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Nintendo Treehouse Live 2017-06-14 07:08:18 Post No. 380486052
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Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aioXn0ut6gE
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>the shy guys were moving the platforms in level one all along
>eating them in level two makes them a permanent platform in level one
>the train in the first level can be stopped at a train station by hitting a switch in the second level
>rewarded for remembering level design from one perspective to the next
I can get into this "play level from this side, then this side" style
Thoughts?
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENTS
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Rate the treehousefus
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I love Latias!
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this game is dark
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>posting old busted whores instead of the new hotness
nigga pls
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Wipe out the shy guy menace.
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Vehicular manslaughter confirmed
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KIRBY SMASH WHEN?
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>>380486175
Put the helmet back on before you get hurt autismo
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Kindra's backside edition
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EGG THE SHY GUYS
RACE WAR NOW
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THE TIME OF SHY GUYS IS OVER
THE ERA OF YOSHI IS NOW
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>Nintendo actually making a game where you play as the bad guy
Color me surprised
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This game is really adorable and pretty nicely done. Still needs some fine-tuning. Playing as a villain, massacring these innocent shy guy families is quite a feat.
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When will we get to the reveals?
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SHYGUY GENOCIDE SIMULATOR
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>>380486175
They do them randomly.
Might get one after another segment
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any one here ever gotten off to the sounds yoshi makes?
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Where is my wife Theresa? I need her cuteness!
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>>380486052
What happened to Alison, is she on the rotation? She was my favourite Treehouse girl.
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she just fucked crushed that shy guy, what the fuck. That wasn't even necessary for the bridge. What kind of game is this
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ShyLivesMatter (ID: !c.WsXUpECk)
2017-06-14 07:10:20
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https://strawpoll.com/se22x13
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This game is so cute it almost makes me angry. But then it doesn't.
I feel like I could play this and I'd forget about all worries. I wouldn't even kill any shy guys, just do a pacifist run. Why would I want to hurt any of those cute shy guys holding a flower or taking a nap?
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This game is winning me over, /v/ros. I'm gonna fall for the comfy meme just like I did for Wooly World.
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>>380486313
post theresa's thighs
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>yfw this game goes full Spec Ops: The Line ath the end
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>>380486167
deepest lore
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Yoshi game by Yoko Taro when?
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>Using 2 player ground pound will flip the stage for you
Wat
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Looks better than Wooly World.
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I am so fucking sick and tired of "le calm, relaxed yoshi platformer with cute art style and calm music"
I understand Yoshi was never the most difficult platformer, but would it kill them to make something that you can at least die in? Yoshi's Story had at least a moderate amount of challenge. All the new Yoshi games are more like art pieces than they are platformers.
And yes, the music is great, the art style is beautiful and creative, but at the same time the gameplay just keeps getting easier and easier.
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Oh that's really cool. A simultaneous ground pound switches the side you are on.
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Why do Shy guys have to be our enemies?
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>>380486321
Alison Rapp? Wasn't she the one who endorsed pedophilia on Twitter?
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>>380486363
Because the nature of man is to destroy
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>>380486170
Not only that, it's the SAME animal noises that we've been hearing for almost 10 years. Isn't that great?
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>modern yoshi music
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>>380486175
Waiting for Bayo3
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>you only get to experience 50% of the game (backside) if you have another player to play with locally
Why is this allowed?
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>>380486307
haha
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>>380486391
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>moo moo meadows milk
It's so fucking cute.
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#ShyGuyLivesMatter
They dindu nuffin
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>>380486391
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>>380486410
Yoko Taro was on E3?
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>>380486391
Holy shit
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MOMMY TODAY
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good-feel are so good at unique art-styles
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>>380486451
They look innocent, but they actually eat babies.
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>>380486321
she fucked a dog then got fired for doing softcore porn with nintendo products without permission. After that she went on a crazy feminist rampage with some other "feminist gaming personalities"
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>Be a shy guy, minding your own business in the background
>Yoshi kills you with his spawn
Shy guys have a rough life.
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RHINO SHY GUY AVENGE YOUR BRETHEREN
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is this game directed by Taro
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Shy Guy's Revenge
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>>380486496
Sounds no different than Snipperclips to me lad
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>>380486443
This
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STOP THE SHY GUY GENOCIDE
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H-HE'S FAST!
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>>380486443
>Yoshi's story had at least a moderate amount of challenge
What, if you're 5?
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>>380486372
Theresa's thighs are only for contemplating.
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>>380486341
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>>380486496
i imagine it will work in SP
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>>380486575
At work :^)
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>>380486443
What youre complaining about is collecting secrets versus platforming. Its not your type of game.
I have nowhrre to turn to for these kinds of games so eat it
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It looks like a normal, fun Yoshi game. They're meant to be cute, it's YOSHI.
I think it's kinda funny how GREEN Yoshi is 1P and RED is 2P, opposite the Mario Bros.
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>Shyguy mass murder simulator
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>>380486494
Bayno
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Kirby & Yoshi's Genocide Journey game when?
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N-NANI?!?!! HE'S FAST!!
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>>380486639
Fuck you, Yoshi's Story was fun.
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>>380486391
God damn.
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>>380486595
>she fucked a dog
what
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The two people playing it seem to be having genuine fun.
That's a good sign.
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SHY GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH
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>It hates me more
NO SHIT KINDRA, YOU'RE KILLING HIS KIND
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>>380486648
>wider than her shoulders
literally perfect
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NANDARA RHINO HARO
NANI!?!?!?
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>>380486321
She got fired, anon. Promoting pedophilia, having a second job as an "escort" and for being an all-round nutter.
