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SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
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ech
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>>380439404
Fuck off with your e-celeb bullshit.
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>>380439548
this.

this is not video games. fuck off.
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>Not really impressed with the black race
Jesus Christ, Jon
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Kind of agree, even though the open world was beautiful I started finding the gameplay very repetitive.

Would have preferred proper fucking dungeons over divine beasts or shrines.
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wtf jon delete this post now
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Have another
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>>380439404
I personally loved the game. Dunno why it matters whether [insert e-celeb] does or not.
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>>380440068
e-celebs have better taste then you. It's kinda sad.
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It's so sad seeing manchildren approaching 30 years old trying to play the wise card. Jontron is a regular casual idiot with nothing to offer to the world, just like Mega64, game journalists, /v/, pick a fucking career and have a personality outside of videogames.
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>1488! The lies of the jewish race will come to an end, and the white man shall wake from its stupor!

What did Jon Tron mean by this?
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>>380439935
Says the modern day equivalent of Barney. Maybe if he didn't try to get so many children to watch his videos, he'd hold more credibility.
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>>380439935
Pewds honestly seems like a funny guy irl.
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>>380439935
at this point I'm pretty sure he's just trying to piss people off for no reason
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>>380439935
I'm a married 30 year old man and I still get excited for games. He probably just hates them because it's his job.
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>Not really impressed with the nazis, do we not have enough ovens to burn any jew ever?
What the fuck Jon? Way to alienate your fanbase
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>commietubers assmad cause nintendo doesn't let them make money off their intellectual property.

Fuck these commie fucks,

>b-but im promoting it! its good for them!

fuck off they dont want you making money off something they own, get over it.
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>>380440202
I like things I like. Do you not like things you like anon dear?
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>>380439404
Yet more proof that Persia was a mistake and Alexander did nothing wrong.
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>>380439935
So what things does one get excited about when they're 26?
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>>380439935
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>>380440330
>>380440327
he was literally referring to himself being excited about it you autistics
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>>380440068
>I personally loved a thing. Dunno why it matters whether anyone else does or not.
Eh...
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>>380439404
Dudes almost as old as me, so yeah he is old.

Times are changing.
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>>380440442
Traps
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>>380439404
Didn't he say this like a fucking year ago?
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>>380440238
this

Shit is embarrassing and agitating
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>>380440449
/v/ does this a lot

There was an obviously satirical post made on the NMS subreddit about "hey I met another player in game (we didn't see each other but it's awesome!!!)", but because it was cropped and posted on /v/ every anon automatically assumed it was Redditcucks being retardedly cucked.
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>>380439404
At least he isn't talking /pol/ shit anymore. Is he ever really going to be able to recover from that fiasco? I miss having Jontron episodes coming. :(
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>>380440449
Why did you quote >>380440330 you fucking retard
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>>380440449
no shit. I'm just saying why does he think his age has anything to do with it?
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>both threads also have the same filename

e-celeb shit. fuck off.
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They are right
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>>380440442
I was exited about new Styx. Never gave a fuck about Zelda tho.
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>>380440442
He doesn't. He's realized that his entire "career" is built around entertaining children long ago and will probably kill himself in the near future.
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>>380440478
Fair point
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>>380440565
Only after a fairly long time of not posting political shit.

Like, at all. I think going full libtard would help him less than just avoiding the whole thing.
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Oh boy, I sure do love e-celebs.
My favorite e-celeb is LiterallyWho69420, I love his biting reviews on Hit Video Game #521.
What's YOUR favorite e-celeb guys?
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>>380440721
Thank god, /v/ board culture bans e-celeb threads.
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>>380440442
taking a loan to get a house and kids, work and die ignored from the world
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>>380440478
I can't find where Zoey Quinn tweeted this. Did she delete it?
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>>380440721
Jeff Gerstmann, he's still a menace.
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>>380439404
Why is OP so autistic? That post is from e3 2016. He loves the game now.
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>>380440721

Unironically? It's Chris Smoove. He's a cool guy who doesn't partake in any drama and just plays games. Shot clock cheese
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>>380440478
I'd rather have people telling me what they like than making shitty passive aggressive virtue signaling tweets about how you must hate it or else you are labeled as bad, old, lying, racist, or whatever.
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>>380440478
>you already have this image saved
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>>380440442
At 26 one should be excited awaiting the sweet touch of death.
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>last JonTron video was 5 months ago

Is it dead?
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>>380441168
he killed his career bringing his bullshit politics to light.
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>>380441168
>he only started watching jontron when Breitbart told him to
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>>380441232
now that Mario Odyssey does everything it set to achieve better, is Yooka Lulee only worth to left-wing numales that hate based JonTron?
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>>380439404
>OP
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>>380440442
telling other 26 not to have fun with shit that doesn't

1. get you laid
2. get you money
3. sports
4. kids
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>>380441168
Next video he makes will have 3 million views, so no.
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>>380439404
>Being so obsessed with hating a game that you go around taking screenshots of other people talking about it
wew what a faggot you are OP. SAD!
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>>380440442
Making money
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>>380439404
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?
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>>380441368
>sports
People still do those in 2017? Damn.
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>>380441357
>froggo is a zelda fag
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>>380441015
It's a must have if you browse this board regularly.
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>>380439404
>"Maybe I'm just OLD, or maybe Hitler was right and niggers are the cause of all crime in modern society" ~ Jon "Look At These Blacks" Jafari
is what we're gonna see get quoted in the journo articles right?
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4chan needs a container board named /eceleb/.
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>>380439591
If this isn't, then review scores aren't either.

So you fuck off.
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>>380441407
>Implying this shithole isn't a quarantine bosrd
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>>380439404
Is he retarded?

>only liberal propaganda infested games
>finally a game with Aryan features being A LITTLE valued, no propaganda
>shit on it

Not to mention that unlike other open world games he is referring to Zelda actually DOES HAVE dungeons and tight level design to make up for the emptiness. And fucking interactivity. That grass is actually interactive and not just a wallpaper.
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>>380439935
He sounds like a typical /v/ babby. I hate that cynicism and apathy are the hip new thing to do. It's fucking spreading everywhere and it needs to end.
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>>380440442
Apparently Horizon and God of War or something. Also Souls shit.

So mature.

Please stop posting e-celeb trash.
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Zelda: The Early of Access was one of the laziest games I have ever played in my life

This is the series that includes Ocarina of Time and Link's Awakening crying out loud
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>>380440923
t.Chris
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>>380439404
>>380439935
>"haha, we are so woke, fuck immigration, right? "
>shit on only game that does not have afro girls as protagonist and epic gay people
>game literally wants you to kill the Arab Jew
>just for some attention

They don't seem so bright.
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>>380440442
fishing?
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>>380440636
>has money to live happily for rest of his life
>kill himself because of career choice
not likely m8
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>>380439404
why isnt this attention whoring fuck dead yet?
I thought someone wouldve bashed his skull with a hammer already
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>>380439404
>>380439935
They're literally, unironically not wrong though.
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>>380440238
i have picked a career

im kind of anxious though because i need to take a math test which i will most likely fail and as a result will have to pay $400 to take catchup math courses before im even admitted into my community college
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>>380441517
GOOD. review scores, console wars and e-celeb shit is what brings this board down so much.
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Like most e-celebs Jon just says whatever people want to hear from him. In his case his audience is just /v/.
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>nintenbros are ass blasted by based jon
>they all drink the sjw koolaid

