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comfy treehouse thread
Now: Splatoon 2 Horde
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Do you guys think Nintendo is aware of some people having.. dare I say, creepy and immoral thoughts about the squids?
Do you think the devs realized there are a handful of people out there who actually draw porn and fap to them?
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first for teresa's thighs
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>I WAS ONLY USING 10% OF MY POWER
>I WAS ONLY USING 10% OF MY POWER
>I WAS ONLY USING 10% OF MY POWER
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>>380489842
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>>380489842
woomy
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How's Splatoon online play? The movement seems pretty fun.
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>>380489842
i wanna fuck a squib
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This is your one-up girl tonight.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/6h9s6l/hi_im_mr_koizumi_producer_of_super_mario_odyssey/
Reminder to go on Reddit to ask Mario man a question!
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>Treehouse threads are now sticky-tier "I better spam my shit as obnoxiously as possible so I get noticed!" retards and waifufags
This is not comfy.
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>>380489757
P-pikmin 4 wasn't at E3 so it will be here, r-right guys?
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/v/ are you a squid or a kid?
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Splatoon horde looks fun as fuck
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>>380489894
Fun, just try to avoid playing with Japs
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T H I C C
P H O G
B O Y S
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>>380489894
Laggy japaroos everywhere. Glad they got btfo when they can't hide behind lag.
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First person view update when?
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>>380489916
I wish he would talk about Zelda. Even if he isn't working on the series anymore I want to hear more about his role in OoT/MM
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>>380489956
>being scared of Japan after yesterday
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>>380489842
They're Japanese. They is literally a massive comic convention every year where people sell comics partially devoted to taking IP and turning it into porn.
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This game is making me feel sleepy
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>>380489868
Pokken has split-screen
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>>380489921
It's always been like this. Please let people have fun
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>>380489984
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>>380489842
Absolutely.
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>>380489916
Someone ask him if he'll make a Zelda game as orthodox as Majora's Mask in the future.
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>>380489921
Fuck off already with your spam.
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>>380489842
Anon, look what Nintendo's been doing lately.
>Fashion model squid kids
>Semen demon swords in Xenoblade 2
>Bringing back Pauline and putting Peach in a wedding dress
>TWINTELLE
Nintendo is recognizing the lewd and trying to be subtle in winking at it and giving more lewd things.
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Abunai!
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>>380489924
Hey Pikmin is 4
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>>380489984
you dick
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>>380489956
why?
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Latias is pure!
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I'm getting a blowjob from Theresa right now. God damn she sucks dick real good. Gonna shoot a super missile right between her eyes.
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>THEY TOOK THE GOLDEN EGG BACK
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I never understood the appeal for Splatoon. I had the first game and tried to get into it, but just couldn't.
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>>380489842
I bet. Nintendo might not show it explicitly but they usually hint at their weird fanbase through small things like special scenes or outfits in their games.
I think the Fire Emblem fanservice is an example that shows.
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>>380490113
Is this Kimishima's doing?
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>>380490068
E3 threads have been like that. Treehouse threads have always been relatively civil.
Announcing Metroid was a mistake.
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>>380489984
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>>380489956
>>380490006
The game doesn't try to match you with people from your own continent?
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>>380490169
lag
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The Slosher really doesn't seem to perform too hot in this mode
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>This is 30% difficulty
Holy shit.
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>>380490113
Too bad Treehouse will censor it all.
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>>380490113
>this bait again
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>>380489894
Super fun. Literally the only thing that could make it better is PC controls.
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>80%
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>A new ability means that Mario can now possess enemies and inanimate objects, using their body and life force for his own devices without putting himself at risk
Did Mario just take a huge power level increase
Is he on the same level as Kirby yet in terms of "Practically a god"
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>>380489984
cunt
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W H E N
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>>380490169
Japs are a weird breed in Splatoon.
in S+ they will be utter retards on your team.
But against you they're competent players.
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EIGHTY
PERCENT
DIFFICULTY
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pumpu uppu
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pumpu uppu
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>>380490213
They're letting the new blood have more influence, biggest example is Splatoon.
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>>380490202
I play it religiously and find it fun constantly being on the move and keeping the other team back.
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L O R E
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>80%
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>80%
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>80%
PUMPU UPU
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PUMPU UPPU
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So, while we're waiting for whatever's nextand because I wasn't here when you guys were talking about itDe you think MLSS + BM will have a Battle Ring? And if it does, what do you think the Bonus Boss will be?After giving it some thought, I see Bowser & Bowser Jr. as a possibility, but that probably won't happen because reasons
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>>380490131
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>80%
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>actual difficulty
Nice. More of this. Add a % slider in Yoshi and I'd buy it.
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ALL ABOUT THAT PUMPU UPU
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>>380490349
>>380490352
pumpu uppu
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>80%
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>>380490269
It does however japs play this game in much, much larger numbers than we do. Splatoon is so big in Japan that it started an esports movement
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>Eighty percent
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>>380490279
Truly, his is the worst thing about this. But, switch is region free, so importing is possible now.
