shhhhh /v/, Todd is sleeping

>>380503296

I hope your daughter is well.

>>380503296
Finally.
My Fallout 4 torrent has been stuck on 98.43% for ages. I can continue the download now.

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>>380503296
I pirated Skyrim and Skyrim special edition.

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>>380503450
Did I just hear Torrent and Fallout 4 in the same sentence...?

>>380503296
With his eyes open?

>>380503653
He's always watching to see if you pirate any of his games.

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>>380503642
T-Tor-rent? W-What's t-that? I h-have no idea w-what you are t-talking about.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Todd, you should go back to sleep!

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>>380503942
Okay anon good night. Be sure to buy all your mods off Creation Club for now on.

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>>380504083

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>>380504083
HE FUCKING LIED TO YOU TODD! HE PIRATING YOUR GAMES WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>380504083
Yes yessssss. Go back to sleep.

Now I can now release my FREE HD mod with Fallout 4 skinpack included

>>380504083
Hey Todd, when's Elder Scrolls VI? Got a wallet full of cash just begging to be spent

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>>380504453
>less than $10 USD

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Wahoo! i sure hope my fellow paizanos buy The Elder Scrolls Skyrim™ on Nintendo Switch™ thisa fall
HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>>380504920
I-I can buy a mod with that..

right?

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>>380504769
STFU IT'S AT 99.87% NOW

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>>380504083
>>380505134
TODD!

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>>380504453
That is no where near enough money anon. Look at me, do you want me to die? I know you have way more money than that. Please spend all of that money on mods in Creation Club or better yet, buy Fallout 4+Season Pass and all the DLCs just in case.

>>380505379
NIGGA I CAN'T HAVE TODD WAKING UP NOW AT 99.99%
I'VE WAITED WEEKS FOR THIS
IF HE SEES THI-

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>>380504851
As soon as you all start paying me for other peoples mods, why would I release it now while im not being paid for mods? Idiot.

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>>380505534
How many yens is that todd?

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>>380505551
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Don't worry Todd, I'll tuck you in again. I even bought a copy of Skyrim on every system it came out for.

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>>380505551
>>380505134
Anon? ANON OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW. WE NEED TO TALK.

>>380505759
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!
GRAB THE TORRENTS AND RUN

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>>380505134
IM GONNA RENOVATE YOUR ASS HOLE

Todd, I purchased all of the following:

>Fallout 4
>Fallout 4 Season Pass
>Every individual Fallout 4 DLC
>Fallout 4 VR
>Every Fallout 4 mod on Creation Club
>Skyrim
>Skyrim SE
>Skyrim on Switch
>All Skyrim amiibos
>Skyrim on PSVR
>Every Skyrim mod on Creation Club
>Doom
>and Doom VFR

Am I free to go?

I have never really played a Fallout game.
I did purchase Skyrim on G2A when it was on a discount, didn't really like it.

I bought Fallout New Vegas twice, did I do good?

What's a good Fall Out game to play if I've never played one before?

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>>380506563
Now buy the DLC again for Fallout 4 VR

>>380506796
New Vegas wasnt Todds

>>380505534
Better yet, say fuck you todd and buy a 4chan pass

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>>380506563
WHERE THE FUCK IS FALLOUT 3?

Oh look, the daily reddit thread.

>>380506879
Flatout 2 ultimate carnage

>>380507164
oh shit man i want to reinstall that now

So i just downloaded Skyrim Special Edition from limewire and this game fucking sucks can i demand a refund for my bandwith Todd?

>>380507027
Well no wonder that one was actually good

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Guys look. Its open b but i dont see todd...

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>>380506796
It's ok, anon, but I would suggest upgrading to Fallout 4

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>>380506994
Of course, I'll do that right now

>>380507093
I'm sorry, here, I'll buy it now

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JUST BUY GAAMES

>>380507763
>not IT JUST WORKS

>>380507118
Oh look the daily butthurt

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>>380507763

Make me

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>>380505134
psst

pass me that torrent link nibba

>>380507763
This is highly motivating! I am gonna go buy a new copy of New Vegas and all its DLCs!

