>OI FUCKING 'ELL, M8. AM IN. LET'S SOD IT TO ELYSIUM.

>>380427926
Thiccest ass I've ever seen desu

>>380427926
this little prepubescent pipsqueak looks awful.

>I'LL FRICK YOUUUUUUUU

>>380427998
>Thiccest ass

really anon? Looks kinda on the flat side to me. big tits tho.

>>380427926
>100% boob sliders
>thong-themed outfit
>literal 12 year old design

xenoblade is one of the few games where I wish there was censorship.

>The Tiger is just some guy's weapon/mount

Dicks I like animal party members

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>>380427998

>>380427926
>The female character is literal fap bait
>The male character is 9 years old
>Be gay
this sucks

>Oiiiii U wot m8 , GET ME A FOOKIN BLADE m8
skip to 0:50
https://youtu.be/O_-BoAw0l4Q?t=52s

>these character designs

Everythging else looks great but everyone in it looks stupid. Makes Tales look restrained.

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>>380428509
I really warmed up to Pyra.

>>380427926
This looks like Eternal Sonata tier garbage. What happened? I mean Xenoblade wasn't that good to begin with but god damn.

>>380427926
Maybe, MAYBE Nintendo learned from BotW and will have dual audio??

>>380428268
I actually agree. I hate her shorts with the thong sticking out, I can't take her seriously at all. That's a look literal hookers have. It's not even clothing that looks like it should physically be capable of staying on someone.

I don't mind her proportions or having some skin showing, but someone give this girl some pants, or even just shorts. I don't know what to define what she's currently wearing.

>>380428292
Then play as the Nopon or the cat girl.

You're not forced to play Rex.

God fucking damn it, why was Xenoblade Chronicles 1 character design so godly and the latest 2 games have had shit designs?

>>380427998
t. paddy o' neal

>>380428268
>>380428585
>>>/neogaf/

>>380427998
ireland is that you?

>LET'S GO FOR A FAKKEN SHAG AFTER THIS, RIGHT?

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This is a sword (female).

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How do you go from this....

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>>380429059
....to this.....

>>380427926
The more I see of this game, the worse it looks, and the initial reveal already look phoned in.

Did you watch the boss battle gameplay? Looks slow and clunky as all hell, how did they manage to go backwards from the previous games?

I blame the fast turn around time after X. This game is releasing this year supposedly and Monolith reportedly had a bunch of people working on BotW between games as well. It's just way too rushed, and it shows.

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>>380428565
>>380428945
My kind of female.

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>>380429109
....to this?

I like these character designs quite a lot.
HOWEVER No Dual Audio = No Buy

This game is the #1 reason I want to buy a switch, all nintendo has to do is not fuck it up with forced english or shitty treehouse censorship.

It could be a good game, but the ridiculous character designs is such a turn-off.

>>380429059
>>380429109
Utter shit.

>>380429172
Pretty good.

Awful character design. Cant Nomura just fuck off back to KH

>>380428945
>>380429134
WHAT A FIT BIRD

>>380429127
I agree, it looks rushed. And they removed so many features from X.
But it doesn't have Sawano, so in /v/'s opinion it's already better than X.

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>>380429172
>Those boots

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>cow tits
>no ass
TRASH

>>380429172
You hire a 2nd rate porn artist to do your character designs.

Yeah, other games have had art done by someone who does lewds before to great success, Valkyria Chronicles, Growlancer, ect, but the difference is that they hired first rate porn artists, not someone who you've never heard of.

>>380429324
Thats actually shooped, but who can even guess?

>>380429172
The armor ruins him. Hope you can remove it

With those tits you KNOW there will be a boob joke somewhere in the script. Japs love that shit. Bet Treehouse censors it.

>>380429219

Even if there is dual audio the subtitles will censor it too.

>>380429172
So like does he ever even swim, or is the getup just for the cloudsea? Either way I like it.

>>380429172
Make them bigger

>>380429376
Fuck off Jamal

>>380427926
Whatever suits thought this looked good needs to be sent to Mars on an ICBM.

>>380429773
Eat dick Cody

>>380429127
>Did you watch the boss battle gameplay? Looks slow and clunky as all hell, how did they manage to go backwards from the previous games?
Translation: the attack animations aren't as flashy as X and there's no QTEs so it's slow, even though you were constantly waiting on cooldowns in the previous games

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>>380429134

>>380427926
Why did they suddenly decide to go for shonen shit? Are they trying to appeal to a younger audience than the previous games?

>>380430021
>The previous games
>Not shounen shit

tips fedora

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>>380428945
Do you think her and Fi would be friends?

>>380429892
>even though you were constantly waiting on cooldowns in the previous games
>What is infinite overdrive

>>380430021
>Why did they suddenly decide to go for shounen shit?
If you read up on how they went from Xenosaga to Xenoblade, it was because they wanted to make a more shonen style story for better mass appeal.

BUT, with the other 2 games, especially the first Xenoblade game, at least it was acceptable shounen. With this iteration, they went generic with it and it's so meh.

>>380429134
Ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha

>>380429773
>implying we don't like big tits too

I'm just saying, what would you prefer: small tits but with a big, yet toned and not grotesque ass, or big juicy tits but with an ass as flat as yours?

>>380429172
Unf, those boots are THICC

>>380430246
XB2 is probably the worst thing shown this E3. Yes, worse then BGE2 and Wolfenstein 2. A beloved series got replaced with SAO shonen trash likes this.

RIP Xeno. You will be missed.

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>>380428945
>overdesigned outfit leaving no room for imagination
>barely any ass
>that butt-ugly face with cheburashka ears
Is this supposed to be boner-inducing?
Even Fiora had better designs. Not even talking about good female JRPG designs in general.