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LORE
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80%
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haha time for lore
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>i'll be your 1-up girl
so now that nintendo is completely sexualized, can we expect nintendo h-games anytime soon?
just curious for laughs haha i would like yoshi egg vore
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>>380489757
JUST
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>>380489956
Latency works for them, and in my experience they hop constantly, which is just annoying.
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>>380490326
does this mean Mario could potentially beat Goku and Superman?
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Someone post Theresa's instagram or twitter
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>80%
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Why does Theresa post so little on her twitter/instagram?
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I WAS DISTRACTED WHAT DOES 80% MEAN?
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>80%
NANI??
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>ywn have Latias ERP as a squid girl and be lewd with her
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DEEPEST SEAS
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>80%
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>Lore
Smitty's our boy
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B T F O
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Salmonids confirmed for master race
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>>380490269
It depends. If you play late at night/early morning you encounter more JP players. Also Splatoon 1 is kinda dead in the west so you play with 90% Japanese names if you load it up right now.
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rekt
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>>380490525
LINK
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>80%
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>>380489984
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BTFO
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>80% difficulty
>Absolutely destroyed in the first round
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>>380490535
difficulty slider
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>>380490525
because she isn't a whore
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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>Griller fucking cleans house immediately
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Watching this is making me wanna boot up Splatoon again but I have not played very often since the final splatfest
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UTTERLY DESTROYED LMAAAAAAO
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Holy shit.
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JUST
U
S
T
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>>380490535
PAMPU APPU
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SALMON'D
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>This is 80%
>Drizzler on the first wave
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pumpu uppu
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>Profreshinal
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>>380490334
In 9 days
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>>380490535
You can adjust the difficulty from 5%-100%. They went up to 80% and got wrecked.
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>>380489984
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where the fuck is bill?
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>80%
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>>380489842
No. The Japanese are not aware of any kind of porn involving squids or any of their appendages. They don't play with their food.
>>380490046
I thought it was twice a year?
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>Salmonids could just come over and genocide both Inklings and Octarians
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Turn up the heat to the maximum level you COWARDS
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>Everyone"s already dead.
Whelp.
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>PROFRESHINAL
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People who like Splatoon are either
>pedo scum who wants lolicon shit
>babies who never played a massive multiplayer before
>DeviantArt autistic DONUT STEEL producers
Choose one
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>>380490192
>fucking theresa while she dresses up like zero suit samus
Shieeeeeet
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>>380490604
UNNNHHH MEGA THICC
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>profreshional
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SIXTY GRILLERS
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>Eggs are a source of fuel.
>They genocide the unborn enemies to get power.
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Jesus FUCKING Christ.
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>>380490707
Ah, yeah. Twice. Winter and Summer. And various fetish specialized ones, like Futaket.
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Every Nintendo games needs a difficulty slider.
Kid Icarus and Smash do it right. This does it right.
Imagine that Yoshi game but you could increase the shy guys and make them super crazy aggressive and actually challenging. Fucking hell I wish I could strangle a Nintendo executive to make it a mandate for every game.
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>>380489915
That cock shadow
Nice anon
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>>380489984
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>twitch stream won't load for me
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Are they genociding the salmons and stealing their unborn babies?
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REKT
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>>380490758
>not wanting her to cosplay as Braixen with those THICC thighs
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>>380490754
I'm the first one
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>>380490890yes
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>>380490885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
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>Grillers rolling up like death machines wiping
out everything they touch
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salmon run looks comfy as fuck
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>>380490885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
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lel what a bunch of shitters
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>100% will have probably 5 of this things in round 1
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>60 fps
I wish nintendo would quit this meme and catch up with next gen consoles
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>>380490890
Yep, and they are using them as fuel.
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>>380490885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
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>>380490890
well currently the salmon are eating the squids alive
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>>380490708
>See to be able to swim in enemy ink and water
They'd fucking destroy both species
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>>380490754
One.
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Jesus christ those salmon enemies
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>>380490885
Try opening it with streamlink?
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>>380490885
Why would you watch it on twitch ?
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>>380490890
Yes. For fuel
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I love how into it the dev is getting, top moe
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>salmon roasting in ufo grill
>actually really strong
That's hilarious
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>>380490701
Bill is busy recruiting Latias for a Treehouse job.
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>>380490985
>and catch up with next gen consoles
15fps?
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>60fps 1080p
Oh shit, they upgraded it since the demo. Thank god.
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>>380490837
>>380490890
And you thought Yoshi was brutal.
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>On this day, inklings received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the s
Salmons and were disgraced to live in these cages we called fresh
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>>380490754 (You)
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>>380490960
comfy?
shit is intense
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>>380490885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
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>>380490948
Deepest lore
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>>380490957
Kill one griller and two show up behind you.
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>1080p
wasn't it 720p?
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>they're still fucking playing
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>>380490890
No, the salmonids are using the unborn children of electric catfish as fuel just like the octariansand inklings
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>>380490985
4k with 20 fps with dips to 5?
