don't want to drastically change what they already like or else they would not already like it.

>>380558593
I know right? So why do random twitter posts get people fired left and right?

>>380563639
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Arkh_Project

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>>380564014
well then explain yourself nigga, find me some research

>>380564198
CAUSE TWITTER IS IMPORTANT

>>380561413
What's wrong with Arizona you fucking faggot? We got heat, and water parks. What do u have nigger?

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>>380558462
>mobs of psychology

>>380552439
Thread in question

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20755627264#post-9

>>380553262
What did he mean by this?

I miss Ghostcrawler.

>>380553260
He said Japanese games were trash. Then proceed to get fucked in the ass.

>>380564190
>that's because women who drink beer like beer the way it is.
>They don't want to be patronized.
The same thing happens with cars.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/comment/women-patronised-by-car-makers/

Chicks love girly drinks though. Shit like daiquiris and fruity mixed drinks are very popular with ladies.

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>>380554737
classic

>>380564284
No. Google it yourself. If you want the short of it, Schwarzenegger fucked the budget then Brown balanced it in 3 years.

>>380563095
He's right, though.

>>380564437
am I the only one who doesn't see how sharky's comment is antagonistic

>>380552439
I think that's a perfectly reasonable response to a shitter trying to start shit.
The only person upset is the person getting replied to.

>>380563464
It's like 5 hours tops, why not

>>380557781
When OP is so mad about this he samefags his own /v/ thread

>>380564659
>I AM SILLY
Uncharted and Horizon say, "Hey :)"

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>>380564460
The dev shadowbanned the highest approved review which was negative, which was immediately reposted and became both the hidden first locked review and 2nd most approved review which were both identical.

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>>380552439
>Post devs getting buttmad and acting unprofessional
>133 posts
>not a single Randy Pitchford post

>>380564321
Landscape with something besides desert and an economy that isn't based on crack and houseboats?

there's some salty tweets by Jat when the flyer nerf happened for ARK.

https://twitter.com/Jatheish?lang=en

Can't be assed to find the tweet though.

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>>380564724
>Schwarzenegger fucked the budget then Brown balanced it in 3 years
>Brown balanced the budget
You do know he expanded Medicaid which is the main reason for the current deficit, right? The only reason why Schwarz went into debt was being dealt a shit hand in natural disasters

>>380564258
Why don't I think up these scams? It beats working.

>>380553262

someone saw wonder woman

>>380557781
>Pretty unprofessional
Where do you think you are? Who do you think you are? What do you think this is?

Go fuck yourself.

>>380564752
Faggot is literally crying about how he deserves to be treated like royalty, look at all the shit about how animu expo creeps want to hug him and they love him and blablabla bullshit.

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>>380563095
He isn't even wrong.

>>380564904
>gets shitposted all day
>responds
>wtf, you cant do that. im contacting HR.

lmao, twitter.

>>380565045
>You do know he expanded Medicaid which is the main reason for the current deficit, right? The only reason why Schwarz went into debt was being dealt a shit hand in natural disasters

So are you just trying to say insanely wrong shit in the hopes I just assume you're retarded and leave you alone out of pity?

>>380562857
Who fucking cares? Its all skins, emotes, and dances, why do people rage over that shit? Its all completely optional.

>>380565045
that guy didnt know what he was talking about, but suffice to say i doubt the country will go to war against the place where tv shows come from.

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>>380565236
>continuing to make claims but gives no backing or factual evidence
Wew lad, almost had me good on that b8

>>380563301
that art looks pretty nice on the right. Not sure if the one in the full body china dress is a boy or girl but it looks nice

>>380565378
So you are then.

>>380565349
I don't think many will care for that since Hollywood isn't something people would defend with their lives. If a civil war would break out I think it would only ruin large east coast cities with little pockets scattered around

>>380552439
Alright red pill me /v/

How is a famous dev suppose to act professionally? Describe to me your ideal dev.

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>>380552439
>>380553243
>talks shit like a nerd
>locks the thread like a pussy
jeff is a fucking bitch.

