Metroid:Samus Returns

>>380478737
>Been playing Metroid since I was 5.

Well you don't have long to go before puberty kicks in.

>>380478737
Dat prominent outie belly button

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id rather have a 2d metrid

I'm going to suck her tits.

>>380479373
>implying its not a belly button ring

>>380478737

>QTEs
What? There wasn't a single one.
>muh space opera
Same story as m2
>focus on being an action platformer rather than a metroid title
What does that even mean?
>floaty and slow
Much less than the original M2. Play it again.

1/5, chump

>>380480128
Let a man dream...

>>380478737
This is the superior white wimmenz that you all are the most beautiful? Consider my Almonds activated.

souce?

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>>380478737
>this is considered a hot body by white people

Samus Returns is going to be worse than AM2R, an one man job.

>>380481325
>Criticizes OP's girl as not hot
>Posts a chick who looks like somebody jokingly messed with custom character sliders

>>380482090
>>380481325
>Not liking both body types

>>380481325
You get thighs like that when you eat too much cheese and dairy. Shes probably constipated which means no brap posting.

>>380481325
Why do Mexicans like fat women?

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>>380478737
Why do you think Nintendo shut down AM2R? They knew it was a better Metroid 2 remake than they would ever be able to deliver, because it was made by one person without having to be filtered through layer upon layer of corporate bureaucracy and focus groups.

The only downside of AM2R is that you can't take it on the go, but hey, there's GPD Win for that I guess.

>>380482248
I mean, I would fuck both chicks. But that Mexican chick has messed up proportions. She would not be the first chick I would approach at a bar.

>>380482943
>Fucked up proportions
I've gotten my 6 inch dick inside fatter and taller bitches, thats just an excuse.

>>380483426
>I can physically have sex with a woman
>She therefore does not have abnormal body proportions
Try to have some logic in your retorts.

>>380483604
>Wide hips and big tits
>Abnormal
I still do not see an issue, go be a white boy somewhere.

>>380483791
>22 inch waist
>50 inch hips
>G cup tits
>These are normal proportions
Go outside and see what most women look like. That chick has extreme outlier proportions.

>>380481325
I absolutely adore thicc girls, but that bitch looks ridiculous. Those ass and tits are 50 lbs of pure silicone.

>>380482248
I agree with this man. I too like many body types so long as her face is beautiful i'm all good my due.

>>380481325
who is this? pls respond

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>380481325
What the fuck is that? Niggers like some serious horrible shit.

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Can't wait for HD scenes in the remake

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>>380487261
>9gag

Poor thread with shitty OP opinion. :^]

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>>380487469
>Pokemon

>>380485727
Go be pathetic and thirsty somewhere else, you beta. Try /r9k/.

>>380482378
Who doesn't like enchiladas?

>>380481325
Seriously, who is this? Don't be that guy.

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>>380486665
Male brains are wired to like thicc / chubby women, liking skeleton women is a contemporary brainwashing.

Friendly reminder black men have the hightest testosterones levels on average and 99% of them prefer thicc over sticc.

>>380479373
>>380480128
>>380480938
I-I have an outie and am gril

>>380488020
Everyone likes enchiladas, but not everyone likes obese women.

>>380478737
Tubby.

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>>380487835
>Final Fantasy

>>380488865
C-can I d-date you?

>>380488995
yeah sure :3

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>>380488804
I wonder whos behind this post

>>380488804
Okay anon. Go through whatever mental gymnastics you need to be comfortable with your fetish for obese women.

>>380478737
>Focus on being an action platformer rather than a Metroid title

How do you type this without realizing how retarded it sounds?

>>380482879
There's an Android version.

>>380488878
>being underage

I want to impregnate a thicc brown girl

>>380489317
Well fancy that. Guess I should get one of those 8bitdo controllers soon.

>>380489465
>having a weird fetish for obese women

>>380489717
Brown people shouldn't procreate. It's ok to have sex with her if she's steralized though.

>>380481325
WHO

>>380482378

It's not even that that chick is fat, her hip to waist ratio is just off the scale.

