>dude is /v/ incarnate, from the get up to the actual opinions

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>that hair
>that accent
>that edgelord personality
>manlet
>Still liking metal
>being an E-celeb
HOLY SHIT, FUCK OFF

>>380442174

manlet

>>380442174
disgusting manlet with a homeless person beard because >le majestic beard my good sir xDD upboated
kys op

>>380442174
>caring about this bearded manlet

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>>380442726
what's wrong with metal again?

beats ironic weeb electronic music

>>380442802
metal is something you listen when you're 13 years old and then when you actually leave puberty you look back at it and say man i can't believe i used to listen to this shit
if you're still listening to metal and you're older than 18 you should consider suicide

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>>380442876
give me some better music to listen to then

>>380442802
*breathe in*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>380442963
>listening to music in first place
lmaoing at you life

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/v/ post what you are blastin right now

>>380442802
you're either a teen or a literal manchild if you still listen to metal no in between

>>380442174
/v/ doesn't like looking into a mirror.

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>>380442876
>incapable of enjoying music from many different genres
>calls other people kids
right, ok

AlphaOmegaSin is not like /v/, and embodies everything /v/ hates.

>Manlet
>Middle school clothes
>Hippie hair
>Embarrassing dialogue and channel intro

>>380442174
Hits too close to home for /v/ users

>>380442174
>persona 4 books
>nenroids
>resident evil books
>console boxes used for display
>neckbeard

you're right. it is /v/

>>380442174
i don't

>>380442802
>beats ironic weeb electronic music
no it doesn't

>>380442802
nothing, people just like to hoodwink themselves into thinking their genre of choice is sooo much better because now they're full grown adults posting on /v/ and therefore much wiser

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>>380442876
metal is something you listen when youre not a faggot, sorry for you anon, go back with your faggy coldplay

>>380442174
>dude is /v/ incarnate

what a fucking faggot

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he is actually idort master race which puts him ahead of /v/

>>380442876
lel you're a fucking retard

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does /v/ really think metal is full cringe or is it just a meme

>>380443986
/v/ only listens to anime music because they still have mickey mouse ears

>>380443986
Metal is cringe worthy indeed. But it's nothing compared to weebs who are on an other level

>>380443986
just a bait, or just another retard meme to over exaggerate

>>380443986
a lot of metal genre is cringe. its kind of like country like who the fucks like bluegrass?

>>380443986
Not all metal is cringe but yeah 95% of it is meaning if someone likes it the odds are high they themselves are cringe in essence.

>>380443196
>>380443516
>>380443808
spot the autistic kids

>>380442174
test

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>>380444635
says the one who take care enough for answer 3 guys with the argument of "youre kids xdxdxd"

>>380443986
define metal
a lot of metal lyrics are super fucking cringe. like it is pathetic when you know someone even enjoys that.

>>380444814
and what did you just do? :^)

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>/v/ acting all tough today

i only like him on the game chasers

>>380444860
just noticing you trying to make you reconsider your memelord position

>>380445010
don't reply to my post ever again fucking kiddo you'll be sorry

>>380444928
going to the gym doesn't mean jack shit when it comes to fighting. all it takes is one punch.

>>380444210

At least most weebs are properly embarrassed, and don't think their obsession is cool. Metal people are even more cringy because they honestly think that they look cool.

>>380442802
Nothing wrong with metal, but honestly if you wear your hair long and listen to metal you're a bigger manchild than I can put into words.

>>380442174
/v/ hates itself.

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>>380443035

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>>380445053

>>380445201
heh you've asked for this punk
Google is all over you IP address and when they found out who you are i'll send few of my boys to come see you

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>>380443035

>>380443986
Coming from a punk fan:
>Punk rock sings about love, loss, friendship, being poor and things that people actually feel
>Metal sings about wizards, elves, fighting for the right to play metal (???), graphically murdering people and other childish escapist fantasies.
I still listen to metal, but 95% of that genre is unlistenable unmelodic wankery.

>>380445110
but I'm
>not a manlet
>dont grow 2 meter hair
>dont grow harry potter beard
>dont care about personal youtube/twitch
>dont like 40 year olds screaming the music
its actually pretty hard to hit on all of these

>>380445402
>>Metal sings about wizards, elves

That actually sounds rad. What bands can you recommend that has that? Couldn't care less about "muh love and friendship and loss".

