Crash Bandicoot: N-Sane Trilogy

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Why does she run with a laptop?

>>380540229

Op in the sheets

Shitposter on the streets

Is it true that the CTR remaster relies on how this sells? As cool as this is and as bad as this may sound, I really mostly care about a CTR remaster with online play.

>>380540229
>leaving your computer unattended so any obj_motherfucker can look at your browser history

Coco is my waifu

>>380540229
>not taking your laptop with you at all times
>implying crash isn't nosy as fuck

>>380540702
probably, but also probably not. i don't see why Crash nostalgia selling like hotcakes wouldn't want them to remake more Crash games, but there's only so far this can go - you can invoke nostalgia for Crash Bash/GBA Crash/Twinsanity/etc. but there's a real limit to polishing a turd.

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>>380541114
(you)

>>380540702
Sadly that's just rumors, as of now Activision is just producing this

>>380540702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6lMocvBg0Y&feature=youtu.be&t=3m42s

3:42

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>>380541578
>they changed things for a new game and i refuse to just play the original, despite how perfect it is
- you, just now.

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>>380540773

>mfw no Easter Egg where Crash yells "Die obj_motherfucker!"

>>380539454
>looking back and concerned while the boulder follows
i always loved that shit

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>>380539454
Game looks pretty cool.

Coco being cartoon-smushed is all funny and cute until I remember how many people get off to that in devianart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLaFuglKq1Y

Looks like even VV got tired of semen slurping youtube idiots completely failing to play their game and breathe at the same time

>>380539454
Why is the music so shitty and weak compared to the original?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_akYwkFytQQ

>>380542796
If you're going to let fetishists ruin what you like, you're going to end up liking almost nothing at all. Just enjoy it for what it is without relating it to other people.

why Crash videos are being uploaded at 60fps when the game clearly isn't?

>>380543498
It doesn't really ruin the experience, I just remember it for a second and then go on, the same way one recognizes smells that remind you of some moment in your life for some reason

>>380543697
>>>/fireden/
search crash in the title for only OP's
or go to e621 and dumpster divers
or just wait and see, these threads start getting lewd past 200 posts.

All intros compared to each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6-DObsdeaY

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>>380539454
>attacks the barriers when they are clearly slowing the player down

this game looks so polished. ive never played crash but now that i own a bloodborne machine im definitely considering buying this.

>>380544134
>having to slow down the first game's intro that much to sync up

Jeez. Never realized it was that short.

I can't fucking wait for the 30th.

>>380543627
I guess for a higher video bitrate and superior deblocking.

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>>380544134
>coco's new voice

>>380539454
I still want to fuck coco deep in her butt since i was a child. c:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJXxTtHksEk

The crowd throws tomatoes at Tiny when he loses.

>>380543473
because the new developers wanted to leave their mark and somehow they thought making the music less remarkable was a good place to start

>>380545087
>disgusting italians
this belongs in a plumber guy thread

>>380542002
i still play the originals, who told you i don't?
i was just seeing if the new games are worth playing and they clearly aren't

This is gonna be fun on the bun.

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>this voice acting

>>380544134
Odd choice to have N.Tropy appear instead of being there the entire time, but it works.

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Young bandicoots should NOT be posting those kinds of selfies.

>>380542796
I'm getting off to your post right now

>>380540229
BECAUSE GIRLS ARE SMART OK?
SMART AND FUNNY YOU SHITLORD

>>380546514
double peace, ahegao

>>380544929
It's Jimmy Neutron

>>380547184

Also not new.

>>380541114
I don't think the game looks terrible by any means, the animations in particular are practically film-quality, but it always looks, depending on the section of the game, either marginally or quite a bit worse than the originals, so I really don't see why I wouldn't just stick with the superior versions that I already have.

>>380545087
>tridents are actually removed now when he takes them

Nice

is the game still 30.

>>380542796
>Hang Eight
>coco's doesn't get an animation for the sword guy

Man, she can wear boxers or something?

>>380547674
Yeah; it's pretty sweet.

Just about every remaster this gen has been $60, so it's a nice surprise

>>380547814
>Man, she can wear boxers or something?
That doesn't make any better.
>>380547674
>>380548061
Isn't it $40?

>>380544134
>that smack when her laptop suddenly died
cute

Crash's new voice is atrocious, N.Brio is pretty bad, everyone else sounds at least ok.
Not a fan of how Cortex looks like a flanderized goofball though when he actually looked pretty evil in the originals.