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>>380486534
Goddamn
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Guys I already jacked off and I still wanna marry best girl Theresa
Is this love?
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According to NOA official on >>>/r/eddit there *are* more surprises left
According to NOA official on >>>/r/eddit there *are* more surprises left
According to NOA official on >>>/r/eddit there *are* more surprises left
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>>380486496
They showed before that you can flip the stages from the world map in the single player mode.
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>>380486391
This is the reason I rarely go out of my way to kill Shy Guys.
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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>>380486443
Reminder that in Kirby Epic Yarn you could literally not die.
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>>380486728
>literally falling for the marketing
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Did they announce anything other than Samus returns yet?
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Game seems kind of cozy. Pic related.
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>>380486657
I need a latias edit of this
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>>380486372
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>>380486648
jesus
her thighs are so fucking thicc and soft, wish she would sit on me
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>>380486313
You are my nigga
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Is Mega Milk playing right now? Or is it the other girl?
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Gonna need a drawfag to draw a giant shy girl grabbing Kendra with her tongue
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YouTube stream's description said all games featurd E10+. That means no
>Bayo 3
>No More Heroes
>SMT
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>>380486713
It doesn't have to be hard to be fun.
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>>380486575
Their eyebrows match
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GO RHINO SHY GUY
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>>380486819
Superstar Saga remake that got leaked a while back
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>>380486534
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>>380486785
mother 1+2+3+4+5 confirmed
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>>380486819
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga remake
Nothing today yet but >>380486785
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>>380486391
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>>380486853
I swear, someday I will marry a kyoani girl
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>>380486341
When does the AU introduction start in the Day 1 video?
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>>380486391
>This Shy Guy could have been a partner in a proper Paper Mario game
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Anyone else sick of the arts & crafts art styles? Give us something fucking new.
Could you imagine how awesome a 2D watercolor Yoshi would be?
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>>380486785
but why would nintendo by on /r/
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>>380486785
go back
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>yoshi such a japlet that he can't pop balloons himself
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>>380486785
Source?
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>>380486391
>>380486534
Why?
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>>380486321
fired because she's a lolicon
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>>380486819
Yes, they are remaking Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga for the 3DS. They are also adding a brand new mode to the game where you play as Bowser's minions.
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>>380486819
Mario and Luigi SSS remake
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>>380486874
genociding shy guys doesn't warrant an AO rating? wow
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>>380486853
Jose was fucking great.
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>that janky thing with yoshi floating off the side of the platform
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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>>380486785
They specifically said on the stream yesterday that there's new reveals today and tomorrow. This isn't new news.
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>>380486859
Kindra. Gray haired chick
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>>380486881
I know, that's what i'm saying. The game was fun despite its relative ease.
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Theresa 4chan called, they want your cuteness back.
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EATING YOUR FRIENDS CONFIRMED
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>>380486052
The right girl is 100% qt
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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>>380486534
Oh man
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>>380486657
jesus christ...
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>>380486970
>Lolicon
Not even a shotacon, but a lolicon? That's kinda hot.
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Are on the first level or literal every single one is this boring?
Holy shit, that rhino moves slow as hell, they are forcing the notion it's a real threat, that is a bad sign
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>Had to build a dionsaur cardboard armor so you can protect your family and society from a glutton monster
And we are not even talking about Kirby this time!
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What is coming up next?
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>>380486391
>>380486534
I never gave this game a chance.
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>>380486391
SHYGUY NO
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these stages are fucking endless
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ONE YOSHI DEAD. FINISH THE JOB, RHINO!
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>>380486942
That just makes it WORSE!
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no gf to play this game with....
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>>380486625
>>380486624
wtf?
that HAS to be the best looking tranny i have ever seen.
her voice is very femine, how does she do it?
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This looks actually good with big stages and puzzles
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where is the coolest guy poochie
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>>380486391
>>380486534
Good Soldiers....follow orders...
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>Yoshi Island games
they can't be more cute
>Yoshi Yarn
they can't be more cute
>YOSHI
WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE DAMMIT
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>Tfw Theresa is a dead ringer for my gf
Life is swell
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>>380486595
>softcore porn
SAUCE
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>>380487152
I know.
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>>380486942
That's the greatest tragedy.
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>>380486534
This is too dark.
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>>380486391
>baby tier everything
Spec Ops had its issues and shit for kids can be deep and well made, but this is mediocre and basic as fuck
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>>380486534
Bruh
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>>380487167
By being an actual woman.
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>>380487167
soylent
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>>380486648
MOAR! I NEED 2 CONTIMPLATE
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>>380486391
>>380486534
This is not okay
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>>380486443
The vast majority of Nintendo audience are adults and always getting older but the games keep getting easier.
In fact they keep adding new modes in the Yoshi and Kirby games to make them EASIER. We should have modes for people who have been playing for 20/30 fucking years who want a challenge
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>>380486575
She looks like an albino baboon with makeup.
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>>380486934
6:10:30
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>>380487096
It's a yoshi game, they all play super slow and comfy.
I know a girl who swears by the yoshi games, it's nice easy platforming for people who don't really play video games.
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>>380487096
>game comes out next year
>doesn't even have a title
>showing anything past the first couple levels
use your head you dork
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>>380487096
They've done one level from two perspectives and this level on now with co-op.
I like the perspective idea, if you're alone you're rewarded for being conscious about level design
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>we will never get a good Yoshi game
>this was literally the last good one
I've pirated every single yoshi game just to see if any are worth a damn, literally fuck all this yarn/wool/gimmick shit. Just give me a proper good yoshi game goddamn
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>Rhino Murder Land
>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Absolute monsters
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Bet there will be no online, because you know, that would make sense.