>>380564752
He's right, and I wouldn't have it any other way. If he wanted a hug box, he did the right thing by fucking off to reddit.

>>380565045
>any deficit at all is a bad thing

nevermind that California's economy is now 6th in the world and continuously growing.

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>>380565475
(You)

>>380565187
Official people don't have right to shitpost.
It will be used against them for years.

>>380564849
I hope you're trolling

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Not a dev but shit... Ben doesn't even want to be judged by his own fucking standards so he deletes comments that make him look like that ass he is.

>>380565626
>How is a famous dev suppose to act professionally?
Most of them do.

Don't shitpost from official account?

>>380563858
What?

>>380564849
>uncharted
ummm, no sweetie, the protagonist is a fucking cishet white male

>>380565741
Continuously growing doesn't mean jack shit if you can barely estimate how much you can spend it. Deficit isn't a ticket to death, but to not act on it is

>>380565957
>Reading Polygon
>ever

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>>380552439

Have some Assetto corsa shit

>TL;DR
>AC physics are the best we have until now, but they're far from perfect
>Actual car owners and professional race drivers point out shit and some even offer to give some good feedback
>But devs are way too proud to recognize mistakes they start shit up

>>380564637
That's because mixed drinks are delicious.

>>380557781
Get the fuck out. Why are you testing him so much? You want to see the return of his old persona again?

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>>380552439

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>>380564198
Because this was an era (i.e. big bang - 2008) where people had thicker skin that didn't break at the first sign of a mild breeze. Also he was a disgruntled player/consumer, not an employee. If he made the same post today under the mantra of the customer is always right and the political climate, he'd be fired. Not just from his job, but out of a cannon onto the pavement in Anaheim.

>>380558593
This man and his obsessive compulsive computer addiction ruined MMOs forever. If I had a time machine I'd use it to kill this guy while he was a kid terminator style.

>>380555062
I fucking loathe california. The culture coming from that state is nigh-unacceptable. The north is more tolerable but not by much.

>>380564903
You can't shadowban reviews as a dev, and only Valve can do shit about reviews. So just a coincidence.

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Derek Smart is salt: the developer.

>>380562408
Or maybe
Hear me out here
Maybe gamers are entitled manchildren who demand every single thing they see.

>>380566349
wtf hes 25?

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>>380566661
haven't heard from him for a while desu, how's his Star Citizen take down going?

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>>380552439
wtf i love overwatch now

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>>380566731
it's all the stress man

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>>380562408
I remember in either the TBC or WotLK days, there were two paladins who spammed the general forum until the entire front page was "GIVE RET PALADINS THREAT REDUCTION" and the very next day blizzard announced one of the talents was being updated to include threat reduction.

The people on the official WoW forums are by far some of the wackiest shitposters in the world. That and the "blizzard can do no wrong" attitude that is possessed by so many of them.

>>380566683
>Entitled

Man you weren't around like three years ago, go kill yourself.

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>>380566413
Source on picture?

>>380552439
I don't really understand this without any context. All I can say is that Kaplan is a talentless hack and Overwatch is one of the biggest piece of shit competitive FPS games ever made so him bragging about having played his own shitty game a lot doesn't really equate to much other than he gets a paycheck for sucking dick at the one thing he does. If he's making a point about how his direction on the game is sound because of how often he plays, he's even more delusional than the typical blizzdrone.

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>>380564541
man he's a been a real piece of work since he started balancing League of Legends.

tl;dr it's hard to make an in-depth champion pool when the game has to be balanced around players not owning all of the champions (i.e. hard counters cannot ever exist)

>>380566269
Sure its funny, but who gives a fuck? I mean can yyou imagine if some guy actually read this and started boycotting what ever dev this is or something lol?

>>380567446
Princess Peach.

>>380566349
I can't tell how much is new anymore. It's one gigantic blur of shit.

>>380566780
Poorly. He keeps trying to make up shit to sabotage the project but most people already know he's retarded. Unfortunately Chris and co are already doing that to themselves without his help.

>>380552439
At first I thought this was shop.