>>380478737
Who's this

>>380489892
Maybe not with other brown people, but their women were made for having their wombs colonized

>>380490136
No. when a black women gives birth the child will ALWAYS be black. So no.

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>>380488804
>sticc

>>380490283
I said brown not black

You cant even get your ethnic fetishes straight

>>380478737
>Cutscenes everywhere
Where?
>QTE's out the ass
It's counter move you turd
>"MUH SPACE OPERA" narrative that is still being pushed by
It's Metroid 2's story, you retarded monkey
>Focus on being an action platformer rather than a Metroid title
What the hell are you talking about?
>Floaty and slow combat
But it's not

Failed bait, but I would like to fuck the shit of that girl in the image.

>>380490462
DOESN'T MATTER

WHITE DICK IS FOR WHITE PUSSY FUCK YOU FOR BETRAYING YOUR PEOPLE

>Have to press Yes on a menu that pop up whenever you want to use an elevator

FUCK

THAT

SHIT

>>380490636
White women are disgusting, id rather fuck an asian

>>380488804
That's a lie
Black men have on average an higher estrogen level than other races

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=70160

The testosterone is the same though

>>380488865
do you have a clit outie?

>>380490026
You can literally see she's a fat fuck wearing a corset or other slimmer and has had liposuction for spot reduction. Fat face, fat as fuck arms, obese except for her crushed waist.

>>380478737
The game is just Other M's gameplay forced on Metroid 2, that is really it. All the morons who think that this will be a good Metroid game will be sorely disappointed, or are blissfully retarded. Love the new Anime-powered abilities that you can cheese entire segments with. Not like Metroid was about resource management or using your head or anything silly like that. What's next, in-game currency that Samus can buy cool apparel for her suit?

>>380481325
AT LEAST GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE SHOW, I'LL DO THE REST

For all the people saying "b-but there's no cutscenes or QTE's" then I point you to the melee counter garbage which turns into a glorified button masher whenever you stop an enemy from attacking. They demonstrated this on a zeta metroid, and this is what happened:

>enemy attacks you in hyper-slow motion
>50 minute window where you can press a button and an epic cinematic happens
>enemy can't attack you whatsoever, and if he tries, the game goes into super slow motion once again, and you have to press one button to stop him
>essentially infinite stunlocks that only a dummy would fail, making sure the enemy can't even hit you

I will not listen to anyone who thinks this is somehow difficult or skill intensive. These same people probably play Metal Gear and like watching cutscenes instead of actually playing the game. The point of a Metroid game should be to stop an enemy who cannot be stunlocked. Being able to interrupt their attacks is the height of casual trash.

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>>380490818
https://youtu.be/ENscSDOsodE

>asian
>Fucking the women with the highest cheating statistics that are proven to care the least about their partner and only for their only gain.
>Not fucking white women which are statistically most likely to not cheat on you and are proven to be the best performance mothers all-round

I hope you are just a neckbeard that never gets sex because you are one of the worst traitors around. I'd rather have 10 white women get stolen by niggers than one white man get stolen by the absolute disgusting """women""" of other races.

White women being deviled by other races is just a slight error. But WHITE GODS being stolen by animal like women of other races is a fucking cardinal sin and every male race traitor should be burned alive.

>>380491195
>What's next, in-game currency that Samus can buy cool apparel for her suit?
Don't give them ideas.

>>380491025
yeah, i think so

>>380481325
op body is not hot once you look at it for half a second

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>>380490818
daily reminder both asian women and white women are made for asian men

>>380491753
Lol all those women look shit.

Only the men top left are attractive.

Why are Asian mixed women so disgusting?

>>380491441
Disgusting people.

I'll buy it anyway, but honestly it looks vastly inferior to AM2R

>>380492132
Most asian womyn look bad desu.

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>>380491441
>How Much Do The Japanese Cheat
>한글자막

>>380492524
日本人 here. That guy is a famous half-japanese half-white youtuber. Not affiliated with korea. Although I think he might have been fishing for extra views by adding something korean to the title because he knows how korean people like to watch bad shit about Japan.

