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Is there any video game character that could defeat this man

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Is there any video game character that could defeat this man without hurting the babies?
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Mario with that hat.
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>>380479137
Bunny could.
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>>380479137
He'll never see it coming
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The Flash
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>>380479632
Killing the babies alongside the guy still counts as hurting the babies, you deranged psychopath.
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Assassin's Creed rope dart
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Pepsiman. He just gives the man a can of Pepsi and everything just solved, right there.
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>>380479137
Already did.
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Anyone with superspeed.
Anyone with reality altering powers.
Anyone with superhuman aim.
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The answer to these questions is always Maxwell.
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>>380479137
I would just use a flamethrower
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>>380479137
>floating
>asleep

I'll leave the baby removal and handcuffing to you.
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>>380479978
He would see the hat coming so there is a high chance that the babies get hurt
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>>380479137
So, where is this image from, and what happens to this man? How is he defeated?
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>>380479137
Hold him with gravity gun until they can remove the babies
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>>380480321
punisher IIRC, shot in the head or something since there clearly isnt a baby attached to it
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>>380480321
he gets strangled
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>VATS his head, completely free of babies
>disintegrate him with critical
>babies tumble a couple feet into a fresh ash pile breaking their fall
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>>380479137
Is there anyreason I shouldn't hurt the babies tho?
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>>380480529

But if he dies he'll fall over a crush a babby.
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>>380480321
>>380480529
its from INSUFFERABLE
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>>380480013
>Anyone with superhuman aim

Nigger even if you kill the guy he falls down and smashes some babies.

Actually why has no one ever tried to do this.
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>>380479137
Punisher
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>>380480625
forgot image
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>>380479137
>without hurting the babies
Jackie Chan in a china shop wielding a ladder in one hand and a baby in the other
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>>380480321
The Arrow or someone else down a rope from a skylight and hangs him
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>>380480318
>>380480626
>>>/a/
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>>380479137
Noose Man can!
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Just choke him
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>>380479254
The babies will be hut when the man falls down.

>>380480013
>Anyone with superhuman aim.
The babies will be hut/killed when he falls down dead.

He even mentions it in the page. Come on guys are you sentient or not?
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>>380481008
Jojo is video game related
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>>380481008
jjba is one of the most fun fighting games, prove me wrong
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>>380479137
A TF2 Sniper with the bow build could manage to kill him with an headshot and prevent any collision with the ground by having said shot nailing the guy to the wall.
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>>380481121
he won't fall down, mario can now MINDHACK people
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>>380479137
>head shot
>babies might suffer a couple minor bruses if frank isn't quick enough to grab him before he topples over.
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>>380479137
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>>380481157
The vidya adaptation yes but the series itself no.
I lost the count on how many"what are some games where i can stop time" threads got deleted.
>>380481172
I cant. It is fun as fuck.
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>>380481235
What about the babies on the side that is being nailed to the wall? They will impact with the wall. Hard.
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>>380479137
Holy shit, he's invincible
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>>380481008
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>>380481235
>attaching a guy to a wall with the speed and force the huntsman usually does, from a couple feet away followed by the ragdoll flailing
them babies would be smashed
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>>380480321
>>380480529
>>380480659
Insufferable
See >>380480886
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>>380480886
oh shit, that's smart

thanks senpai
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>>380481235
>having said shot nailing the guy to the wall.

sounds like a fun idea
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>>380480768
'Cause baby weight a lot actually. Let's say one 3 month old baby weight 13 pounds (a little one), there is 10 babies on the man, its 130 pounds to carry!

And accessory you'll need 10 babies... Its not like its sold or anything...
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>>380481372
Whether he posts a pic from the anime or not, it's still a character that stars in a video game.
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>>380479137
spiderman

web gun and and web head to ceiling
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>>380481654
How much weight does a modern soldier carry around?
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>>380481832
at least 15 babies
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>>380481736
By that rule any adaptation can be posted. Literally anything.
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>>380480625
>>380480772
The heat from him turning into ash would cook the babies.
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>>380479782
killing?
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>>380481974
If that character is also in a video game, yes.
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>>380481654
>not emaciating the babies beforehand so they're both lighter and quieter
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Subby could just freeze him, kill the one guy, and then rescue the babies. The babies wouldn't actually be harmed by being frozen because Sub Zero's freeze move does little or no damage because its MAGIC ice or some shit.
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Geralt slices his head clean off in one motion
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>>380482112
not in fallout logic, disintegrations are so localized that even any equipment they were carrying comes out unscathed
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>Retcons the fact that he even had babies strapped to him in the first place
>Changes the law of reality so that the babies don't die from impact if he falls down
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>>380482397
the man falls, the babies die
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use a noose
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beat him to death WITH the babies
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>>380480886
Wouldn't that be kinda risky since maybe the babies are not strapped to him all that tight?
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>>380482397
nigga are you fucking retarded, at least one baby will hit the ground with what looks like a 200 pound man landing on him
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>>380480013
>Anyone with reality altering powers.
WEED AYY LMAO DUDE
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>>380481974
And it usually is. Is there a problem or did you just expect this to be your antianime safespace
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>>380482270
That allow many opportunities to people to talk about off-topic stuff.
Like how many DBS threads /v/ have, JoJo anime threads popping for left and right back when it aired.
Even Samurai Jack new season got at least 1 thread per episode with a porly vidya disguise.
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Anyone with mindcontrol/telekinesis.
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>>380481567
Here you go everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE
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>>380482725
I cant be anti.anime since i watch anime too. If anything im anti off-topic shit.
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>>380481907
American babies or European?
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STAH PLACHINAM