You guys have to go back
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>>380441850
Jon Tron kills at least five antifa faggots with his Luger on his way to work every morning.
There is no way some untermensch is going to bring down an Aryan like Jonathan Aryan Jafari.
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>>380439404
Who?
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>Not impressed with Iranians, they aren't real whites like me
Really, Jon Jafari?
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>>380439404
This memelord Sargon loving fucker is still alive? The fuck is Antifa doing? They say they're gonna fuck him up.
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>>380442301
>wanting people dead beacause they have a different opnion than yours
You realize (you)'re the real nazi, right?
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>>380440721
me
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>>380439404

haha yeah he would know about getting fired from places
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>>380441368
>4. kids
only if they're not mine and I can get them naked
who wants kids at 26?
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>>380441557
>>380441726
>Putting real ethnicities, nationalities and religions onto fictional characters in a fictional universe where these things don't exist.
>Using Zelda to push your politics

Are you retarded? You sound like the idiots who say Chihiro from DanganRonpa is trans despite him saying that he's a boy and is just wearing girl clothes. Why won't you people realize how cringy and embarrassing you are?
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>>380442301
>antifag upset over based Sargon and Jontron
>wants to kill people over difference of opinion
And people wonder who's the real nazi
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>>380439548
GTFO, we love e-celebs here
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>>380440584
>why does he think
He doesn't.
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>>380442594
the nazis
the actual nazis are the nazis
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>>380441557
>this is your brain on pol
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>>380442406
most people on /v/ wants him dead because he's no longer relevant to gaming. posting the fat fuck is now /pol/ bait.
you see, little shit, most of his fans were indifferent to politics and liked him because of the vidya jokes. when he went full alt right and got christened by the trump niggers as an /ourguy/ he needs to die really fucking fast if he cant contain his shit in the place where his new fans like him the most.
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>>380439935
Motherfucking this. It's pretty embarassing seeing Nintendo announced a bunch of shit only babbies and manchildren would care, during E3, and then Nint0ddler autisically claimed that Nintendo won the show.
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>>380442623
Can't tell if this is serious anymore
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>>380442998
>most people on /v/ wants him dead because he's no longer relevant to gaming
>/v/ is one person
>this person is me, I want him dead because he has a different opnion than me
sorry there, I don't speak to nazis
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>>380442594
posting nigger jafari is no better than posting milo the pedokike atm.
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>>380439404
Badda bing badda boom! Get this nigger outta my room!
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>>380439404
I'm inclined to agree with him. I finally got around emulating BotW, and it did very little for me. Too much that I'd seen before. That said, I think I would've enjoyed it had I been in my early teens.
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>>380440238
Says the neckbeard on /v/.
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>>380441850
>>380442301
>>380442998

All me btw
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>>380441232
>bullshit politics

poorly researched, and poorly argued more like
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>>380440442
I dont know man, im 20 and vidya lost their grasp on me, all I want to do now is work on cars.
but I still cant let warthunder go
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>>380439404
I really fucking hate Jontron, yet /v/ is enamored by him for some reason.

Game Grumps was legit garbage, and Jon by himself is still genuinely unfunny.
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Move out of the way plebeians, the true taste has arrived
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>>380443803
All of his fanboys here are Trump niggers.
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He is still hanging out with sargon so dont think he is hiding in shame as most seem to think. just lazy i guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxZmoHdSus
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>>380440442
I bought tomato and chili pepper seeds, I'm pretty excited to add them to my tiny garden.
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>>380443816
The inclusion of the basedgod triggered me
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>>380441168
I hope so
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>>380439935
>>380439404
>Neo-Nazi e-celebes are against one of the few non-pozzed games shown in E3

wtf???!
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>>380443926
/pol/ isn't /v/
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>>380443947
>Dobson has horrendous taste in vidya
who would have thought
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>>380440442

Dying.
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>>380439404
I'm surprised a guy that shit talks blacks can survive this long in NYC.
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>>380441557
holy fuck that picture

it takes some serious autism and retardation to produce that, I GUARANTEE whoever made it is a frustrated single loser who makes no money
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>>380442118
He's, like, legit Aryan though.
>>380442406
You realise violence doesn't make you a Nazi, right?
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>>380444548
>Any amount of effort I dont appreciate is autism
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>>380440238
I don't know: I think Jontron could actually make it in media production and entertainment. Through his video game spiel, he has gained some great experience in video production. I think he could probably put most of what he has done on a resume and get a job at some independent studio without too much trouble.

Mega64? I'd argue the same, except they've never made technically amazing content. They've made good videos, but most of their niche came from the fact that they did retarded shit in public.

>game journalists
There's no hope for them.
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>>380444668
nope, retarded opinions are retarded though

sorry but if your race is the best thing about yourself then you're a pathetic loser
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>>380443947
As much as I hate Dobson at least he's consistent with his political opinion.
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>>380439404
> e-celebs
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>>380444957
Nothing good with consistently being a faggot.
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>>380439935
I agree that Zelda is shit these days but I fucking hate his new shtick where he hates on playing vidya. If you have to play degenerate trash vidya for dumb normalfag kids it's your own fault. I'm 28 and some games still make me get hype and make me feel young again.
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>>380440442
Getting new curtains.
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>>380445065
Epic win dude
Learn that shit at school yesterday, champ?
Way to go, tiger, you're fitting in now.
No silver linings for you, or that edgy angst that keeps you hip and cool to get all the pussy you want.
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>>380443187
If he dies his underage fans will stop making flamebait threads about politics here.
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>>380440721
Chris Bores
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>>380441357
Jon and Mike are friends? That's actually cool.
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>>380439548
>>380439591
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>>380445398
You're a faggot, dude
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>>380442623
This, e-celeb threads are always welcome here. These people are gods of the video game world and are always related.
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>>380445303
Epic silver lining champ.
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>>380440636
fucking absurd your comment friend. do you have any idea how many lifetimes you would have to spend working to make the dough he has?
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>>380439654
spoilers: divine beasts are dungeons
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>>380445551
And yet anon is still less of a failure than Pewdiepie.
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>>380445445
is this bait? are you 11 years old? if not, kys.
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>>380445626
dunno how exactly you define failure but it's not giving me a good impression of your mental health
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>>380440442
my eventual death
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>>380445675
Whether or not you're baiting, you're autistic.
>>380445725
Success certainly isn't about money.
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>>380440327

Pewdiepie has been ok since Andromeda came around and he dropped his gay ass character.
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>>380445551
You know after a certain point in Maslow's hierarchy, you stop giving a shit about how much money you're making. Then you start caring about making meaningful impact to the world. It's why Bill Gates gives away half his money. He don't give a fuck, he just wants something to satisfy his realization.

I might not make as much money as PewdiePie made, but I'll have made something productive. I'm a welder, and I'll know my work went into rebuilding the twin towers. What will PewdiePie die with? Knowing he was essentially Barney?
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>>380439404
And after that tweet he actually played the game and said he enjoyed it.
>>380439935
He is saying that he is 26 and he is excited for Zelda and thats dumb.