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>>380487096
this is the second area.
This games puzze-focused so its not going to be terribly hard.
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>>380487187
Faggot.
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>>380486451
Shyguys aren't exactly Mario universe enemies.
They got imported from Doki Doki Panic.
So, DESTROY THEM ALL!
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the new drakengard game is lookin pretty great
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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haha
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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fuck yoshi ruin this peaceful papercraft kingdom
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>Rhino Guy has a baby
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
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>>380486391
>>380486534
Every fucking goddamn time.
This scene was too good for that game.
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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>>380487167
By being a real woman with a slightly manly jawline.
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>>380487167
Do you believe this is a transwoman because you believe that you yourself can become as pretty and feminine as she?
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>>380486391
This would be even better if they showed the shy guy dying.
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>the rhino is only mad because his baby rhino is missing
THIS IS FUCKING DEEP
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The DoF on the things close to the camera look a little janky with being so blurry but having sharp edges. I hope they fix that.
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>>380486391
>>380486534
Color Splash was too casual but the Shy Guy/Toad humor was on point
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>>380487167
>tranny
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>>380486391
>colour
fuck off retard
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Kindra: "you are the only one who can do this for me"
>she will never tell you this
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>>380486595
>she fucked a dog
source?
any video?
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STANDING
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testing to see if im still banned
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>>380487294
Thats what Woolly World was
DS was a good follow up but you guys had your aspergers trigger for no reason
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>>380487237
I'm one of those guys that thought that Spec Ops was a ton of fun for a bog standard TPS. I need to 100% it someday after I finish 100% all the Arkham games.
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They better not fucking kill the baby or adult rhinos.
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>The music is so intense xD
This bitch trying so hard
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>>380487006
shy guys are hwhite they don't count
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>IT'S TOO EASY
>this crocodile section
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>>380487382
There are shy guys beneath the rhinos though.
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>>380487237
That's what would make a huge tone shift at the end more impactful.
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>>380487382
or maybe they both have issues and the baby is in there in the first..
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This game looks so bland. Polished, but still bland. Did we not just have Wooly World? Did anyone even ask for this?
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>this recorder music
Why?
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Are shy guys the jews of the mushroom kingdom
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Why does Nintendo constantly like to bully the Shy Guys? They're just doing their jobs to keep things functioning and now they get eaten by Yoshi for doing just that.
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>>380486848
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>>380486534
>>380486391
should i actually give this game a try
this may have convinced me to keep an open mind
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JUSTICE FOR THE SHY GUYS, GET EATEN YOU YOSHI FUCKS
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Imagine ramming Theresa's xtra thicc thighs from behind
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>>380487473
she meant the game is intense and the music is just friendly playing along as if there were nothing
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Looks alright, but will my man Nep-Enuts be in the game?
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>>380487167
Kindra a cute.
>>380487394
Alexandra a cuter!
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VEXED
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Where is Audrey!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>380487523
2 0 1 8
0
1
8
Game isn't even on the show floor
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>>380487493
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VEXXED
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>wired lightbulbs at the goal
it's the little things
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>>380486534
>>380486391
You made me remember
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>>380487398
No one's saying the game is good faggot.
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>>380487567
thanks
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>>380486391
>nintenkiddos think mario is dead
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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>>380486893
>mother 1+2+4+5 confirmed
Fix'd
Official Mother 3 NEVER EVER
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>>380487202
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Alison_Rapp
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>>380487523
Making Yoshi games for eternity is Arczest's sole purpose.
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Is getting past those alligators really so difficult?
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Does anyone have that image with all the Nintendo girls?
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>on m4c
>someone rolls for amount of good switch exclusives
>gets 99
nintendo wins, pack it up
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>>380487473
>hearing comprehension
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This foreground background shit seems real annoying.
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>>380487167
>that HAS to be the best looking tranny i have ever seen
(you) haven't seen many trannies then, have you?
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>>380486201
aussies have such a retarded smile
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>>380486391
Amazing.
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SALMON RUN MODE IN SPLATOON COMING UP
FIRST ITME EVER
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Splatoon 2 next
WHAT THE FUCK GIVE US KIRBY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE HAVE LIKE THREE KIRBY GAMES ON THE WAY
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SBLADOON
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Yoshi game have a name yet?
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>>380487637
i would have liked staggered/fluckering Yohi's island style wheel, but its still cute
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>kindra will never laugh like that at your penis
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>but we had fun!
Fuck this shit. This game sucks.
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SALMON RUN
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>>380487167
>Narcissa Wright
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>Stage hands Shy guy at the back of the stage
Nintendo needs to make a shy guy game.
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CUM IN MY MOUTH
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>>380487578
It's honestly not a bad game. Not as good as TTYD by any means, but it ain't bad.
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>>380487187
You fucker.
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So this is what playing co-op with a girl/woman player feels like... ha-ha
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Splatoon again, fuck this shit.
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GIVE ME PIKMIN YOU FUCKS
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the anikmations in yoshi look so damn stiff. awful
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>>380487753
and don't forget that mystery 3DS one
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3DS surprise inbound.
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>>380487758
No, it's tough to top wooly world
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>>380487764
t. shyguy
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>more splatoon
I sleep
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>>380487424
>Alison Rapp's life continued to deteriorate after her illegal prostitution cost her her job at Nintendo. Her husband Jake left her and moved in with his girlfriend just a few months after the firing, and Alison has had to rely on the thirstiness of internet men to pay her bills as instead of getting an actual job Rapp has resorted to shilling heavily edited nude photos of herself. After Jake left her, Alison currently lives alone with a dog and a cat in a pricey Seattle apartment she can barely afford, and which constantly stinks due to the diet of the inhabitants
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Alison_Rapp
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>Salmon Run next
Woo
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>>380487758
It;s just Yoshi (Working Title)
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>>380487707
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>that wave and cutesy bye
Jesus
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>>380487747
Splatoon was great, cant wait for more
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>splatoon
Didn't they show off that shit game enough yesterday?