>>380548226
Yeah it's 40, which is kind of pushing it.

>>380548446

I miss Clancy Brown.

>>380548226
>>380548489
It is yeah, whoops.

Though you can get close to it with Amazon's E3 promotion right now

I know wrath of cortex is garbage but some of the music is pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo1Mo28DYNY

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>"A double GrubBurger with fries and a Wumpa Soda. That'll be $6.53. And $3.47 will be your change."
>"Woah, you're supposed to push the buttons with pictures of food on them."
>"Don't need to, big bro, I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head."

Crash was right. Register entry is used both for inventory tracking as well as final tally for profits.

>>380539454
can i play as the big titted one?

>>380548061
>>380548226
i meant fps

>>380544134
I fucking love all those added animations

>>380548489
>which is kind of pushing it.
Its three games remade from the ground up. Keep in mind that most games these days charge $60 plus $30 for a season pass or they'll "remaster" a game and charge full price.

>>380539454
>things I like
the graphics looks pretty cool
animations look really solid too

>things I don't like
the new music is so much worse
boulder doesn't make the same smash as it does in the original, no screen shake
gem sound is super unsatisfying

All in all I'll wait till it comes down to $10, then I'll think about it. Am I the only one who thought Crash 1-3 aged flawlessly and don't need a remake at all?

>>380549716
What are you referencing?

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>>380547814
>>380548226
Sure it does.

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>Coco will never chomp on your dick

>>380547225
Hey Bocchi Ball

>>380550169
They're 20 year old games, I don't care how much polish you put on that, I'd rather just bring out my old playstation than pay 40 bucks for a spiffy version.

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>>380549716
>>380550280

>>380539454
If you can play Coco in all of the levels in the third one, my dick is going to be so sore

>>380550460
I want to run computer diagnostics with Coco!

>>380550358
Why do you always do that? Do you know him?

>>380550460
Any run and jump level you can. Not the scuba or bike stages.

>>380550460
The boss levels, motorcycle levels and cutscenes do not feature Coco in order to keep the storyline from being fucked up. This is what sold the game for me.

>>380540702
Honestly I'm hoping on a spyro remaster if this sells well

>>380550171
>Crash 1-3 aged flawlessly and don't need a remake at all?
Sure, but this way you might get new ones.

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>>380539454
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BVTPXD7hbCZ/
>they brought back megaphone Crash mascot guy

To be honest the commercials were more memorable than the games

>>380550171
>Crash 1-3 aged flawlessly

1 kind of aged badly in general, especially compared to 2 and 3 in comparison.

>>380550672
Its like a secret handshake for Boco and I.
He knows who "Hey Bocchi Ball" poster is, and I know who Boco is.

I've been doing this for two years now, just a little nod to say "Hey Boco."

Kind of like Bob's Burgers when Marshmellow walks into the resturaunt and Bob is like "Hey Marshmellow."

>>380550679
>in order to keep the storyline from being fucked up
"we don't have enough time or money to redo the cutscenes, animations, voice acting, or the Coco time paradox subplot"

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>>380550312
>not the colored version

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Good lord, that remastered music is horrendous. I really hope that there's an option to replace the music with the original soundtrack from Mark Mothersbaugh.

>>380550816
The music is god tier, and the graphics look exactly the same to me. What makes Crash1 age differently than the others?

>>380550882
Fascinating. You know him from outside 4chan or something?

>>380550954
I was unaware there was a colored version, thanks!

>>380549716
Crash would just say "Woah", and then mime pushing the buttons

>>380550949
They took the PC route. They got enough shit with keeping Crash's gf in the game without modifying her or her clothes.

>>380550774
PLUMBER BOY

>>380550970
the clunky save system is my biggest gripe with Crash 1. There's some graphics improvement in the sequels.

>>380550970
The way Crash controls is the weakest of the trilogy, and the save system is flat out just not as useful as an actual save compared to 2 and 3.

>>380551071
nope. He and I just spend a shit ton of time on 4chan on similar boards.

>>380544134
>That frog added in the Warped intro.

Cute.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_akYwkFytQQ

The original music is way better, the "remastered" track sounds like some shitty youtube fan remix

I hope they add an option for the original sound track

>>380550417
Broke ass people browse 4chan?

so is the n-sane trilogy actually looking good now? there was alot of hate for it when it was first shown

>>380550358

Sup.