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>>380491019
Youtube is a good 5 seconds behind.
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Why is Treehouse at E3 so consistently good each year?
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>>380491047
NO FUCK YOU BILL
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>>380491031
His dedication to the RPing is C U T E.
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>200% difficulty
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>200%
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>>380490960
About as comfy as these threads.
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200%
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I'm pretty much only going to play Salmon run I think
looks fun as fuck
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>Beat 100% and you can go up to 200%
ULTRA PANIC
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>1080p
noooooo. it was 720 during test fire. false advertisment. boycott now.
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>>380491078
>DAMAGE CONTROL
back to TOR, pedo
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>200%
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>200%
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>>380491031
It's heartwarming how passionate the squid researchers are for their game
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>5% incremental increase if you beat 100%, and can go up to 200%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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200% DIFFICULTY CONFIRMED
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200%
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>>380491059
They're "trying for 30" on them
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>>380490890
Salmons see the squids as a delicacy
Squids can use the Salmon eggs as fuel
It's just one massive war for survival
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>>380490885
Twitch is always absolute shit for my too for some reason, even outside of E3. Just use the YT channel.
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>>380490754
What if... Now hear me out here.
What if... You think the games creative, unique and fun?
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>TWO HUNDRED PERCENT
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>You can break 100% up to 200%
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>Up to 200%
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>>380491047
>e3 2018
>treehouse is 3 days of Latias and Theresa playing games and being cute
such an easy win
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>200%
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I just love the art style of this game, it's so out there.
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>>380491151
Works on my machine
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>200%
NANI
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TWO HUNDRED PERCENT DIFFICULTY!!
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200%?!?!
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>you can go above 100%
!!!!
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>200%
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>Difficulty can be raised to 200%
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>>380490985
This, it's about time we get the 20fps zombie movie experience
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>200%
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>200%
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>200%
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>>380491239
>>380491238
>>380491236
>>380491212
>>380491206
>>380491198
>>380491179
Fuck off Twitch chat
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200 PERCENT
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>>380491152
Because its only a yearly thing.
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>200%
>when they're struggling to clear wave 3 on 10%
SWEET JESUS
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>>380489984
How do you feel, Theresaboi?
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>200%
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>>380491140
FUCK OFF
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>100%
>105%
>110%
>up to 200%
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>IF YOU BEAT 200% YOU GET EXCLUSIVE CLOTHES TO WEAR FOR ONLINE
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YFW TWO HUNDRED BERCENT
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>>380491173
Fuck off.
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>up to 200%
>the hell that was 80% wasn't enough
What the fuck awaits in 200%
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>You can go beyond 100% and into 200%
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IF 200% IS THE MAXIMUM PERCENTAGE THAN IT'S 100%. LEARN MATH YOU FUCKS
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>YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY
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>>380491338
Yeah, that sums up my thoughts about Splatoon. Thanks
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>>380491139
This mode is probably 1080p as it's less intense
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So many enemy types in this mode.
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>>380491319
>struggling
They weren't though. Frankly it looks easy as fuck even on 80%
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>>380491369
Instantaneous death
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>>380490489
Superman and goku would look exactly the same except have big blue eyes and a moustache. Followed by throwing themselves down a bottomless pit
Mario wins
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>>380491405
>than
>>380491437
they got rekt twice on 80%
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>>380491341
>Saving my image
Good taste.
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>200%
This has gone too far
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TWO HUNDRED YEARS OF INK SPLATTING INTO ME
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>>380491234
It's not. Literally a Kongregate flash game in 3D shitty graphs
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>>380491431
It's basically a game unto itself, holy shit
>>
Anything other than the shooter class weapons feel like they'll be at a disadvantage in this mode
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>>380491361
NOOO DRUMPFTOON NOOO
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>>380490754
>FPS
>Massive multiplayer
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>>380490754
If anything, splatoon players are people who HAVE played all the other shooters, and are tired of the generic shooter gameplay and feel splatoon is a breath of fresh air.
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>>380491405
100% is the maximum recommended difficulty, but you can go higher
more than 100% signifies the possible challenge that was not meant to be played, and as such it is mathematically correct
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>>380491479
Yeah, because they're being complete idiots.
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Holy fuck, it's so hectic.
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D E F E A T
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I hope Nintendo's voicechat actually works
you are going to need communication for 200%
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200%?
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yfw 205%
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Why has /v/ never debated the price point of the first game?
>Can only do Turf Wars til Level 10
>Can't even choose a map
>Can't even choose a game mode when you get Ranked
>Nothing else but a sparse Adventure mode
Is it because /v/ is a desperate hive of Nintenbros clinging on to every game their failing system got? Seriously, this was EVERY Wii U title from launch til death and now the same thing is happening with the Switch (remains to be seen if it sells well). The sheer desperation was palpable. Seeing /v/ shit on the Xbone is hilarious to me considering it still sold easily more than double the Wii U which had a year head start.