Jesus fuck this is embarrassing. No wonder Overwatch is such a hideous game

>>380566349
>>380566985
I was just wondering if this fag ever got his game released. I remember watching his shit on youtube all the time about the game.
Also,
>facebook
If you are younger than 45 you should not be on facebool

>>380558593
He was completely right you shitbasket.

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>>380567683
This tide of information was more than sufficient to find the source, thanks.

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>>380567446

>>380563095

>trying to pander to /v/ tbw

What a retard. Who the fuck play those games anyway?

>>380564541
>bring the player not the class
nope.

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>>380567658

so... like all the actually shit devs posted on this thread?

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Fuck Hirez, also :bbtcat:

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>>380567916

>what is ve-ne zuel-a

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>>380567929

>>380563095
Ayyy I remember that faggot gaining a personal over the twitch debacle on reddit. It's almost like people keep forgetting what weasel words are.

>>380567929
the homogenization of classes in WoW is one of the greatest tragedies in online gaming.

that and they fucking ruined Death Knights by making the most fun dps specc a fucking tanks only tree and then gutting the fun as hell unholy and frost tanking builds

I should go play on a wotlk server, DKs early on were so fun

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>>380563095

How much do people care about language if you're an indie dev? I mean using words like fag and queer and shit.

>>380563459
To be fair the Blizz forums would only have names and people easily deduced where he lived because they knew he worked at Blizzard.

Looking for Jeffery Davidson won't net you much on its own.

>>380566661
>Derek Smart is bad hurf durf gjahdjs
t. Vending Machine

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>>380567809
looks like he got his hair transplant at least, thanks kikestarter!

>>380568128
>>380567929
Didn't mean to quote you my friend

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>>380568207

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Notch blowing up SJWs is my favorite thing ever.

>>380568219
Do you need to say fag and queer? Just avoid it.

>>380567459
Before the closed beta phase, I remember being so excited for Overwatch

The fucker even had the nerve to talk about their "vision" and "inspiration", bringing up shit like Quake, Unreal Tournament etc.

Dropped the shit in like 2 week top, utterly disappointed. Went back to older games

>>380568295
babbys first programming class
unbelievable this dude gets paid for this

>>380559352
First time I've seen this pic, thanks for the laugh.

>>380562857
People who buy lootboxes are dumb either way
And getting every single thing defeats the purpose or 'rares', 'epics' and 'legendaries'; you're supposed to be glad if you're lucly enough to get the ones you want
Stop being entitled children when it's free shit

>>380552572
fpbp

>>380560109

You hicks proved how good you are with guns earlier today, bring it

>>380568219
Plenty. Have you been living under a rock? Just keep your language as inoffensive as possible if you don't want a headache.

>>380557967
Hey I'll take Steven universe over teen titans go, cloudy with a chance of meatballs or ben10.

>>380552439
>>380553243
>>380557781
>Dev puts some kid in his place
>kid posts it on 4chan and tries to act like he didn't just get annihilated

>>380568348
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>380568219
don't be a pussy, say what you want.

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>>380568341
this is fake right?

>>380568435
I wanted one skin and a couldn't get it. The dva skin was literally the only skin I wanted and I didn't get a single legendary.

>>380558593

>tried so hard to overtune content that his guild would never be satisfied with
>literally killed the game because no one could progress other than him

bravo

>>380568508
no.
Notch is literally /ourguy/

>>380568508
>notch
>giving a fuck
He got his money, he does not give a shit nowadays.

>>380566269
what is wrong with that developer. i don't know anything about driving sims but that is a hilarious response

>>380568508
Why would it be?

>>380568295
I don't get it /g/
is it because he could have condensed this?

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>>380563095
>everyone calls me a jew

What did he expect? He looks like an anti-semitic Ben Garrison cartoon come to life.

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>>380563095
>not expecting /v/ to be hostile, no matter who you are
>not expecting /v/ to hate a game after it became any kind of popular, no matter what game it is

You'd think he'd only been here for a week or some shit. What a dummy.

>>380559325
I thought he became dane cook or was it the other way around

>>380566349
>ywn create a successful kickstarter project and spend all the money partying with zoe quinn

why even live

>>380568435
a $40 game shouldnt have fucking lootcrates

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>>380568708
I enjoy my once a month threads.

