E3 Report Cards: Fucking Crap edition

>>380448498
1. Ubisoft
2. PC
3. Microsoft
4. EA
5. Nintendo
6. Sony
7. Bethesda

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>>380448498
Didn't get the chance to post mine when it was over.

>>380450057
>nintendo 7.0
now i know you fake

>>380448498
what's the point of watching e3 if you were already this fucking bitter even before it started?

>>380450853
I'm honestly wondering that myself
Guess I just hoped to get positively surprised

>>380450428
Nintendo was fine, you're obviously a hater.

>>380451418
>nintendo shows nothing
>A-

I'm sorry for your parents

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thank god for goku or this might have been the worst e3 in like 10 years

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Next year can't be worse than this right?

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>>380448498
I decided to upgrade Nintendo to A- after I spent 3 hours listening to the Odessey theme song

They legit made me want to consider buying a Switch, which well deserves an A- rating.

>>380452120
>Just Dance faggotry, muh multicultural multi-ethnic
?

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>>380452228
>Nintendo F, Sony D+
>Those positives on Sony
>Mario too long

>>380452284
did you miss the conference? they had some booty shaking bitch do a dance routine for just dance, then they had some sjw dyke come out and talk about how beyondgood and evil 2 was great because it was a "multicultural and multiethnic game"

>>380452578
>booty shaking bitch
post pics

>>380452234

Nintendo fucking dusted everyone once again.

>>380452475
Fair point, although I don't plan to buy or play any of the Sony or Nintendo (or ubi) games except maybe SotC Remake though.

I factored in that while nintendo games looked alright, I currently have no interest in buying a Switch anytime soon which locks me out of most of those games, while I do plan to get a PS4 in the next decade or so (not in a rush).

>>380452929
yea those logos and mari hats haha wow nintendo wins again

>>380453025
>I currently have no interest in buying a Switch anytime soon which locks me out of most of those games

That doesn't make the conference any worse though. By that logic every console conference is a default F for you, except Sony, because you will maybe buy one in 10 years

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>>380448498

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>>380448498

>>380453154
>every console conference is a default F for you
I'll agree on that. When the conference shows games that make me excited to play them and want to own the console, I raise the score. Personally I didn't feel much of that during this E3.

I gave Microshit a D instead of an F because new hardware doesn't come around as often and I like to see those announcements and demonstrations on what new things it can do. In hindsight it could've been downgraded to an F+ or D- because of the price tag.

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>>380448498

>>380453240
You are 16.

these fucking like 18ish age edgelords that think Metroid is kiddie shit amuse me.

showing your age there kids.

god summer v is horrible

>>380454885
try 36 faggot

>>380457856
I sincerely hope you did not make this one

>>380458108
I sincerely hope that isn't your actual opinion

>WAAAAAH PAID MODS PAID MODS NOOOOO
>WAAAAAH PAID MODS PAID MODS NOOOOO
>WAAAAAH PAID MODS PAID MODS NOOOOO
>WAAAAAH PAID MODS PAID MODS NOOOOO

You people and your consumer advocacy LARPing.

>>380459209
No. They're just actual marxists who want to exploit free labor bc muh entitlement, muh artistic expression. Work costs money, kiddos.

>>380456289
That's even more sad

>>380459209
Mods were always free in the first place, hence the backlash.

If they were all paid from the moment the first mods appeared everyone would get used to it and deal with it. But if something is free for X years and then certain companies want to sell it to you, you know people will get mad.

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>>380448498
Post yours

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>>380457856
>Fags still mad about not having games

>>380463087
nice meme shit, faggot

>>380463236
thanks

>>380462414
>sony A
>EA C-
anon what are you doing

>>380463362
kys

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>>380463167
They do get Super Mario Odyssey though until some hacks together a workable Switch emulator.

>>380462414
>those ratings

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>380451418
>What I expected: Todd Howard lies on stage
I chuckled.

>>380463643
Make your own, dipshit.

>>380464146
I did
>>380452234

>>380453240
RETARD ALERT

>>380458000
dude this is the only accurate one i have ever seen

good job

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>>380464446
>memes the post
>calling others out

Nice games

>>380464864
>EA
>C

yeah, fucking no