New Nintendo Treehouse thread! ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙

post the link at least

>>380466831
It's not even on yet, think it starts in 15mins

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dabs for DNA Man

>>380466596
>>380466831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA

ॢ(⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌)

When does it start? All that's showing is the line thing

>>380467337
It starts in 13 minutes!

>>380467214
>entire roster of awesome designed characters
>then there's this guy
Literally a green shit with arms. Worst character

I'm going to fug Audrey!

>>380468115
I'm going to cum on her eyebrows!

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Will she participate in anything today?

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What do you want to see today?

starts in 7
inb4 starting with more mario

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First for my wife Theresa! She is cute, smart, honest and actually plays video games!

At least post the link, you fagget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA

>>380467847
I think he would be a nice friend.

>>380468170
Donkey Kong 2018

Does anyone have a comparison pic for Sam?

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What will my wife be wearing today?

>>380468273
another baggy shirt

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Latias is cute and cheery!

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>>380468167
Nips were fawning over her too.

>>380468170
>Theresa leg placement

Wife material lads

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>>380468170
I want to massage Theresa's puffy thighs

>finally have more money for Switch and Zelda
>the console is literally nowhere to be found
Come on, how the fuck do you find one?

>>380466596
we're gonna have yoshi and kirby today?

>>380468167
Fingerpainting followed by naptime

Reminder that we begin with Yoshi.

>>380468328
She's autistic

>>380468230
They said it was starting with Yoshi yesterday iirc

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>>380468170
now its clear why nothing he said made any sense

oh silly juan

>>380468167

No, she's gone forever.

>>380466596
I'm in love with the tree house girls and latias

>>380468170
kirby and yoshi, and hopefully some surprise games
like mother 1+2+3 for switch

>>380468273
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>treehouse

they don't even try to hide it with you fat autistic man children

>>380468246

>Dimples
>Big cheeks
>Cute pointy chin when smiling
>Good at Metroid

She's literally perfect

POYO POYO!!!!

>>380468332
Oh good lord.

>>380466596
just now tuning in. what have i missed so far?

>>380468332
I wonder if 2ch have treehouse threads

>>380468230
i swear if there's any more mario or xenoshit i'm gonna be slightly agitated

>>380468332
JAPED

>>380468332
glorious. Splatoon is truly a global game.

>>380468170
>you are now thinking about how FAT and squishy theresa's thighs are
>if you poked into them with your finger it'd go in really far and be all wobbly and soft

>>380468431

Yes, and?

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USA
S
A

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>>380468332
kek

>>380468431
And? So are we. She's perfect for us.

>>380468332
RICED

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>>380466596
TIME FOR /OURGUY/

>>380468553
fuck you, I want more of both

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>>380468332
>>380468527
>>380468551
>>380468551

>>380468332
Is that a team logo in the background or just some random graphical element?

>>380468361
Maybe they will resupply after E3 since people decide to buy shit after it, check in a week.

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>>380468609

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>>380468704

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2 mins bros

not gonna make it

>>380468484
she's one of those girls whose parents thought was a virgin angel but has been fucking every guy since 13

>>380468704
>tfw we will never comfy with the japs and enjoy their SSS+ OC

>>380468686
My nigger.

>>380468491
>Dimples
yes
>Big cheeks
definitely
>Cute pointy chin when smiling
fuck yeah!
>Good at Metroid
uhhhh....

Do you think that Nintendo likes anime?

No Kirby, no watch

>>380468704
Guess you guys don't deserve or really love her since you didn't even make fan art...

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/r/ing screenshot of anon-translated tweet of an assblasted jap after Japan team lost to USA in Splatoon 2 tournament

>>380468704
cute

>>380468361
Target has a bundle available online if you're in the states

$500, comes with BotW, MK8, pro controller and some other shit

>>380468920
Nintendo is a soulless corporation comprised of individuals that may or may not like anime.