>>380568508
Notch is a rich jew but he's still /v/ on the inside

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>>380568626
>>380568643
>>380568669
I knew there was a reason he was /ourguy/ back during infdev-alpha

>>380563095
Wait wait wait wait
that's a coincidence, a few days ago there was this girl sitting right next to a soda vending machine with her laptop on and there was a program/game with "Yandere" on it.
Must be the same yandere game

>>380568435
>buying lootboxes

people don't actually do this... do they??

>>380563095
I don't know the story for this, but I would honestly bet money that he was in the right, here. Most of the people here really have no idea how comparable their attitudes are to spoiled children.

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>>380568341

There is still some good in the world.

>>380568128
B A S E D

>>380568708
Fuck off you fucking faggot.

This used to be a board where we could talk about video games honestly and anonymously.

You fucking piece of shit children from neogaf, 9gag, reddit, and every other shithole on the internet ruined it because you say AN EPIC SCREENCAP on your shithole feeder site and thought that 4chan was just senseless hate hate hate hate.

Now all thats left is that. Everyone of value pisses off from 4chan and goes to other chans or content sites because due to absolutely no fucking moderation and years of cancer, we've effectively swapped places with Reddit.

And you fucking faggots will reply to be edgy and get quoted and kill the site a little bit more every day. Devs used to come here to see what's good. Now all /v/ is good for is jacking off to some guy who has a youtube channel because you're so desperate to connect to someone successful since your life is such an absolute failure.

>>380566349
Why did this guy try to pull a Mr. Robot and waste his intelligence with drugs and shit. From what I recall he was a very smart dude.

>>380568682
is that evaxephon? yo lemme see if that website is still up

Oh wow his stream is still available, but set only to private. Well I know him since he streamed FF13, this should be good

>>380565338
You would have a point if this game was free to play, but it isn't.
People already paid for this game, and this jews are trying to squeeze even more cash from them.
If this is really a celebratory event for the fans, why do they make everything so fucking difficult to get? Even japanese and korean grindfest games gift you things at a celebratory date. Even the free-to-play games do it.
But not this full-price retail game.

>>380568946
yeah he sounds like a real genius

>>380557257
sage exists retard

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>>380568918
>spacing

>>380564752
>>380565153

He is, but also missing the whole point of this place. 4chan was never a hugbox for egotistical cunts needing approval and getting their dick sucked by mindless lemmings that will never criticize obvious flaws.

>>380562408
They made a game.....

And people play it????.......

Is something else going on here

>>380568848
Yeah it's normie tier now instead of a game to beat off to
Even Markiplier has played it

>>380568950
he's the one making yandere sim

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>>380565338
>>380568435
It's fucking disgusting to see where /v/ is today.

>OH COME ON MICROTRANSACTIONS AREN'T THAT BAD
>FUCK OFF IT'S JUST COSMETICS THEY TRY AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR IN A FULL PRICE RETAIL GAME
>ACTIBLIZZARD JUST NEEDS MORE MONEY TO FUND THEY GAME'S CONTINUED DEVELOPMENT! SURELY THE OVER A BILLION THEY MADE ISN'T ENOUGH!
>OH COME ON IT'S FREE CONTENT THAT'S LOCKED BEHIND THREE WEEKS OF PLAY AND RNG DON'T BE SO ENTITLED IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY CONTENT THEY'VE ADDED IN A YEAR EXCEPT FOR THREE CHARACTERS AND A COUPLE MAPS

I can't believe people are actually defending this shit now. You'd be tearing this apart a couple years ago.

>>380552572
He never worked on it.

>>380568531
>Crying because you didn't get the set of pixels that made your pixelated crush look like a slutty schoolgirl

If you played the game enough you could either get the skin itself or enough dupes to have gold for the skin

I have never had a problem getting skins I wanted in that game and I play like five hours a week

>>380568531
Overwatch drop rates are fucking garbage. I still don't know why they don't have a system that gives you more items towards the characters you play more often. I have legendaries on characters I don't touch yet I had to buy the scavanger dva skin with coins. Fuck blizzard

>>380553260
He literally turned into a shitty dubstep DJ.