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>>380491537
Go back to your Sony thread, we're trying to enjoy video games in here rather than movies.
>>
>ywn cover 200% of latias' face with your ink
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WTF IS GOING ON
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Why are they still playing Splatoon 2? Where the fuck are the new games?
>>
>>380491479
Because they're marketing a game. The fuck? You actually think they'd intentionally win and show how easy it is?
>>
This game mode actually looks really fun.
>>
I just got home, what'd I miss?
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>This guy sending Inklings out into the meat grinder all for the oil industry
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fresh
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>>380491676
Wasn't it 40 dollars?
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>>380491683
There are none, you losers should stop coming here
>>
>pacific ocean becomes so irradiated by fukushima
>this will become a reality soon
Nintendo is always fun but also realists.
>>
FE Warriors when?
Wrys reveal when?
>>
>>380491716
200%
>>
>>380491676
It was only £25 in the UK
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This looks fucking stupid
WE WANT KIBRY
>>
>>380491716
Pokken Shit
Shy Guy Genocide
200%
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>>380491678
>I'm not a pedo I swear I like to h-have fun...and stuff
Kill yourself
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>>380491686
pls leave, you don't belong here with your idiocy
>>
>>380491676
>price point of the first game?
You mean 39€ it launched as?
>>
I actually kinda love how they're still sticking with the squid researcher joke. It's goofy, but fun.
>>
>>380491679
Back the fuck off?!?!!
>>
>>380491716
Pokken tourney, the shy guy genocide and Splatoon's 200%
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>>380490454
Nintendo doesn't put english subs in their japanese games, so the region free thing is kind of useless.
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Booooooring
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>>380491749
GREATEST ALLY
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>>380491676
u mad?
>>
I dont like the music
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>>380491785
The lore of Splatoon is that humanity gets wiped out because of global warming. It's rather dark, but also plausible.
>>
You got it for 35€ on release. Not like you would know that though.
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>>380491843 (You)
>>
>>380491716
>2 hours of Pokken
>30min of Yoshi Switch
>Treehouse being BTFO by Salmon Run
You still have time to see their last attempt though. It's starting now, 80% difficulty (out of 200)
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>>380491808
FE Warriors was yesterday
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>>380491778
$60 in USA; 40 in Europe
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Stay profreshional /v/
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>>380491676
I know this is bait but,
>remains to be seen if it sells well
Just fucking google switch sales and you'll get an answer to that, the major complain on the fucking thing is how people can't buy it because it's always sold out.
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>>380489842
Bet yer ass they started it in the first place.
>>
Wait the raspy voice guy is a bear?
>>
>>380491852
>facts are idiocy
lol stay BTFO
>>
Wait a minute, has anyone noticed that bar who goes to 400. Could it be we can go to over 400% ?
>>
>>380491676
You're the same kind of person that bitches that Nintendo only rehash Mario aren't you?
>>
>>380491716
Nintendo developers gleefully slaughtering e-celebs and treehouse presenters.
>>
IT'S A FUCKING RAID
>>
So, why haven't the Salmons taken over the Splatoon world yet?
>>
>>380491886
>he thinks it a joke
Anon...turn on cnn
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>>380491405
No. 200% is double. 100% just equals 1. If you want a full cup of water you fill it 100%, but a cup twice the size can be filled 200% of the first cup. I know you're making a joke, but maybe you should leave humor to the adults?
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I love Splatoon so much.
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Bummed they haven't shown new maps for this.
>>
ZERG RUSH
>>
They're being fucking zerg rushed
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>>380491681
wtf are u doing here xuan yi
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>Salmon Zerg rush
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>>380491019
streamlink doesn't work with youtube
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ONLY 80 PERCENT OF MY POWER
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>FUCKING ZERG RUSH
>>
How you get revived once your down?
>>
SALMON'D
>>
reminder that Inklings are irredeemable monsters that need to be taken out
>>
>>380491843
nice projection bud
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>>380492027
They're friendly, you're just invading their territory.
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>>380492058
>pedos love splatoon
In other news, the water is wet
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c h o k e d
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>>380492027
They are across the ocean from the Inklings and Octolings, on another continent. They haven't swum acrossyet
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>>380492027
They aren't interested in world domination, they're only clashing with the inklings on these rigs due to conflicting commercial interests.
>>
>>380492124
It actually does, VLC is the weak link.
Update VLC to the 3.0 beta and streamlink 6.0 works fine with that.
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This mode looks fun as hell.
>>
rabbids next
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STOP SEXUALIZING THERESA, SHE IS FOR PURE CUDDLING AND PLAYING GAMES
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RABBIDS REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>380492128
teammates shoot ink at you
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>defeat
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>>380492128
Get shot by your teammates.
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>more rabbids shit
why
give us actual interesting games
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>>380492128
get shot by your team
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>>380490583
as much as i dislike playing with laggy japs, they have kept the multiplayer active. i'd probably be getting paired with laggy mexicans and brazillians through any kind of regional matchmaking anyway.