/v/
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>>380440238

In other words
"Stop making more money than me by playing video games. I'm angry people don't have to work shitty jobs they hate."
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>>380445764
>Success certainly isn't about money.
unless the anon in question has discovered the cure for cancer...
>pewdiepie: loser with net worth of ~70 million or something
>anon: just a regular old loser

>>380445827
>It's why Bill Gates gives away half his money
and pewdiepie could do that also and already have more 'impact' on the planet than everyone in this thread can hope to combined. but let one thing be clear: the mental gymnastics you do to justify welding or whatever is of most benefit to the people at the top, making the most money. kind of like religion

Da vinci: "shun the studies in which the work that results dies with the worker"
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>>380445241
>I'm 28 and some games still make me get hype
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>>380446107
>unless the anon in question has discovered the cure for cancer...
Wrong again.
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>>380440442
>daily sex.
>rewatching pokemon episodes and pretending you're young again.
>having money in the bank
>nobody bothering you
>getting your degree done finally
>getting a job and daily companionship
>dreaming about becoming an enterpreneur
>getting excited about new elections and shitposting about them on /pol/
>moving house
>simply having good food to eat
>self grooming utensils
>having a good shave
>that one day feeling lucky if you don't feel anxious all the time and feeling good about yourself and life
>sleeping just so you can forget
>coffee in the morning
>not having to care for some shitty pet
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>>380446113
Don't worry, Pepe. Thanks to Drumpf, you won't ever reach that age to experience that feel.
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>>380446164
did you discover a way to make me cum without spending 2 hrs edging
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>>380445398
>being friends with a 14 year old
>cool
Pick one. That kid is obnoxious.
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>>380445725
you know how pdp was an inta bannable offense because how fucking naruto tier cancerous he is to /v/?
the meme niggers at /pol/ changed that after he sucked trump's dick.
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>>380446250
Why would I ruin that? You have almost attained enlightenment.
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>>380440442
I wouldn't know, I was depressed throughout my 26th year.
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>>380440442

Listening to miserable people telling me that they quit videogames because of some arbitrary insecure reasoning while I'm having fun playing them.
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>>380439404
>Digging stuff up they've already spammed from half a year ago
>Sony fags are THIS desperate
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>>380446303
if you can call bulk downloading booru tags 'enlightenment'
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>>380446107
>sucking pdp dick
these trump niggers are cancer
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>>380446113
yeah, you mad?
but maybe that was a misleading phrase.
I didn't mean most new and upcoming games.
just already released games I discovered for myself that I didn't know yet. I'm excited for the new Dissidia and FFXII Zodiac Age though.
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>>380439404
And then Jon was an old man
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>>380445434
>>380446262
>not liking Stranger Things

sheesh you guys sure taught me
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>>380442529
>cringy
Jesus...

And Nintendo put Christianity into Zelda 1-3 and basically SS again since the statue of the goddess is literally Mary.

At least look at the picture you quote.
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>>380444882
So, can you form an opinion on why this >>380441557 picture is so horrible? It seems to trigger you really bad. I just find it funny, to be honest. A lot of actual trivia and even some useful informations.

Please elaborate.
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>>380440442
Building furniture. Fuck, if kid me could see how pumped I am about getting new shelves, he'd probably fucking kill himself.
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>>380446215

That sounds pretty fucking lame.
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>>380446418
usually i ask myself one question: who would i rather be friends with?
>pewdiepie, experienced youtube personality
might be interesting
>donald trump, insane death spiral business magnate
might be interesting
>anon mcanon, welder, mid 20s, plays 'vidya'
definitely not interesting
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>>380446107
>and pewdiepie could do that also and already have more 'impact' on the planet than everyone in this thread can hope to combined
I don't think he has the competence, passion, or wherewithal to effectively figure how to use his wealth in a meaningful way. He'll run into a corner after attention whoring gets boring and he has spent a good portion of his wealth on meth and heroin.
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>>380439404
>guy fucks over his career by spouting /pol/ memes in real life without fact checking them first.
>/v/ still thinks his opinion means anything
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>>380443821

I never got this "tired gamur" schtick. I've never completely lost interest in videogames, and I'm almost in my mid-twenties.
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>>380446728
33 and still get exited for games.

I've had moments of being a tired gamer, but it always comes back later.
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>>380446608

Jesus, *I* want to kill myself just reading this.
I can't imagine being excited about new furniture unless you literally just moved out of mom and dad's, and have barely anything to begin with.
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>>380446721
Spouting /pol/shit without fact checking makes you BASED anon, get with the times
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>>380446215
daily married sex is not the fantasy porno you think it is, son
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>>380446721
The issue wasn't the fact that he wasn't incorrect, reddit.
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>>380440442
Nigga after you hit 18 you don't get excited for nothing.
Only manchild get "excited" for video games especially.
That is something only children do.
They get excited over going to the amusement park, they get excited over christmas gifts, they get excited over super heroes.
If you are an adult man you don't get excited at all. Unless you are retarded.
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>>380446703
sounds like a real good time
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>>380446721
I mean, just like being a genius in one field doesn't automatically make you a genius in an unrelated one, being a meme spouting bozo in one field doesn't mean you can't be right in another. An opinion means something based on its connection to reality, not the person who said it. Things don't stop being right or wrong just because some rando said it.
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>>380441415
The soccer fanbase is so cancerous that it makes Sonnygers, Nintenbros and Xbots look good.
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>>380446939
Let's not kid ourselves: there is no better pleasure in the world than opiates. However as soon as you stop popping pills, you will want to kill yourself knowing that you just spent your entire paycheck on oxys.
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>>380440442

Pretending to be excited by mundane garbage, because anything actually "fun" is not allowed when you are "#LE ADULTING XD".

The mundane is just what's required to get yourself through the year. It's stagnation.
If you can't you can't find joy in your life, and start telling others what is and isn't allowed to be excited about because "hurr those r kid's stuf", then you might as well kill yourself, you miserable aging fuck.
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>>380446934


Might as well fucking kill yourself then if life is nothing but a standstill of emotional death.
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>>380439935
You know you fucked up when pewdiepie tells you you're acting like a child
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>>380447107
well, when your paycheck is a couple hundred k a month....

>>380446934
sounds like you've become perfect. perfectly numb
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man i fuCKING LOVE TWITTER
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>>380446934

This song was made for you, Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
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>>380439508
First post best post
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>>380439935
who gives an honest shit about what you play. to each their own.
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>>380447240
It's a cash cow, it'll eventually pop and he'll have to stop. Then, you know, you spend all your money on drugs. If you don't think you can spend millions on drugs, then you've never done drugs.
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>>380447268
>Implying he's wrong
Large empty areas are a staple of all 3D Zelda games
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>>380447268

Twitter needs to stop giving all these fucking nobodies verified accounts.
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>>380446728
Maybe you're defective. I pretty much lost all interest in video games when I was 23. 26 now and no game excites me. I can't play any game for more than 20 minutes before becoming bored and feeling like shit; feeling bad because I know should be doing something productive.
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>>380440629
My nigger
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>>380447492
you can spend millions on fucking twizzlers. remind me why we're extrapolating pewd's inevitable drug binge and suicide from a single tweet again
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>>380447553
>and feeling like shit; feeling bad because I know should be doing something productive.

Why are you on /v/, then? This place is an even bigger waste of time than video games are.
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>>380443803
>mfw his own stats proved that rich blacks do less crime than rich whites

He is genuinely retarded and he should stick to comedy for mouthbreathers.
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>>380447553

I'm pretty sure you're the defective one, Anon, especially when you think you can be productive 100% of the time and not want to kill yourself.
Get a job dofus.
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>>380446721
He killed his career by not putting out videos in months
The "racist" scandal was a fart in the wind
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nintenbros btfo
back your basements autists
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>>380447762

>mfw his own stats proved that rich blacks do less crime than rich whites

I mean, poorly researched aside, they really didn't.
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>game comes out months ago

pretty topical tweeting there
also he's not wrong, once you're played one open world sandbox you've basically played them all.
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>>380446456
he's still a kid, man
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>>380446609
It's not bad desu
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>>380446721
>guy fucks over his career by spouting /pol/ memes in real life without fact checking them first.

>Fucking implying.

Believe it or not, most people don't give a fucking shit about what he said on some stream.
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>>380439935
Spoiler: PDP is 26, he's talking about himself and how he thinks he's too old for it but loves it anyway.