>>380563795
>creative energy
He stole most of the game.

>>380569053
No shit? Man I've been out of the loop, I thought it was some random shitter /v/ decided to haggle on
I remember his autistic screeching before I even knew what autism was. He definitely has it. And he was so quickly prone to anger and screaming. Was fucking weird.

Nobody gives a fuck about your skins

Play the game to play the game not be a sissy faggot


Look what I'm wearing everybodyyyyyy

anyone have the one for the dude who made the pscontroller claw for cripples or whatever and than threw a tantrum at some dude trying to refund it in nonsensical emails.
I vaguely remember it being a meme from years ago that just popped into my head.

>>380563301
>one is vidya
>the other has niggers on it

ok

>>380569059
>You'd be tearing this apart a couple years ago.
You newfags do understand /v/ stopped being good after 2010 right?

>>380552439
>games played meaning anything
tell that to the silver/gold portrait shitters in silver rank.

also this game is an unbalanced mess so jeff "tigole bitties" is hardly in the right anyway

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>>380562105
>ruined MMOs
>helped design the most popular MMO of all time during its best iterations
>last raid he worked on was fucking Ulduar
>game began decline almost immediately after he left it
Credit where it's due, raiding up to Ulduar was outstanding except for nu-Naxx, OS sub 3 drakes, and arguably Mt. Hyjal

>>380568708
Risk of Rain is exception to that

>>380552439
>get called out for not playing video games
he knows

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>>380564258
>https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Arkh_Project
>>380563639
>>380563301

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380568918
faggot

>>380568979
I mean his intelligence. I remember him talking about developing a renderer in c and shit. Not saying he's a genius he's just seems to know his shit.

>>380569127
I'm not crying I'm just saying it's silly. I grinded and got around 20 loot boxes and only got sprays. Not saying that's a lot but something other than dupes or sprays should've been in them.

>>380563095
He wanted a hugbox and didnt like being told the truth in a manner which only 4chan allows #nigger

>>380555450
are u retarded

someone could have easily left it on and did something else

the concept of idling isn't foreign at all you dumb nigger

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>>380569136
>I still don't know why they don't have a system that gives you more items towards the characters you play more often
It should be pretty obvious.

>>380552439
But like, how can we judge him purely by wins?
Shouldn't it be about wins to loses?
I mean all because a dev plays a game a lot, doesn't mean they play it well.

>>380567908
Thanks anon
I finally found pictures of your mom deepthroating a nigger

>>380568457
>San Francisco UPS shooting
Come on.

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>>380568918
Tell us how you really feel

>>380568469
>ben10.
Original ben10 was god tier

>>380564321
We also have water parks. We also get to have an earthquake that is predicted to decimate the entire state, so that's a plus to those dooms day prep people. Some fancy national parks here and there as well.

>>380568457
>hicks
Faggot from Illinoius. The most Liberal states in the fucking north nigger. he was also a Bernout. So it proves that libtards are called limp-wrist faggots for a reason. They can;t shoot straight.

>>380564321
>What's wrong with Arizona you fucking faggot?
John Mccain

>>380568918
I feel like a lot of the hostility on this board is a defense mechanism against newfags and redditors. Maybe these days it's more of a meme propagated by tryhard redditors for "epic screencaps", but 4chan is general has always had people who were shitty to everyone for no reason. I think it comes with the anonymity.

>>380569272
Joke's on you, only been here since 2010.

4chan's always only exclusively getting worse. No exceptions. Ever.

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>>380568708
Even Kamiya got some niggas spewing shit at him.

Wich made everything funnier when he only responded to shitposts and not ballslicking or actual posts.

>>380563770
he acted like a sperg on stream fucking years ago when everyone was using livestream, and some people who remembered it held a 5 year grudge to shitpost nonstop in his threads.