>>380551317
>>380551327

Don't forget the "smash every box without dying" thing, which is usually more cheap and frustrating than challenging.

Wait did they make crash 1 easier by not having to crash into every box without dying to get the stage gem and just turn it into get every box and finish the level?

>>380552117
yes, although on the flip side, the bonus rounds count towards the box count now

>>380552117
Yes

>>380552117
Yes.

>>380552117
Dying no longer locks out the gem.

>>380552117
Yeah we have known they made Crash 1 way easier for a while

Crash 1 is way too hard for the new gen of gamers, all the streamer faggots who jumped on it to bandwagon off of hype got rekt

I've never played a crash game, red pill me on this collection that's coming out

>>380552117
Yes. But they added Relics from 3 to 1 and 2 now. Getting Platinum Relics are going to be tough on 1 and 2's stages though.

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I bet the motorcycle levels will still be hard as fuck to get platinum in.

>>380552328
Forget about Crash 1, they got rekt on Crash 3 levels, absolutely mind-boggling how stupid some of these people are

These games really have not aged well.

I finally get why people all Crash the Poochie the Dog of video games.

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>>380552198
>>380552208
>>380552210
>>380552294
>>380552328
EH i guess it's okay. Activision wants people to play it so i understand why they lowered the difficulty for casual gamers

>>380552493
for anyone who has played the game, is there drifting in those levels?

>>380552448
They remade the only three good platformer games for the series, streamlining things a bit

>>380552328
Crash 1 is way too hard for anyone, and I say this as someone raised on the NES.

I mean it's playable and beatable, but the numerous tweaks in Crash 2 just show that even Naughty Dog was aware that the game was a good framework rather the standard.

>die at all
>no gem

>>380539454
Dang, I wanted to see her getting hit by boxes

>>380552598
Even the creators admitted Crash 1 was too hard to enjoy.

>>380552664
Not really, the worst part is you can't go in reverse if you miss one box

>>380550949
They basically said they were lucky to even make her playable at all, given that they didn't even have the time for that.

>>380550417
Wtf are you talking about? You're not paying for the game mechanics for a remaster, you're paying for any updates to the original games. 40 is generous for 3 games made from the ground up.

>>380544134
Wow, they ACTUALLY improved something for once instead of making it worse.

>>380553012
Good goyim.

>>380552553
>I finally get why people all Crash the Poochie the Dog of video games
are you okay anon

do you need us to call for help

>>380552598
>lowered the difficulty
More like they fixed bugs in how the game was programmed which in turn made it easier. The difficulty in Crash 1 was artificial difficulty at it's finest.
>TNT doesn't blow up other boxes if they're far enough off screen
>dying resets boxes in a level even if you already broke them
>can only save if you beat a bonus stage or get a gem
It has nothing to do with pandering to casuals, it has to do with fixing the game.

>>380552709
Most of Crash 1's levels are tougher than anything in 2 or 3. Slippery Climb and Sunset Vista come to mind as some of the hardest, especially with the whole not dying for the gem part.

>>380553138
Would you rather have it be episodic and buy each individual game for 20-30 dollars each? And then have to pay for Coco separately?

>>380550441
Excellent picture for ants, Jimbo.

>>380553328
Oy vey! Offering a worse alternative? What a fantastic way to quiet any opposing ideas!

>>380553138
Why are you in this thread if you're not going to get the game?

>>380542796
>not having a flattening fetish
You need to spend more time on /d/, my friend.

>>380542796

You like crash bandicoot though. That dude plays into a deviantart fetish

im so sorry that the ctr girls drawing is taking so long, im only used to drawing just single characters

>>380553665
Sorry that other people can afford the game and you can't.

>>380552452
Well, i got all platinum relics in 3 when i was a kid. I guess i'll have something to satisfy my autism.

>>380553608
Phone posters, when will they learn?

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>>380544134
>Crash has a picture of Nathan Drake in his house
>Coco is watching Drake play Crash 1 on her laptop
Thats a good easter egg

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>>380540702
fuch off faggot, spyro is next if anyone

>>380553169
>Tfw you 100% the game.
>Tfw you got all the crates on toxic waste
There was nothing that needed fixing you fucking casual. Get good.

>>380554620
I don't know if I want to see Vicarious Visions tackle Spyro.