>>380468332
She was the cutest, it is just the natural outcome.

>>380468246
She is the second cutest.

>>380468491
>Good at Metroid
lol

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>ywn deflower theresa

>>380468990
link? wouldn't that be too expensive?

IT BEGINS

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>pokken shit

and muted

>>380469043
Theresay May?

POKKEN TOURNA-

I'll be back in 30 minutes.

>Pokken
>6 males
I'll come back later

Pokken DX
time for WHERES MY HAWLUCHA

>>380468957
>neo /v/
>producing good OC

>>380468246
i love her

WHO'S THAT FUCKING NIGGER? WHERE'S THERESA?

>>380468273
TFW you realise people endlessly talking about her big boobs made her wear baggy shirts from now on, either because some rep told her too or because you guys made her feel self conscious.

JUST

>>380468704
>"A girl THIS CUTE is playing it! Isn't it OBVIOUS that this is a good game?"

is pokken fun?

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>all men

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>>380468170
good lord, Theresa has KyoAni thighs

what in the sausage party is this?
where are the gurls?

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>Smitty
>not Sam or even Audrey

Day 2 is already a letdown.

I want those shirts
especially Suicune

>Pokken
>B A D

Go home smashcucks

>>380468990
I'm in Spain and $500 is a bit too expensive.

>just pokken
stop

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>Oh boy here we g-
>Pokken

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>No Audrey
Brb KMS

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WHERE ARE THE GIRLS

Oh fuck, Pokemon info already?

>Pokken
Ehh could not care less about this.

>>380469151
lmao

>>380468332
Latias is for Big American Champion Cocks only.

Splat "Splat Tim" Tim gets to go first

>>380469154

Honestly? Yeah.

There's a curve where you're like "this is fucking bullshit", but it becomes surprisingly fun to play and watch once you hit like, rank B5
The ranked system was fucked up in the Wii U mode.

>>380469205
it is tho

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I miss Erik even more now

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Do these things usually work in hour blocks? Will they be playing something interesting if I come back in an hour?

>no girls
What the fuck, is this the homo hour?

Damn that's a good translator

>>380469248
nah. just pokken tournament

>>380469151
Well, he's absolutely right.

JACKIE CHAN
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>>380469295
>you will never ride his dick while he whispers to you company secrets
IT'S NOT FAIR

>experts

>>380469154
i didn't like it but I only played for a night so I can't judge

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>>380468332
>>380468704
IT BEGINS

Ehe fuck is Pokken?

>>380468551

I just find out 2chan has a webm board (with sound)
>https://may.2chan.net/webm

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>Reminder that USA found a way

>Charizard shirt
FUCKING KANTO PANDERING

WHERE IS THERESA?!?!?!?

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>pokken
>no girls

I guess I have to get a Switch. I assume you can play most Nintendo games on it through the store? would be fucking instantly sold if you could do Gamecube through the store but idk

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>/v/ is now asking for more girls on stage

>>380469291

It's really not. It's one thing to say "I don't like this" but Bandai Namco is pretty solid when it comes to fighting games

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>>380469342
That wasn't actually posted right?

>>380469342
kek

>No grills

Seeya

>>380469442
No virtual console yet, still just Switch games

>guy with the JUST haircut

>>380469342

fuck off white knight

>>380469336
Usually. But they're doing two invitationals today so the schedule might be different.

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this is a two year old game, just cuz you have 5 new characters doesn't mean you should spend half an hour pretending it's a new game

>>380469421
gen 1 is the best tho

>>380469342
Congrats lads, youre one step closer to being like /lit/ with that Youtube book reviewer chick.

>>380469205
Both are bad

>>380469281
uhhhh, latias is pure so can you please just fuck off please?

>>380468361

If they still allow it, you can import a Switch from Europe. I got mine from Spain, and since they're not region locked, it really doesn't change anything. You might have to deal with NOE if you have to repair it or something, and the AC adapter might need a converter (or you could just buy a US adapter).