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>>380487834
WATCH
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>>380487167
Why does she have a golden cockroach dangling from her neck?
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>>380487758
Yes, Yoshi. It is reboot of series. Very kino.
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>MORE Splatoon 2
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>this intermission music
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>>380487764
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I just want Nintendo to be king so it feels like when I was a kid, nothing seems good anymore
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>>380487792
No thank you
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>>380486443
The game is for young children.
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>loli cum blast fish mode
Splatoon is shaping up to be pretty good.
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>>380487696
Those are some perfect titties.
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Rate the Yoshi
It's early as fuck but I did like what they showed you can do with the perspective flipping
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DAMMIT NINTENDO I HAVE WORK TO DO
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I hope Arms Invitational is at the end and they fit an actual announcement today.
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Samurai mode?
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>>380487874
THOSE
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>>380487696
>child pornography advocate
Bravo Nintendo.
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>>380487858
We're getting Salmon Run aka horde mode you fucking moron
All of you morons who don't want to see more of this fuck off now
treehouse threads are for comfy
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>splatoon again
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>>380487854Post the webm
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I hope you guys know that SAM IS BEST GIRL
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>>380487848
I miss Chiko
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>>380487696
>In June 2016, as part of her Patreon 'content' Alison Rapp began writing Medium.com "diary" entries, primarily about her mental illnesses, particularly Borderline Personality Disorder.[50] These writings reveal some disturbing things, such as Rapp recommending people claim animals are "emotional support animals" so they can bring dogs anywhere they want including having it take up a seat on an airplane for free[51], and her descriptions of a BPD freak out in early July 2016 when she was forced to move out of her apartment and was having marital issues with Jake, resulting in Alison punching herself in the head, slamming her head against the wall, then strangling herself with a belt, repeatedly[52], resulting in a trip to the hospital
WEEEEEEEEEW LAD
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>>380487796
It's okay bro, Kix still honors his memory
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>>380487926
its good, but too similar to wooly world
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This level design is pretty amazing.
Too bad it's probably far from releasing.
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Shy Guy slaughter is finally over. God bless their souls
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>>380487875
That's a trilobite.
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>>380487926
Baby tier easy, but It looks cute.
#ShyGuyLivesMatter
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>>380487854
11/10
made me nostalgia
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1up girl is better than the original trailer music just put that
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>>380487858
Fuck you dude that was hype.
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AW YEAH SPLATOON
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>>380487926
It looks comfy as fuck
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>>380487848
I like Sam the most
Her quiet voice gets me and she actually seems knowledgeable
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>>380487908
sounds like you're a pedophile. might want to get that checked out.
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>>380487187
Was this during order 66 or something?
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>>380487803
>>380487831
>>380487764
b-b-but Nintendo won guys, m-member?
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>>380486391
>>380486534
NO SHYGUY DON'T GO THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKS GET FOR SHITPOSTING A GAME TO DEATH YOU KILLED THAT POOR SHYGUY
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>>380486804
To some degree I wish you could
Losing all your bits/buttons/whatever they were on taking damage made saving up an absolute bitch
I'd rather just die and not lose all my shit
>>
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>>380487985
J U S T
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>>380487858
they didn't show it off at all, they just had a tournament at the end
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Did they show off Kirby yet?
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>>380487854
>not playing the hard-mode version with sharp metal teeth
BRUH
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>>380488048
>a real rack
DELET
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Something tells me that Kirby Fightan' won't be revealed until a later Direct in coming months
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>>380487926
the shy guys were cute but the game didn't look fun to me at allrather just replay cool spot
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>>380487696
>that ass
More like Alison BRAAAP
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>>380487909
DO IT NOW
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>>380486391
>Mario, I'll probably be ordered to attack you some day. And it'll be Bad Guy versus Good Guy.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
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>splatoon
fucking YAWWWWWWWN. When the hell is Kirby?
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FUCK YEAH SPLATOON
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>>380486391
>>380486534
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>>380487848
>thats theresa
>thats what some anons cream their selves over
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Goddamit I just want more Odyssey gameplay. Is that too much to ask?
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Salmon Run looks to be fantastic, hope that I can play with /v/ online
>>380487939
ARMS invitational is at 6:30 PM EST
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>>380487926
It has some potential. It's hard to say at this point of development but I think they need to put more work on the graphics to make the game look more comfy
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>>380487941
WRIST
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Get the fuck out if your taste is so awful that you unironically dislike Splatoon
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>>380487939
If they dedicate 30 minutes each to Splatoon and Arms before the tournament, then we've got about 2 hours, or about 2-4 other games for them to give time to today.
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>>380487968
It's Salmon Run though
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>>380487758
Yoshi: Geno-Shy
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oh boy more SHIT we've already seen
NEW SHIT WHEN
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>>380486053
>Medarot subs
My niggaI made those, makes me so happy seeing someone that watched them
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>more pedobait squids
That's why no one besides nips cares about you, Nintendo!
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>>380487243
>>380487245
>>380487360
>>380487369
>>380487394
>>380487724
>>380487789
sorry, i didnt look good enough. Google made me believe that pic related was her before the transformation
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>>380487982
Me too
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>>380487969what webm
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>>380487926
It seems like single-player will be really shit since you can't flip freely and the levels don't exactly seem to be challenging. Co-op could be decent although that assumes you have someone else to play through. Either way, I'm not the target audience of this game so I'm not really bothered about it.
