>hallway simulator why are people excited for this?

>>380532815
Lack of games, subjective different taste.

>>380532815
It's a platformer that looks adorable.

>>380533881
But boring.
It is just more of the same of yoshi island v7.0

Good Feel has got to be the comfiest place to work in the world.

>>380532815
Are all 2D platformers just hallway simulators now?

>>380534620
yoshi is a 2.5d "follow the line" game

>>380534620
People now use x simulator for everything.

I don't know, and I own a Switch but this and Kirby are literally kiddie games. Not kid games like Pokemon which even adults can enjoy, but games so devoid of challenge that only a 5 year old could derive fun from it because of the colors and shit.

Why are ppl excited for crash tho

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>>380535445
This
Odyssey looks to be on the same tier, nintendo has lost their ninten hard touch in a desperate attempt to please casuals.

>>380532815
Same reason people recommended Wooly World. People just don't want to take chances.

>>380533881
>platformer
That's a gross exaggeration

>>380535445

Kirby and Yoshi are both unstoppable monster simulators. It's cathartic playing the bad guy and rampaging through hordes of helpless shyguys/waddle dees

>>380532815
eggs haha

>>380535672
They want better graphics, better sound. Ps1 had pretty weak hardware.
>>380536074

>>380535445
>>380535839
I think Xenoblade 2 has that same feel to it. It went from being a somewhat remotely respectable franchise to literal ironic-weeb tier. As someone that has 100%'d planet robobo I totally agree with you. Adults on /v/ should've grown up with 2d games, there's no reason for them to pretend these games aren't just shallow kid games.

>>380536040
You literally just described every game possible. Kirby is more like a 5-hour long JRPG than anything else.

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>>380536260
Man I'm still getting Xenoblade 2 but they really went full weeb on it.

Is Yoshi getting a new game?
I thought the only new Yoshi game was the Switch Wooly World port.

>>380536454
It will probably 'save the franchise' and people on here will defend it.

>>380536260
It is really hard to find games that appeal me.
I want them to have a difficulty that is challenging but not masochistic.
So yeah.

>>380536656
Found the Telliuscuck

>>380536623
It is literally just called Yoshi right now.

>>380532815
Because it is made for kids and most people on /v/ are underage

>>380536169
Fucking graphic whores

>>380536853
That's big part of it, but it also could be nostalgia since people that enjoyed Yoshi's island could want more of the same with better graphics to revive their childhood days.

>>380536825
I'm not sure what you just went for here. Are you alright?

>>380536690
I'm not sure where you draw the line but personally I just pick up games that have different difficulty settings but go into masochistic if you desire. That way I can always see how far I can take it.

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>>380536923
well it looks kinda ugly when compared to literally any game but indies these days anon.

>>380536853
>>380536969
But there's a difference between being 5 years old and being a teen. The latter I suspect being the majority of /v/ users.

>>380536969
>this having better graphics
>this being in any way nostalgic to people
No

>>380537034
Being honest I just liked those kind of games because I was poor and didn't have access to 400 fucking games like now thanks to emulators and steam and having 360 and a DS.
I have to spend my time very wisely to play good shit I like.

>>380537239
good shit can still become masochistic.

>>380537160
It looked like the same as yoshi's island for snes to me.
Same basics and some gimmicks like back then.
If I had finished it 100% I would be tempted to buy it and wooly world.

>>380537375
>It looked like the same as yoshi's island for snes to me.
Might want to get that checked out.

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>>380537336
My MMOs are pretty masochistic. I have to spend hours to get new gears everytime.

>>380537501
Ah. I don't play mmos. I mostly play sp games. I can't get into chore simulators anymore. I need instant gratification these days.

>>380537467
Maybe you didn't understand my point.
It makes me seem a lot of similarities and comfy and stuff like yoshi's island. You still throw eggs, find secret stuff and collect the red coins and flowers.
I hope it is more clear after this.

>>380537034
Don't play dumb, I spot you from a mile away.

>REEEEEEEEEE WIMMIN HAZ TEH COOTIES DIS GAEM SUXX0RZ IT HAZ LE NO """""INTEGRITEE""""""""""

Can't even talk about the 3ds games without one of you showing up

Is any of the 3ds games remotely hard?

>>380536656
>>380536454
>>380536260
>>380535445
>mfw people unironically think Xeno Art Online, Mario 3D World 06, and Yoshi Hallway Simulator look good
Nintendownies are killing their own company.

>>380537758
>damage controlling
Your shit kiddie games are still shit kiddie games.

But enjoy feasting on the battered remains of the Fire Emblem and Xeno series while you wait for Mario to take the Ubisoft open world meme pill they already have

>>380537851
You're literally the reason FE, Zelda, and Xeno have gone full weeb waifushit.

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>>380538015
It is not damage controlling, I am giving an opinion
If you want to get people mad you won't get me.

>>380537758
did we watch the same trailer?

>>380537851
Whom are you quoting?

>>380538015
I think Odyssey looks innovative. But I don't know how it plays yet so I can't judge it. Also, I don't think any modern video game that is heavily stylized looks good.

>>380538230
isn't heavily*

>>380538230
I never played any other yoshi game so maybe my opinion is not accurate.