>>380469336
There's a tournament for pokken in 30 minutes I think. Then ARMS in a few hours

>Chill black guy and Asian lanklet are hosting.
We /best friend crew/ now.

Okay, of the available pokemon in Pokken, which one would you play?

>that bing bing wahooing in the background

>>380469405
>japs using current technology
wow, thats impressive.

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>>380469483
No, he still reposts that pic every single thread.

Also reminder that Nintendo cut out the team Australia promo from both YouTube and Twitch.

I hope Nintendo is looking at Twitch chat. Good way to gauge what people want.

>Talking about shirts
>Didn't get the milk maid to model one

Nintendo missed out on an opportunity

>>380469396
Would be hilarious if there was more fanart coming, like with that one russian chick

>Even knows the Jap names for the Pokemon
Not bad translator-kun

>Ishihara's favorite Pokémon is Charizard
Cancer.

>>380469585
Pikachu

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POST AUDREY UNTIL GOOD GAMES COME ON

This translator seems to be on point

>translator even translated the pokemon names into japanese
Holy shit, this guy knows his shit

/v/ is homosex now

>>380469643
>catering to stream monsters
no thanks

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So this is the full roster then...

Nu-malowl Vs Pikashill here we go

>>380469583
It's just not the same without Erik there.

>>380469585
I mained Blaziken in the Wii U version so I'll probably just stick with him

>>380469342
>Betraying the mysterious hacker known as 4chan
WEW

>>380469538
4 of those characters were on the arcade, bandai didnt bother porting them to wiiU
so its only 1 new character

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>>380469538
Just one, actually. Scizor, Emploeon, Darkrai and Crogunk were arcade exclusive. All that's new is Decidueye, the other two Alola starters as supports and a beach level.

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>>380469678
Inevitable

>>380469585

are you fucking high? S C I Z O R

Did they actually redub the horrible shitty announcer from the Wii U version?

>>380469643
>MELEE HD
>MELEE HD
>MELEE HD
No thanks.

>>380469701
God I want to touch those legs.

>>380469585
Cubone

>Nia still sounds like shit in English
Good thing it has dual audio.

>>380469558
give me info about this youtube book reviewer

>>380469748
Is this the smallest roster of any fighting game released in the past 15 years?

>>380469748
SCIZOR
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>>380469714
>>380469691
>Not knowing all original 151 in japanese

Wow even the average /vp/ user knows that. Yuo guys just suck.

>>380469795
nope, it still sounds just as bad

>>380469748
No hitmonlee and hitmonchan
Dropped

Who gives a shit about pokken tournament.
Give us an actual pokemon.

>>380469342
LMAO

>showing off decidueye first
oh baby

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>>380469154
It's a lot of fun, bu the Wii-u version was never patched and it's an imbalanced fuckfest.

>Trying to play Machamp
>Everyone plays Sceptile and Braixen and Gengar
>It's literally impossible to actually win

>>380469748

I'm okay with this desu senpai

>>380469585
Gardevoir she's my favourite.
Not even a waifus fag

>>380469840
ARMS has 10 characters

>>380469748
Pretty good for 1st fighting game

>>380468332
reeee

>>380469714
that made me kek

>>380469840
arms will have just 10

>switching from 3D
for what reason, 2d fightan is so stale

Wait, Pokken Tournament is a real time fighting game? I thought it was similar to Pokemon Stadium. I'm actually interested now.

STOP BULLIYING PIKACHU REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380469092
https://www.target.com/p/nintendo-174-switch-153-with-gray-joy-con-153-starter-bundle/-/A-52525980

Switch - $300
BotW - $60
MK8 - $60
Pro Controller - $60
Carrying case - $20

Checks out I guess

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>>380469701

>ywn take Audrey into the handicapped restroom at the convention and pump her full of your baby batter before she heads to the Treehouse, hair mussed up, sweaty, legs squirming on camera, trying to hide her shame.

YOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo~

*dan dan*

>>380469714
>>380469691
I imagine knowing all the names is the baseline if you want to work for Nintendo kek

>>380468686
100%

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>>380469295
The amount of Erikposting in a treehouse thread is directly proportional to its quality.

>>380469840
No.

It's 21 fighters compared to Skull Girls' 15.

>>380469787 i meant compared to the wiiu version

>>380468704
the Japanese are so much weirder than us, all we did was stalk her on twitter and make a poll about how we wanted to fuck her

I like Pokken, but I can't justify buying it again. Hopefully they make a sequel in a few years.

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>My waifu a cute and pure

One day I will be with her. Stroking her hair as we lay cuddling in the English country side taking in the views on a sunny day. I whisper in her ear, "I love you my beautiful sunflower". I call her my sunflower because our love sprouted, and free so quick before blossoming into a perfect romance. She tilts her head back as it was resting in my lap, smiling with her perfect beam, her cheeks rosy, her dimples cute. "I love you more, my Husbando", she says with an energy and aura that tells me she's smitten. This my anons, this is the love we will share.

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>>380468957
does this count?

>>380470010
It's name is literally a portmanteau of pokemon and tekken bro

>>380469748
Needs a rock and normal type (only types missing). I elect Rampardos for the rock type.

>>380469840
Nah, most games start with 10-16 characters. BlazBlue started with 12, I believe.

where are the waifus xDDD

>>380470010
Yeaht the -kken comes from Tekken.

>>380470067

I'LL GET YOU

>>380470095
Hey that's mine.
I accidentally made Tim too tall.

I'll never understand the appeal of pokken

>>380469831
Nintendo should've gotten the NY based VAs since believe it or not they can actually act.

>>380469701
Audrey is BULIT FOR SEX

That stage looks great
Dat Pallosand

>>380469787
>>380469780
which is a shitty move from nintendo, they should have made the new characters dlc for the wiiu game

>>380468745
I think its their team logo, its supposed to be based off a weird octopus shaped cookie their team mom baked

>mfw no dragon quest monsters.
>mfw this will be the very last chance for this game to be localed, no announcement, no local ever.

Mummifiedfelinecontemplatingsuicide.jpeg

>>380469962
>>380470003

You can't really name ARMS there considering how it works with customization. It changes how the game is played a lot after all.

>>380469575
Just did a quick search, Germany still has red and blue Switch.
I don't know why I hadn't done that before, thanks anon.

>owl thing glides and pounces like a real owl
That's cool

>>380470010
Matches are kinda hardcore and fast, ending quick like ARMS. Online makes me fucking rage

>The game with the best graphics from Nintendo is Pokken fucking Tournament.
Way to allocate your budget.

Credit where it's due: it must be difficult to showcase a time-sensitive fighting game while you're also translating.

>>380470118
>>380470149
...
Okay, fair enough. I was never interested in the game because I thought it was just another Pokemon shovelware game, so I literally knew nothing about it.

>popplio gives everyone a double jump

dude

>>380470228
They tend to be pretty good at emulating real animals.

>>380470228
Nips love owls, i wouldnt expect anything else

>>380470218
Yeah and ARMS is getting free DLC characters too.

To the anon who replied to me
>maybe you're just sympathetic to humans and realize that looks really don't matter as much as what's inside someone's heart and in a way this has made you rethink how looks actually work.

I think so yes, I've luckily had a few relationships in my life. And the best girl I've been with is the most imperfect of them, very cute face and hair but chubby (normies would call her fat but not as much as that chick from the Splatoon tournament, and she got fatter at the end of our relationship)

The chick I was talking about in the last thread (my biggest crush, almost in love with her), is a 6.5/10 at best, but she had that thing that is just NHHGG. Peacefull attitude, the nicest voice in the world, freckles, interested in a lot of things (like art, movies, plays a bit of vidya), but not a obnoxious nerd. We had two dates and I Liked it a lot... I know all my friends would call her an ugly chick but to me everything made her look beautiful in my eyes.