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If Yoshi is far enough in development that it has a playable build ready then where the fuck is Kirby Switch?
GIVE ME KIRBY REEE
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>>380487926
Cute/10
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>>380487696
wow
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>>380488150
>Kirby
I am so ridiculously excited for that game. It looks great. I want it now.
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>>380487926
Feels to early for another yoshi game but it seems comfy
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I'LL BE YOUR 1-UP GIRL
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What's the story of this yoshi game
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>>380488181
But it's boring as hell
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>treehouse threads being uncomfy today because of all the morons who don't belong here and are only here because they think we're getting more announcements
Reggie said we'd get new announcements during the first hour of treehouse after the direct and we did. That's it. No more new games.
Get lost and let us be comfy here.
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HERE WE GO
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>>380488210
is the facemask thing a joke? why are east asians so fucking weird?
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Who's the chick singing the pauline song?
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I'LL BE A ONE UP GIRL
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TIME FOR LOLI SQUIDS
THIS IS WHY NINTENDO IS SO GREAT.
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God I love this song.
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>>380487908
As long as they're king to you, isn't that all that matters?
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who /1upboy/ here?
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>>380488120
just believe kirbyman
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>>380487252
We need more of these hidden gems in Mario Oddesey, the NPCs so far look pretty lame.
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>>380486391
>>380486534
I came here to get comfy, not feel.
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>>380488182
They had an Arms segment yesterday.
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>this Odyssey music
An errection every time.
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>>380486443
It's for kids and people to play with their younger relatives and such. I mean you can play it out of that range, but you probably wouldn't enjoy it as much if you already feel like that about it. I enjoyed YWW at a friend's house but it was more because of the multiplayer.
>>380488334
Aye same here
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>no cutie girl commentary
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Did this black guy that used to play smash get hired by the treehouse?
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Nintendo is doing a Reddit AMA rn.
Ask them about Theresa
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/6h9s6l/hi_im_mr_koizumi_producer_of_super_mario_odyssey/
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>>380487876
i hope not, they should name it yoshi cardboard carnage or some shit
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GIVE ME KIRBY YOU FUCKING NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>replacing waifus with fat balding men
kill me
>>
>Arms: Tomorrow
>Splatoon 2: July
>Mario X-COM: August
>Pokken DX: September
>Mario Odyssey: October
>Fire Emblem Warriors: November
>Xenoblade 2: December, if it doesn't get delayed
kinda lacklustre desu
>>
SMITTY
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>>380488180
ROCKETS
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>no audrey yet
See you guys in a while
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>>380488218
>I made those
You did good. You're great.
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>some nigger instead of waifu
Fuck off. Lynch this cunt.
>>
ey it's those guys
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>>380488298
faggot autist kys
>>
IT'S TIME TO
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The splatoon tournament was hype as fuck, but how fun is playing the game online? Do you get a lot of snipe retards who can't hit shit and are deadweight or something like that?
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>interrupting this song
assholes
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>Crew
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>>380487926
>rating a game for babies
Maybe after a game of Yoshi we can all go to the movies to see Cars 3
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>splatoon
>no latias
>no theresa
t-thanks nintendo
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Who else here is waiting for -8 to make a flash with 1-up girl?
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>>380487954
>She defends the possession of child pornography and the pedophiles who possess it
>She defends actual photography and video of abused children, not just illustrations like lolicon or shotacon
>She supports the idea of child sexual agency, including lowering the age of consent. She frequently cites the Japanese age of consent, which is 13.
>There is no evidence that Alison Rapp is a pedophile herself.
>>
>Memesquids
>Again
>NINTENDOMINATION 11/10 FUCK ME REGGIE
Fucking babies
>>
It's fucking nothing.
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>>380488398
That's Koizumi. Why would he know or care about Theresa? She wasn't even on Odyssey coverage.
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>>380488414
The translator is hot.
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Anyone got the gook Squid Scientistdabbingpose?
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>>380487294
Fuck off faggot, Wooly world WAS a good Yoshi game.
The aesthetic was no detriment.
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>>380488398
no, fuck off
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>>380488415
It looks good after Odyssey. But yeah, got a solid 4 months of mediocrity coming up.
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Is there more treehouse tomorrow?
I need my kirby
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>>380488032
I think everyone is in agreement with that
1-up girl is catchy as fuck.
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>JUST guy
evry time
>>
TIME FOR MY HUSBANDO
YOU WAIFU FAGS HAD YOUR TURN NOW ITS MINE
>>
FUCK OFF KIRBY IS SHIT
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I NEED TO KNOW IF SALMON RUN IS SINGLE PLAYER
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>>380488435
>3D
>waifu
Where do you underage retards keep coming from
>>
W H E R E A R E T H E W A I F U S ? !
>>
Holy shit has that jap been eating rocks every day for the past year?
His teeth as disgusting. A scientist should be able to afford some dental work
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>>380488218
Not the same anon but, thank you man. I'll be watching them soon once I've cleared some of my backlog.
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>>380488415
Arms is fucking out tomorrow?
I haven't even ordered it yet.
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>>380488415
xenoblade actually has a date and the site doesn't say it is a working title, so its probably coming
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>>380488525
This this this, please :3
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>>380488449
nah, most people don't play snipes
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>>380488175
I dunno. I mean graphics for the sake of graphics isn't what I would want in a Yoshi game. The background could be a bit more colorful, like needing some crayon drawings but everything fits the aesthetic of what they are aiming for in cardboard Yoshi.
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>>380488071
poor crying anime gril :(
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>>380486052
man that translator always looks like he's having the time of his life, I'm happy for him
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>>380488218
Fuck your team for making me wait an year for the batch.