>>
>NO NEW
FUCK
>>
kirby when?
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>mfw some idiots claimed Splatoon 2 is just DLC for Splatoon 1
It couldn't BE more of a sequel
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rabbids next
>>
ugh
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>>380492128
squids need to ink the lifesaver
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>>380492107
>They can keep up with you even when your swimming in ink
>>
>>380492128
get inked or float in your color ink for long enough
i think
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>>380492231
Bro I already impregnated her. Name the child.
>>
>RABBIDS
WHY? WHERE THE FUCK IS KIRBY? YOU HAVE 3 FUCKING KIRBY GAMES TO SHOW OFF
>>
>>380492190 (You)
>>
is there a rip of those mario songs?
>>
>you will never work at the treehouse, having fun and making friends
>>
>>380490279
>British VA
>Treehouse
>>
>>380492239
l-lewd
>>
Rabbids looks fun and all, but where is OTHER game?
>>
>>380491905
They haven't done region free before, so they could start with English subs, or maybe you'll see people break into the switch to make fan patches available for subs.
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>>380492231
and facesitting
>>
Booth loks to be seeing some healthy traffic
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>>380492101
waiting for smash bros esports edition to be announced featuring every smash game's 1v1 modes.
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>Mario and Rabbids
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>>380492231
>PLAYING GAMES
Is sex a game?
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>rabbids
only Theresa can save us from this hell
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Wouldn't the roller be amazing in Salmon Run? You'd just mow down everything in front of you
>>
Kirbykucks lose again lol
>>
Am I the only one who finds the Splatoon lore really cool?
>>
I hope the highest difficulty level is a real challenge. Co-op games are only really fun up until you've mastered the hardest difficulty.
>>
>>380491828
>>380491842
>>380491895
>>380491958
>>380492000
>Shy Guy genocide
OY VEY, thanks lads.
>>
Why are Kirbyfags so cancerous?
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>Rabbids
COME THE FUCK ON
>>
Food break coming up next
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This mode just looks cheap.
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>>380492231
I'm gonna pump her full of cum and tell her she's been a bad little girl
>>
WHERE ARE THE NEW GAMES EGGMAN
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE NEW GAMES
>>
>>380491905
>not at least knowing a bare minimum of jap
it's not that hard nigga
>>
>>380491676
Are you new? People were constantly saying there wasn't enough content at launch and comparing it to tf2.
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>>380492379
BORB
>>
>>380491982
Looks like a fish if you look closely.
>>
>rabbids
Aw, I wanted more Splatoon 2. See you guys later.
>>
>>380492326
There's always tomorrow anon, calm down
>>
>>380492137
>Inklings refused to share their zapfish with the Octolings, whose civilization will now continue to decay even further
>Now they are grinding up unborn babies into fuel
Squid capitalism was a mistake.
>>
The rabbids+mario game actually looks FUN
>>
>>380492420
There are no more new games you asshole.
Now get the fuck out of this comfy thread and let people here be comfy.
>>
Are they lying about new release announcements just so people will sit through the boring shit?
>>
>>380492394
Along with the Switch game, Kirby has Blowout Blast an unannounced fighting game both for 3DS. They have reason to be upset.
>>
>>380492468
Fuck tomorrow. I want Kirby today
>>
>implying you guys aren't hyped to see more Mario: XCOM Edition
>>
Salmon rush looks comfy as fuck for when you are tired of getting raped by Japs online.
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>>380492379
We all fucking lose here.
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>>380491173
I hope it's 1080p for the full game and not just for Salmon run
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>>380492260
I honestly don't mind playing the Japanese. I've always thought the lag claims were exaggerated.
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How long could they possibly hold Kirby ANYTHING off?
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>>380492394
90% of it is one guy making same post over and over. I can wait for my Kirby.
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>>380492532
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>
>>380492558
I fucking hate the rabbids, but, if it looks fun enough here i might fold anyway. We'll see
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>>380492394
Pretty sure it's just one or two guys being really loud about wanting Kirby.
t. Kirbyfag
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>POST YFW YOU'RE A 1-UP GIRL
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>>380492545
Fuck you, Salmon Rush was intense
>>
Does Mario Rabbids game have any actual story? Or is it just going from a battle to battle without any reason?
>>
>>380492583
lmao
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Is Theresa the most likely candidate to get blacked? Or is it Bill?
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>>380491458
>throwing themselves down a bottomless pit
>Mario has to eject at some point
>he continues to fall
>Goku and Superman can both fly
??????
>>
>>380492496
And worst of all why the fuck do they have a shop in Inkopolis without a fucking door!? I've been wanting to go in that shop under the Squid Sister studio since release day of Splatoon 1.
>>
Kirby? more like Kuckby
>>
>>380491959
But it was only boring as sword lords and Femui. I want to see interesting characters like Wrys or Felicia
>>
>>380492603
>Not saving the best for last
>>
>>380492627
Hey sup
excited for the 2018 one?