Which is still fucking stupid, games don't have an age limit, if it makes you happy, play it.
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>Check JonTron's Twitter out of curiosity
>The Tweet in OP's pic is either really old or just fake
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>>380439404
>>380439935
>when the YouTube money spots flowing and you gotta get your audience back
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>>380447651
Because being the equivalent of barnie isn't a very fulfilling life decision and since he's too retarded to do anything else, he'll turn to cam whoring and drugs.
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>>380440442
Death, at least that's probably all I'm going to be excited about in 3 years and approximately 16 days from now(RIP my youth).
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>>380448038

Especially not when Destiny is a fucking faggot that thinks he is right because he was in a debate club.

He is often wrong, and gets blown the fuck out by LIterally Who's constantly on his gay little debate show.
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>>380440442
Driving, travelling, hunting, literature, cooking, gardening, fitness, politics, etc.

Otherwise known as grown man's hobbies
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>>380439548
>>380439591
>daily console wars of nintentodlers calling others sonybros
>omg one e-celeb thread reeeee
You faggots might have a point if /v/ was a quality board instead of the cesspool it is.
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>>380448174

He's got money out the ass.
He can do anything he fucking wanted to while posting a video or two here or there to keep up his revenue.
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>>380448174
or maybe he'll just do what everyone else does (start a family) except, you know, he will never have to work and has far more money
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>>380439548
>>380439591

Apparently Twitter drama and Youtube e-celebs falls under video game """culture""" now.

It's biased as fuck though. Certain e-celebs get deleted, like discussing how far Spoony has fallen, but discussing how lolrandumXD dunkey is doesn't get deleted.
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>>380448227


I'm pretty sure /pol/ proves you wrong on the last one there.
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>>380447721
I saw that coming a mile away. This is the first time I've posted on /v/ in probably months. I like to drink my morning coffee and lurk 4chan sometimes. It's true, you can never leave this place.

>>380447778
There's a lot of shit you could be doing that is both productive and fun downtime. Video games are just time wasters. It's a brain dead activity.

I do have a job.
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>>380448227

Some of those sure sound like richfag past-times if you ask me.
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>>380448310
Eh, I don't see it happening. I see him mainlining heroin in 5 years max.
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>>380447895
Well, not exactly "prove" but his statistics did show that for the sample size, he was also trying to apply his argument based on these stats universally when it's only for a single area.
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>>380440238
he has a career tho and even if he ended up having to close down shop he has more than enough experience to find a job in marketing or media production and editing and all without having to get a bachelors or masters in said area of study. sounds like you're just mad?
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>>380439548
being mad at e-celebs, kek. Nigga faggot
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>>380448471
>Video games are just time wasters. It's a brain dead activity.

Fuck it then, better stop watching movies, listening to music, and reading non-fiction then too Only allowed to build Ikea shelves and cook.

#Adulting
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>caring about literally whos on twitter
>caring about social media drama
>caring about """"""""gaming communities""""""""
>caring about politics in trivial entertainment
You should be castrated if you care about this shit.
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>>380448471

Productivity is a fucking meme unless it offers anything to somebody else. Producing things for the sake of producing, is just as brain dead.

Stop trying to reason why you've become So numb, and in the end nothing even matters.
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Oh hi Jon, don't you have new videos to make? You haven't uploaded for months now.
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>>380448765

But Anon, listening to Mozart STIMULATES MY ADULT BRAIN. Kendrick is just brain dead.
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>>380440442
>So what things does one get excited about when they're 26?
Have appointments with cancer screening and hope for negative (good) results. Reminder that you stop growing in your 20s and you should start worrying about old-age diseases.
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>>380446215

>daily sex.

check

>rewatching pokemon episodes and pretending you're young again.

Don't actually like pokemon anymore but I could if I wanted.

>having money in the bank

Check

>nobody bothering you

Check

>getting your degree done finally

Getting my second degree done (finally)


>getting a job and daily companionship

Check and check


>dreaming about becoming an enterpreneur

Check

>getting excited about new elections and shitposting about them on /pol/

Well I actively avoid /pol/ just due to focusing on IRL stuff rather than internet politics

>moving house

No house but do have a nice apartment

>simply having good food to eat

check

>self grooming utensils

Check

>having a good shave

Check

>that one day feeling lucky if you don't feel anxious all the time and feeling good about yourself and life

Actually you know what, check. Feels good man.

>sleeping just so you can forget

Not check, I wake up at 6am every day and I love it.

>coffee in the morning

Damn good joe.

>not having to care for some shitty pet

I wish I had the time for a dog.


Yeah I guess things are going pretty well.
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>>380440497
a man of culture i see
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>>380440238

If people enjoy watching your content, you automatically offer something to the world.
The entertainment industry completely disagrees with you, faggot.

Le Wise politics isn't the only thing worth offering to the world, you disgusting Bugman.
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>>380447836
>implying he hasn't released a video (that he claimed was done back in February) was not the result of fallout for the stupid comments.
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>>380440442
Going to IKEA.
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>>380446934

Fuck you nigga, I have a functioning family and work life and I get excited for warhammer models

Not vidya, but damn man you have to have *something* you feel for.
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>>380440238


Hi Quintin, wanna shoot sum hoops later?
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>>380439935
fuck off /pol/
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>>380448038
Yet has obviously caused him to delay video releases and lower twitter communications.

>>380448179
>maximum mighty damage controll
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>>380449196

No? He explained himself in a follow-up video, and life went on.
No one gives a shit.
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>>380439404
Contrarian as fuck.

Why doesn't he simply post on /v/ instead of associating his ugly visage with it?
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>>380448901
Productivity could mean a lot of things. For example I could and probably should be outside mowing my lawn right now but I'm not. Also there's a lot of landscaping work that needs to be done on the back yard that I could get started on that will ultimately increase the value of my home when I get ready to sell it.

None of those things are a waste of time and there's still a thousand more things I could do that would be better uses of my time than video games.
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>>380449448
>maximum mighty damage controll

Hi Destiny, wanna debate me?
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>>380449260
God this.

IKEA just announced a store 3 hours away from me so I don't have to drive 5 hours now.
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>>380441487
needs a container board for /butthurt/
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>>380449481
He is literally doing nothing but wasting his Disney money and failing to put out content and cutting most communication with fans that not "getting on with life"
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>>380449260
Holy shit this.
>be 29 years old
>be married
>go to IKEA every second month
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>>380446721
>reddit tries to pass a old /v/
just leave
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>>380449608
>implying destiny would put a ex-aid reference in a post.
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>>380449574
announcing reports is against the law. reported
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>>380439548
but jimtrim is /ourguy/ so its ok
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>>380449901

Anon, you're the only one that thinks that's because of the debate. There is nothing to prove this is the case besides conjecture.
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>>380439935
/v/ is literally full of stupid chidren.

He's saying that he's EXICTED for zelda.
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>>380449260
Fuck off nigger I'm 23 and I relish going to IKEA
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>>380440442
Reminder that if you didn't have a social life in your first 25 years of lifetime it is very likely that you will suffer from dementia in your 30s.
Notice the pain in your chest? It's your heart and you should get checked immediately.
Notice the pain in your testicles? Get checked immediately.
Your scheduled vaccinations are due at least three years already.
I hope you are still taking care of your dental hygiene.
Have any back pain? Hope it's not a herniated disk.
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>>380440442
I'm 32 and I'm excited about Bubsy.
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>>380450348
If you always feel tired and fall asleep at the drop of the hat that's probably sleep apnea and get that checked before you kill someone on the road.
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>>380443816
>>380443816
Remove, Jerma, Monty Python, Chris Stuckman, Carlin, Bill Burr, Gumball, Seinfeld, Friends, and Jim Carrey

Add Parks and Recreation, SilvaGunner, some smug anime girl, that Inotorious faggot who does CSGO videos, FNAF, Norm Macdonald, BOTW, and we should be good to go
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>>380448227
so why shove politics in fucking video games of all things?
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>>380450624
Having a black woman or a transgender person in your video game is not politics...
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>>380450348
I forgot.
How are your joints doing? Do you exercise regularly? Make sure you don't suffer from rheumatism.
Did you spend too much time in front of a glowing screen? Notice how you did not need glasses in your childhood, but you started wearing glasses as a teenager? Your eyesight can only become worse from there.

