I'll start
>For two straight nights, i had one dreams both about Wario
>1st dream
>Go to a haunted house
>There's a shitload of paintings on the walls that are nothing but Um Jammer Lammy porn
>Except for one of them
>It was rather a 3D model of Wario, nude with a huge ass
>2nd dream
>Wario and Ashley are sharing a bad, with Ashely crying and begging him to fuck her
>Wario, tells her no in a bored tone, that doesn't even sound like him at all
>Meanwhile, Interstellar music was playing in the background
>In the morning, Wario and Mona are eating breakfast
>Apparently in this dream, these three were a family consiting of a father, mother and daughter somehow, who were also out of character.
Bumping in case anyone is interested.
I certainly do not have the largest cock in the hen
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Do you have any weird dreams you want to share?
I also dreamed of sniffing an Inkling's ass