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>>380508689
Hey kid, did you know piracy is a huge crime which can lead to death sentence?
Trust me, I'm an officer

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

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>>380507093
Todd, I'll tell your mom, you've skipped your chess class. But we can make a deal. I will not buy your game.

Sometimes I cry myself to sleep knowing that I'm not Todd Howard.

You know him not being at E3 because of his kids is BS. He didn't go because there was literally nothing worthwhile to announce.

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>>380509279
Is this motivation enough, asshole?

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Everyone who bought Skyrim, leave this thread right now. It's about to get messy.

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>>380509546

Pshh im not afraid of you cop i got backup

>>380510048

*sticks fingers in the holes*

Psshh armature

>>380510064
Normal or special edition?

>>380503296
Wake up you lazy shit, you were supposed to reveal a new Elder Scrolls for me to pirate at E3

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>>380510301
You don't have BOTH?!

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>>380510289
*teleports behind you*
pshhht... buy fallout 4... kid

>>380510532
Go home, or I'll tell your father that you are skipping your chess class

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Hey, you there. Yeah motherfucker I'm talking to you, you think you can just get away with pirating my mods? That'll be 500 credits bucko, or else.

>>380510532

*teleports above you*

Back the fuck off???!?!

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Guys, what's wrong with Fallout 3 and 4? I personally bought both games and all the DLCs and I really enjoyed it, I recommend everyone to give your money to me- I MEAN, to the poor developers who worked hard on these games.

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>>380510095
You should be

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>>380510815
FUCK YOU
I AINT PAYING FOR MORE OF YOUR SHIT
FUCKING DIEEEEEEE

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>>380510813
YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO
NOW BUY FALLOUT 4 DICKWAD

>>380511003

Can i get a basic gestalt on these gentleman?

>>380511235
Don't remember the story of the Toddganoffs but I'm sure someone has it

Toddposting makes me laugh so hard, goddamit.

>>380511198
Oh Mr. Howard, your son is..

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>>380511061
You're gonna regret that kiddo, get ready to pay for those mods with your life.

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what about the bonus situation

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>>380511387
Teacher! This is Todd's son!
Anon said he doesn't have Fallout 4™!

Why doesn't todposting ever get old?

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>>380511380
That is because I'm your knight in shining armor

While we are in on the armor subject, have you bought your horse armor dlc for Oblivion?

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>>380511527
Fine - give me an 85 on Metacritic, and I'll pay you the bonus stipulated in your contract. How's that?

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Earthling we've come in contact with your planet and we found your culture abhorrent we plan to destroy your entire planet. However discovering wonderful creations like Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls™ Skyrim we've decided to spare your civilization on the condition that you all these games and their DLC.

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What are you gonna do about it, Todd?

>>380511547
>Todd's son
>black skin colour
WAIT A MINUTE

dear mr howard,

i write this letter on this board "video games" in hopes you will read it
my wife and i had a kid recently and the little bugger had a rough time going to sleep
desperate from the lack of sleep i started taking advice from anyone who would give it looking for a solution to this dreadful despair that was nighttime in our household
the slowest chap in my chess aficionado group suggested something called a "torent" for "fallouts four" , a "videogame", as you can imagine we were scratching our noggins trying to understand what this little bastard was suggesting , this sounded like one of them videos made by jokesters about people falling down lol
long story short mr howard i booted the old "fallouts four" and silence filled my home for the first time in what seemed like a heck of a long time hehe
we both dozed off in seconds thank you mr howards

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Don't worry all you pirates. I forgive you.

The only thing I ask is that you
BUY MY GAME

>>380511547
Goddammit Rodd... This is why you have no friends! I already bought New Vegas and its DLCs! What else do you want!