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>>380492612
>>
>>380492612
YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGER
>>
>>380492376
Yeah, try doing that with 10 salmonids chasing you down.
>>
>>380492558
That's not it. It looks fucking amazing. Probably even game of the show for me. But I'd like to see something that wasn't covered this extensively yet.
>>
>>380492647
NEW DONK CITY
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>>380492679
thats sam or kendra
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>>380492654
The Rabbids have invaded the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario's job is to get them to fuck off.
>>
>>380492654
rabbids got *teleports behind you* in mushroom kingdom and it's fucking up the universe and bowser probably got some rabbids on his side so you gotta stop that and get the rabbids back homeI assume
>>
I just got up what have I missed so far?
>>
I'm actually interested to see some real game play from this. At least then we'll know. Rabbids are still minion teir garbage though.
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>>380492379
Do we really? There's always tomorrow
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>>380492647
>>
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Last years E3 was BoTW themed, and this years E3 is Super Mario Odyssey themed. Which Ninty IP will receive the spotlight next year?
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>>380491676
>>Can only do Turf Wars til Level 10
And thank god for that. You reach level 10 in an evening though.
>>Can't even choose a map
But you can. If you host games yourself.
>>Can't even choose a game mode when you get Ranked
They're going to switch it up twice as often from before from what they've said. Besides, it always had its perks. If you could always choose then the playerbase would naturally gravitate towards one given mode and the others would slowly die even if there would likely be plenty of people interested in playing them if the modes were more populated. As seen in countless of other games that let the playerbase choose.
>>Nothing else but a sparse Adventure mode
That's wrong though. Even this stream alone proved that.
>>
>>380492679
bill is already a sith lord
how much more blacked can he get?
>>
>>380492532
Some NoA rep said there will be new games
>>
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who will be the madman that try to beat salmon run at full 200%?
>>
Kirby is bringing back ability combinations.
I'm hype as fuck.
>>
>>380492532
>comfy
fuck off tumblr
>>
>>380492856
Metroid
>>
>>380492856
Metroid
>>
>rabbid demonstration
be back later
>>
Oh look is cryingguy-kun
>>
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still no waifus
>>
>>380492856
Prime 4 focused.
>>
>>380492856
Metroid, because it still wont be done but they'll have gameplay by then
>>
>>380492892
me
solo
>>
>>380492376
I guarantee most of the enemies will have too much health to be instakilled by roller contact
>>
>negro, just guy and two honhons discussing rabbids
>no Theresa
fuck you too nintendo
>>
Oh hey, it's the guy who cried
>>
>>380492856
Hopefully Kirby. I'm not sure if it's big enough though.
>>
>>380492647
>1up Girl (male)
>>
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>still no Audrey or Teresa
>>
didn't we see that shit yesterday?
>>
>>380492496
that big one isn't even needed either. It's a decoration for their city. I bet Callie has realized the injustices the Inklings have done and wants to set things right
>>
>>380492858
I WANNA FUCK PEACH
>>
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>Mfw I'll never meet a charming chick like Theresa in my life and will forever have shitty and unreliable gfs.
It hurts anons.
>>
Holy FUCK Ubisoft stop using foreigners as representatives. Nobody can understand them.
>>
>>380492858
-8 better do something with 1-up girl or I'll be mad.
>>
WHERE IS MUH SMASH
>>
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>>380492858
Boi
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more woomy pls
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>>380492903
I played Crystal Shards yesterday for a bit to celebrate.
>>
>SO UHHHHHH
>AND UHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>380492924
>>380492959
Link to this? What happened?
>>
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come on! more rabbids?
>>
>>380492995
This is a later level that's not on the show floor
>>
>>380492948
>>380492981
>>380492926
They read our threads and holding back the real waifus. So cruel..
>>
>>380492856
halo
>>
>>380492981
>>380492948
Fuck off 3DPD enablers
>>
>>380492905
>doesn't like comfy treehouse
>that reddit spacing
fuck off to reddit
>>
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tfw you're the only person on the internet that actually thinks the rabbids are funny and cute.
>>
Another so another half hour of Rabbids, that leaves 2 hours, or 1 1/2 hours if they decide to do a second Arms segment.
Games that they could show are Hey Pikmin and Kirby.
Do we know for sure there's something new today?
>>
This fat baguette is almost as hard to understand as Jose
>>
>>380492723
Very excited, it sold me on a Switch. I'm glad we're getting power combinations again but I hope it isn't a repeat of Squeak Squad.
>>
>still no latias
>>
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>>380493030
This
>>
>Mario 64 remake for switch
>presentation narrated by Pannenkoek
how hard would this break /v/?
>>
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>>380492042
>>
>french accent
Where's that translator?
>>
Won't they show anything new today?