>>380558462
>shamans acted so childish their class rep actually quit because they were all such fuckhuge babies

>>380569059
Lootboxes
Are
Fucking
Free
Zero fucking dollars if you just play the game, and i did agree thay buying them is dumb

>>380564752
The whole point of 4chan is banter and tasteless humor. This guy is like going to a rowdy sports bar trying to pitch his new sports radio show. Like, maybe there's some interest, but you still come across and annoying and egotistical thinking everyone will be like "YEAH BRO RIGHT ON".

>>380563301
>>380564258
>>380569324
Didn't one of the "developers" write this huge rant a couple of years back about how people have no right to complain about the slow progress or to call them scammers because the Arkh Project was only about concept art and no one ever said anything about developing a game?

>>380568680
It's horribly inefficient and looks like absolute fucking hell to work with

>>380568680
if/else stacks are the comic sans of programming

>>380569764
>tfw being that mad that you will destroy your whole career just to feel better in that exact moment

>>380568680
it's a retarded way of doing it because he clearly has no idea how to do it properly

>>380568531
You had bad luck, it's like not getting the loot you really wanted in an mmorpg
But that's why you save up the money you earn between events and wait untill the last day of the event to get the one you want the most

>>380569850
yes and drop rates are 100% set in a manor that no way encourage micro-transactions :)

I would be fine with it in a free game anon. But don't pretend they aren't trying to nickle and dime you. it's worse than GTA V.
>WELL YOU CAN MAKE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PLAYING MINIGAMES IF YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AND PLAY 20 HOURS A DAY NO IDEA WHY YOU THINK WE ARE TRYING TO SHOVE SHARK CARDS DOWN YOUR THROAT

>>380569059
There is literally nothing wrong with micro-transactions unless they ruin established artistic themes or fuck with the balance of the game in some way.
>ACTIBLIZZARD JUST NEEDS MORE MONEY TO FUND THEY GAME'S CONTINUED DEVELOPMENT!
This stupid anti-corporate rhetoric is why we have retards shitting on good games like Prey or Titanfall.

>>380569850
You're missing the point anon
Lootboxes are a means for Blizzard to make money, this kind of system encourages Blizzard to create to cosmetics instead of new actual content. That's where they get their money so that's what they will focus on
If the trend continues with large companies putting emphasis on loot boxes, microtransactions, and cosmetic then other companies will follow suit
It doesn't matter if you in specific don't have to buy them, it's the fact that the developer will earn money off of them and cosmetics are the most profitable venture

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>>380569764
>tfw I bought this faggot's game

It looked fun. It wasn't. Unfortunately this was before refunds we're a thing. It's probably the one steam purchase I'm ashamed of.

>>380569624
>So it proves that libtards are called limp-wrist faggots for a reason. They can;t shoot straight.
More like it reinforces why the military doesn't accept 65 year olds as servicemen, because they're all blind and arthritic

Dude is retarded though.

>>380570058
if an mmorpg just let you buy more loot it would be a completely shit MMO. And the incentives for those making drop rates would not be to do what is in the best interest of the game or players.

>>380565841
what if the higher ups don't give a fuck

>>380563095
he's right. the yd threads were some of the most civil threads on /v/ until someone doxxed him and the shitpost squad decided to jump on every thread until they stopped.
that being said the game looked promising until he decided to use the placeholder models permanently. after that I knew it was going to be a shitfest for sure

>>380564190
>that's because women who drink beer like beer the way it is. They don't want to be patronized.
Nah, the only time young (not older gen) chicks want to break the girly drink shit is if they want the country/rowdy attention.
Even then they will drink light or shitty american beer an boast about it.
Coming from one that loves it strong due to coming from a massive brew family.

>>380568508
The man is a billionaire, he's got fuck you money and can say whatever he wants.

>>380553237
Going navy seals on a troll doesn't make you less manchildy as the troll you know.

>>380570058
I literally only play the games during the events for one skin. The game is boring otherwise even if I like the character design and costumes for them.

>>380569002
>what are paragraphs
you can't be this stupid

>>380570113
this is pretty dumb logic. without lootboxes they would have less incentive for new content once they reached market saturation in sales. With lootboxes it is in their best interest to continue making """"""free""""" gameplay content to keep people playing. people dont buy a skin for a game they are bored of.