>>380478737
Your shitty bait thread honestly deserved to get spammed with unrelated stuff. I like all the people on this website trying to pass for something they're not, almonds are really activated.

mandatory kill yourself faggot you don't know shit and im ashamed to share the same planet

>>380478737

Delilah Blue

>>380493257
>bait

Its real. Go watch the trailer again.

>>380491753
Still better than fucking white women.

my dick isn't racist.

>>380495360
I want to whitewash a brown girl's womb

Preferably a middle eastern qt like Karkatinq

>>380491441
Why do people keep spamming this. Literally everyone cheats and white girls are one of the biggest ones. Have any of you ever been a part of society? Sounds like you're mad that they aren't the stereotype pure waifu weebs thought they were lmao

>>380488865
My kid sister has an outie belly button, I've always been worried that kids would secretly make fun of her, does it look weird to you guys?

>>380496021
People keep spamming this. Because it's surprising to see that Asian women cheat more than white women.

Usually people think that Asian women are the most loyal with the least cheating culture. While in reality it's the reverse. White women are the most traditional and loyal (relative of course). And Asian women genuinely don't give a fuck. Only caring about their own satisfaction and feelings.

>>380478737
Metroid is one of the few Nintendo series that takes more cinematic influences in it's presentation, i'm not talking western obsession with cinema and spectacle either i'm just talking compared to Nintendo's other games, it's nice to see a franchise that they treat a little differently, although they've been tripping up a lot with the story, Metroid still has enough history and lore to pull from to have games to get invested in again, although i'm mostly expecting this from Prime, their go at Samus Returns will be a good practice run though.

>>380491383
>>enemy attacks you in hyper-slow motion
>>50 minute window where you can press a button and an epic cinematic happens
>>enemy can't attack you whatsoever, and if he tries, the game goes into super slow motion once again, and you have to press one button to stop him
>>essentially infinite stunlocks that only a dummy would fail, making sure the enemy can't even hit you
That was the turorial for th first time an enemy tackles you, you moron. It doesn't happen again

>>380497491
That's not true at all though? You're only basing this off of a few people on the street in Tokyo? White women cheat like a motherfucker, including married ones.

>>380488804
>sticc

Nani?

>>380491195
So you didn't see any gameplay at all, and just want to shitpost.

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>>380488804
>prefer thicc over sticc.
More like black women are the only ones who are willing to date them, and 80% of black women are either obese or overweight. "prefer" implies choice that they do not have

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>>380497810
The difference lies in the fact that white women can still love you. If they cheat it's just an impulsive thing.

With Asian women they are actually calculating. Calculating exactly how much they can squeeze out of you. You having to give them your salary. Which they will use to go out with "her friends" and then cheats behind your back measured exactly so you never find out it's not your child. While she wears 3 different kinds of louis Vuitton bags.

See the difference? If I didn't know any better I'd say Asian women were creatures purely out to abuse and exploit men for resources and to scam them. While white women are just normal human being which are very emotional and can cheat on you due to environmental stimulation.

Also white women are far more beautiful and have nicer bodies. 90% of Asian women are below a 3/10 and the hottest look like a 7/10. While also having the worst personalities possible.

>>380498543
Who is this jiggly goddess

>>380488865
post it

>>380498543
You sound like every anti-weeb I've ever heard. If it's not one extreme, it's the other. I could never tell if you guys are spurned ex-weebs who found out Japanese isn't a mythical paradise or what.

>>380498505
>and 80% of black women are either obese or overweight.

Source: My ass

>>380500000
quads of thruth.

It's obviously a higher percentage.

>>380482879
>without having to be filtered through layer upon layer of corporate bureaucracy and focus groups.
Nintendo isn't a western company, though.

>Nintendo
>QTEs
You're thinking Sony.

>>380498543
I don't think you have a firm basis on reality, however I do have a firm phallus and would appreciate the name of the respectable woman in your webm.

>>380500485
Western Sony.

>>380500000
It's actually well-known, and over 50% have genital herpes. I'm surprised racialists don't use those numbers, I always thought it was shocking.

>>380500000
http://wjla.com/news/health/african-american-women-have-highest-obesity-rate-cdc-says-82913 CDC changed their website and its a bitch to find shit now. Niggers are the most obese group in the US, followed my Mexicans.