That's why Theresa is cute cute.

>>380470267
>nintendo
>graphics

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>excited for mega milk and qt
>meat fest and pokken borenament
Hype levels falling lower than Japanese birth rates.

>>380470181
how do you know they won't. you have shitty foresight

I am maining the fuck out of Decidueye and Croagunk.

So if Decidueye is in Pokken, can we expect Incineroar in Smash?

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is it just me or did the sand look like shit?

how many dicks has audrey sucked

>>380470126
"Most games", but this is part of a series that has so many damn characters to throw in. I know Tekken and Street Fighter are established fighting games with bigger rosters every time, but I still feel like a Pokemon fighting game should be the one with a gigantic roster.

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>>380468613
>>380468704

>>380469894
This. I'm not buying Pokken until either or both are in.

>>380470397
0

>>380470267
Odyssey is their prettiest game yet even with the occasional 06 vibe.

>>380470306
The vast majority of pokemon spinoffs are probably better designed than the mainline series

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>>380470095
real version

>>380469585

Gengar

>>380469643

>Twitch chat is a good way to gauge what people want

Catering to twitch is truly catering to the must impulsive group of irate gnashing shitheads imaginable

>>380470397
36, Audrey's sucked 36 dicks

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>>380470220

Np buddy. The one I got from Spain cost me 320ish, including shipping. It was so easy, I can't believe more people don't import, but I'm pretty used to it. I import a shit load of Jap candy and jap toys for the senpai/friends during the holidays.

That's also the time of year where I get saucy and buy a couple onaholes too. Wew laddie

>>380470198
Nice, totally didn't notice that when I watched yesterday.

>>380468704
Hahaha holy shit.

>>380470372
they didn't bother with the arcade characters. you're too optimistic if you think they're coming

>>380470397
42

>>380470462

>06 vibe

I hate this meme, i really fucking do

THE JOYCONS ARE SO SMALL

Aren't Lucario's paws adorable?

>>380470426
Pokken has one of the most balanced rosters in any fighting game debut ever (just check the tier lists), I doubt they would have been able to stick to that balance with a larger roster.

>>380470253
Have only played Pokken for like a week but all the matches I had online were fucking tense.
Machamp reporting in.

p l a y s c i z o r

s
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Where is Latias from?

>I will play Lucario
fucking furfags

Pokken on WiiU was abandoned instantly and saw no updates.
Why will this one be different?

>>380470397
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.

>>380470429
>the west and the east spontaneously and independently fell in love with the same underaged girl
Is world peace within our grasp?

>>380470397
The counter is growing by the second

>Charizard vs Lucario
Battle of the shillmons.

>>380469154
it's really fun

>>380470397
104

>>380470507
once you start sucking dicks you can't stop at 36

USE MY OWL BOYFRIEND I HATE YOU

>>380470661
Hoenn

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>>380470626

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>>380470507

>33!
>34!
>35!
>36!
>36 Dicks!
>Audrey sucked 36 Dicks!
>Ah, ah, ah..!

>>380468704
CUTE

>>380470507
In a row?

>>380469701
Their eyebrows match

>>380469748
shame they didn't choose something more interesting for the gen 7 rep like Golisopod,Mudsdale, or Lycanroc

>>380469787
>arcade exclusive

but our country doesn't have arcades

>>380470604
Im sure theyll polish it out but the jarring difference does happen.
It still looks GOAT though, was gonna buy a switch just for it even before prime got announced.

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>>380470641

>>380470661
Western Australia

They better buff Machamp, he needs more options

>>380469216
Just wait on the holiday bundles m8

>>380470694
It won't
This is just nintendo making a quick buck by porting Wii U nobody played

>hitmontop appears
>not playable

reeeeeee

Jesus I fucking hate Charizard. Been a fan since RBY and I still hate him.