Just jokingkinda, thanks for the great subs for a great show.
>>
xD do le odyssy
dancing le oddysy with my mom right now guise
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>>380488313
You might consider one too if you lived in an Asian metropolis
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>>380488492
anon, minus 8 is kill
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>>380488251The one where the teeth are replaced with blades
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>>380488414
>lolicon game not being presented by fat balding men
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>SPLATOON: ZOMBIES
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>>380488516
>>
Odyssey being fucking October and Xenoblade still being 2017 (further along in development than any of us thought after seeing the treehouse footage) is enough of a godsend for me desu.
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>>380488292
Once upon a time, there was an ancient evil dragon who ate many citizens of the Shy Guy society...
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>>380488298
It was also said later in the stream that we'd get new announcements today and tomorrow.
>>
>>380488414
>>380488512
I don't know whats worst, waifufags or plain fags
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>>380488069
search the fives arc and watch on kimcartoon. It's great
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>>380487917
He was a child too back then, and had no problems playing the games.
>>
The Jaws style salmon is great
>>380488497
>he's still mad
>>
>>380488298
fuck off I want Kirby Smash
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>>380486201
Sonny Bill Williams not content with taking up boxing smacks up Splatoon tournaments.
>>
At least they are showing salmon run instead of multiplayer matches.
Yoshi looks like the perfect game to play with my younger cousin when my family babysits, not the type of game to play by myself.
the games not really targeted at you guys.
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>2d waifus
Animu pro plese
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>>380488624
Nah he's still active.
>>
>lolis
>salmon
>cumblasts
It's like they made this game for the sole purpose of porn
>>
>>380488580
I thought they just said "Holiday 2017"?
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>>380488071
What do the others have showing?
>>
>>380488508
>implying that 1 up girl isn't a song about Theresa
>>
>>380488629that sounds dangerous anon
>>
What time is the surprise game announcement?
>>
this mode looks fun
>>
>>380488624
He just did some art of Rabbid Peach though.
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I love horde games, why dont you like it, /v/?
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>>380488720
That's literally the only appeal Splatoon has
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>>380488398
Hello redit
>>
>we want the black ups audience
>>
Is this the only new mode in all of Splatoon 2?
>>
>inseminate
>>
>>380488781
I do like it. I have fond memories of playing the zombie cod shit with my roommates all the time freshman year
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>>380488532
but none of them are attractive. I guess the translator maybe but i wasn't really looking
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>>380488794
anime is the most reddit thing in existence
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god fucking dammit
I just want my ever oasis demo
how much more shit do I have to sit through?
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>>380488298
This. Announcing Samus Returns was a mistake.
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>>380488720
What does salmon have to do with porn
>>
>>380486391
>>380486534
A Mario game got me to tear up a little? WTF?
>>
>>380488398
I forgot we got le redditors in out frontlines.
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>making online inferior on purpose
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There's literally no reason to play this PS2 graph, co-op wannabe shit besides being a filthy pedophile
But again, that's Nintendo for you. For kids and with kids
>>
>nintendo
Why hasn't this dying company died yet? I feel like if nintendo was a company Sony would be the bull and nintendo are the cucks
>>
What's after Splatoon?
>>
>>380488608
Yeah I know, I'm very sorry for making people wait for so long. We had all kinds of problems with our editor and other stuff that kept delaying us.
Hopefully things will be different with Beyblade and Let's & Go!! though.
>>380488428
>>380488571
You're welcome.
I loved this show and I still do, so I made those subs mostly for myself. If other people enjoy them that's even better.
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>>380487696
She looks like a crack addict nowdays. Damn
>>
>>380488568
You honestly think a scientist researching loli squids has free time?
>>
>offline
>online
But can you play local co-op online like say, ARMS?
>>
>>380486534
>>380486391
A good reminder not to listen to /v/. I missed out on this game.
>>
well guys (and girls perhaps), i'm signing off.
it's been a pleasure, especially because i had a lot of (you)'s since a long time
bye!
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>>380488010
She has excellent taste in cambrien life forms.
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>>380486321
/v/ celebrated her fired because they blamed her for fucking with localisations despite her being LITERALLY OUR GUY devoting an entire essay to saying pedos did nothing wrong and being fairly against the censorship. Goes to show if you have even an inkling of leftism in you /vpol/ will ignore everything else that may line up with their beliefs.
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>MAWS KILL INKLING MID AIR
LITERALLY HAD ME LIKE THIS, OH MY GOD
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>>380488298
nintendo themselves confirmed more announcements for today
stop being autistic
>>
was splatoon as big in the west as it was in japan? sales-wise
>>
We should do a mosaic of cute pictures of Theresa and tell her how great she is.
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>>380488573
Friday
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>Activates their super weapon
>Salmon just fucking eats them mid air straight out of Jaws
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>want to buy a switch
>only games I want before Splatoon 2 are Bomberman, Puyo Puyo and Arms
I should just wait, shouldn't I?
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>>380488927
>5 million copies sold
Stay salty.
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>>380486785
>>380486965
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/6h6f7n/e3_day_2_discussion_and_reactions/diw4fre/?context=10000
[–]Akabutz 91 points 9 hours ago
What are the odds of more new titles announcements?
[–]Nintendo_America Nintendo of America (Verified) 306 points 5 hours ago
Pretty good.
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>>380486313
>>380486648
>>380486857
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>Inkling getting snapped right out of the sky by a Maws
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>>380488894
Goddamn that game looks neat. I'm sad that it's confirmed to be a complete flop
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Bakudan missiru
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>>380488746
Anywhere between now and 3:30PM PST (ARMS invitational)
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HE'S BACK
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>>380489008
you're damn right. if you had a job, i'd get you fired from it too, you worthless neet fuck.