Crash is pretty straightforward, but there's a lot of opportunity to fuck up Spyro

>>380553697
>anyone that complains about the price being slightly too much isn't interested in it
Fuck off, Goldberg.

>>380552709
>>380553192
These are reasons why it stands out as the best Crash Bandicoot game. It's got something I can sink my teeth into.

>>380554620
I'd rather a new Crash or CTR remastered before Spyro, but I never got into Spyro so eh.

>>380554879
>anyone that defends a low price is a jewish shill
Fuck off poorfag.

>>380553971
>poorfag
We're reaching extreme levels of Jew. Cool it, Schlomo.

Did they add in of the cut levels like Stormy Ascent?

>>380554879
Just stop posting you autistic fuck.

>>380555000
>shill
You said it, not me.

Animated series when?
https://youtu.be/I8RjgeZefyc

>>380555102
>s-stop p-p-posting
The ultimate argument. How can I compete.

>>380551240
MOUSTACHE MAN

Is 40 bucks really that bad of a price?

>>380547184
she was voiced by Starfire in team racing

>>380554690
>le git gud
>nothing to fix
Except for the fact that the game did not function as it should have due to the way they had it load textures and objects.
>b-but my ego
Fine. (You). Want me to bake you some cookies too for being such a special little boy?
Are you scared of your accomplishment meaning even less than it already does or something?

>>380555357
$30 would be fair.

Just like PS2 games on PSN, they will overcharge if they can.

>>380555357
No. Most of /v/ are poorfags/NEETs so they want to spend as little as possible otherwise they wouldn't be able to afford their tendies.

Bazooka and long spins were a mistake.

Every single shitty youtuber out there uses these as a crutch.

>>380555791
see
>>380553138

>>380555357

They're full blown remakes of 3 entire games

$40 is a bargain

>>380555943
>"$40 is a bargain"
>leddit spacing
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>380545113
You can't even start to comprehend how much you nailed the actual reason.

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>>380542796
wait until the diving segments where Crash (and thus coco) get inflated by touching a pufferfish.

I dunno, it's like one of two evils you have to pick.

>Coco cannot be hurt because she is a girl, at best she gets knocked over and cries
or
>Coco gets abused just as much as Crash, so many deaths which are just funny as Crash become sexualized because it's happening to a girl

>>380555357
40 is fine.

>>380555913
>implying they aren't the jews wanting to wring the developers dry
Also, not an argument.

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>>380539454
>rerelese of the good old PS version
>upgraded its looks and a new playable char that have history within the game lore
>not dumbed down gameplay

>>380556253
>not an argument
This board is just brimming with witty replies tonight.

>>380556552
Not like you deserve any better acting like a child.

>>380556226
Diving and bike levels are Crash-only. Jet Ski and Pura are still Coco only.

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>>380542796
>he doesn't have every fetish in the world
>he doesn't enjoy his games just as much as his dick does

>>380556421
The only thing that disappoints me is the death tornado is just a longer spin instead of doing the old kind of squash and horizontal stretch from him spinning even faster.

>>380556672
That's where you're wrong, Mordecai Hebrewbergstein.

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>>380556552

>>380556552
Yeah these replies are all your shitting up the thread.

>>380556912
That you deserve better or that you're not acting like a child? Because both of those statements are very, very, very true.

>>380555749
I want to gameplay coco!

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>>380550954
>not the panties version

I have a question regarding some fanart. Does N. Gin have an actual crush on Coco in the games? Or is it just him spewing a bunch of nonsense, that he has more or less lost his mind and can't think properly? I believe Coco herself say in a conversation you can have with her in CTTR where she asks Crash if he hinks N. Gin is cute, and that she likes the way he waddles. Although that latter part could just be Coco finding the waddling to be in an adorable way.

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>>380557175
>mfw touch controls

>>380557608
I actually like the boxers better.

>>380557165
>wanting a fair price on a product is childish
>calling Jews out on their bullshit is too

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>>380557768
holy FUCK

>>380557985
>says the jew who doesn't want to pay anything

>>380557985
>wants the game for literally nothing
>calling anyone else a jew
gas urself

>>380556065

>Reddit spacing

I've been posting like this since 2007.

>>380544134
>no spherical orb effect on the portals
WHAT THE FUCk

>>380539454
So, she's just a reskin? I was hoping for new ways to play the game, but oh well, at least she's cute.