HOLA MUCHACHOS!! FALLOUTO 4™ SER MUY BUEN!! PRE ORDER YA!

>>380511791
Ofcourse Todd, also all the DLCs and the goty edition. Hey, I heard someone's pirating fallout 4 with all its dlcs two blocks away

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>>380512030
No

Hey, kids, wanna see a magic trick?

>>380512301
Sure.

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>>380512031
My daddy says that you should uninstall New Vegas and buy Fallout 4 instead!

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>>380512090
What direction?
I bought this new bomb mod using CreationClub™ and I want to try it out on the pirates

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>>380511962
nothing you can stop

>>380512420
I can't afford it. I will download it from piratebay. Is that okay?

I love toddposting

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>>380510301
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I, TODD, THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF CHARISMA, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE LIE

BUT A FOOLISH ANON, WIELDING A FIBER WIRE CONNECTION AND LAPTOP, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

*click*
*bvvvvvvrrrrrrrrr*
*clack*
*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

BEFORE THE FINAL PACKET WAS DOWNLOADED, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG ANON INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY LIES ARE LAW

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS TODD

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>>380512409
BADDA BING
BADDA BOOM
YOU WILL BUY FALLOUT 4™ AND PLAY IT ALL DAY IN YOUR ROOM

>>380512546
That guy is a pickpocket! Please! Somebody call the police!

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You brats need to buy my game!

>>380503296
Dreamin about Skyrim.

>>380512494
That way >>380512617, my Lord

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>>380503558
But that's Piracy!

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>>380509595
I cried, I'm purchasing everything.

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>>380512730

you guys ever think about how surreal imageboard humor is?

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>>380512617
Well? Are you feeling lucky, punk?

>>380512730
kek'd. This is hilarious.

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>>380512730

>>380511942
Underrated post.

>>380513034
[Luck 8] try me fag

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>There are people right now that don't own Fallout 4
These plebeians won't experience a great game, I dare say the best game.

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>>380513452
They are the ones missing out on the greatest game this century

>>380512920
The creativity of 4chan community is amazing

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>>380513426
[Terrifying Presence] JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAME

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Hey guys, you know me, I made That Game™. Anyways, just wanted to tell you how wonderful Fallout 4™ is. Please buy it, you will not regret it.

>>380513708
makes me wonder what we would all be doing with our lives if the internet didnt ruin us

>>380513910
I would have killed myself long ago

>>380513735
[Strength 2] I could kill you with my bare hands you fucking manlet.

>>380512920
It's what makes it fucking hilarious. Toddposting is the best meme that hasn't been ruined by normie scum.

>>380506879
New Vegas, 1 or 2
But mostly New Vegas, it's the best one and it doesn't have the shit UI the two first had

>>380507118
Reddit is nowhere near as creative as Toddposters. These threads always supply fresh OC, ya dangus

>>380509595
Gold.

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I SWEAR IF NO ONE BUY FALLOUT 4™ RIGHT THIS INSTANT EVERYONE FUCKING DIES.

>>380514147
>tfw I come home after work and just sit at my computer for the rest of the day
>never leave my house besides to go to work or to go shopping
>no friends
>no family
>the ineternet is the only thing keeping me from offing myself

>>380514378
Do it, homosexual.

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B my y
e
m a m
u
buy
g e

B my y
E
a m
G mA u

g e

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OH YES ANON
KEEP SHOVING YOUR MONEY UP MY ASS
AH! AH!