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>>380445402
>I listen to punk for the lyrics

You are the dumbest motherfucker on planet earth right now, are you even aware of that

>>380445608
>t. metalfag who has to ignore lyrics because they are so childish he feels embarrassment by association

>>380445587
Blind Guardian, Rhapsody (of fire), there are dozens more.

>>380445402
>adults don't like wizards, elves, and graphically murdering people
strange that lord of the rings and games where you graphically murder people seem to do so well in the 25-34 age group

>>380443035
Winter's Gate is metalkino.

>>380445694
Rich coming from a punkfag.

>>380445890
>music is gaming
hurrrrrrrrrrr

>>380445081
>strength doesn't mean shit in a fight.

Ahaha ok pansy faggot, keep telling yourself that. This guy would probably knock your ass out cold. Stay weak.

>>380442726
>>380442876
>>380442967
>>380443072
t. nu-males
Go back listening to Arcade Fire, Grimes and Kendrick Lamar

>>380445968
entertainment is entertainment

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>>380445936
not as good as ATWW and Since but decent

If he cut his hair, dressed like he wasn't 14 years old, didn't swear every two words and learned to pronounce the letter T I would take him seriously, but as it stands he's a fat and always has been

p.s. the 8 Bit Podcast was garbage

>>380445402
>punk
>good lyrics
HAHAHAHAHA
>DUDE FUCK THE ESTABILISHMENT LMAO

>>380446105
what about his podcast with happyconsolepleb

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>>380443035
>>380446082
Not as good as Dark Tranquillity

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>>380443035

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>>380445990
>strength matters

I could be a skinny 4'11" japanese man with a peg leg and still come out on top

>>380445402
Punk is for moody teenagers who wear sun shades indoors because people just don't get it maaaaan! Punk is so angsty 15 year old it's funny. Also musically it's uninteresting and for people who can't play their instruments for shit.

>>380446220
desu latest DT was shit

damage done/haven/character are top tier tho

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>>380443035
The best modern prog metal band

>>380445402
>Punk rock sings about love, loss, friendship, being poor and things that people actually feel
t. never actually listened to punk

>>380446457
slightly more adequate progge passing thru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSL1Zkw_Pg

>>380445990
strength matters a great deal less than technique in a fight
a 12 year old girl that knows basic martial arts can send a grown man with no experience flying

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>>380445990
>he doesn't know about Baba

>>380446361
CLEAN
L
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A
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>>380442174
>explain this to me.
also
>eceleb shit

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>>380444819
>listening to metal for the lyrics
A few metal bands have some of the greatest poetry ever written as lyrics, but most of the time I don't even care to find out what they're saying. It's all about the music for me.
Pic fucking relateed.

>>380446517
this is fucking terrible

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>>380445402
you're talking about Power Metal, but I cant expect much more from a punk kid

>>380446616
>eat around the shit

>>380446517
Good band
New album was just announced

>>380442174
that's not razor fist

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NEW VIDEO
OUR MAN SPEAKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXABgIF-Wjg

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>>380443035
God tier thrash coming through

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>>380446708
>a food analogy

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gonna see devy in two months lads

pretty hype

>>380442174
/v/ fucking hates itself, news at 11.

>>380446805
>selectively listen to the parts that aren't shit
eat my dick anon

>>380446820
>tfw missed both Paradise Lost and Devy due to school work and now they are coming back

Feels good man

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I seriously hope you don't listen to any albums here

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>>380443035
Vektor - Terminal Redux

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>someone says Tracer's pushing her ass in your face doesn't really seem like it suits her character
>Blizzard agree and change it to something that's still sexy but suits her character better
>everyone sensible is happy and that's the end of that

>meanwhile antiSJWs are starting hashtag campaigns, #freethebooty, writing blogs about censorship, crying about cultural marxism, making rage video blogs about how their videogames are UNDER ATTACK and being RUINED while faggots plan to boycott the game and they all basically chimp out for days over absolutely fucking nothing

Remember when we made fun of SJWs for being the embarrassing ones who made mountains out of molehills and went on crusades over nothing?