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thats pretty horrifying for splatoon
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>>380489062
>want three games that will be out by the end of next week
>a month until a fourth comes out
I genuinely don't know why you'd wait, especially since it could take time to find one.
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>>380489037
after we're done one of us could go to her house and slip it under the door
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>>380486443
>I am so sick of le calm Yoshi game
>Btw Yoshi's Story was hard guys
Jesus fucking Christ worst post all day.
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Will the Salmon horde mode have more maps than just this one?
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Boss Salmon are cool.
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>>380488898
>he doesn't know
I, too, yearn for the innocence that you are anon.
Alas, 4chan will always be my mistress. Treasure it. Treasure your ignorance before it's too late.
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>>380488449
Don't worry, even if you got 2 snipers on your team you can carry with a roller.
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>tits mcgee caked up her face in makeup and looks more like a clown than a real person
why do grills do this?
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>>380488415
>tfw more 3DS games I'm looking forward to this year with Ever Oasis, Samus Returns, Etrian Odyssey V, USUM, and probably Kirby
Still gotta get that Switch for Odyssey and Xenoblade though.
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>>380488415
>Arms: Tomorrow
>Splatoon 2 next month
>Still don't have a Switch
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>ITT
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>that was just 10% difficulty
>that was just 10% difficulty
>that was just 10% difficulty
>goes up to 500% difficulty
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>>380489024
Splatoon sold around the same amount in both Japan and America, but because the American Wii U sales were twice as large that means Japanese customers were twice as likely to buy it. Still, sales will be good in the west. This isn't a pure Japan game like Monster Hunter.
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>>380489008
You do realize she was a prostitute right?
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>>380489021
>implying anything worth talking about would be announced at day 2 of treehouse when almost no one watches anymore
yeah enjoy announcements like "this one 5 dollar indie game is now coming to eshop"
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>>380486248
>she poses nude
Why are all women sluts? Can any girls resist posting nude pictures of themselves on the internet?
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>Still haven't fixed the hands
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where do all the shitposters come from?
leave our comfy treehouse thread
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Looks better than the single player
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>10% difficulty
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>>380488927
>P-p-puh-puH-PEDO!!!!!111 1HHAHAHAHAHHA I SURE SHOWED THEM RIGHT SONYBROS?!?!?
fuck off. this is a COMFY thread.
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There will be other stages and harder waves, won't it? I love Salmon Run and I want to play it so bad
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I LOVE SQUID KIDS
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>>380489008
>muh pedos aren't evil
Kill yourself pedo, one day, every pedo will get castrated and will bleed to death, all while being restrained.
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>That was 10% difficulty
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>only 10% difficulty
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>heh....... I was just using 10% of my true power........
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This is kind of a cool mode but I fucking hate the style. The fisher gear and the permanent orange/green
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>>380488927
Got that right bro. Fuck this gay shit, Sony already fucked them up this E3.
MONSTER HUNTER BEEYOTCH!
>>380488938
When did these threads get so based? Shitendo getting BTFOd by Sony's showing still!
And there's no replies? Guess we were right!
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Japanese guy is talking an awful lot compared to the other guys
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>>380489296
They never talk about indies here
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>>380489218
Just tell me you stupid fuck. English is not my first language.
Is it slang for pussy or something
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>>380489270
it goes to 100% you fuck
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>>380489219
Are the player numbers high enough to quickly find matches? Is there even a skill rating?
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>can go up to 500% difficulty
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>>380489302
put the fedora down fag
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>>380489070
>MUH NUMBERS
Tor channels have millions of domains, and every single one is a CP site
also
>Damage control
Seek some help
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IT'S SO FUCKING BORING
BRING KIRBY OUT ALREADY
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>>380489302
That would suck.
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>>380489209
Pretty sure I saw something yesterday that they're gonna be releasing more.
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>>380488890
why are you still here
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>>380489346
just ignore and report, commenting only worsens it.
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>>380489193
Delete this.
she's too perfect to be mean and creepy with her.
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>only 10% difficulty
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This is local only? I don't have any friends.
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FOG OF WAR
FOG OF WAR
FOG OF WAR
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>>380489302
I wish Theresa posted her thicc nude thighs
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>>380489430
Did they say that? I heard 100%
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>more stuff to do offline in Splatoon
Literally all I wanted, that and better servers.
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THIS FOG
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Are they showing off kirby today?
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>>380489357
>>380489360
>>380489508
>easy as fuck mode was only %10
What's the problem, retards?
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It would be fun if you could choose your own ink color via hex code
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>>380489436
Stop spewing your retarded alarmist bait and enjoy the show.
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raspy voice sounds like a animal crossing character
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>suddenly Silent Hill out of nowhere
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>>380489436
>every single one is a CP site
nigger, what?
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>>380489075
monakS
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>>380489302
Could you?
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>FoW
N O I C E
>>380489509
local and online.
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>>380489381
Now it's blue and green. Happy now bitch?
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>>380489509
It's online, too.
Also, new thread?
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>>380489381
Looks like you got Blue now
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nice draw distance, nintenbros
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FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
FOG
>FOG
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>>380489524
>>380489524
I thought I heard 500% as well but from a 100% increment. Not entirely sure now
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looks pretty fun
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>>380489634
we n64 now
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>that laser coming from the fog
spooky
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>>380489537
The original game's singleplayer ended right when it reached its peak. I really hope we get a longer one this time.