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Ḃ̸̧̤͙̮̗̞͋̔ͭ̋̉̄ͭ̌̈̓̃ͭ͛̾̈́͜͢U̹̟̖͍̟̞̤̩͉̗̘̖͎̮͚̞̪͌͒͊̓ͣ̏̆͊̋̈́ͤͯ̒ͤ͠ͅͅY̴͕͎̖̼̬͉̣̺͙̘̼̋ͨ̾̓͜ ͕̬̞̟͎̹͚͚͎͍̭̗͓͈̘̹̑ͨͤͤ̒ͬ̄̌́͞I̷̧̧͉̣͇͙̞̽̌͋̆ͦ̎ͧ͑́͆̚͟͞ͅͅṮ̵̦̫̠͈͉̪͖̖̺͖̣̱̺͕͍̙̯ͦ͑̌̑͗̒̃̄͑̈́͌̉̈̑͜͟͡͝ ̸̭͓̩̱̒͗ͨ͗̐̉ͦ̈́̀͘Ņ̷̼͇̺̭̘͎͕̜͎̩̼̭̝̓̑ͮ̃ͣ͑͗ͫ͆̽́̃͐́͊͊̚ͅǪ̶̢̥̳̣͍̪̙̟̭̩͚͔̱̦̖̯̌ͦ͐̓͐̔ͯ͂ͩ̊ͭ̊͡͝ͅW̧̮̰̟̗̮̣̻̬͉̤͎͉̥̥̼͎̯̃ͫ̑̆̾̀̍͑͢

>>380514378

Sweet release after all, do it todd release me from this nightmare of VR and REmakes

>>380514402
same, except I still live with my family

>>380514402
Where do you work?

I'm all about this life but working in customer service I have to go out with these normies or else I'd be labelled weird and anti-social.

I don't want to go out for fucking cocktails just let me sit in darkness and shitpost.

>>380504083
I laugh so hard everytime I see this image and I feel bad because it's such a shitty photoshop holy shit I can't stop grinning

>>380513735
[Intelligence 100%]Did you mean buying your games with some kind of currency?

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>>380514679

>>380515031
I work retail, and it makes me want to put a gun to my temple everyday. I try to leave ASAP by getting all my shit done super fast, just so I can speed at 80mph to get home to do nothing all day. My lifestyle really makes me depressed, but everything that I've tried to change it either makes it worse, or doesn't work.

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How much does this cost on the Creation Club?

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>>380515114
What's happening?!

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Fallout 4™ is available for everyone, even you anon!

Get it now, on full price, for the full experience!

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cute. CUTE!

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Hey Todd why don't you climb my dick

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PUNK!
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT MY GAME YET? I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT IF YOU DON'T DO IT!

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>>380507594
JESUS CHRIST, LOOK AGAIN ANON!

>>380516051
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>380507763
No way, fag.

>>380516051
IT'S THE NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER SAMMIR AL-HAID

>>380507763
nah

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>>380516441
>>380516518
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY?

>>380514147
>>380514402
>>380514876
I think in any other time, natural selection would have killed us off. That's how I feel sometimes, that I'm only alive because we aren't allowing natural selection run its course.

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>>380511235
>Microsoft bows to the Todd
>In contact with the japanese
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls steam with an iron but fair fist
>Climbs mountains & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Howargrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of image editing research facilities on Earth
>First AI controlled babies will in all likelihood be Todd babies
>Said to have 50+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Bioware buildings & Wii U PR headquarters
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented paid modifications with them
>Owns steam library spying R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Todd inside your computer right now

We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

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>>380512546
HALT!

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>>380516831
Here's a better todd.

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>>380516731
Don't mind me, just taking some screenshots.

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Anons there is no need for violence just buy my games or else i will be force to use it

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>>380517156
wait, i think i see something

>>380517304
C-calm down Todd. No need to resort to that. I'll buy Fallout 4 VR with the season pass.

These threads are way more fun than FO4
and I get both for FREE

>>380517304
You wouldn't dare

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>>380512730
(you) get a you

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>>380517706

>>380517304
C-calm down, Todd. We can talk it out. M-maybe if you reduce the price....

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>>380517753
Who would win?

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>>380517924

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Have you pre-ordered skyrim for the switch yet, son?

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>>380517753
Heh, anon. That was a nice joke!
Now buy my game.

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Pirate scum....

