>I'll be your 1-Up Girl What did she mean by this?

Nothing. It's just the usual generic pop lyrics that sound catchy but have zero meaning.

>>380541529
Pauline >> Peach

>Mario gets with Pauline
>Peach gets with Bowser
everything is as it should be

She'll let you fuck her again after you've already came

>>380541529
It means Peach is a whore while Pauline has remained pure for Mario.

What do you think her relationship with Mario was like?

>>380543342
Very sexual but also very casual and cool. Like dating your best friend.

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It means she will give life to him in a romantic way.

Now that thats out of the waym you can go ahead and post a bunch of childish sexual innuendo.

I like how the lyrics of the song is telling you the game design

It's telling you to not be afraid, jump around and explore

>>380541529
>damsel in distress
>mayor
Feminist are gonna love this.

>>380543570
Then I wonder what the part about new additions and crew is about.

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This is what she meant

How long until I get sick of this song?

>When we were deciding which Kingdoms to have in the game, we knew we wanted the city environment, and we wanted something that would have resonance with players. We knew that players know Pauline so we of course wanted to make her the mayor of New Donk City.

>It's important to note that thought they are called Kingdoms, they do not necessarily have royalty, and that's why she's the mayor.

Pauline got herself as close to royalty as can be
1-Upping Peach in effort

>>380546140
Don't replay it so much.

Does anyone know who's singing the theme song? I know it's Pauline in-game but who's her voice actress?

>>380547082
>old her meat balls
what?

>>380546938
>1-Upping
Anon pls

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>>380546938
>kidnapped by a monkey
>worked on and performed quality control for a massively successful toy line
>moved out of country and became a beloved elected official in foreign lands

Meanwhile Peach just sat around and ate cake for 30 years.

>>380547857
Mario would be set for life with her.

>>380547857
How can the princesses hope to compete? They even had to flatten her out a little bit so maybe people wouldn't realize it so quickly.

>>380547082
Source?

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what do you think?

>>380547082
ooh. so pauline has meatballs huh. does she have a big salami too?

>>380549420
damn this gif is old as fuck. I remember watching it as a kid

>>380541529
It means she'll go on adventures with you, grab coins with you, etc.

>>380541529
Minus8 reference?

>>380541529
>Pauline is hot AF, a talented artist AND was democratically elected mayor
eat shit parasite princess

>>380547082
SEE YA IN 3 DAYS OR MORE

>Peach was just a side bitch for 30 years

>>380541529
She'll only take 1-up her pussy and 1-up her ass

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>>380541529
It means you can jump on top of her over some stairs and just pound away for hours.

Quintin reference?

>>380544245
>shown to be a capable leader
>citizens of Donk City love her
Literally why would feminists have any problem with her

>>380549497
Me too m8

PEACH IS A KEK

>>380550067
because she wears dresses, uses makeup, has long hair, and shaves

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>>380549812
Love you too anon

>1up girl
>game doesn't have lives or 1ups

really bing bings my wahoos

>two princesses
>a mayor
>and a lonely babysitter
How's that fair?

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tfw they won't develop peach or mario as much as pauline.

She'll give you another chance.

Pauline porn when?

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>>380543465
>casual and cool. Like dating your best friend.

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>>380551031
She seems pretty developed to me.

>>380551804
i meant they both don't jobs or hobbies sports games don't count.

like after mario saves peach what do they do after? does peach and mario have jobs or their little thing, like how pauline sings and rosalina reads her own doujinshi

>>380552304
I do believe Anon might have been making a joke about how well developed Pauline's mammary glands are

>>380552304
SHE GOT BIG OL TITTIES

>>380550414

But das slut shaming tho

>>380553652
they dont care. they got mad that wonder woman was straight, liked babies, and shaved her armpits. JUST her armpits. they got so mad at just that that thankfully they didnt notice she shaved everything else

I just want a fucking bass tab of this song already

It means Mario is gonna suck her big fat tits!