>>380558170
>>380558271
>$10 is now $40
Fuck off already, Hebrew Defense Squad.

Due to The Great Hall having a running section, does that mean that you'll be able to save Tawna as Coco after all, or will that level be disclosed from her?

>>380558352
>discussing a game's price is now against the rules
Cry more, faggot.

>>380558743
Except I'm not defending you. I'm doing the exact opposite.

>>380539454
Why do people still care for a ps1 franchise that never was good in the first place

>>380558743
>he wants to pay 10 dollars for a triple A remaster
How do you type while rubbing your hands together constantly jew?

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>Bone Yard's music
Fuck, what happened to it?

>>380558865
You're the guy crucifying me for wanting a small price change. I'd call that Jewish. Hell, it's not like these are brand new games.

>>380559204
I'm crucifying you for being a faggot. You wanting 3 complete remakes for $10 is jewish.

>>380559054
>durr, $30 is now $10
Jesus fucking Christ, man. Learn some basic math. I said $30 is fair and that the game should be $10 less, not that I wanted a $40 discount or a $10 game. Fucking moron.

>>380559194
Do you have a video with clean audio friend?

>>380559314
see
>>380559385

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>>380559315
If it gets your dick hard then get off to it and don't care about the politics behind it or make it a "lifestyle". What's so fucking hard about that?

>>380559385
See
>>380558743

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>>380539454
>having to point out that it includes the death animation
Something you want to tell us, OP?

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>>380544134
Snazzy.

>>380559426
https://youtu.be/e79ME5ns5Nc?t=13m55s

>>380559613
Yeah, a $10 DISCOUNT from $40.

Read through the goddamn thread, dumbass.

>>380559480
Literally nickel and diming. One of the secret arts of jewery.

>>380559662
>taking out the dinosaur sound at the beginning
It's like how the composer took out the didgeridoo out in Turtle Woods theme. I'm not comfortable with some of these choices.

>>380559853
Oh, the irony.

>>380559707
Woah, you're pretty mad friend. I'm sorry I'm not as good at counting money. I'm not jewish, see?

I just want Coco to have the shrink to nothing death. If they don't give her that it's a blow to my dick that will never recover. Should be easy to implement since it's just a size change... Also it's a ray beam so they can't just have her fall over. Still, I'm worried.

>>380559959
>no u
kek

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>>380559385
>>380559314
Not these autists, but Walmart.ca had Crash Trilogy for $29.99 CAD, which is $22.62 USD. Absolutely fucking filthy discount.

>>380559987
>I-I'm not jewish
No, just dumb as a rock.

>>380560131
Underage.

>>380559707
Why would you want a discount as soon as it's released?

>>380560262
>dumb/underage
Great arguments jew. Don't you have some money to go count?

>>380560262
You'll recognize this one.
Oh, the irony.

>>380560384
>I have a small penis

Fixed. NOW FUCK OFF TO /POL/

>>380560384
>I'm the Jew
>when you're trying your hardest to defend some spruced up games from almost two decades ago being sold at $40

>>380544134
The new VA for Cortex feels painfully inadequate compared to Clancy Brown.

It's not even bad it's just not even close to being as good.

>>380560459
>can't into basic math or even memory
>"no u"

>>380545087
Uka Uka sounds like Greg Eagles

>>380560568
>says the jew who wants the games dirt cheap

>>380560680
Being dumb is better than being a jew.

>>380560694
>says the loser with the small dick and can't get laid so has all the free time to bitch aboot the Jews

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>>380542894
>the game is still FAST when someone competent is playing

This month can't end soon enough

>>380553192
Reminder that although dying no longer locks you out of a gem in Crash 1, it now has time trials which have to be completed in one life.

To 100% the game you still need to be able to beat every level without dying.

Is Coco /ourgirl/?

>>380560689
Surprisingly, it is John Dimaggio again.

>>380560660
That's the thing. Lex Lang is great for a more... flamboyant Cortex but for serious Cortex it doesn't hit the right notes all the time.

>>380560851
Nigga I'm fucking arguing against the person calling everyone jews. I'll pay the 40 dollars for this game.

>>380560694
>defending a corporation's (mild) greed
>"y-you're the Jew for wanting a fair price!"

>>380560901
blame the faggot mods, like I said beofre they only go into action to protect autistic assholes like themsekves from being triggerd from seeing a pony

>>380561008
>any price is greed
Of course you're the victim, Steinberg.