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Even as a Pokemonfag I don't care about this game.
Show me the Kirby Fighting Game already damn it.

Kanto Pandering vs Poke-Lightning

>>380470426
Yes, and? How many choices you have to work with means nothing, the work is still the same. You know that new DBZ fighting game? ArcSys already confirmed it will not have near as many characters as previous DBZ titles, becuase the workload is just as high regardless of the franchise.

>>380470694
Because it's on the Switch, not the WiiU.

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seismic toss is a hype move

>>380470661
Heaven

>>380469832
don't have the screencap but tl;dr
>some guy from /lit/ posts a link to some innocent woman's book review Youtube channel
>/lit/ floods the comments fawning over her
>she begs them to stop
>they don't
>she eventually deletes the channel

>>380470694
depends on if it actually sells
it not being on a dead console is a good sign though

>>380470389
It'll be Decidueye, it's the new mememon.

>Pokken
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>380470507
Don't suck any dicks on the way out to the parking lot AUDREY

>>380470397
69, lol

>>380470819
Same. Most overrated Pokémon.

>>380469631
wtf why? at least we have """Euros""""

I wish they had made DKCTF deluxe instead
That game deserves more love

Just listen to this music and tell me you're not loving it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95HuSMQSUVo

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>>380470429
>>380470709
Kek. She liked this.

>tfw my favourite breloom isn't playable

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>Immediately going to Zard/Lucario instead of any of the Arcade characters or Decidueye

>>380470397
She's sucking mine right now ;)

>>380470426
This is a new game retard.

>>380470732
>once you start sucking dicks you can't stop at 36
This. Trust me, I know.

pure 60fps in everymode

>>380469342
>number of internet maidens I've rescued who have had sex with me: 0

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>>380470848
you havent seen machamp then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLt52kRSv5g

Pokken is such an ass game, goddamn... How long is this segment going to be?

And why was the cameraman and the hosts sucking Tim's dick so much at Splatoon 2 Invitational yesterday, anyway? Holy shit nobody gives a fuck about that boypussy faggot, at least try to show the other members instead of focusing on only one face

>>380470426
>bigger rosters every time
Nope. Rosters start small, go up over time witb DLC and "super" editions, then shrink and change with numbered sequels. SFV had 16 characters at launch.

>>380470709
through dick unity

>>380469442
OK so I can get:
-Xenoblade Chronicles
-DK Country games
-Mega Man series
-Metroid Prime series
-Castlevania series
-animal crossings
-pikmin series
-every Zelda game
-Breath of the Wild / Skyward Sword
-3D World / Odyssey
-Bayonetta 2
-Tropical Freeze
-Mario Bros U
-Chrono Trigger
-tons of classic hardcore games on SNES

And I can play all of these in my fucking bed under a blanket if I want to. Are you fucking kidding me? Sold. Period.

After that I'm getting PS4 to play Shadow remake, Ico and Monster Hunter (I guess it's good?) and all the other important that isn't on Nintendo systems like Chrono Trigger etc. And maybe add an Xbox if totally necessary.

Sorry I'm a noob to gaming trying to hype myself to get the Switch. It just hit me what a fucking amazing deal it is, and I'm not a shill don't hate me. The ability to play in bed or on the toilet is kind of fucking mindblowing when you think about it.

>>380470867
It wasnt so much the spam, as /lit/ has some truer than true autists saying some ridiculous shit.

>>380470709
>underaged
WHAT

>Splatoon

Where are the new games promised?

>>380470507
The line is 37 dicks, idiot.

Pokken is so boring.

>>380470952
Wii U owners have no taste, Tropical Freeze will never get another chance.

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>>380470793
Do you think he hates burgers now?

>>380469701
Even that Goomba doesn't want her. Fuck that whore. Theresa is the best.