>>380450535
I sleep 6 to 7 hours a day, but I really feel tired all day.
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>>380450749
You should probably go to a doctor to get one of those cheap home tests.
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>>380449569


Look Anon, if those things are more fulfilling to you, then go ahead and landscape, but don't give me this shit that the only things of value, worth doing in life, are the ones that are immediately producing something. Worrying about being productive or not is dumb, especially if you aren't actually being productive anyway, just complaining people on an internet board how numb you've become.
The value of your house went up. Congratulations. What are you gonna do with the other 99% of the time?
Fuck off /v/, it's only good for you.
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>>380440629
The new styx was such a letdown. I liked the first a lot more.
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>>380450962
I never snore though.
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>>380448179
Destiny is a pretty shitty debater too.
He constantly cites statistics without remembering their origin, he consistently makes false equivilation where he gets someone to agree to something minor and then relates it to an extreme. When you watch him "debate" someone that's on to these sorts of tactics, it's fucking hilarious because half the debate is just his opponent stopping him and saying "I didn't say that though?"

Watching him talk to Metokur was fucking gold.
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>>380449569

So you're being productive to increase the value of your house... to what end? What are you gonna spend that money on, being even more productive?

You sound like a fucking robot.
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>>380451091
Doesn't mean you don't have it.

I'm 33, 6ft/186, and never snore but turns out I had sleep apnea.
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>>380439404
Jon "they're dipping into our gene pools" Tron still has a fan base?
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>>380451161

He got blown the fuck out by Sargoy and "Literally Who" tuxedo ape guy.
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>>380451271
People still respond positive to his few tweets, but to me you need to have current content to be considered to have a current fan base.
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Fat retard shitting on Zelda which is actually decent and pro white when there were just 100 movie games with feminism propaganda announced.

>>380446598
>>380446598
>>380446598
>>380446598
>>380446598

And again cucks prove they can't debate for their lives and just get triggered all day.

Reposting.
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>>380440442
Exhilarating hobbies;
>Motorcycles.
>Skydiving.
>Ziplining.
>Team sports.
Etc.
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>>380443816
>Cowchop not on the list
Phew, looks like I'm safe
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>>380451349
>btfo by sargon

Hahaha oh wow. People actually believe this?

Sargon "wins" debates by spouting out incorrect facts that are easy to debunk then will never accept any evidence that debunks it until the opponent just gives up and leaves.
>>
Honestly, people that aren't impressed by botw dont know shit about game design and development. It's fine if you don't like it, but holy shit is it well made and fine tuned
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>e-celebs

I want nu-anons to leave
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>>380439935
Spot on.
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>>380439404
Jesus do you all jerk off to him and angry joe?
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>>380449569

>and there's still a thousand more things I could do that would be better uses of my time than video games.


t. every Quintin post ever. You should literally kill yourself if the only 'meaning' you can imagine and derive comes being productive. No one can ever be "productive" to the degree you wish you were, and feeling guilty for not being productive is a gay as fuck.
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>>380439935

Pewds was salty because nintendo didn't give him the game to show on his channel.

Yes, i watch that faggot.
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>>380440442
You bought a new thing of soup that you just got in at work, and you're excited to try something new to eat
You also can't wait for your shift to end so you can drive home at rocket speed just so you can sit down in a chair all day for 10 hours refreshing /v/ just so you can wake up and do it all again the next day.
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>>380449107
autism
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>>380439404
Reminder that JonTron is considered """""""white""""""" in the US and Syrian refugee in Europe.
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>>380451401
>Zelda which is actually decent and pro white
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>>380439404
>>380439935
This is ridiculous. Are you gonna make nostalgic threads about NMS failure too?
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>>380439548
No
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>>380451597

Watch the video, brainlet.
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>>380439404
>Really not impressed with that new 13th Amendment, don't we have enough free people from all the relevant races? Maybe I'm just OLD
Jafari come on you have to know when to quit
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>>380451597

I'm not a fan of jewboy Sargoy, but he stumped Destiny pretty hard.
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>>380441374
3 million? You mean 6 million, don't forget the fact it'll be 7 million
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>>380451967
1) Zelda always made fun of gays and transvestism (like many Japanese games and manga).

2) Aonuma literally believes being gay is equal to being "odd", see picture.

3) Stop falling for degenerate "fans" and their shitty fanart. Link looks like an idiot in the game.

3.1) If Nintendo wanted to make Link "sexy" in this outfit, they would have given him high-heeled footwear which a) work wonders and b) all the Gerudo girls are wearing, characters they actually wanted to be sexy.

4) Link facepalms at the transvestite he gets the clothes from who also looks like a disgusting monster.

5) Nintendo is literally mocking gay people again. Literally the reason you get this outfit is because you have to traverse a village filled to the brim with incredibly hot women with curves a men could never have. Only a retard would have eyes for Link in this scenario and Nintendo is holding a mirror up to said freaks.

>>380441557
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>>380443816
>Talking shit about Lil b

Kill yourself
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>>380439404
Nah, you're not old, just fat and incredibly morbidly obese. Nintendo is shit, though
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>>380443816

How does it feel being a contrarian aka wrong?
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>>380440442

this is pretty much the only thing
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>>380450348
Fuck, I am paranoid now for a reason
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>>380452249
>Using the "anti-sjw" defense.
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>>380452409
GERUDOED
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>>380452793

???
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>>380449260
>>380449260

Honest question, why do people enjoy going to IKEA? I've seen this meme pop up a lot
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>>380453384
>food
>getting lost
>fucking in the corners no one can see you
oh..never mind
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>>380452793

What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>380453636

The food in Ikea fucking sucks though.
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>>380453384

IKEA sucks ass. Going there for a reason other than you need cheap furniture, is a sign that your life is fucking pathetic.
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>>380441889
Then you're too dumb for a degree. Save yourself some money and learn a trade now rather than in a few years when you drop out.
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>>380453673
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>>380453778
i like sandwitchs , thats all i've tried from ikea food , but yea most people here like a bunch of other shit
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>>380451401
Knife ear scum isn't white
>>
Well... he's not wrong. Open world has been done to death.
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>>380447762
You're retarded.
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>>380453673


God I hate this greasy faggot with the visage of a small lesbian. He is the embodiment of every high-school wannabe intellectual, ever. Last I heard he started hanging out with actual Twitter communists too. Double whammy of "Everyone is dumb but me"
"MGTOW" more like involuntary celibacy.
>>
>>380453939

You are a moron.
>>
>>380450348
>Notice the pain in your chest? It's your heart and you should get checked immediately.
that started when i hit 13 years old
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>>380439404
STOP AVATAR POSTING, JON SHITTY TRON
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>>380454172


He is definitely an Incel.
His "girlfriend" is some muslim puss that lives across the world from him and he's never met.
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>>380440442
Boats
Stocks
This weeks lotto numbers
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>E-Celeb drama
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>>380443816
>Seinfeld on the list
Did you just google "Funny ____" and then add those?
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>>380445581
They take about 5-10 minutes to complete, while OoT or MM dungeons would take 30 minutes
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>>380439404
wOW, HE IS SO UNRESTRAINED, HE IS THE FUCKING UNDER DOG, WHAT A FUCKING REVELLL
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>>380440442
I'm 28. I don't get "excited" by vidya, it's just a form of relaxation. Switch ain't worth the money but Zelda looks nice
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>>380439404
Based Jonny
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>>380450348
>>380450749

Thanks Anon. Now I'm paranoid as fuck.
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>>380454625

>boats

the memest of meme hobbies.

