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HOLD IT SWITCH OWNERS! You are not authorized to buy Metroid

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HOLD IT SWITCH OWNERS! You are not authorized to buy Metroid Prime 4 or Samus Returns. However, you have been authorized pre-order privileges for Skyrim<sup>TM</sup> Switch Edition. Any Objections lady?
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>Skyrim Switch will probably not have a Metroid Themed Outfit
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This is something I've been wondering for a while, but is Toddposting sponsored by Bethesda? This is some severe autism to do it for free.
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Hey dude, what's <sup>?
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>>380546769
If I buy Fallout 4 again, will you give me a mod that dresses up Curie in a Samus suit?
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>>380547081
>Being autistic enough to believe this is all a marketing ploy when they already sell themselves to idiots regardless of quality.
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>>380546769
Permission to preorder both alongside Wolfenstein II and The Evil Within 2, sir?
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>>380547198
Sure thing buddy. I'm sure one of our loyal fans will post one to our paid storefront after we gut nexusmods.
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>>380546769
Why would you need to buy Metroid anyways when there are so many wonderful products that Bethesda offers?
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>>380547452
B-but after buying Fallout 4 again, I won't have enough to buy it. Couldn't I just h-have it?
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I'm going to sleep. Goodnight anons.
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>>380546769
Fuck you, Todd! I'm Jeff Motherfucking Kaplan. Overwatch makes more money than you ever will. I do what I want, bitch!
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>>380547727
>hey guys, does anyone have the torrent link for Fallout 4? I wan't to be able to afford to buy the mods on Bethesda.net
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>>380547914
Did I just hear torrent and Fallout 4 in the same sentence...?


I think it was nothing. Goodnight.
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I'll preorder if you show me a release date faggot
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>>380547552
Anon, I have to eat. You wouldn't want me to starve, now would you?
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>>380547869
You wanna go?
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>>380548026
>guys seriously, after buying Skyrim for the Switch, Xbox, PC, and the playstation, I am low on cash. Even a free product code would help me out, I'd even take TooddBucks at this point so I can buy some mods
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>>380546769
>Mfw I realized Todd wrote the fake Bethesda leak as a way to get back for Toddposting
That smug lovable bastard
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>>380548146
I have to eat too T-Todd. After buying Fallout 4 for the Xbox, Playstation, PC, and now the VR, I can't pay my rent. All I am asking is just a free product key or maybe n-not having paid mods?
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>>380548148
Bring it, Todd. How is that WoW killer you have there buddy?
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>>380548287
WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?
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>>380547332
Is Slippy okay?
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>>380548545
Nothing Todd! I was just saying how excited I am buying Fallout 4 VR and it's DLC again!
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>>380548545

You heard me Todd it's pirate time
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>>380546769
I don't need to buy any of those games because Halo 6 will have elements from all those games. Yes, Halo 6 will be part Elder Scrolls, part Fallout, and yes part Metroid. This is a Frank O'Connor promise.
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>>380548654
Thats good to hear. I got my good nights rest and I'm gonna be going to Bethesda Game Studios and working on Fallout 4 Switch Edition. See you later anon!
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>>380548776
w-what about Elder Scrolls 6?
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>>380548506
>How is that WoW killer you have there buddy?
Stop
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>>380547081
>severe autism
It's 4chan, this is the culture here. It's the same as baneposting was on /tv/
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>>380548713
Ah yes, the man who ruined Halo.
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>>380548893
Thats for a later day, for now we are working on Skyrim for Arcades in America, Europe and Japan.
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>>380548287
>Toddbucks
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>>380549263
B-but Skyrim is already a 6 year old game. Don't you think you can make a n-new game, Todd?
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>>380548703
Hey, it's Todds freakin' daughter here, Todalina, and Just, buy daddy's game. He put hard work into it!
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>>380548776
I'd actually like that. Thanks, Todd.
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>>380549409
Who said that we needed a new game in the franchise? Everyone loves Skyrim!

Now show me your receipt for your Skyrim Switch Edition pre-order.
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Hey Todd

I pirated Fallout 4 and Skyrim and as soon as they figure out how to pirate games on the switch, im gonna pirate it a second time
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>>380546769
nice OC todd OP
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Does anyone have some good Nintendo Todds?
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I am in charge.
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>>380549409
>Skyrim is already a 6 year old game
Fucking hell.
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>>380546769
HEY TODD, WHERE THE FUCK IS STARFIELD?
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>>380549007
Bethesda cannot stand against the might of Blizzard!
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>>380549590
OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR ANON! I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOUR PC IN HALF UNLESS YOU BUY FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM ALONG WITH A MOD FROM THE CREATION CLUB!
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Don`t forget preorder fallout4 VR and Skyrim VR

and buy TES Online Morrowind
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>>380549580
T-Todd, Skyrim was already so long ago. I just got tired of it. Playing it on the switch won't really change much...


I won't buy it
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>>380549759
>Bethesda thinks they can rival Blizzard in their beloved franchises
>Bethesda pretending that they're the Disney of video games at this E3
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>>380549832
N-Not buy it?

Ok. That actually makes sense. I will let you go. I will continue working on Elder Scrolls 6. But for now, I'll let you free.
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>yfw Bethesda are behind Metroid Prime 4
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Here's a thought, Todd:

What if you were the bad guys all along?
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>>380549651
it hurts
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>>380549441
Needs longer hair, or a bow in the hair
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>>380549954
Wow! Thanks Todd! I'm going to use my money to go buy that new Mario game!
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>>380549590
Wow, Master Asia is having a good time with his pals here
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>>380549849
Hey! I am Brodd Howard! I would say Bethesda SoftWorks has some really good IPs! Who needs Disney when Elder Scrolls is all that you need! I heard that handsome and brilliant leader of Bethesda, Todd Howard, has so many wonderful games in development! Like Fallout 4 super extended edition! And Elder Scrolls Skyrim: Skyrim in Space!
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>>380549007
EVERYONE TODD NEEDS YOUR ENER... PRE ORDERS

\o/
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Everyone who has bought Skyrim, Skyrim Special Edition, and Fallout 4, leave the thread now. It's gonna be a mess.
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>>380550201
Having fun with a pirated copy of fallout 4 and skyrim he just copied for him and his friends
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>>380550398
Your Elder Scrolls card game is a gay Hearthstone ripoff you fucking hack
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>>380550648
Hey anon, can you move a bit closer to me? I want to tell you a secret.


Closer.

Closer anon.

Thats good. I just want to tell you that
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>>380550589
I wish Master Asia would pirate games for me, too
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>>380547081
>>380547332
it might not be a marketing ploy but i guarantee at least a few people who work at bethesda/zenimax get a kick out of it
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>>380550984
Whatever happened to zalgo posting?
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>You can't keep releasing Skyrim Todd
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