>>380561006
Nah, you're the one calling people Jews and poorfags for thinking the price of a game is too high.

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>>380560235
That's fucking adorable.

>>380560901
Pls post some if you have any. I don't save any pics and I honestly do think these games are worth 40 dollars. Tired of people making arguments they don't understand.

>>380561327
$40 is already a good price. $30 would be fucking amazing.

>>380561327
it is against the rules to post when your dick is no bigger than 2 inches

>>380561327
Are you really going to argue about a price for an IP who hasn't had any games in such a long time. This will determine if Crash gets new games or not and possibly Spyro. There's no money to be made to make more Crash games if they lower the price for them anymore.

>>380560235
This is what humanity has worked towards all these eons.
This is the culmination of god's plan.

>>380560235
In a world where cartoon mascots make a comeback

What is wrong with everyone demoing the game?

Everyone is saying that they were big fans of the series but they can't even grasp the most basic of controls. Now I know the obvious answer is just
> hurr durr modern gamers
but Crash is a series EVERYONE played as a kid. My ultra normie female friends picked up Crash 2 and remembered how to play normally (including the slide, which 99% of Youtubers seem to have forgotten) and even knew where a secret exit was. She hadn't owned a console since a ps2 in the early 2000s. It wasn't just a one-off either, everyone I know remembers Crash and plays better than people who have been playing games constantly throughout their lives.

Are journalists and Youtubers worse at games than 20 year old marketing students who didn't even know what no. PlayStation was currently out? Is that how far we've fallen?

>>380561451
Maybe if you're one of the fags conditioned to think $60 is fair for a brand new game (it rarely is).

>>380561576
>I have inside knowledge on their budget and how much they need to make back, therefore the price is fair
Okay.

>>380561847
Do you even like Crash?

>>380561783
It honestly makes me glad when I do find someone who can actually play

>The person demoing Ripper Roo boss fight from 2 ran into the nitro

But I don't understand, these are platforming fundamentals. How do you not pick up on this shit?

>>380540229
She wants that fuckin batery Crash never gets her.

>>380560235

Am I in the 90's?

>>380561992
Fantastic reply. Totally not a deflection.

Yes, jackass.

>>380560235
that sonic costume can barely lift its arms properly, it's hardly a fight

>>380562141
Chill friend. Cause you sound more like someone who wants to try the franchise but is being deterred just because of the price.

>>380559749
Does there happen to be a noncensored version fo that?

>>380561847
$60 generally is unless you're conditioned to think every game is a hollow mess because of EA and Ubisoft's constant abuse.

>>380562305
If that were the case, wouldn't I be happy to play $40 or even $60?

>>380562447
>EA and Ubisoft
And Bethesda, Capcom, and almost anything Nintendo.

Why are you guys still replying to the retard? Just stop

>>380562627
It's hard to stop someone who keeps replying to anyone trying to talk about the game.

>>380562603
>Nintendo
Guess how I know you're baiting.

>>380562390
Its nothing major
Pixiv
Artist: Phinci

>>380562723
>anyone
Check through the thread again, faggot.

>>380550962
I really liked Hog Wild's inclusion of WACKY CARTOONY sound effects

>>380562787
Thanks, buddy

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I hope Spyro gets a remaster.

I wonder if the devs are keeping an eye on the Coco threads.

>>380555016
>>380553665
>>>/r/The_Donald
back to where you came from. don't forget to put up the wall so you can die in your mom's basement

>>380559194
This trash composer routinely leaves out drumming segments and instruments.

When he does actually edit the melodies with his own remixing it sounds like a forced shit next to your ears.

Can't help at the same time feel that the remaster itself is a reboot that will takeoff into a new continuity after Crash Team Racing remaster should trilogy and ctr do well sell-wise.

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Coco is fucking qyoot

>>380539454
im glad they kept the newer VA's they are vastly superior

>>380563741

Take your furry ass back to /trash/ please.

>>380556226
>Coco ronya
MY DICK.

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"Big Bro forgot the goddamn battery"

>>380563956
How is this an Anita shill?

>>380540773
>"obj_motherfucker"
>what the fuck is this meme
>*looks it up*

holy shit this is gold. "obj_willy#you_fuck" is my favorite.

>>380563229
Same, but we gotta hope the n sane Trilogy sells well then hopefully our purple friend can return too...

I'm going to buy Coco's game!