>>380498543
Give a name, damn it.

>>380498802
>>380500526
>>380500945

Not a pornstar. But some british girl that is an attention seeker on int /brit/ threads. As far as I know she just teases and doesn't even have a single nude. Finish for attention from thirsty nerds.

>>380487261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a76H3Uy1VeY

>>380500870
>>380500139
>>380500867
Oh jeez, you're right. I'm not surprised it mentions soul food.

>>380481325
>Won't post source
Fine, I'll download it and ask /r/ later you attentionwhoring nigger

>no love for qt indian grills
why don't you love the curry pussy /v/?

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>>380498505
>black male
>open to other ethnicities
>don't attract any
>attract only black women
This shit hurts

>MercurySteam

I am concerned, to say the least, but it looks fun, cinematic takedowns aside.

>>380501587
To be fair, most of them aren't huge or anything, just the average girl has meat on her, but still a hittable body type.

>Wait for enemy to make a flash and attack
>Use braindead melee counter to stop them
>Shoot them in a cutscene
It's going to be 2D Other M

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>>380502176
You shouldn't be a slave to statistics my friend. Yes sure you should keep them in mind, but don't use them exclusively.
pic semi-related

>>380501587
And body positivity about it and how confident they are.... Unfortunately that doesn't make them not suffer the consequences. Most obese, highest rates of stds and the ugliest and the bitchiest I understand why black men don't want to date them.

>>380498505
Haha nobody wants to date black girls.

They should genocide black women already. They are clearly unwanted. We can even make black males do it since they hate them as well.

https://youtu.be/H09GVFbxFkI?t=39m57s

Samus has heels once again. Nintendo, if you are lurking, please PLEASE get rid of them. Team Ninja and Sakamoto were a mistake is the designing category and I know y'all want to move past those errors. Just keep Samus as a 6'3" slightly muscular and lean woman and all will be well with the fan-base.

>>380502176
This. Yet black girls think I won't date black girls.

What the fuck

>>380502523
Nigger they have the highest rate of morbid obesity. Unless you think fucking fat fucks are thicc they don't just have meat on their bones they are fat and ugly as fuck.

>>380481325
thiccfag here
she's fat

>>380501339
Joey Fisher

>>380502036
I do, and have, but some of them are the most vain, scornful people I've met on earth.

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This is the ideal female body.
You cannot disagree with this.
>thinner is sticc territory
>thiccer is fat territory
>proportionate breasts
>excellent waist to hip ratio
>plump but firm and muscular buttocks
>flat and very slightly muscular stomach
literally perfect.

>>380502798
Eh, I live in Chicago, I admit on average there aren't too many hot black girls but every time I go to the hood I see a few I would smang as heck. Where do you think you find the rap video hoes?

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>>380481325
>non-whites are all chubby-chasers
>think they have the right to talk

>>380502996
Wow she looks like shit. That .webm is a fucking trap.

>>380503149
I can see her ribs. She's hardly perfect.

>>380498543
HNNGGG

>>380503149
>small as fuck breats.

Why is this a thing? I love big thighs and ass. But why the fuck do you niggers always post big thigh and ass girls EXPLICITLY lacking tits. What the fuck?

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>>380503149
>This is the ideal female body.
No

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>>380503272
you can see everyone's ribcage unless they're fat. seeing individual ribs is what indicates sticcness.
americans please go.

>>380503342
Her tits are fine. She's not an anime. Pic related.

>>380498543
Why do all british women have the same face?

(Not that I'm complaining though I want to marry her)

>>380503513
I'd honestly prefer a little less tightness.

>>380502756
>>>/tumblr/ is that way -->

>>380481325
Ass too big

>>380503513
>no waist-hip
lmao kys.

>>380503165
Most of the ones in rap videos are ugly and fat.... The only people that like that shit other than blacks are Mexicans since they are the second most obese and other fat people. Normal people dont find cottage cheese and nasty hair attractive.

>>380503553
>Her tits are fine she's not anime

She has A cup tits. My girlfriend which has B cup tits has almost twice the size as her. And even those are secretly too small for me.