>stocks

Other than my retirement fund I could not give less of a shit, I have enough money.

>this weeks lotto numbers

idiot tax

>>380451774

This essentially, productivity needs a purpose (even if that purpose is just relaxation) otherwise its spinning tires and anxiety for no benefit.
>>
How old are you fucking faggots actually and why are you so worried about getting excited over a hobby you enjoy?

Getting excited over your favorite sports team winning is the same as getting excited at a new video game you want to play right? Or did I just miss the point of growing up?
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>>380454980
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>>380454918


It's just retarded 20-somethings that think they know everything because they know nothing.
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>>380454918

I don't get excited by new video games because they rarely do anything fundamentally different than what I've already played nor do they do traditional ideas with a greater amount of quality.

Its also why I don't get excited for movies but I'm always happy to be pleasantly surprised by a good film.

There have been some very notable exceptions but these days I don't get excited for a game before I've played it.
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>>380443947
is it even possible to walk, eat, and breathe with a brain so obviously deficient as his?
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>>380450348

Shit. I do have pain in my joints, chest irritation, and occasional pain in my testicals (although probably 'cause I jerk my peanus weanus every day)


What do.
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>>380455103
>>380455172

I actually haven't gotten excited about video games since 2016 and thought I was turning into a pretentious "grown up" but then Nier:A surprised me. Probably because I played one nip game that was clunky and played funny.

I just realized its just that there are rarely any good vidya lately.
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>>380452409
I think the fact that so much fanart/porn spawned from BotW Link is a sign of the times, and not remotely reflective of the game itself.
At the same time, who cares if someone's gay. In the end it's just a genetic dead end.
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>>380454918
I'm 31.

I don't really know what the point of growing up is/was.
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>>380439548
And yet Todd posting is allowed. Hmmm
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>>380455493

Action games like that tend to be pretty fun and good choices, especially from reliable developers.

The last game that really surprised me and grabbed me was Witcher 3, its DLCs more specifically because it was a legitimate improvement on the previous iterations of its franchise and the story telling was well done in an actual literary sense, instead of the garbage bioware style that most people expect from vidya.

>>380455103

I don't get excited for rehashes and cash grab sequels. I also consequently very rarely get angry at video games because I don't hype myself up like a retard before inevitably having to face reality.
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>>380455697
I'm in my mid twenties and I just stumble around in the dark looking for a sandwhich. Nothing has changed in 10 years. Except games being shittier than usual.

>>380455752
I bought the Witcher Trillogy but never played it, I did it to help fund Cyberpunk 2077 I will play it when they release gameplay trailers for 2077
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>>380439404
Who cares what a fat alt-right shit head thinks.
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>>380455958

The third is worth playing all by itself, the second is actually okay with the combat upgrade patch that comes standard now, you can get some good stuff out of the first one but its not required.
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>>380456073
I thought it had similar choice systems in bioware games where my save choices from previous titles matter. Can I just jump straight into the third one? I usually care about the plot even if it's an illusion of choice.
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>>380455708
Todd is vidya related
Fat fuck white wannabe Trump dicksucking uncle tom Jafari belongs on >>>/pol/
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>>380452409
Nice pasta.
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>>380456278

Some things matter from witcher 2 to 3 but you can just answer some questions from an NPC in the beginning and be fine.

I cant even remember what carries over from witcher 1 to witcher 2.

Its worth playing witcher 2 before 3 if you are willing to, the gameplay is very similar to 3 and the story is still quite good plus some major events from witcher 2 are the entire cause for 3.

Its also a great game and doesn't feel dated if you haven't experienced 3 yet.

Going back to 2 after playing 3 would be difficult, like going back to devil may cry 1 after playing DMC3.
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>>380455708
Todd is a game dev. Jontron is Milo tier /pol/ cuck.
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>>380455960
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>>380456503
Alright. I guess I'll start playing from 2 when the time comes. Thanks friendo.
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>>380439404
You're quite late with this shit, anon.
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>>380439404
Can someone cripple this sensationalist attention whoring fucktard so I can stop seeing his face here?
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>>380444882
this
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>>380440442
Golf, paying bills on time, managing a balanced 401k.
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>>380443816
So basically hate everything? Gotcha.
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>>380456794
>Implying we wouldn't see billions of "tribute" threads made by the 8faggers
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>>380440442
paying my bills
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>>380455752
>I don't hype myself up like a retard before inevitably having to face reality.

The point is, that this is a sign of the industry's decline in quality, not because you've "le grown up".
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>>380450348
Ever feel constantly tired, depressed, uninterested in vidya games and your old hobbies?

Check your adrenal/thyroid levels
Also check your viral titters for EBV and HHV6
I only recently found out I'd had a chronic viral infection for the past 3 years which completely fucked over my life and finally started having energy and motivation again after treating it.
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>Not really impressed with the new farming equipment, do we not have enough niggers in cotton fields already? Maybe I'm just OLD
-Jon Jafari, 1864
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>>380449107
nobody cares faggot, kys
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>>380457113

I think you have rose tinted glasses if you don't think garbage was shoveled out at the same rate during the 90's.

I do attribute it to having a pretty wide range of experience playing video games and the acceptance that there's not much coming out that's going to feel new to me.

If your reaction to that is "he's merely pretending to have lost interest in video games because he wishes to seem venerable on a taiwanese fisherman image board" then I think the memes have gone to your head.
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>>380441357
OP BTFO
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>>380456794
This. The news will treat you as a hero anyways for bashing Nazi skulls and the judges will go easy on you. Be the hero /v/ needs.
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>>380452776
Don't be paranoid, just get out and go for a walk every now and then and drink plenty of water. Odds are, you're gonna be okay.

But it's important to remember that we all gotta die sometime. Hell, look at Zyzz. In peak physical condition, fuckin' died from a heart attack.

Kek works in mysterious ways, anon.
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how do the mods here decide which garbage gets deleted and which doesn't
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>>380439404
these nobodies are just saying this shit to get a rise out of people. when will you faggots realize this?
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>>380439935
Nintendfaggs BTFO!!!
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>>380456924
>the only media is that that exists on the picture
Good job proving the image 100% right, triggered 16 year old
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>>380457407

It most definitely was shoveled out at the same rate during the 90's, however the amount of trash getting released on a weekly basis relative to the rate back then has changed from 1 good game in every 5, to like 10 in every 50. The rate hasn't changed, we just *have* more shit game in general to be mad about.

That aside, the industry has changed drastically in their trends just in recent year, especially with cost of production and other shit.
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BLAME! Megastructure game when?
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>>380452542
>fat AND incredibly morbidly obese
is he overweight as well?
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>>380458201


Never ever.
Hopefully it'll be FromSoft x Tsutomu Nihei though.
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>>380458201

Fuck that, Biomega gotta go fast game when
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>>380457407

Trends change, the type of games getting released are very different nowadays. Games that were incredibly common a decade ago, have not evolved , instead thrown to the wayside in favor for new trends.