>>380544134
...Uka Uka sounds rustled as FUCK

my god I love it

>>380539454
>they fixed the green woompa fruits
based

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Someone colored it.

That Tiny fight in 3 is a really mixed bag. Once again the animations are incredibly simple, especially on his intro. His turning in particular seems very stiff. His jumping around is also a lot simpler. It lacks the weight, bounce and momentum the original had and is also incredibly stiff. Also where's the crowd booing when you hurt him? I do like the tomato throwing at the end, though and the music is done well. Not as horrible as the Dingodile fight, at least.

>>380563835
Go back to your trap thread on /gif/ faggot

>>380544134
uka uka gives me a LeChuck vibe
it looks great

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I have to ask this - because so far I seem to be the only person that thinks so - but does anyone else find the graphical updates a bit...strange? Like, it has the potential to look fantastic but it isn't quite there? Something about Crash's model and the general lighting doesn't sit well with me but I can't explain it properly.

>>380564137
Still hope you can save Tawna as Coco due to the Great Hall, unless they exclude that level from her altogether.

>>380564905
What is with those faggots? 7/10 of those threads are trap shit, 2/10 are BLACKED and the others are fetishes with the occasional normal shit

>>380560235
HE HAS THE CRASH DANCE DOWN TO A FUCKING SCIENCE

>>380565061
not even a furry, just think Coco is quyoot. You know it to be true

>>380565061
This is 4chan. Please enjoy your stay with your complementary free drink and 12 year old girl.

Anyone else kinda...eh about the new boss meters? I mean they don't have that crude 90s feel to them anymore.

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Man, June 30th can't come soon enough, I'll feel like a kid again.

A kid who secretly enjoyed the Coco levels so much that wanted to play with her in all the other levels.

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>>380544134
>Coco is watching the scene from Uncharted 4 where Nate plays Crash
That's a cute Easter egg

>>380565297
I was hoping they'd add more hits. Why just the 1st Crash game?

>>380565079
I did at first but I came to like it. If you see the old and new model side by side you'll see they're very similar.

>>380565228

You want to fuck an animal, that's not normal.

>>380565263

I'm not a pedophile, sorry.

>>380565496
>reddit spacing
Explains a lot.

>>380564918
Will Tawna cuck Crash in the remaster?

>>380565612
If the N. Sane Trilogy is at the same time a reboot, it could go either way.

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WHAT DID YOU DO IN SCHOOL TODAY

>>380565159
Fucking this holy shit
He pulled that off perfectly, I feel like some of his winning came from the suit being more well-made though
Sonic could hardly move in that thing

>>380565775

LET ME BURN YOU INTO A ROBOT

>>380561783
This. >>380542894 is basically the only video of the remasters played by somebody with actual skill. Who is probably a dev.

All other videos are made by mouthbreathing retards.

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>Sly getting a cartoon
>Crash making a comeback
>Ratchet finally resting for a bit after getting games every single fucking year
>Jak dead and forgotten

Best timeline

>>380565079
His mouth looks really weird because it's way too round and it doesn't look like he has a jaw. He also doesn't have any cheekbones, even though he's supposed to. It basically looks like there's not a single bone in his face.

Lighting could just be from footage compression idk.

>>380540229
For hacks my dude.

>>380565775
We cant do that everyday dad

>>380565735
Now that I think about it, Tawna's picture is in Crash's and Coco's house, so she could've left him or she could be living on her own, is absent from the 2nd and 3rd game or she left Crash.

>>380565775
LET ME PUT A LITTLE METAL ROCKET ON YOUR PEE PEE

>>380566021
>Oney's first animation in years

>>380566140
Crash dumped Tawna for best girl Drake

>>380565950
I liked Jak 1, though.

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>tfw my second fav Crash is Twinsanity but everyone hates it

Its not fair.

>>380565775
>>380566021
>>380566197

have a boy

>>380565079
The improvements they've made since the initial footage have won me over. The only thing that I dislike about it now is some of the music.

>>380566254
And the pictures of his current and former mates are nothing more than a mere... collection.

>>380565775
JEEEEEWLEON

If this sells well (and it will) We will probably get a Crash 4 later on (i bet it will be called "Crash" or "Crash Bandicoot"). How would it even look and play like? I doubt a 3 hours long platformer like the originals would pass, it'd probably be more like Twinsanity

I want a Coco girlfriend...

