HOLD IT SWITCH OWNERS! You are not authorized to buy Metroid Prime 4 or Samus Returns. However, you have been authorized pre-order privileges for Skyrim<sup>TM</sup> Switch Edition. Any Objections lady?
>Skyrim Switch will probably not have a Metroid Themed Outfit
This is something I've been wondering for a while, but is Toddposting sponsored by Bethesda? This is some severe autism to do it for free.
Hey dude, what's <sup>?
>>380546769
If I buy Fallout 4 again, will you give me a mod that dresses up Curie in a Samus suit?
>>380547081
>Being autistic enough to believe this is all a marketing ploy when they already sell themselves to idiots regardless of quality.
>>380546769
Permission to preorder both alongside Wolfenstein II and The Evil Within 2, sir?
>>380547198
Sure thing buddy. I'm sure one of our loyal fans will post one to our paid storefront after we gut nexusmods.
>>380546769
Why would you need to buy Metroid anyways when there are so many wonderful products that Bethesda offers?
>>380547452
B-but after buying Fallout 4 again, I won't have enough to buy it. Couldn't I just h-have it?
I'm going to sleep. Goodnight anons.
>>380546769
Fuck you, Todd! I'm Jeff Motherfucking Kaplan. Overwatch makes more money than you ever will. I do what I want, bitch!
>>380547727
>hey guys, does anyone have the torrent link for Fallout 4? I wan't to be able to afford to buy the mods on Bethesda.net
>>380547914
Did I just hear torrent and Fallout 4 in the same sentence...?
I think it was nothing. Goodnight.
I'll preorder if you show me a release date faggot
>>380547552
Anon, I have to eat. You wouldn't want me to starve, now would you?
>>380547869
You wanna go?
>>380548026
>guys seriously, after buying Skyrim for the Switch, Xbox, PC, and the playstation, I am low on cash. Even a free product code would help me out, I'd even take TooddBucks at this point so I can buy some mods
>>380546769
>Mfw I realized Todd wrote the fake Bethesda leak as a way to get back for Toddposting
That smug lovable bastard
>>380548146
I have to eat too T-Todd. After buying Fallout 4 for the Xbox, Playstation, PC, and now the VR, I can't pay my rent. All I am asking is just a free product key or maybe n-not having paid mods?
>>380548148
Bring it, Todd. How is that WoW killer you have there buddy?
>>380548287
WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?
>>380547332
Is Slippy okay?
>>380548545
Nothing Todd! I was just saying how excited I am buying Fallout 4 VR and it's DLC again!
>>380548545
You heard me Todd it's pirate time
>>380546769
I don't need to buy any of those games because Halo 6 will have elements from all those games. Yes, Halo 6 will be part Elder Scrolls, part Fallout, and yes part Metroid. This is a Frank O'Connor promise.
>>380548654
Thats good to hear. I got my good nights rest and I'm gonna be going to Bethesda Game Studios and working on Fallout 4 Switch Edition. See you later anon!
>>380548776
w-what about Elder Scrolls 6?
>>380548506
>How is that WoW killer you have there buddy?
Stop
>>380547081
>severe autism
It's 4chan, this is the culture here. It's the same as baneposting was on /tv/
>>380548713
Ah yes, the man who ruined Halo.
>>380548893
Thats for a later day, for now we are working on Skyrim for Arcades in America, Europe and Japan.
>>380548287
>Toddbucks
>>380549263
B-but Skyrim is already a 6 year old game. Don't you think you can make a n-new game, Todd?
>>380548703
Hey, it's Todds freakin' daughter here, Todalina, and Just, buy daddy's game. He put hard work into it!
>>380548776
I'd actually like that. Thanks, Todd.
>>380549409
Who said that we needed a new game in the franchise? Everyone loves Skyrim!
Now show me your receipt for your Skyrim Switch Edition pre-order.
Hey Todd
I pirated Fallout 4 and Skyrim and as soon as they figure out how to pirate games on the switch, im gonna pirate it a second time
>>380546769
nice OC todd OP
Does anyone have some good Nintendo Todds?
I am in charge.
>>380549409
>Skyrim is already a 6 year old game
Fucking hell.
>>380546769
HEY TODD, WHERE THE FUCK IS STARFIELD?
>>380549007
Bethesda cannot stand against the might of Blizzard!
>>380549590
OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR ANON! I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOUR PC IN HALF UNLESS YOU BUY FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM ALONG WITH A MOD FROM THE CREATION CLUB!
Don`t forget preorder fallout4 VR and Skyrim VR
and buy TES Online Morrowind
>>380549580
T-Todd, Skyrim was already so long ago. I just got tired of it. Playing it on the switch won't really change much...I won't buy it
>>380549759
>Bethesda thinks they can rival Blizzard in their beloved franchises
>Bethesda pretending that they're the Disney of video games at this E3
>>380549832
N-Not buy it?
Ok. That actually makes sense. I will let you go. I will continue working on Elder Scrolls 6. But for now, I'll let you free.
>yfw Bethesda are behind Metroid Prime 4
Here's a thought, Todd:
What if you were the bad guys all along?
>>380549651
it hurts
>>380549441
Needs longer hair, or a bow in the hair
>>380549954
Wow! Thanks Todd! I'm going to use my money to go buy that new Mario game!
>>380549590
Wow, Master Asia is having a good time with his pals here
>>380549849
Hey! I am Brodd Howard! I would say Bethesda SoftWorks has some really good IPs! Who needs Disney when Elder Scrolls is all that you need! I heard that handsome and brilliant leader of Bethesda, Todd Howard, has so many wonderful games in development! Like Fallout 4 super extended edition! And Elder Scrolls Skyrim: Skyrim in Space!
>>380549007
EVERYONE TODD NEEDS YOUR ENER... PRE ORDERS
\o/
Everyone who has bought Skyrim, Skyrim Special Edition, and Fallout 4, leave the thread now. It's gonna be a mess.
>>380550201
Having fun with a pirated copy of fallout 4 and skyrim he just copied for him and his friends
>>380550398
Your Elder Scrolls card game is a gay Hearthstone ripoff you fucking hack
>>380550648
Hey anon, can you move a bit closer to me? I want to tell you a secret.
Closer.
Closer anon.
Thats good. I just want to tell you that
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>>380550589
I wish Master Asia would pirate games for me, too
>>380547081
>>380547332
it might not be a marketing ploy but i guarantee at least a few people who work at bethesda/zenimax get a kick out of it
>>380550984
Whatever happened to zalgo posting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riVFAwqVXfI
>You can't keep releasing Skyrim Todd