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>>380489630
IT'S FOR ATMOSPHERIC PURPOSES FUCK YOU
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>>380489630
Autismo
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>>380489075
Well so far, it seems like they lied.
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I'll get drowned out so I'll just say that Monster Hunter is shit no matter what system is on and Capcom are hacks.
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>>380489630
lmao ???
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>>380489436 (You)
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>>380489414
I'm not sure exactly what that guys is going on about, but vagina is stereotypically said to smell like fish. There might also be something going on about how salmon reproduce, where they lay eggs and then other fish ejaculate on them to fertilize them. My best guess is that he intends something about jacking off on squid girls.
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>>380488894
>Ever oasis
PROTECT
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>>380489630
>Doesn't understand Fog
Holy shit how retarded can you be
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>>380489436
Well the only way you could know this is if you are a pedo yourself huh?
If you don't like the game then get the fuck out, stop baiting for (You)s
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Theresa is cute as h*ck when using make up and short hair. Dang.
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>>380489709
Where's it coming from?
YOU DON'T KNOW
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>>380489630
Thanks
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aside from pokken, splatoon and yooshi
did I miss any thing?
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>>380489302
spot the virgin
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>>380488983
You just experienced everything good in that game by watching those webms.
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>>380489436
>CP analogy
well this is new
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>>380489601
Actually yes.
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Isn't he the Animal Crossing dev? What if...they show that next?
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>>380489762
>>380489719
What are jokes
Autists.
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>>380489097
>I'm sad that it's confirmed to be a complete flop
What did I miss?
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Are there any game modes that support two-player multiplayer with just one Switch console?
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>>380489795
there was a tentacle coming up
cthulu shit
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>>380489754
Makes sense.
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>>380488954
Don't sweat it mate, you guys did a great job. I know how such things go, specially when it's a team effort.
Subbing is tough.
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>>380486391
>>380486534
Goodnight, soldier.
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>>380489294
No shit you fucking moron. I'm not saying all that shit was why she was fired.
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>Water level rising
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>FOG
It's okay when Nintendo does it
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>high tide
PANIC
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>>380489414
I don't fucking know, I'm just fucking with you
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Fuck, this makes me want to take the Wii U out again and play Splatoon.
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>>380489865
That its 2017 and 3DS is dying
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>one logo
>so comfy
>my son would love to play this
>puriss unbearstand
>Reddit AMA
>glorifying gamer whores
Every Nintendo E3 thread in a nutshell.
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>>380489429
I haven't played in a while, but last time I did I had no problem finding matches, but most players are from Japan.
There is a level system and you get matched with people around your same level.
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>>380490084
What are you talking about? The fucking thing just won't die, and let Nintendo dedicate all efforts to Switch.
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>>380489865
Pretty much no hype anywhere
I'll be getting it though, hopefully it does well in the end
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>lost because enemies take back the eggs if you dont grab them
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>>380489782
What's her instagram/twitter?
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LORE
O
R
E
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>>380490150
Go away if you don't like it, and just let us be comfy.
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>>380490150
*my wifes son
ftfy
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EIGHTY PERCENT DIFFICULTY INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIING
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>>380488532
Are you a queer or somethin'
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Do you think Nintendo has enough money to build a nuclear warhead
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>>380490231
same
I literally never buy 3ds games but this will be an exception (assuming the demo is good of couse)
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>>380490348
https://twitter.com/Miskomoon
Now the dox-crying white knight will come after me again. I hope you're happy.
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DEEPEST LORE
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salmonids are the spawn of evil callie
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>>380488914
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>>380490554
I just wanna jack off desu
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>this lore
Good shit
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>>380490681
Whatever, man. Enjoy going through life as an emotionless robot.
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>inklings who already wiped out humanity now want to wipe out another species for fuel
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>>380490773
Are you new faggot?
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I missed the lore what was it?
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>>380490719
She is wholesome, so no lewds on there, like that plastic surgery whore.
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>>380490849
The Inkling menace is literally using unborn salmon babies as fuel
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Whats the appeal in Splatoon? I can understand every other nintendo exclusive but splatoon.
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>>380490815
>mfw Nintendo games are the most brutal of all e3
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So when are we gettinh a full game with this kind of aesthethic or Yoshi's Island?
https://youtu.be/oUrwREVuU7I
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>100%
100%
>100%
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devastated
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>This fucking wave
>Only at 80%
I wanna see this son of a bitch at max percentage.
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>>380487197
>Tfw my gf is a dead ringer for your gf
Life is swell
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>>380490773
>not crying means you're emotionless
You're allowed to be sad without losing control of yourself like a woman.
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>200%
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>>380491087
It's hard to explain. It is the type of game you just have to play to find out if you'll like it.
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>>380491087
It's literally just pedophiles lusting over squid children
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>>380491087
it's a shooter for kids who are too casual for actual shooters
that's literally it, not hard to understand
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>>380486840
fuck me that's Lego racer 2 ain't it?
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>it goes up to 200%
what the FUCK
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>>380491210
nothin' personnel..
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>>380491087
1995-2005 kid's TV nostalgia. If you don't understand, you're either too young or too old to be on /v/.
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>>380491257
I can only imagine what that would be
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>>380491087
It's a really good and well designed game
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>unbeatable 200%
i accept this challenge
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>>380491356
>>380491456
>>380491257
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>>380491416
Kids love Splatoon. In fact I have no idea what you're referring to.
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>>380491404
>being normal is edgy
Go watch a rom-com, pissbaby.
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>>380491416
It looks like Ed, Edd n Eddy -shooter with uglier characters and hysterical gameplay
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>>380491037
Inklings are power hungry monsters. Just look at how they're hoarding the zapfish. Inkling genocide when?
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HERALP HERALP
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