He's had a video game
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>>380482842
Then the real issue are the people, not the image.
We have mods for that.
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DIO
from JoJo
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>>380479137
shiki
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>>380479632
Someone that deranged probably has a full palace, so it would take a while. He'd probably fall asleep from waiting, collapsing and smothering at least 4 babbees
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>>380483089
>trusting Dio with babies
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>>380482624
babies could survive a small fall if they fell off
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>>380483241
The whole point is to not let them fall in the first place, isn't it?
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>>380482624
babies dont weigh enough to get much fall damage
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Just shoot him in the head, the odds of him falling over causing significant damage to any of the babies is slim.
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>>380481974
It's literally a hypothetical thread on a shadow puppet forum, shut the fuck up
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Pretty sure Snake could do it while tactically removing the babies
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>>380483397

thats not true I fell off a table when I was 1 yo and fusuffed brain damged
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>>380483323
No it's to not let them get squished by the man.
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Cuhrazee Diamond is fast enough to stab a woman through the chest and repair her before her brain can register what happened, so he's probably fast enough to get it done. As a bonus he could just fix any baby that actually got hurt.
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Corvo or Emily have multiple ways to save the babys. Actually pretty much anyone with the Outsider's powers could do it. Corvo is probably the only one that can do it without the Outsider's Powers.
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>>380483004
metric babies, about 8 imperial babies
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>>380483323
Yeah but what is better, some crazed baby armor wearing maniac who hold people hostage getting off or a baby getting a non-serious injury the won't ever remember?
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Aren't babies pretty damn durable, though?
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any Jedi (mind trick)

also

>would you kindly put the babies down
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>>380481368
Fuck me I haven't played that for years.
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>>380484090
>would you kindly put the babies down
>nigga just lays down, squishing a few underdeveloped skulls on his way down
NICE JOB YOU ATLANTEAN COMMIE
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>>380483323
nah the bad guys plan is that he cant be attacked since his weight would cause dead babies, if the babies fell by themself yeah they might be a bit hurt but nothing modern medicine couldn't fix, if i remember correctly some kid had to have open heart sugery after they were born and the kid survived.
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>>380483196

See, you're wrong about that.

DIO would use his implants to control someone. Make said someone raise the children. Then, he turns them into Stand users that work for him.
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>>380479137 Mega Man; stop time, Rush grabs babies, and then cut his head off.
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Max speech Fallout character
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>>380479978
>every individual strand of hair is modelled

goddamn we've come a long way
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>>380482987
>>380479137

>bounce the crossbolt off the floor, pinning the guy to the ceiling. No babies get hurt because he's stuck to the ceiling, no babies on his head.
Winners.

Also there's this guy.
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>>380479137
I am Yuri.
Obey me.
>mind controlls guy
>forces him to relinquish babies
>forces him to then blow his brains out
gg
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Babies are pretty durable and human body has mass distributed unevenly, why are you acting like it's a fucking anvil dropped on them or some shit. It's absolutely survivable.
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>>380479137
Pic related could possess him, make him take the babies off
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>>380485324
To Pixar levels.
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Does that count?
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just another hostage rescue.
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>>380486540
what do you mean does that count?
nigger he started as a couple dozen squares with only 3 colors and now you can count the hairs in his mustache
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>Stasis man
>remove babies
>set babies on fire

wait shit i fucked up
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>>380486920
No i meant like does comparing it to Pixar count as a reasonable comparison.
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>>380479137
>you can't taze me
>you can't shoot me
But your head, arms, and upper chest are exposed.
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Any of the protags from Automata
>Kill him and slow down time until you can stop the babies from falling
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>>380487108
oh
yeah sure I guess, pixar's models aren't all that impressive on a technically level anymore, it's mostly the animation and style that carries it
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>>380481372
>>380481172
You niggers are talking about Heritage for the Future, right?
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>>380487550
AY NIGGUH
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>>380487130
200+ pounds of fatass lands on babby
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>>380479978

Why is his hair red/brown and his mustache and eyebrows black?
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>>380481079
idk why this pic turns me on so much
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>>380487860
He's most likely just gonna collapse down if shot in the head, it's not like he's gonna do an elbow drop on a baby.
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>>380483743
underrated
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>>380479137
Can't believe nobody posted him yet.
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