Still think lootboxes in a $40 game can go fuck themselves. Not buying Overwatch until it fixes one of the two.

>>380570059
the difference is money in GTA actually lets you buy things that affect gameplay

>>380570059
I havent bought a single lootbox, because what you get in them are purely aesthetical
And i've clearly been saying that buying them is dumb, but dumb people will spend money on dumb things wether you like it or not and i understand that a company who wants to make money will try to sell them dumb stuff
Nobody is being tricked or fooled

>>380569212
I know the one you're talking about

Tangibly frustrating to read through it all

>>380568680
For one, he doesn't need to store the Witnessed variable as a string; he could just use an integer value with each bit representing a cause, like weapon or insanity. This cuts down on the number of checks since it seems that there's a tier system to what causes game overs. Considering that he sets other states as strings, he's probably using these insane amount of checks everywhere else in the game as well.

>>380570335
It's not dumb logic when you consider how much money blizzard is raking in with the lootboxes
Why do you think there's so many events for cosmetics?
Why have only three heroes been released?
It's because they know where the money is at. People expect to be given maps and heroes for free because that's the standard

>>380570106
Read the fucking rest of the sentence, you disingenuous cunt.

I wasn't saying capitalism is bad, or they don't deserve sales, or being "anti-Corporate" (Not like the fucking corporations give a damn about you). I was, admittedly, strawmanning about an argument tons of people were making about the thing that's clearly false, considering they've already made publicly recorded profits over the lifetime sales and budges of most AAA titles combined, especially with their lootbox bullshit taken into account.

>>380563639
>>380563981
>game
Think again. https://medium.com/@dtwps/the-scam-or-how-i-became-a-programmer-fo-realz-5da0714e3ebb

>>380570349
>>380570353
>pay full price for game
>get locked out of content.
well, I mean i never wanted that content, why should blizzard give me the game i payed for? really its only cosmetic!
that's not the point. the point is Overwatch is doing jewy f2p tactics in a full priced game. I dont even blame them. I blame the fucking retards why buy it or are complicit about it.

I dont have a problem with the principle of selling strictly aesthetic items in games, its a great way to do f2p without breaking balance. or even in a $5 game like cs;go. But overwatch really doesnt have the content to ask $40 and for the lootbox bullshit

>>380569568
Okay okay settle down. It was good and actually managed to throw a few curveball at you storywise

>>380563095
He is right to some degree. If you're a dev you should only be active on 4chan for a short time to get some feedback then swap to reddit or something else.
Short term 4chan, long term reddit.

>>380568295
oh god thats terrible
I barely do programming and thats just fucking rougher than the salt flatlands

>>380564637

I'll never understand how liking sweet and fruity things became associated with women. Can't a man love his citrus?

>>380558379

Is there a more punchable douche?

>>380570747
My nigga. Citrus is the GOAT.

>>380569764
That and the xbox pr guy arguing about always online in the most passive aggressive way will always be my favorites.

>>380570593
so you think, if blizzard was not making any money from lootboxes, they would be making MORE maps and heroes for free?
I dont understand this logic at all...
the two go hand in hand. selling skin rakes in big doe, but people dont pay money for skins in games they dont play. it's not rocket sciences. over watch fans arent just gonna go buy NX cash cause its the same thing really and deck out a maplestory character to never play. IF they arent playing Overwatch they arent buying crates.

>>380570747
It doesn't look tough and macho to drink something tasty. You gotta drink piss beer and whiskey.

>>380570705
He left Reddit too. In fact, he left most places because they weren't complete circlejerks over his 'work'

>>380552439
t. SharkyMark

Kaplan is fucking based as fuck for shitting on shitposters. Theres a reason why OW is the most popular shooter, and it's not because he doesn't know how to balance the game.

>>380569847
Druids have taken over that role since shaman were removed from the game.

>>380558462
>People are selfish and have biased opinions
>NO YOU MUST PASS 12 TRIALS TO KNOW THIS
Fucking lol