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>>380518173

>>380503296

Good Todd won't know I pirated all his games

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>>380504453
Best I can give you is 150 mod credits. Enjoy your crab armor.

DREAMBOY DID NOTHING WRONG, TODD IS A LIAR.

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>>380518363

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>>380518463
SHUT THE FCUK UPP
JUST BYUT MY GFUCKIUNG GMAE ALREADTY

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>>380518548

P I R A T E F A L L O U T 4 N O W

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>>380518708

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>>380518371
O God, such a disguided creature, come with me, I'll show you nearest gate to the nearest store to buy my games.

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>>380518871

>>380518708
>>380518871
I-I don't see it anon...

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>>380517767
>>380518057
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WILL NOT BUY MY GAMES

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>>380518980
What a good person you are! THANK YOU ANON

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>>380518871
Huh, could have sworn I saw something, guess it was nothing.

Anyway anon, I'm sure if you go buy Skyrim you won't feel so bad, and I feel really bad for leading you on. I'll give you a 10% discount, if you buy it and all the DLC.

>>380519138
TODD, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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>>380518371
Todd has connections

>>380519138
I WAS WRONG, YOU ARENT GREEDY, YOU ARE BATSHIT INSANE

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unga bunga buy fallrock 4™

>>380517304
L-let's be civilized about this Todd.

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>>380519330
How about a 100% discount instead?

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>>380519330
>>380518871
Wait a second, there really was something in here.

What does it mean?

>>380518157
TOOT would penetrate DDDD's asshole and gain control from within

>>380518157
DDDD would break TOOT like a twig.

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Im broke atm, but don't worry Todd. I'll buy New Vegas 2 with all the DLCs once it comes out.

Todd I saw a link to a torrent of Fallout 4 Nuka World from piratebay in your browser history. Care to explain that, mister?

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>>380519491
Only berrypicker buy Fallrock 4, and use copyright in stone age
Me buy better RPG from Stick Enix

found the redditor thread

>>380520285
Merely collecting IPs for the next carnage.

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>>380503296
manlet

>>380520378
Stick Enix? Stick Enix make gunga like Final Rock 15. Bethesda make gooder video rocks.

>>380520518
found the redditor

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How dare you say all these mean things to my sweet darling, don't any of you boys have any hearts? I have half a mind to call each of your parents and tell them how naughty you've been! How you've been pirating my husband's games!
But I'm feeling nice, and I'm sure we can settle this like adults. Just buy his game and show me your receipt, then I won't have to make the phone call, sweetie.
Please just do this for him, he comes home every day in tears, showing me what he's read on this forum. We're both tired of it and just want to move on.
So please, just buy his game. For me.

>>380519138
you won't

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Give Fallout back to Obsidian you fucking manlet piece of shit!

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>>380521415
COME AND GET IT

*uploads all the Creation Club mods on r/modpiracy*

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>>380514402
same

>air force
>buy a sandwich at subway on the way home
>lady buys my sandwich for me, thanks me for my service
little did she know that same man would be 4 beers deep browsing a todd-posting thread later

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I got a call about some loud screaming, which one of you is ANON?

>>380522809
At least you did something with your life. I'm 23 and haven't accomplished a damn thing, failed out of school, and now just waiting to die as I surf the internet all day.

>>380522824
I'm sorry officer. My computer crashed just I was about to buy fallout 4. Looks like I have to pirate it now.

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Yo yo dawgs, did all you crazy gamers see the hip new products from Bethesda the other day? I know I'm sure excited to buy some mods from Creation Club™ and replay my favourite adventures on Skyrim® again! Totally gangster, am I right?

>>380522809
>buying a sandwich for the chair force
Poor lady.

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>>380523026
PUT THE ETHERNET CABLE DOWN

NO ONE HAS TO GET HURT

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>>380523039
Yes, my nigga! Creation Club™ is tha shit! We can spend our hard earned welfare checks on mods an sheit now!