Just fyi. C cup is the average in skinny european lands. D cup is the average in UK/USA (probably due to obesity but still). Those tits are objectively smaller than average. Why do people nowadays prefer small titted girls with big thighs and asses (thigh and asses are a good thing though). Still confused with this specific combination.

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>all this /r9k/ tier posts posting whats their dream girl as if they a chance in hell to approach them
will you lot fuck off already

polite sage

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>>380503149
>>380503513
thank mr skeltal

>>380479781
The art. The pottery.

>>380502176
kaffir

>>380504275
HNNNGGG (hope she has big tits though)

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this is the ideal female body

only low tests disagree

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>>380503956
>She has A cup tits.
are you fucking insane?
Her tits are far from A. She herself lists them as C cup.

>>380481325

that is way too much woman

>>380503906
What ever you say sanpai
https://youtu.be/HNGaa5Opfmc

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>>380481325
>an one man job
>an one man
>an one

It's "a one" retard.

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Peak performance

>>380500000
LE CZECHED Xd

>>380504879
That is the ideal female body to niggers
only niggers and low IQs disagree

>>380478737
>>Cutscenes everywhere
Barely seen any
>>QTE's out the ass
Contextual Action IS NOT QTE
>>Focus on being an action platformer rather than a Metroid title
>>Floaty and slow combat
Both untrue, from what we have seen.

I just want a girl who can take it up the ass like a champ.

>>380491753
I swear a while ago this same thing was posted with a higher divorce rate between WMA than WMWF.

>>380500000
waste of quints desu

>>380504412
With an ass like that, smaller tits would be just as good. Better to have a big ass with smaller tits than big tits with a smaller or flat ass.

>>380502176
Which state do you live in?

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>>380503513
>fake tits
Not even close.

>>380505371
Calm your autism.

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>>380507326
Why contain it?

Nobody cares.
Prime 4 baby

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>>380502176
>be black male
>open to whatever ethnicity; mindset is basically "if it's pretty, fuck it."
>did attract black qts, a few white qts, middle eastern chicks, a cute pacific islander grill
>was oblivious as fuck though and didn't pick up on them hitting on me until a year later or sometimes even 3 years after the fact
still in good shape but don't go out much anymore because borderline shut in

Fuck my life.

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>>380478737
>M2
>not floaty
You are a giant faggot who hasn't even played it.

>>380478737
i've been seeing this a lot lately and it's pretty retarded
a quick time event has to have you actually pressing buttons, a short cutscene that happens after you do something is not a quick time event

>>380508084
>those spoilers
I am thou, thou art I mah nigga

>>380478737

>was supposed to try and stop porn and fapping today because its just a waste of time, especially when I have a girlfriend
>see this

Welp

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>>380508084
Same, except I'm literally Jewish and not rich.

>>380478737
I hate how the new game looks, it looks too colorful for a metroid game.

Also

>eurospics in charge of anything

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>>380508429
Let's bring it in, Boss.

>>380482378

>fuck skinny chicks
>"ow stop that hurts"
>fuck fat chicks
>"is that all you got huh?"

Case closed.

Proportions matter a little, but still, thick > thin

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>>380508902 here
You get over here too.>>380508848

>>380478737
>Cutscenes everywhere
They're basically just there to introduce new elements when contextually appropriate.
>QTE's out the ass
Contextual moves are not QTEs
>"MUH SPACE OPERA" narrative that is still being pushed by
It's the same fucking plot as M2
>Focus on being an action platformer rather than a Metroid title
Well, M2 was basically Samus heading out to genocide everything, so that makes sense.
>Floaty and slow combat
Bullshit.

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>>380508902
>>380509098
We'll be alright

>>380500361
They do that in Japan too, just through the lens of a different culutre. Why do you think all modern female anime characters have the same face?

>>380479010
Metroid was released in 1986.

>>380503956
You are actually delusional. Her tits are at least C. I've dated someone with A cups those are nowhere near that.
I've also dated someone with D cups. It was great
and she wasn't even fat.
still prefer asses though

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>>380510273