Good times.

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>>380446873
dude i got to fucking open for PL

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>>380446798
>Sodom

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You can't call yourself a fan of metal if you didn't listen to all of these

>>380442802
I think it's mostly Americans who associate metal with the kids in cargo pants and chain wallets who listened to Linkin Park and Slipknot back in high-school, but I don't know.

>>380442802
But what if my metal us also ironic weeb music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8i_QhOgsKw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>380447198
>Sonic Syndicate
>Ring of Rose
>Devildriver
>Annihilator
>Attack Attack
>periphery
>Butcher Babies

What kind of halfassed bait is this

>>380446361
That kid is Stout as fuck. No little old jap.

>>380442876
Please tell me how many 13 years olds you know of that listen to this type of stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvK3KNNYiEI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGaWhceQFQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w9TbulMd70&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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>>380447461

>>380447538
>nu-male metal

>>380442174
Didn't he stop making content like 5 months ago?

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>>380446869
Yes, I selectively listen to the parts I enjoy. The lyrics on Colors by Between the Buried and Me are fucking retarded, but it's still one of my favourite albums of all time because the music is just so good.
>>380446949
See pic.
>>380447198
>>380447315
Attack Attack is essential for anyone. It's fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>380447363
>implying posers listen to albums

>>380446361
Lol that kid is build like a fire hydrant you absolute mong.

>>380447237
no, central europe too

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WHERE MY $LAM BROS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>380444819
>a lot of metal lyrics are super fucking cringe

I don't exactly think "I AINT YO MAMMA" or "I was born this way (born this way)" qualify as quality pottery, let alone anything mumbled by some mush-mouthed, incoherent, blinged out douchefuck.

Usually lyrics aren't the draw anyway. The actual music is. And if you go to pop or rap for 'dat lyrical depth', well then you are clearly a confused, brain-damaged infant parading around as an adult.

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>>380447798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk

>>380442174
People don't like to see themselves in the mirror, anon.

>>380447806
(you)

>>380442876
Glad to know preference towards a musical genre is age gated. When was it that you were supposed to have grown out of video games?

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Sorry but you're not "COOL" if your room is filled with video game shit, posters, game guides, et cetera. You're a fucking loser if your hair is that long, if you don't maintain your beard (if you even have one lol), and if your outfit of choice is a black beanie and a meme tshirt.

Dude, you're like 28. Get a fucking hair cut, get a fucking job, start taking some normal interests. Seriously, this guy looks like the ultimate loser.

Objectively better then metal in every way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppbpxel1A3c

>>380448093
Wow fucking awful

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>>380448065
He is a banker, he has a kid and he is probably overall more successful than you you shitlord.

>>380448093

How so? A computer seems to have played that entire fucking track.

>>380448192
>he is a banker
You mean a bank teller? Oooh, how successful. Seriously, the guy looks like a loser. I can't imagine him being a mutual fund manager or other finance leader. Nobody is going to trust some long hair looking hippy with their money.

>>380442802
Absolutely nothing. It's such a huge spectrum of music and styles that writing it off just means that you're close minded, and probably tasteless.

>>380443035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7vlH2BPI2k

>>380444443
>Not liking bluegrass
The banjo is the instrument of the gods you fucking pleb

>>380443986
Depends entirely on the sub-genre and how you deal with it. I still have a ot of "metal" in my playlists, mostly doom and heavy psych and enjoy very it much. The trick is to not be a faggot about it: aka: dress in camoflage and black, be unshaven (the ungroomed way) and grow your hair out uncontrolably.

But yeah, most "mainstream"" metal is cringe incarnate, especially the lyrics.

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>>380448363
>Agalloch

>>380442174
I prefer Silent Rob over Alpha. He has loads of videos where he roasts that midget.

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>>380448329
if you are going to damage control your ass at least put some actual effort into your spiel you fucknugget

>>380448163
The beat is so strong. Metal Fedoras need not apply.

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>>380448401
Are these your favorite metal albums?

>>380448195
Why, dont you like the computer your using one now fag.

>>380448461
But am I wrong? Is he not just a bank teller or other direct deposit account manager? That's a job that makes $45k a year.