>>380523074
I tried to warn her bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

>>380523115
Come on, Mr Todd, it's at 92% right now. Don't you want to see a poor fella enjoying your game?

>>380503296
Good. I can pirate his shit games

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>>380503296
Now you, show me your Fallout 4 VR receipt. Please.

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>>380523614
THAT DOES IT

YOU'RE TOAST KIDDO

>>380523357
Why is Todd so cute?

new vegas

>>380518157
TOOT
>superior intellect
>dex build
>10 CHA
As soon as he drew his katana the battle would be over

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BUY
MY
FUCKING
MODS

>>380523746

HI TODD, MY NAME IS CONNOR

DON'T DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS

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>>380524274
IT'S TOO LATE CONNOR

ITS ALWAYS BEEN TOO LATE

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>>380512730
Somebody needs to voice this ASAP.

Todd Howards. This is your executive boss! Get in my goddamn office right now, we need to talk about your...'advertising' methods.

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I swear to god!
If the real Todd Howard reply to my post, I'm gonna buy it!

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>>380525164
Look, I know you just started last tuesday, but you can't just go around bossing me around like that. Now go get me a cup of coffee and bring me a your fallout 4 receipt, I'm starting to think we need to filter out some of the staff here.

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>>380525396
Hey.

>>380525396

Wait, what the fuck?

I thought the "Purchase the VR game on its own" thing was a meme. I thought they'd implement that into the game for free.

What the fuck is this? The fuck is this?

This can't be real, can it?

>>380525396
I'M TODDICUS

>>380525693
As real as paid mods

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>>380525396
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>380525448
HOWARD, I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT IN MY COMPANY. IN MY OFFICE. NOW!

>>380525784

But that's fake, right? It can't be real...

I don't believe it, it can't be...

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>>380525693
Don't be like that anon, now you can buy one of the greatest games of all time, Fallout 4, all over again! bring the enhanced gameplay of VR to the next level thanks to Bethesda!

>>380526050
http://store.steampowered.com/app/611660/Fallout_4_VR/

Nope

and paid mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkrascT_iM&t=1s

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>>380525693

You don't get it man, it requires a complete overhaul of the game's mainframe so the code and the visual graphics can be compatible with VR's code frequencies, along with the gameplay equations

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>>380525860
Pffft, you're still on about that? Look, I don't think I see a future in the company for you, so I'm going to have to let you go. Go pack up your things and get out.
Oh, and before you forget, you still need to show me your fallout 4 receipt and grab my coffee.

>>380526271

A) The what now? Look pal, I'm only here for one thing. And that is, to kill you.

B) Did someone say roast Raider? Hah!

X) I'd like to trade a few things

Y) But why don't you just channel the inner tranquility range into the remote control elizabonga? Wouldn't that turn the VR into a bazingoblinga and allow the player to flungiplong the binjishlick?

You walk in Fallout, don't you?
Don't people get sick by walking in VR?

>>380527090
YOU DON'T HAVE AUTHORITY TO FIRE ME. THAT'S IT, TODD, YOU ARE FIRED.

>>380527249
I guess you use controllers to move around.

BUY SKYRIM AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>380527337
PETE

GET THE CROSS

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>>380527337
Calm down there buddy. Since you are new here, I would advise to read the Todd chapter in your instruction manual. I hope we won't have to intervene again.

Have a good day.

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holy jesus
what is that
what THE FUCK IS THAT

>>380527731
Is it a copy of the prohibited video game, Fallout New Vegas?

>>380527342
If the DOOM VR trailer is anything to go off of, instead of walking, you teleport.

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>>380527337
The taxi is already outside, I called one for you while you were packing up all your stuff. I don't have the cash for the fare though, that's going to have to be on you.
I know this sucks, you need to be able to put food on the table. You have kids that need.
We didn't really know each other that well anon, but I'm still glad you got to work in our company, so I'm going to give you a 10% discount off Fallout 4, seeing as you still haven't shown me your receipt. It's OK if you didn't buy it, we didn't have to go through all this if that was the only issue. I'm sorry it escalated to this.
Now get out, I have a company to run now that you're gone.