>>380538015
Normalfags pls go and stay go

>>380538412
Look at the trailer again.

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>>380538015
>U NOT ALOUD 2 PLAY, DISCUS OR LIEK WAKENIN CUZ ITS FULL OF ANNIE MOO CLEESHAYZ AND ITS CASHEWALIZED

>U NOT ALOUD 2 PLAY, DISCUS OR LIEK F8S CUZ ITS FULL OF ANNIE MOO CLEESHAYZ, DA LORD DONT LIEK WAR AND ITS CASHEWALIZED

So I boot up my Wii U version of Sacred Stones this morning and...UH OH! IT'S EASY AS H*CK! Seriously, I played the prologue and LITERALLY all you had to do was put Seth in the chokepoint

>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT DAT WUZ JUST TEH PROLOG

Yeah, Awakening and Fates had prologues that required THOUGHT, so hush with your excuses. After the prologue, Eirica says war is sad and brutal. OH BUT YOU SAID CORRIN WAS A CRYBABY FOR NOT LIKING WAR, AND THAT ALL THE OTHER LORDS WERE BETTER! Speaking of characters, all the alleged oldfags claim that Awakening reduced the depth and quality of the characters. You know, as opposed to MASTERFULLY WRITTEN VIDYA KINO in Sacred Stones such as:

>generic princess with no personality
>generic knight/servent
>generic knight/servent #2 electric boogaloo
>generic low level rookie
>generic shonen protag
>generic baraqueer b8
>generic evil emperor and the interchangeable criminal squad

Yeah, all of you cuck-a-ducks can inhale upon my Afro-American phallus. You're all a bunch hypocritical hipsters that don't care about quality vidya. You just like to sit there and whack off your nanopeens to how obscure/old your game is (on MY board, no less).

But guess what? You are rekt. You are told. And you are WRONG.

Go ahead and spout some gay ad hom and strawman as though it'll somehow prove me wrong. It's all you mentally deficient manchildren are good for on this board and in life

>>380538603
I did. Let's just agree to disagree.

>>380532815
nintendobro here, i'm skipping this just like I did woolly world, they should stop trying for aesthetics and do something like yoshi's island, that was shit when they did that with kirby too.

>>380532815
First time I saw this I thought it was a linear, 3D game in the same way 3D Land/World were. Rewatched it and was so disappointed to see that it's still locked to a 2D plane. Really wish they had at least tried SOMETHING a little more ambitious than just the table scraps of idea that didn't fit in Woolly World.

>>380538678
LMAO @ THIS ASSBLASTED NU-FEFAG

It's just memes bro, no shit SS is easy as fuck no oldfag defends this unless they started with SS, calm your autism

>>380538731
Sorry, but you won't get away with lying on here.

>>380538015
>>380538678
Also, how are XC2 and botw "weebshit"?

>inb4 HURR THER R SCKSHOOLIZED WIMMIN N WIMMIN HAZ LE COOTIES

Yeah, not like XC1 and the other zelda games had that

>why are people excited for this?

Nintendo gamers have extremely low standards yet high delusional levels for Nintendos first party output. These games are an insult to intelligence but as long as you stick the nintendo logo on it suddenly its magical

>>380532815
i feel really bad for this game.

i really loved epic yarn but the yoshi game was just meh, they didnt learnt anything, and this one looks even worse and is again with yoshi.

i think epic yarn worked so well thanks to hal laboratory.

good feel is comfy, maybe if they make a pikmin game with miyamoto? that would be fucking amazing.

>>380532815
I'm diehard Nintendo + PC and I don't even think the new Kirby or Yoshi look interesting

The visuals are great but they literally don't do anything new in these games
I know people give nintendo flack for rehashes, and while i'll argue otherwise with some of their IPs, Kirby and Yoshi are ones I agree with

>>380541679
Remember how long ago we first saw footage of "Yarn Yoshi" back in random Direct in 2013-14? That looked like it had a lot of ideas that didn't get used, so they probably just wanted to give it one last go.

I seriously think having TWO Kirby games on 3DS, no matter how great they were, was over-saturation.

Fuck you guys this game is super cute and I'm going to play it with my gf Theresa who works for Treehouse

>>380535445
Oh you must not have played those fucking bonus stages in Wooly World.

I thought it looked neat visually, but it's not like I'm expecting revolutionary gameplay.

>>380532815
We don't all have to like the same thing!

>>380542261
DS had 4 if you count Canvas Curse.

>>380532815
Looks boring as fuck and incredibly easy. Just like all the other Yoshi games. Also the music sounds awful, when did Nintendo decide it was acceptable for Yoshi to have bad music? Do they think it's quirky?

>>380542663
obv talking about the mainline 2D platformer ones

>>380542261
>2 kirby games in the span of 5 years is oversaturation

Gameboy had 2 Kirby games on top of Kirby's Adventure for NES and Superstar for SNES in a span of 4 years. That doesn't include the spin-offs like Dream Course, Pinball, Block ball, or avalanche. If anything, they've dialed it back.

>>380538914
>They need to stop using aesthetics and go back to using aesthetics
are you retarded anon?