>>380448513
>The beat is so strong
Typical wigger

>>380445201
>Still going to /v/.jpg

Metal is the logical conclusion of European Classical.

>>380442174
Mighty number nine!? D-dats boooshit

>>380448572
I like Sleep and Electric Wizard, dunno about favorite. Dont know the rest.

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RIP BOLT THROWER
LEST WE FORGET

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>>380447676

>>380448663
Lul, future bass and chill trap is white people music. Good beat with good lyrics and no shitty rap. Try again Tincup.

>>380442174
>wanks himself off from the fanart he receives
>puts it in his intro
>look at how much of a tool I am I bought all these things
>has a wife with a child and still dresses like that and buys amiibo and trash.
/v/ despises women when they do this. And /v/ isn't sexist

>>380442174
Isn't it obvious?

Everyone on /v/ hates themselves

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>>380448093

>>380448572
Remove Godflesh, Burzum and Atheist for that to be true.

>>380448747
Wagner is the father of Metal.

>>380442174
>Dude is /v/ incarnate.
>Why does /v/ hate him?
You answered your own question.

I genuinely don't get how people can wall themselves into one musical genre. I listen to rock, metal, punk, ska, country, and some pop. I even have had some friends play me some rap and hip-hop I've liked. Sure I prefer some music over others but shitting on an entire genre because it's not your taste just shows how fucking ignorant you are. You can call their fans children but really if you are mad that other people like different music, you're the real manchild

>>380447538
I used to listen to all kinds of black metal when I was 13. Xasthur, Leviathan, Burzum, that sort of shit. I'm 25 now, I grew out of it. I can still kind of appreciate some of it, but I rarely listen anymore.

>>380449049
Serious question: Do you listen to country?

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>>380442174
I just can't look at his face for a long time, it's too weird

>>380449074
If you grew out of it, then you were never really into it in the first place.

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>>380443986
It's not acceptable unless you're from a metal country

>>380442876
people listen shitty bands when they are 13, that's like saying starcraft sucks cos you fucking suck at it

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>>380448093

>>380446018
>implying kendrick lamar is bad

Miles above most mental bands. I used to be a metal fag, listening to shit like Burzum, Cradle of Filth, etc. I grew out of it eventually, there's very little GOOD metal bands, most are shit.

Hiphop on the other hand, has a higher great-artist to shit-artist ratio, i.e. 6 out of any 10 given acts are good, while metal has much, much less

>>380449074
so you are just old pussy, i get it, you lost your claws

>>380448747
>Euroniggers have no modern cultural of their own whatsoever that that they have to leach off American music, that was at the time the equivalent of mainstream trash, that has it's origins to Rock/Blues Rock/Acid Rock music that was invented by American niggers.

Fucking

Hilarious

>>380449351
You were just a nu-male all along

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>>380449351
>muh ratio

You sound like a nintendo 64 faggot. Nobody is forcing you to listen to shit bands and shit music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXD4UKp-FVk
>tfw the singer is the bullpen coach for the LA Angels

People trying to argue or discuss about music in this day and age.
While anyone with normal flow of thought knows that it always turns in the some ridiculous flame war with autists.

> /v/

The only metal worth listening to is video game metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIYt5lcq3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FmC35GIOk

>>380449143
Really by country I mean bluegrass and older shit. None of that modern Randy Travis, Toby Keith shit. I honestly hate the samey over produced generic southern guy voice they have. I get why their popular, but it's not at all my bag

I spent a lot of time working in the middle of nowhere in the south so i had exactly 3 radio stations, country, western, and JESUS. I kinda developed a taste for it

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>>380442876
The opinion of a 13 year old.

>>380443035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z18eMqK9BMM

>>380449384
Maybe, or maybe eventually you just realise that corpse paint and screaming about shit over a blast beat is juvenile and not particularly interesting musically.

>>380449464
I find that hip-hop music generally includes a more realistic version of masculinity, as they talk about making it out of the struggle, being independent and demanding respect.

Metal is very childish in comparison, and very unhinged from reality, with shit like dragon slaying, hordes, LOTR esque shit that's really lame when you take out the godly riffs behind it.

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All this talk about sounds and noise instead of video games

>>380449593
lmao this is Linkin Park tier shit

>>380449683
>as they talk about making it out of the struggle, being independent and demanding respect.