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>>380528018
Surprise, surprise. It was me! Your evil brother. That was just a test, and you clearly passed.

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>>380528494
I SAID TO LEAVE

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Mamamia! Make sure you-a-buy Mario Odyssey! Wahoo!

And maybe pick up my buddy Todd's game! It's-a Mario approved!

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GOTTA GET MY GAME

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>>380528864
MAKE ME, BITCH

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>>380529208
THATS IT RODD HOWARD

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, THE LAST TIME YOU STEP ON ME

WE END THIS NOW

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I know games, I make the best games everybody loves my games, truly tremendous games. We're gonna make Skyrim™ and Fallout™ great again and we're gonna build that paid mod wall

>>380529496
>we're going to climb that mountain, bigly

holy shit i fucking love these threads
toddposting never gets old

>>380528971
Well, at least Mario Odyssey is a game i don't already own.

But Todd can shove his Special Edition hand 5 miles up his VR ass.

>>380529379
Can we kiss now?

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>>380529637
Just as soon as I see your Fallout 4 receipt, Rodd.

I'm waiting.

DIDNT THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY

>>380529496
Nobody respect RPG elements than me, believe me.

>>380507621
downgrading*

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MEMES.TRANSFERRED.SHOWN.AND SHARED. FREE ON XBOX ONE

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>>380529616

You either buy it or the brain of this loli is going to paint the floor

>>380529889
I don't know her, go ahead.

>>380529889
DON'T YOU DARE SHOOT MY WAIFU.
STOP IT PLEASE

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>>380529616
YOU-A BETTER BUY-A HIS GAME! TODD WORKED REALLY-A HARD SO YOU-A BETTER BUY IT BEFORE I GET REALLY MAD

>>380509595
oh my god

You didn't hear it from me, but tomorrow Nintendo will announce something very special. A Dragonborn and Alduin Amiibo set, but that's not all, making his debut on the Nintendo Switch, Dovakhiin will first be appearing in Super Smash Brothers Switch (This is the title of the port of Super Smash Brothers U, rather than a new game)!

>>380529496
Obsidian, I love Obsidian, great people, they make great games, but no-one makes RPG's as good as we do folks, trust me. We're gonna release the new skyrim title and it's going to be simply huge, just massive. You're all gonna love it, believe me, you're gonna love it.

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>>380529802
Alright, alright, here is it, jezzz

>>380530075
I already did 5 years ago, just not for the Switch.

I hate Todd and his games.

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>>380530357

I suggest you move your ass to the store then, i'm going to take care of your wife in the meantime

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>>380530541
What was that, faggot?

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>>380530297
Thanks champ.
Now where's your Skyrim receipt?

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Ohhh, jeez oh man.
That boy of mine got himself in a whole lot of trouble now.
Somewhat reminds me of those bygone days, when Todd was no more than a little twerp.
Always talking about his "visual games".
The other kids used to make fun of him, calling him a "fucking retard who should hang himself on his own entrails".
I suppose it's all just a bit of good natured fun.
Y'all should very well consider buying this game of his, he has a knack for that kind of thing.
Used to help me out with the ol' 95.

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>>380530297
Son, why didn't you pre-order my game?

>>380530767
Man
Todd just looks so nice in all these images
Like aside from things like removing his eyes and mouth and shit he always looks at least a little bit friendly and trustworthy
I mean I know he's not but still

>>380509595
that thread was blessed with this man

>>380530767
Yeah, I was in the chess club

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>putting all these todd voices in speakonia

>>380530660
I hate you Todd.

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>>380531001
what exactly are you referring to, my well endowed friend, with a good taste in video games?

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>>380531094
I don't think I quite heard you

>>380531253
I like you.