>>
>>380493003
I'll take a Kendra, a Theresa, even a Sam. I just want somebody ;_;
>>
>you will neve be able to roll your tongue after every word
>>
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R
>>
>>380493041
Ubi conference, he was tearing up when his game was shown off for the first time and old man shiggy was there
>>
Would love to hear what this guy is saying
>>
>>380493041
Fat guy cried in ubisoft conference in front of miyamoto
>>
>>380493082
>comfy
fuck off tumblr
>>
>>380493083
You're not. I watched the Rabbids show on Hulu last month and it was pretty amusing.
>>
>>380493173
POINT
FIVE
A
PRESSESSSSSSSSS
>>
>ubishit
Why, Nintendo?
>>
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>>380493173
that faggot holds too much power
>>
>>380492856
Metroid or Animal Crossing.
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Splatoon 2 looks great. Hope it doesn't kill ARMS, though.
>>
that's gotta be the least french looking guy i've ever seen
>>
>>380493041
https://youtu.be/JWTnSoy_zwk?t=312
>>
>>380493041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4tUL2rSYBg&
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>>380493120
It looks good so far to me
I love Poppy Bros Junior.
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>>380493189
I'm thinking not, maybe in the last day in the last 20 sec
>>
Are Nintendo fans really this out of the loop on shooters that including a standard FPS gamemode since 2010 is exciting news?
>>
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When did Ubisoft hire Slavov's brother?
>>
>>380493173
>mario trailer starting up
>Record scratch
>but first...
>>
>>380493297
seriously, where's his burqa?
>>
>>380493227
it was pretty adorable desu
>>
guys i'm behind the scenes at the nintendo booth and they are planning to
>>
Why are you waifu fags such creeps in here?
>>
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>>380492679
Bill is the one who blacks.
>>
>>380493041
The director of this game cried because senpai noticed him.
>>
>>380493173
Walls
>>
Fatty should join GameXplain, he'd fit right in.
>>
>>380492856
Metroid or Pokemon if the Switch game is officially announced.
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A game featuring rabbids shouldn't be allowed to look interesting.
I wonder if we'll ever get a fantasy X-COM that isn't rabbids.
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>>380493182
>>380493297
He's Italian you stupid amerifat
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>>380493189
How the fuck are we supposed to know?
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>>380493297
Isn’t he Italian? The games being developed by Italian studio.
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>Luigi's death stare is a special ability in itself
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>>380493083
Humorous, sure, but not funny and definitely not cute. The pink around their mouths looks like Homer Simpson-style stubble, which makes the princess rabbid look like a tranny.
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These devs are nice to listen to. The Treehouse guys barely got a word in last time.
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>Why aren't there waifus?
Last year the only game they were showing off was Zelda, which just so happens to be one of the 3 games that girls actually play. That's why we had so much time of girls doing the coverage last year.
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>>380493363
rip anon
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>>380493416
>gamexplain
Haven't heard of those guys since smash, are they still shit?
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>>380493294
>tfw the only opened amiibo I have is inkling girl
>tfw I don't even use amiibo
worth it for the little dashboard decoration.
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>>380493173
>Presentation gets interrupted
>YOU CAN'T JUST CALL IT HALF AN A PRESS!
>He has to be removed by security
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Did he just say 250 weapons or did I mishear that?
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>>380492778
Home.
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>>380493378
she's so cute!
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This would have been okay if it was just Mario characters.
Or fuck, at least the actual Ray-Man characters.
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>>380493509
Are they showing off the DLC at the Treehouse?
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>hell
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>HELL IN A SHELL
>HELL
>THIS WORD IN A MARIO GAME
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>>380493509
What is a game popular with "girls"?
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>hell in a shell
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>HELL IN A SHELL
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H*** IN A SHELL?
WHAT IS THIS GAME RATED
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>HELL IN A SHELL
WOAH NINTENDO WTFF
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>>380493321
Cute :3
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>>380493294
They're going for two differnet audiences. Splatoon is team-based while ARMS is just 1v1. But there's no way ARMS will have as much of a success as Splatoon did.
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>the word hell
>in a Nintendo game
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>hell
>in an english mario game
uh oh
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>>380492856
Metroid or Fire emblem
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>>380493378
dr_cox_and_JD_looking_back_in_disgust.jpg
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>>380493517
yes
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>>380493509
>implying that waifus play zelda exclusively
>splatoon 2's inventional showed more waifus than zelda
good job knucklehead
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STOP HITTING YOURSELF.
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>>380493638
S FOR SADISTIC
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>heck in a sheck
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What the fuck is honey damage? What the fuck is this game?
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R R R R R R R
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>>380493509
So the girls will be back tomorrow when they demo Kirby?
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>>380493083
Obviously not. Do you think Ubisoft does anything before checking demographic statistics in their PR department? I'd reckon they put more money into market research than their games at this point.
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>Hell in a shell
Mama fucker!
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>americucks think hell is a swear word
Embarrassing
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They said hell in kid icarus faggots
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Ubisoft was a mistake.
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How spooked will little tykes be when Mario experiences Ubisoft's trademark no-face glitch for the first time
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>>380493563
Yeah, he said that.