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY AND HOES I GOT A BIG DICK YOU'RE A HOMO MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

>>380449417
Europe laid the foundations for all Western music.

>>380449351
If you grew out of it, then you were never into metal in the first place.

Hip-Hop has more fodder than metal.

>>380442174
Youtube is not a video game.

>>380449843
It must hurt being this willfully dense

>>380448597

Using a computer for recreation is not the same as programing a song on a computer, and then proclaiming "I PLAYED DIS, I R MUSICCAN!"

Fuckwit.

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>idiot op thinks he knows anything about /v/ incarnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66UtgvOJiIw

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>mfw watching anons """discuss""" music with 16 year olds on /v/

>>380449843
see, if you didn't seclude yourself musically and actually wanted to listen to good hip-hop, you would have.

have a look at immortal technique, kendrick lamar, talib kweli, mos def, common and aesop rock. all of those rappers have fairly deep conversations about adult topics.

then again 99% of /v/ is racist as fuck so idk why i'm even pissing in an ocean of piss but here we go

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>>380449849
that's so fucking cringe, holy shit

>>380449351
>Hiphop on the other hand, has a higher great-artist to shit-artist ratio
i like this bait

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>>380450097
>immortal technique, kendrick lamar, talib kweli, mos def, common and aesop rock
good lord

>>380450246
name me some then?

>>380450009
Fuck off Dave Grohl. The act of creating music can't be boiled down to "acoustic instruments = better quality".

>>380449683
>a more realistic version of masculinity,

SJW confirmed.

>Metal is very childish in comparison, and very unhinged from reality, with shit like dragon slaying, hordes, LOTR esque

Sooooo painting a word picture of fantastical worlds is somehow worse than "Bitch don't cross me I'ma cap yo bitch ass"

Got it.

>>380450097
Immortal Technique - le conspiracy

Kendrick Lamar - WE WUZ KANGZ

Mos Def - pseudo intellectual 5 percenter

Talib Kweli - irrelevant one in Black Star

Common - hipster

Aesop Rock - walking thesaurus/dictionary

Hope I've helped.

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>>380442876
>yeah! metal is for little poopers! the cool kids like us rock off to REAL music like they show on the MTV charts!!

>>380450097
>immortal technique
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380449683
If you're understanding of metal is limited to fantasy power metal, you don't know shit about metal. Motorhead is one of the best metal bands of all time and I don't think they put the word dragon in a single song (unless maybe they were talking about heroin)

They're turning the board into a youtube advertising platform, hotpockets needs to do something about this shit. Every other thread is about some unemployed shithead with a capture card.

>>380450375
Why don't you go ahead and tell us what you like so I can make a childish post reducing any artist you enjoy to a meme. Obviously you're here to shitpost.

>>380450540
>Motorhead
>Metal

Who the fuck cares what other people listen to. God nu-/v/ is trash and will argue over anything.

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Only good hard rock/metal band

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I don't listen to much metal but I like Black Sabbath, Ozzy with randy rhoads and Metallica in the 90s. How's my taste metal fags?

>>380450298

No, but being able to actually PLAY said instruments (at least ONE for fucks sake) puts you leaps and bounds ahead of the assclowns who think "programming something using pre-made 'beats' and auto-arpeggiators" counts as making music.

For example: even those hipster fucks who play ukulele demand more respect for their craft that fucking SKRILLEX. If nothing else, for being able to play the thing they wrote.

>>380450540
>motorhead
>metal
and you accuse me of having limited knowledge lmao

>>380450282
he can't, he's just here to shitpost

>>380450540
>motorhead
>metal

Next you'll say dragonforce is metal too

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>when /meal/ on /v/ is better than actual thread on /mu/

>>380444635
spotted!

>>380446018
>being this insecure about your own taste in music

>>380450501
what's wrong with immortal technique? or rather, what is it that makes you sperg about about immortal technique?

>>380450540
Lemmy always said Motorhead is Hard Rock, not Metal.

The rest of your point still stands, though.

>>380450685
have you considered that the stuff used to create those songs requires skill to use? any old cunt can strum wonderwall out on a guitar, however I wouldn't expect anyone off the street to be able to pickup Logic or Fruity Loops and make anything resembling modern EDM

>>380445587
look into fantasy metal, epic metal. There are a shitt on of bands.