>The stakes are high
>Hai

>>380470982
I know, but it has a huge franchise behind it. It's not some experiment like Skullgirls or something. Fucking give us 50 Pokemon to play as.

>>380470867
Oh god don't remind me of that

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>>380471005
>720p60fps in 2017 is noteworthy by nintendo standards

How does Charizard punch anything with those tiny arms?

>>380471104
If 17 counts as underaged then yes.

>>380471013
>Everyone has ulterior motives

Fuck off. It's morally wrong to dox someone who is legit having fun just because /v/ can't wet their weewee

super moves ruin fighting games

I love Pokemon but this game looks awful

>>380469507
OK if that's the case the kind of negates this post >>380471069

>>380471107
Fuck

>Pokken

>>380471126
no its 36, then he asks if that includes him and she says then 37.

I had to look it up too. I thought it was 37 at first.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Clerks_(film)

>>380470867
Pic of the girl?

>>380471104
she's 17

>>380471157
More like it's a standard in fighting games, fuck off console war shitposter

>>380471104
Only on third world countries.

>>380471046
Him and Power on the US team carried the team to victory.

The other 2 didn't really do anything of note.

>>380471194
there is literally no place on Earth where 17 is underaged

>Just shut the fuck up chinks, I want to play the game motherfuckers

based nigga

What's the point of showing this fighting game so much?

>>380471069
Literally none of those games are on the Switch except for BOTW and Odyssey though.

>>380471157
I´ll take 720p60fps over 4k30fps anytime.
Performance>>>Resolution

>>380471198

When was she doxed? All people did was share her Twitter. No personal info was released.

>>380471215
If they actually got some people playing it properly on stage, you'd say different.
It was a pretty good game on Wii U, I never got into it because it was on the Wii U. The switch will change that without a doubt.

I want to see some of the 3v3 mode

>>380471127
I don't get the appeal.

>>380471046
Each segment is generally 30 minutes, but it does go to 40/50.

>pick huge ass pokemon with gigantic reach
>win
wowzers

Why the fuck did I buy a Switch

>>380471069
>Ico
is this doable on ps4?

>>380469558
>>380469774
>>380469908
>>380471013
>>380471198
see >>380469631
You are literally dumber than emoji posters, congrats

>>380471194
>>380471251
>17
Oh. That's nothing.

>>380471292
You're watching an ad. It's to sell copies.

>>380471176
>65 million years in the pokefuture
>scientists argue whether or not charizard had feathers

>>380471069
Or on the beach at night, inawoods at night, or a vacation, a hotel room, even the fucking airplane

You can share joycons while having sex

>Choosing Machamp

OUR NIGGA

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> Pokemon Fighting game
> put numale owl pokemon in
> not Tiger Mask: The Pokemon
FFFFFFFUUUUU

>>380471198
what is she going to do with this information? dig a moat around her house?

>>380471292
Nintendo genuinely think they can start an eSports scene.

It's been a while since we've done it
TEAM SMITTY
R E P R E S E N T

>>380471323
She released a profile of her age, likes, and her location because she was looking for other team players, /v/ found it and added it to the archive just because.

>>380466596
>paying 500 dollars for a portable
>paying 100 dollars for new controllers
>paying 80 dollars for a new game

"no"

>>380471365
Because you're an idiot
Don't worry, we'll get some nice 3ds games later today
You DO own a 3ds right?

Any chance of Nintendo giving some details about VC during E3? Holding off on buying one until they give us some info about it.

>>380471046
the pokken tournment starts at 1:30 EST (12 minutes from now), so you'll have to stick through that too

>>380469442
>>380471069
The Wii U games probably won't be playable on the Switch because of the gamepad.

It's funny that you can do exactly that on the Wii U, however. It plays literally every game that was ever on a Nintendo videogame that isn't the 3DS.

>groups of 100

Holy shit