Ubisoft is an example of utter stagnation as far as common modern trends go. All their games are basically the same now.
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>>380458456

Why not both.
They're the same universe anyways.
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>>380441630
How many of these webms do you have saved to post every day? Just git gud and stop pretending you don't play them because they're not perfect.
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>>380457729
by tracing your IP
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>>380439404
What a moron
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>>380439935
>I share this boards with anons too dumb to understand a fucking Pewdiepie tweet
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>>380456398
>>380456560
Really makes you think...
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>>380446896
you mean "daily" married "sex" is a fantasy in general.
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>>380459060
must be getting the wrong address
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>>380457158
>Get lab work
>TSH levels high
>get more lab work to check t3/t4
>stable levels

Well I guess I'm just a head case then. Fucking doctor got my hopes up.
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>>380439404
>doesn't even make videos anymore
who cares
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>>380453923
there is no work for trades in my city, as they are over saturated
there is no work for skilled professions, same problem
the unemployment is creeping up, and there was just a notice sent out of a completed shopping center(mandurah forum) with 100-150 new positions available.
There were over 2000 applications, the line was out into the street.
The government here also wants to hide the numbers of growing unemployment, using 'looking for work' as somehow a position of employment.
The machines took low skilled positions, and so the market responded by doing just what you suggested: getting skilled
But there is only so much supply.
The amount of work goes down as technology improves. It's already gone far down from when everyone was a sustainance farmer working all day every day just so they could eat. Eventually the world which reach a point where there's so little work that it would be impractical for everyone to have a trade. I'd say it's already started happening
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>>380440442
I'm 32 anon, I don't get excited about anything, just have a real urge to fill some youthful pussy with seaman and pump out a kid.
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>>380439404
I love Jontron, I really do but this is a guy who idealized 3D scavenger hunts on the N64.
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>>380440548
>NMS defense force on reddit was obvious satire

ok
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>>380457743
you do know how many threads will be spammed in /pol/ if jontron got killed or get fucked up by "lefties".
he's one of their highest ranking /ourguy/s.
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>>380460651
Do you got a list of this high ranking /ourguy/s?
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>>380460773
https://twitter.com/mighty_buzzer/status/875013139762262017
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>>380440442
-Getting approved for mortgage.
-Balancing your budget
-Having a wife that doesn't constantly drag your ass in credit card debt with superfluous purchases she'll end up either gifting or hoarding
-Being able to hang up that sweet landscape painting you bought at the street fair in your living room
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>>380441726
???????????
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>>380461004
>lacie green is /ourguy/ now
what did she do?
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>>380461004
Welp
Time to go nazi huntin'.
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>>380448317
One is a legionpersonalarmygoobergate drama thread, the other is actual discussion about a figure of game culture. Pretty easy to distinguish.
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>>380439404
No one cares about nazi"give me a white ethnostate or give me death"tron's opinions anymore.
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>muh it's ok when it's /ourguy/ bullshit
Jon being a pretty cool guy is completely irrelevant. Fuck off.

>>380455708
Todd isn't an eceleb faggot
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>>380461004
>Sargon
definition of a cuck
>Lauren southern
coalburner
>Pewdiepie
le ironic nazi
>Jontron
non-white
>Chrisrgun
literal who
>Lacie green
lolcow whore
>Milo yiannapolous
faggot

the only /ourguy/ in the /pol/ sense is Jordan Peterson.
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>>380443816
>4chan summed up in a image
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>>380440442
You mean in terms of video games? Souls games, Total War games, RTS games, Dragon's Dogma, Deus Ex and immersive sims in general, Monster Hunter, Civilization and turn based strategy games in general, The Elder Scrolls, cRPGs, adventure games. Even those cinematic Uncharted and Last of Us type games are acceptable if those are your thing. And there are many more options that don't make you look like a complete dysfunctional manchild like many Nintendo games would. Liking Mario, Zelda, Splatoon etc is the video game equivalent of spending your free time watching saturday morning cartoons and children's programmes like Teletubbies.
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>>380440442
video games with really gritty dark lore and voice acting and storylines about murder and demons

anyone who enjoys these games when they're underage and despises colourful and cheerful games is simply mentally developing faster than their peers
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>>380461767
Nah, If any of those fucks got cleaned by antifa there will be a sticky on /pol/.
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>>380461767
>why wont anyone watch my minecraft storytimes?!!!
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>>380461767
>the only /ourguy/ in the /pol/ sense is Jordan Peterson.

Loosely.

Jordan Peterson has some values contrary to /pol/. Like he doesn't seem to suggest IQ is a terminal, saying it can be raised but it is difficult whereas /pol/ parades averages as though to say those born with low IQ are stuck with it for life. Really, /pol/ or not Jordan Peterson is someone everyone can learn from. He's one of the few people on the planet who has his shit straight and gives people the tools to do the same.
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>>380440442
Am 26. I get excited about Zelda. Also moving to Japan to teach.
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>>380462101
well by that logic if somebody would have blown up the young turks HQ there would be sticky as well
>>380462215
what
>>380462326
yeah but compare to the other examples peterson is /pol/ as fuck even though he wouldn't agree with 99% /pol/ shit
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>>380440442
Nothing. Being a cynical asshole is mandatory for those 26 and over.
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>>380440238
honest to god. having the "do whatever you want with your life" mentality makes you enjoy your life a lot more. and people will like you more.
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Why is this thread still up?
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>>380462840
Mods take a vacation during E3. They can't keep up so they don't bother.
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>>380447762
>mfw you're retarded
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>>380440442
higher forms of art than fanfic furry bullshit
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>>380439404
>did you hear what "so and so" said about "so and so"?
>OMG I can't believe he said that!
>then they called "this" person "that"!
>I know!
Why are you younger guys so much like women?
Social media as a whole is made for and caters to women's behavior, why are you twitter fags such gossipy, effeminate faggots?
Where are your fathers to tell you that gossip and social shit like that is for women, so cut that shit out and start acting like men?
Same thing with celebrity worship and culture, it's for women, just look at the stand as you leave the grocery store, all that shit is made for women.
So I have to wonder how you guys turned out to love celebs, gossip and social talk, you little fags disappoint the men of older generations.
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>>380462689
TYT are SJWs
Theyre not /ourguys/
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>>380464483
you fucking retard the point was if somebody would have detonate a bomb inside tyt hq there would be a sticky as well on /pol/ because of le happening

also 90% of /pol/ secretly jerks off to Kasparian
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>someone points out /v/'s autistic "hobby"
>b-but that doesn't count! p-please report e-celeb threads and stop replying!!
>400 replies later
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>>380443816
>No Oney Plays
Shit list.
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>mfw a youtube unironically calls themselves an "influencer"
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>>380439935
this piece of shit
>>
Wow. People here are so defensive of BotW. I am too, even reading that tweet made me feel like I had to argue but reading the circlejerk hate for this guy really opened my eyes to the jerking going on here
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>>380439404
I think he's just salty Yookay-Laylee was shit and Zelda was good?
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>>380439404
He went on to play it more and ended up loving it..

This board is cancer.
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>>380449107
good for you, too bad you are probably lying.
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>>380440636
With like 100mln in his account? He can do literally anything he wants for the rest of his life and will still have plenty left.
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>>380463734
You know what I hate?