>>380450282
strictly hip hop? deltron 3030, dr octagon, mf doom, eric b & rakim, atcq before they fell off, pharcyde, kanye before he fell off, siah yeshua dapo ED, people under the stairs, blackalicious before they fell the fuck off, wu tang i suppose

>>380449683
>every metal artists sing about medieval folklore
why do you even bother commenting about stuff you know absolutely nothing about? /v/ in a nutshell I guess

>>380449593
>not posting the superior vidya metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ojdkn-c4XM

>>380450872
>modern EDM

That's a good thing. All EDM is garbage.

>>380449661
oh wew, you are such an BIG PUSSY, I listen to rap, funk, retrowave and all kinds of metal and rock, black metal has it's place too, well I'm from Finland and we keep it real here so that is something to do with it also

>>380451059
cringe

>>380450561
John Cage's 4'33"

>>380450851
Lemmy is a God but if Motorhead doesn't count as then I don't know what the fuck does.

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>it's another "/v/ tries talking about music" level
these threads are fucking hilarious

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stop playing video games

>>380451249
We can't all be the narrow-minded, esoteric shit-cunts on /mu/

>>380449683
SMOKE DAT CRACK AND GET BITCHES AND GET GOLD TEETH NIGGA

that ain't realistic and there is realistic metal too
https://youtu.be/YyZn9okLqYA

Any time you frothing cum guzzlers talk about music it reminds me of why you're always wrong about games.

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>restricting your taste of music by only liking genres
>not transcending from being a fucking braindead normie in life
>not enjoying all kinds of music
holy fuck, sure is summer in here

>>380445587
Rhapsody of Fire spent several albums telling a single fantasy epic. Manowar has albums inspired by mythology from around the world. Both of them have worked with Cristopher Lee, Rhapsody even have songs where he sings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z93SdirnzTw

There are loads of bands doing this, and a lot f them are great.

>>380447030

Underrated post right here

>>380451354
remind me why this autistic sperge refuses to wear shoes again

>>380451472

I'll take my niche genre of music over the bland, over-homogenized blob of 'everything trying to be everything else', thank you.

>>380449683
more toxic form of masculinity

>>380451520
Higher quality version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECB-KVRP8gw

>>380450851
it is metal, it's proto-metal

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>>380443035
I hope you like slow music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UAjf-IqgXk

>>380443035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxJ7U9443U

>>380446361
the longer kid is skinny fat idiot, the smaller kid has core strength and seems to know martial arts

>>380450312
What is a realistic form of masculinity in your mind? Please inform me

>>380451472
Pretty much this.

If you are still listening to specific genres or just Metal, and aren't listening/enjoying all types of music, especially world music or deep subgenres/fusions, you are a normie fantrash that corporate loves.

People who have experience get tired of the same diarrhea and branch off to find alternatives and different taste. That's how you can tell a developed person to an underage.

Here comes the strawman rebuttals of Pop-nigger trash and Hip Hop.

>>380452251
dwarves running around and slayin dragons and shit, clearly

>>380445402
coming from devil metal punk:
>punk sings about being a poor faggot and other beta problems
>metal has very masculine image but half of the metalheads are depressed or alcoholic or other problems under that tough skin

>>380451894
>Nearly 40 years of continuos releases

They had to have stepped out of the realm of proto at some point

>>380451919
Too fast desu.

>>380445694
I just listen to music, lyrics hardly ever matter

>>380452251
>What is a realistic form of masculinity in your mind? Please inform me

No thanks. Figure it out for yourself.

>>380448842
BEST DEATH METAL EVER PERIOD

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>>380452531
Oh Fuck I was hoping for positive reinforcement but I got bamboozled

>>380452585
I just want to know what masculinity is to someone who uses the term "SJW" unironically.

>>380449143
Wheeler Walker, Hank 3, Cash, outlaw stuff

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>>380443035
BTBAM.

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So far it seems you only hate him for his appearance, height and the music he listens to. Go look in the mirror you disgusting fucks. You aren't any better.

>>380445402

Jesus Christ, could you be anymore pretentious?