>>380566387
I liked Twinsanity...

>>380543473
The pre-console versions sound worse than the compressed versions. Yuck.

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>>380565950
>>Sly getting a cartoon

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>tfw this pic doesn't make me sad anymore

Its good to have this retarded orange fucktard back

>>380566387
It was a rushed and incomplete game. Think it also could be that some didn't like the direction the game was taking.

PANCAKES!

>>380566387
Traveller's Tales are great developers. But playing Twinsanity feels like shit. Jak and Daxter not only looked better and controlled better, it came out 3 years earlier. Also the music in Twinsanity was awful.

Does Jimmy Neutron do the voice of Coco still?

>>380552598
literally everyone (even naughty dog) but you think its a negative to fix crash 1. its fine, not really a big deal.

>>380567168

UGH

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>>380567252
>Also the music in Twinsanity was awful
Fucking kill yourself

>>380543473
I'm glad that John Mancell uploaded the music in its uncompressed format. Warped's pre-console intro theme is fantastic.

Playstation 1 version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uETISdHq7Cg

Pre-console version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ZH69kHxkw

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>>380544134
Australia swapped for yankeeland in 2s intro

TRIGGERED

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>>380547814
>hang eight
>sword guy
you mean hang 'em high?

>>380565159
>>380565847
What, he didn't even do it properly.

>>380567109
Crash isn't that stupid, he just gives no fucks

>>380566387
Twinsanity might have been really great if they had finished it

>>380567404
For a Crash game? Yeah, the music was a big reason the game felt so cheap. On it's own it's fine. Attached to a series known for fast and catchy beats, surreal retro Saturday morning cartoon garbling is not a good fit. Despite the change in tone, it doesn't work.

>>380567316
yep, though she is keeping her geekier side to a min.

>>380565079
I'm with you. It's kinda like the uncanny valley effect but not quite.

I REALLY don't like what they've done to Cortex though, he doesn't look like a villain anymore and more like a shitty failure goofball character.

>>380567252
>But playing Twinsanity feels like shit.
This. It felt like I'm on ice all the time. While underwater.

Hopefully now that Vicarious Visions has recreated good Crash physics we get newer games that handle well.

I told my friend that I think Coco looks cute and now he keeps giving me shit and calling me a fag

What should I do?

>>380567168
Akechi?

>>380557608
boxers is cuter 100%

>>380565079
The game isn't dark enough. Everything seems super bright to me.

>>380568350
>say a cute female character is cute
>Get called a fag

Get better friends.

>>380568284
Cortex looks more like his Twinsanity version, which isn't a good thing. Hope they redesign him if they ever make good on their promise of a sequel.

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Please god let there be a CTR remake.

>>380568350
Your friend sounds pretty gay dude.

Any more unique death animations for Coco besides the boulder squish and falling down a pit?

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>>380568558
Agreed, with much more content than the original. More characters, for example the trophy girls being unlockable characters, in-game currency used to purchase costumes for characters and parts to customize the characters' vehicles to your own liking.

>>380568759
I've seen
- the angel,
- smacked by one of those pillars in the Crash 2 ice levels (only the laptop is left)
- pura animations

>the same pics being posted in every thread
Discuss the actual game you faggots.

>>380569028
Yeah I'm not including Pura levels because they were in the original.

The pillar one is just weird. She just disappears.

>>380566994
http://m.ign.com/articles/2017/06/15/sly-cooper-animated-tv-series-in-the-works

>>380569386
good, take your gross ryona fetish elsewhere

>>380569386
>The pillar one is just weird. She just disappears
I think that one may be unfinished, atleast I hope it is.

>>380569727
I don't have a flattening fetish, you tard. I just think it's lame their pussying out of death animations for Coco to appease feminazi backlash.

I never played the originals somehow, not even for a few minutes but I might actually get the remake here playable coco is a decent little part of why unless the remakes just terrible I guess

>>380570152
They didn't pussy out they ran out of time.

They said in the fucking interview you clearly didn't watch.

>>380546514
Source on the bottom girl, second from the left?

>>380560235
Crash fucking owned Sonic's ass

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>>380540229
Because that laptop is her life!

>>380540773
baha

>>380560235
>No music
Willing to bet this would've been 100x better if they added SOME music.

>>380566387
I have such conflicted feelings about this game
You can just tell that it had so much potential. Really wish they didn't rush it.