Eight characters with primary and secondary weapons, that averages to 30 weapons per character. Sounds reasonable.
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>HECK IN A SHECK
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>>380493574
This. There's no way I play with these shitty rabbids characters
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>>380493202
I feel you dude, I'm not sure that I want somebody right now because of reasons. I just want someone supportive, interesting, respectful and down to earth... I can't stand self centered people anymore.
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>>380493731
30% CHANCE FOR HONEY
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>>380493542
>gets uninvited from the jamboree
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>>380493748
feels like all I see it people hate them, guess it's just me.
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>>380492209
Oh damn
Thanks anon.
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>>380493762
Nintendo used to be a Christian company
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IT'S A SHELL OF A GOOD TIME
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>LOCKED
paid dlc confirmed
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>>380493574
Rayman x Mario would have been so good.
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is this rated M?
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>>380493778
>HUCK IN A FUCK
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>>380493731
It's Xcom. I mean it is blantantly Xcom. When they get to battle, all the symbology and mechanics are pretty much the same, just with mario abilities and no overworld.I would actually think it'd look semi fun but the rabbids ruin ANY chance of me enjoying this.
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And the cultural marxification of Nintendo begins. Slowly at first, simply wear them down through Ubisoft. "Friends" they say. It's all downhill from here.
"Hell in a shell" - that'll show those racist japs!
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>Why not unwind? ON YOUR OPPONENT'S FACE!
I'd rather unwind on latias' face
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i love this guy's thick accent
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>>380493857
There's nothing wrong with the word hell, kill yourself
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ONE HELL OF A GUY
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Man, this frog accent is terrible
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>FUCKING NIGGERS GET OUT OF MY MUSHROOM KINGDOM BEFORE I HOLOCAUST YOU LIKE WHAT HITLER DID TO THE KIKES- Mario
Fuck, is Raimi writing this game?
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>Luigi is sniper
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>>380493926
>Formerly Sneed's
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Cant believe im urironically oing to purchase a ubisoft rabbids game.
this has been a weird E3.
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>>380493868
They just said it's story locked
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>Hell in the Shell
>All these new sexy Nintendo characters
Treehouse bfto.
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>life's a BEECH
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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expect more announcements to come faglords
https://twitter.com/japanese3ds/status/875079425880186880
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>>380493938
2 blue shells weren't enough.
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>>380493848
Have you ever heard someone say "I love Nickelback" - obviously they're selling shitloads of music to SOMEONE. Ubisoft knows these things better than you or I. Sadly it doesn't translate to good art.
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>>380493778
>Sneed's Feed and Seed
>Formerly Chuck's
What did they mean by this?
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>>380493602
>>380493605
"Hell" isn't a swear word, Amerifats
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>>380493173
>>Mario 64 remake
Just give me the virtual console already! Please. I'll gladly take the original on the go. I've wanted to do so ever since I first played the game.
I am slowly starting to accept that the virtual console will likely not happen for the Switch though. For whatever the reason. Probably tied to the damned subscription service that's coming.
They probably want us to temporarily gain access to the games, so that we can't just purchase our favourite classics and then ignore the virtual console. It'll suck, but yeah.
It would absolutely make my day though if they launched an actual virtual console.
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>>380493938
>only muricans use "marxist" as an insult
>even rich capitalists in developed countries read marx because his theories on class warfare still hold up, even if they're on the other side of the war
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The descriptions in this game are not appropriate for kids.
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>BADASS PRINCESS
>HELL IN THE SHELL
>LIFE'S A BEECH
What are we getting into /v/?
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>>380494186
Yeah the 3ds/ds 64 remakes just aren't the same. Can't wait until switch is end of life and it because the ultimate homebrew machine
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>>380494179
It is according to mummy. So is "bloody". "Bloody hell!" is a double nono and I will be in big trouble if I say that.
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The tournament from yesterday and this new horde mode has definitely sold me on this game. The Yoshi game looks like it has pretty solid level design for being so early in development, hopefully they fix those god awful animations.
I really want to see more of the Kirby switch game though, it looks like a sequel to crystal shards with a bunch of stuff taken from the better games.
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>>380494191
>even rich capitalists in developed countries read marx because his theories on class warfare still hold up, even if they're on the other side of the war
Even outside of that, he is one of the most respected and influential philosophers of the last few centuries. He did a lot more than invent communism.
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>>380493807
Good news, you don't have to.
Once you unlock Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi, you can kick the Rabbids out of your team.
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You can reset skills mid battle?
This has more strategy than actual fucking XCOM
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>>380494191
rather be murican than "le enlightened" idiot sucking marks's cock and pushing sjw decadent fuckery in society
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>>380494621
go back to /pol/ where you belong
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>>380494621
>would rather be American than be enlightened
No surprise there.
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go fuck yourself neofag
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hi
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>>380494769
>not giving communism a platform is now /pol/
Back to >>>/co/llege
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-06-14-miyamoto-pikmin-4-still-progressing
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So I heard Grant Kirkhope did this music? I believe it.
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