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Wonderful shitposting aside what in fuck's name was their reasoning in the decision to double down and continue down this road when it failed miserable with a publisher like Steam literally coming out and apologizing profusely for it.

It must have been Zenimax. They are the controlling factor here. Why did Bethesda allow themselves to be controlled by these fucks?

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>>380530705
Here it is, brother.

>>380531253
I H A T E YOU

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>>380531407
Lets cut the crap.

Did you buy my game or not?

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>>380531441
Come with me, and you'll be in a world of paid modification

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>>380531491
WHAT WAS THAT

YOU LOVE ME??

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>>380531253
Stop right there scoundrel!
I, King Todd, compel you leave this good lad be!
I can see that his purchase of Skyrim Switch edition, with the exclusice Legend of Zelda items, is well underway.
Have you no tolerance for the anticipation of the pre-order, fool?!
Begone now, begone vile man, the King of Bethesda Land demands it.

>>380531553

You know Todd isn't on the board or directors of Zenimax right?

Fun fact: Donald Trump's brother is though. What a weird timeline we live in.

>>380531617
Only a stupid moron would love you.

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>>380527860
NOT SO FAST MOTHERFUCKER

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>>380531749
WELL THEN I GUESS EVERYONE IS STUPID

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR I NEED WHOSE FACE THESE WORDS ARE COMING FROM

>>380531682
Breaking news, on CNN
Will Trump cancel video games as a whole?
The full story now!

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>>380531942
Do it, tough guy. But don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>380532117
YOU FOOL, DO YOU THINK A MEASLY GUN CAN STOP ME!?

YOU DREW FIRST, WHATEVER HAPPENS IS YOUR FAULT

>>380530767
I don't think so, sir, see I've seen your boy's games and I'm sorry to say... They aren't very good.

They're a mess of errors that can stop them from working; never contain the features he promised and when someone else offers to fix them for free, or add cool new things, Todd demands we pay him more.

I just don't think that's the kind of attitude that should be rewarded and what kind of a man doesn't act on his beliefs?

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>>380532117
You think primitive weapons can hurt me, mortal?
Go on, in order to teach a dog, you must demonstrate.
Go ahead, use your weapon on me, you shall see.

>>380511942
kek

>>380531968

Just saying. Nobody ever mentions it and I find it fucking hilarious.

It's like that weird tidbit you find out on a youtube video or something. Not to mention Todd's not on the board so all the memes aside he's really not the one to blame here.

Wouldn't surprise me that Zenimax is getting a little heavy handed. I mean they published Elder Scrolls Online and it's doing well. Todd didn't show up for the first time. That says something.

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>>380532298
But, Todd.
I am you.

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>>380532387
Don't be silly.
My little Toddy's games are simply wonderful.
I will sue this website, if anyone declares otherwise.
Buy the game, young man, or your parents will be notified.

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>>380532584
CAN BE ONLY ONE
ONLY
ONE

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>>380532442

burn you son of a bitch BURN

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>>380532804
I am the one true Todd

>>380532539
Trumps nii-san probably requested to not be mentioned or involved in this whole thing.
That shit is bad for business.

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alright todd your ticket is up punk

>>380533013

I'm just mentioning the Trump-brother angle to show Zenimax isn't quite filled with great minds.

I honestly feel like Todd's getting fucked here. He literally didn't show up for it.

t. Not Todd literally

>>380533281
He had his son's graduation to go to.

>>380532793
I am 26 and even if I wasn't an adult, my parents agree with me on what flat-out unethical business practices entail.

Todd's games are not good. They are barely serviceable; C grades at most. He does the bare minimum required and frankly, if he's as talented as you say, you should expect more. I certainly expect more.

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>>380532804
>>380532921
Both of you are so naive.
You know nothing of the infinite Toddverse we inhabit,and the countless existences we have lived.
There is no one true Todd, we are all the True Todd. Even if one was to rise above and destroy us from existence there are another infinite amount of Todds to take their place.