>>380449351
>Cradle of Filth
this band is such an good indicator of posers, it was always a shitty band with a cock sucking faggot front man

>>380452312
Open mindedness for the sake of it to appear quirky & unique is what hipsters do.

>>380449417
t: person who know nothing about european music

lol, not every band is southern metal you huge tool
>>380449593
that's metal for kids

>>380452746

If you have to ask, you actually will never know.

Here's a hint though, just because I'm feeling generous.

Do>Be

>>380452987
It's not a matter of doing it for the sake of it, it just happens naturally that it's almost a prime characteristic to look for what you want to find people who have experience and seen shit.

People who stick to niches are underage or people with general shit taste and simplemindedness. It's as plain as simple.

>>380445402
>unlistenable unmelodic wankery.

Sounds to me like the melodies and time signatures are too complex for your primitive 4/4 115bpm mind.

Biggest difference between metal and rap:
>rap is ego and self centric, it's all about promoting yourself and your ideas if there is any other than get famous
>metal focuses on broader and more abstract subjects and ofc genre in-jokes and other tongue in cheek subjects just like rap

>>380452739
Don't get me wrong, it's enjoyable, but I prefer shit like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI1hNWOyIW8

>>380453338
>metal focuses on broader and more abstract subjects

This is what Metal fags actually believe, and I'm not even a pop or hip hop fag if you're going to start off in one of your strawmans.

>>380442174
I dont know who that is, but even if what you say is true about him being "/v/ incarnate" then there's something you should realize. /v/ in general hates itself, the only thing /v/ hates more than video games is itself. If it took you this long to realize this, then you're a lost cause.

>>380450838
he is a tinfoiler and like most tinfoilers he sees himself as smarter and more educated than people who have not taken his kind of the red pill

>>380453162
If you're going to shoot down other peoples' you should present your own

>>380453527
You sound like you don't know shit about metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZB3RgTEhrQ

>>380453227
Not really.
I'm not going to delve more into say skramz or shoegaze, cuz most of it is fodder.

>>380446361
You're retarded if you didn't think the shorter dude wasn't clearly stronger. Nigga his arms were like tree trunks and he was built like a fire hydrant. That middle schooler fucking lifts and knows how to tackle

>>380453639

Funny that: any time I've expressed something along the lines of "I just want to enjoy what I enjoy in peace and not bother or be bothered by anyone", I'm constantly told what I enjoy is "wrong" and I need to "grow up".

So, yea, no. You can fuck off with your bait.

>>380453365
oh man I first found out about Ahab and Funeral Doom in general via the site Imeem
I fucking missed them on Roadburn fuck my face

>>380447105
sodom is fucking awesome you retard, one of the best

>>380454045
Tbqh I'm not sure I want to see Ahab live. They're what I listen to when I want to relax, and I don't go to a concert to relax.

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>>380443986
The whole thing, the filthy unkempt hair, the disgusting smell of piss and leather, the cliques, the ringing in your ear after listening to that shit too loud, the women with dyed hairs and fat tits that burp and fart, the sticky floors, the beer that tastes like sewage water, the fact that once you're in the scene you realise fashion is everything, it's like hanging out with high school girls but more filthy.

The only good thing about metal is growing older, looking back and saying THANK GOD ITS OVER

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>>380443035

>>380443035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UEn7DNsfa0

>>380449147
he looks like a rodent

>>380452893
this.

>>380442174

>e-celebs

>>380443035
venom

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>>380450081
>watching dadrock, metalheads, ironic weebs, and nigger rap kiddies fling shit at each other
It's funny.

>>380442174 I can't believe "reaction" videos still have a market, Google needs to demonetize that stuff, make the world a better place.

>>380453527
Hello, retard.

At least he doesn't call himself "Jesus" like some superfags with a beard do.

>>380442174
>/v/ incarnate
>40 year old metalfag with long hair and a long beard who is 5'0 and has a my wife's son

seriously?

>>380442876
slipknot is not metal

>>380458079
I used to have long hair (and a beard eventually) from I was 13 until I got a job at Disney at 21 and had to cut it. I didn't call myself jesus, but a fuckton of other people did. I guess they just lack imagination.

Not a fan of him but this is
>insecure people: the thread