ITT: games where you play as the bad guy

>>380519621
this

>>380518798
Why would a rhino be afraid of a goose?

>>380518798

Killzone.

>>380519621
>>380519728
And then suddenly the thread turned into /pol/

FFTA

>>380519621
fpbp

>>380519831
>muh /pol/ bogeyman

>>380519621

OP said PLAY as the bad guy you idiot.

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>>380519831

>>380519829
Why would a human be afraid of a bee?

>>380518798
Geese are such bullies

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>380518798
>stereotypically nice polite country
>national bird is a huge cunt

>>380520071
>Victim meme

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>>380518798

>>380520112
I mean a bee can sting a human and cause pain, or worse if a person is allergic. No part of a goose poses any real threat to a rhino.

>>380519621
mein nigger

>>380519831
as if this wasn't the first response on any board since 2004

>>380518798
If such a stupid species can survive, how can evolution be real?

Checkmate atheicucks

>>380519621
But you kill bad guys in this

Any WW2 game.

Bioshock

>>380520324
Long ago, the God of Geese met the Great White Canuk on the maple fields of battle. The fight raged long and hard, and in the end, as they were both beaten, bloodied, and tired, they suddenly came to an understanding. They needed each other. In order for them to coexist, the God of Geese absorbed all of the Great White Canuk's negative emotions, all of his anger, and they went their separate ways. As a result of this interaction, all geese today are raging assholes, and the descendants of the Great White Canuk, modern day Candians, are the polite, docile people we know and mock.

>>380518798
I sorta feel bad for those those animals. Geese suck. Last year one tried to flog my car ended up becoming a speed bump.

>>380518798
I walk by two of these cunts every day sitting right up against the sidewalk on the way to work and I'm always wary of them because of these webms. They always stare directly into my eyes and last month one honked at me and nearly scared me shitless.

>>380519829
geese are too agile for them to deal with

>>380519831
Newfag

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>>380518798

oh come on guys fucking nothing really?