The fact that people have to make smear campaigns and try to destroy one another simply for saying things others don't like. Even if it's from years ago. If someone's life is so empty they have to seek and destroy others for the sheer fact they need to feel better about themselves, that person is pure poison. People invest way too much into people they'll never meet and never will affect them and yet they will treat them as though they personally came at their fucking friends with a knife. In 20-30 years these women and nu-males will either wonder what the fuck they've been doing with their lives or be blind to the irony that they were just as bad as the type of boogeymen they condemned.
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>>380463734
internet drama you know? kind of the whole reason most people use the internet? I know it's hard to grasp why people would be prone to want to look at a never ending slow motion car crash but give it a shot.
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>>380439935
based
>>
Release a video you fat piece of shit!
>no videos for 6 month
Fucking reeeeeee!
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>>380465575
>has millions dollars more than you, a global fan base and just successfully triggered a good portion of /v/ by calling into question their decision to spend hundreds of dollars to play one sequel of one game.
Sounds pretty okay to me.
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>>380440442
>pondering mazinger
you nigger
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>>380467629
Oh I know of that but some just can't pick their battles. There's calling out stupidity and there's dwelling on that fact.
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>>380467730
He seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.
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>>380467780
this other piece of shit
do you suck his cock too?
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If you say "beer can" in an English accent, you say "bacon" in a Jamaican accent
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>>380468424
>do you suck his cock too?
yeah I would if he'd let me and I ain't even gay
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>>380467730
>He could be playing video games for a living and having a good time if he just stayed with Game Grumps.
>Now he's working at Burger King and releasing one video per year while shit posting on Twitter in the hopes of being noticed

I wonder if he ever tried to go crawling back to Ego Raptor
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>>380439548
My man
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>>380467629
Drama has always existed and it was always women's domain, something changed in this youngest generation for all the boys to spend so much of their time focused on celebs and drama.
As for me, I do not use the internet for drama at all, I use to communicate, entertainment and information.
I personally can't imagine anything boring and useless as the everyday personal lives of complete strangers.

Even if the conversation stays on topic, which it doesn't most of the time it tends to go to other e-celebs and drama associated with them, their presence alone ruins conversations. Instead of having a conversation about a game the conversation is about this persons opinion of the game and when you have fans of someone talking, they'll tend to simply side with their opinion and defend it.
Arin's video on Ocarina of Time for example has ruined all conversations about the game since the day he made that sequilitis video maybe even permanently.
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>>380440442
>So what things does one get excited about when they're 26?

Buying a house, a car, and working 40 hours a week for 40 years to pay off all of those debts.
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>>380469584
>40 hours
You are like baby
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>>380446721
>guy fucks over his career
[citation needed]
He's still at 3 mil subs. He could upload nazi propaganda and people would still watch it. Stop thinking that anyone cares about your political views outside /pol/ and reddit.
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>>380447762
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>>380439404
He's right though you know
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>>380440442
>tfw like videogames
>tfw love sports
>tfw go to bar to watch big games

Feels good to be a chad after years of being a neet.
>>
>>380443816
>Monty Python
>Seinfeld

Kids would find that boring anyway, fuck off
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>>380439935

I been here for a long time but i never adopted the default jaded attitude the most anons have here.
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>>380439654
Thiiiiis this this this this. 8 or 9 fully themed/ itemed dungeons + stuff to do with the items back in the map would've been perfect. Maybe some shrines still to fill it out but not as many :(
>>
>>380439935
Being an adult means you have choices. Not everyone will agree with your choices but as long as you're being responsible and fulfilling a duty to mate, the only thing you're doing wrong is not pleasing some poor sap disappointed with their own life.

Nihilism may be a survival tactic, but it sure as fuck isn't wisdom.
>>
>>380446215
>rewatching pokemon episodes and pretending you're young again.
>nobody bothering you
>moving house
>coffee

Get a load of this faggot, what kind of shitty fantasy world you live in
>>
>>380462087
or is just a jaded shutin.

being jaded or miserable is not the same thing as being more mature.
>>
>>380440442
the sweet release of death
>>
>>380452409
>"He's not gay. He's just an odd person."
>AONUMA LITERALLY BELIEVES BEING GAY IS EQUAL TO BEING ODD
You must be sub 100 IQ
>>
>>380440442
guns, damn i need to learn more about guns and get one
>>
>>380440442
27

My bank account
My house
My career/awards
Amount of times I get cummies
Telling /v/ no one won E3 and it was pretty shit
>>
>>380440442
I just realized last night that alcohol and video games are literally the only attainable things that make me happy that I can look forward to and I have no other purpose other than to work a shit desk job for the rest of my life

I'm 22
>>
I love Jonald Trumpi because he's alt-right (not nazi) but...

No seriously, how can you attack BotW in this sea of absolute dogshit of western games. It's not perfect, but definitely refreshing and better than all the other low quality AAA titles that got released this year. Sonynîggers are still in denial and feel like they're kings.
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>>380439935
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>380444220
yes it is.
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>>380440442
am 28.

I started learning Japanese at 25 and I now work as an electronics engineer in Tokyo.

I wish I wasn't a lazy fuck and started learning Japanese years ago. I advice people interested in Japanese stuff to just "swallow the pill" and start learning it even though you think it's too hard for you or that you don't have the motivation. It will all slowly fall in place.

Best decision of my life as well. Wages for engineers are almost 50% higher here compared to the US. And we don't have the same office culture as the classic "salary-men" of Japan. I was a IT specialist at a bullshit office back in the US making less than 30k a year.

I'm not even a weeb and have a white wife.
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>>380448270
Yeah I kinda see the point here. E-celeb shit pisses me off, but console wars are 10 times worse.
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>>380440442
Mecha
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>>380439404
*yawn*
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>>380476421
How did you get started?
Any tips? I want to learn Nip but I have no idea whoere and how to begin.
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>>380446848
fuck you. building your own furniture is rewarding as fuck.
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>>380476936

Me myself actually started learning Japanese because someone told a similar story on /v/ and gave me tips so here I go giving on the torch to the next person to follow these steps:

1: Go to Realkana.com. Learn hiragana and katakana. Learn them 5 at a time. It took me 2 weeks to learn them with about 1 hour a day of practice. Some people have touted learning them over the weekend

2: go to /jp/ DJT (daily japanese thread). Grab the 2k6k core anki pack. It's a tool that teaches you the 6000 most common Japanese words.

While you are doing the practice of those 6000 words at the same time go and read tea-kim. It's a grammar guide made by an internet person. You don't need to memorize it but just skim through it.

3: Learn Kanji. You can use anki decks just like those 6000 words or use Wanikani (paid service). I used Wanikani since I thought using better tools so that I waste less time was worth more than saving the money. But you CAN learn Kanji just with the anki tools.

Also READ READ READ. I actually learned most of my grammar understanding by reading and figuring it out by myself. I personally read hentai doujinshi and japanese hentai games. But I advice in reading manga as well. I'm not a weeb so I had a hard time reading japanese stuff that wasn't porn.

English teacher in Japan makes a minimum of 30k a year and are in demand due to 2020 Olympics. There is also freelance translation work. Or starting a patreon for translating hentai and/or games. But I don't have experience doing any of those.

Good luck. The first couple of months are the hardest and it'll only get easier from then on.
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>>380465169
don't talk shit about rocco

man is a true influencer
>>
>>380439404
this tweet was posted back when the game came out, Jon hadn't even gotten out of the first zone yet when he posted that tweet
>>
>>380439404

Where's the lie, though?
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>>380439935
manchildren BTFO
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>>380476936
Papa Franku's Japanese 101 videos
>>
>>380443947
I feel like this guy was put on this earth to be wrong on every single issue and thing in this universe.
>>
>>380440442
loli
>>
>hasn't made a video in months
>no updated like he used to do
>his friends don't acknowledge him anymore
Did the Destiny debate really fucked him up?
>>
>>380441232
It's weird how a middle-eastern guy like Jon can be such a white supremacist. Just look at him. If you replaced his cap with a towel rag, he'd fit right in with those refugees he wants to keep out of the country.
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>>380483041
to be fair, Jon is half white and his middle name is Aryan. I can see why he's against Jews
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>>380483041

you say this like its impossible to hate your own kind
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