>>380429172
>giant feet
They want the KH audience?

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>>380430475
Hi there

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>>380428945

>>380430475
I raise you The Darwin Theory, and the FF 15 VR fishing game that was so poorly received, the audience for the conference it was revealed in didn't clap for it.

>TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Dual audio please.

>>380427998
Rex does have a nice ass, yes. Shame about the girl.

>>380430475
>worse then BGE2 and Wolfenstein 2
um what? those 2 things were good. does /v/ think those were bad?

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GUYS

>>380427926
>right
>some little boy probably hasn't even hit puberty
>left
>girl pumped so full of hormones she's probably the town slut
Why'd do they do this. Why do they give us a hyper feminine sexualized girl and then a little boy? It's so jarring. The male character should be older.

>>380430562
>Buying a $250 console for dem tits

At least the gameplay looks great too, thank you based Monolith.

>>380430823
I don't have a slowpoke slow for this. I'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, and then reply with oh who am I kidding I don't have enough /a/utism to do that. But jesus christ at least lurk for more than a day.

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>>380430842
I guess sexual predator women in JRPGs is just a thing now

>>380430621
>unironically requesting Hiro Shimono, the most cancerous squeaky faggot in all universes

>>380430562
>inb4 treehouse makes them smaller and gives her a less revealing outfit

Why are most americans so fucking sensitive about things that don't even matter

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>>380431092
Too bad Pyra is pure.

>>380430993

I was... merely pretending to be retarded...
I couldn't watch anything until 3 hours ago and kept away from spoilers

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>>380428234
>>380428306
>i don't understand irony

>>380431159
They're already inserting language files, so no.

>>380431159
Will have the game ready in the Amazon Japan cart if they try to pull that bs

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>>380431159
Is she over 18?
If she is, they won't do that

JRPG looks like a JRPG

>Girl blade is just a cute girl in armor
>Male blades are all hurfin durfin roided up xenomonsters

See this shit? Stop it.

>>380430842
>Top Tier
Little boy + adolescent girl
Middle age guy + adolescent girl
>Mid Tier
Adolescent guy + Little girl
Little boy + Little girl
Adolescent guy + Middle age lady
>Low Tier
Adolescent guy + Adolescent girl
Middle age guy + Little girl

>>380427926
game looks like trash rip xb

>>380431092
In 2015 Yoshiyuki Tomino brought about the Age of the Onee-Chan in Japan, we are living in the world were Big Sister-type was decided to be the best type.

Did anyone notice how close the grass was rendering in when they were playing it on treehouse? I was like a foot in front of the character, looked awful.

>>380431556
Your list is upside down

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>>380428585
I hate censorship but for the sake of the story and realism I agree these short are a turn off.
I'm not gay or anything I would just like to get into the story easily and a girl looking like a hooker is hard to take seriously, at least 2B had a dress.

>>380431778
No but I did see the pop in from smaller enemies

>>380431556
>Top Tier
Little girl
>Shit tier
Everything else

>>380431778
It's running on a toaster and they admitted they're not done with the graphics. What did you expect?

>>380431850
>and realism
lol asking for realism in a fantasy JRPG

>>380428356
When the fuck did a little thing like age stop faggots, huh? You are a disgrace to your ancestors.

>>380431186
The love between a boy and his sword is pure. PURE!

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>>380430334
>either the body part that takes shits or the part where it feeds your kids

This is why Whites are better and blacks are lucky (((they))) have broken Whites to this extent.

>>380427926
>TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIISSS

>>380431328
>merely pretending

>>380431978
Not even a cute boy. Nothing about any of the humans in this game is appealing.

>>380429127
I don't really know about this being slower than the previous games. What I can say is without overdrive, lame Skell combat, and appendages to just add more useless common enemy drops, I'm already looking forward to it more

The switch is region free.
Tell me ONE (one) reason why it would not have dual audio like Zelda.
>inb4 dual audio is useless because the scrip will be shit just like the dub
After all tvose years of watching anime I know some very basic shit, enough that I notice and it's definitely not what the original script is trying to say.

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>>380431936
No that's not what I meant.
I want realistic characters in a fantasy setting, I want to get into the story.

>>380431895
Something not THAT bad. I can see it being closer like BotW, but it was literally 1-2 feet in front of the character.

>>380432493
>Tell me ONE (one) reason why it would not have dual audio like Zelda
Storage space

>>380431850
>Her tits aren't this size ingame

why even bother playing

I'm kidding, although I think more games need absolute titty monsters like that pic rather than girls who look like they're 10

>Britbong dub is back
>Takahashi had to tell Treehouse guys that they were two weeks away from having English voices in this build
I think NoE is doing the localisation this time.

>>380432370
Appendages were an actually cool mechanic.
Certain enemy attacks are tied to appendages and if you dismember them, they can't use that art anymore.
Of course it's not all upside to target appendages (except for when using a broken skill and augment interaction they probably overlooked) due to appendage hardness often causing you to lose damage when you target an appendage.

>>380429134

CAPPED

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>>380433373

I unironically like huge tits and flat ass.

Scotland

>>380429059
Melia>>>Fiona

>>380434348
You passed a not a nigger test.

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>>380428701
>why was Xenoblade Chronicles 1 character design so godly

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>>380429109
you seriously comparing concept art to finished game when the first Xenoblade looked like potatoes too?
Because Lin looked great in the concept art

>>380431978
This desu

>>380429172
MEGA MAN IS BACK

>>380429376
Fuck off Tyrone

>>380432728
It looked to be a combination of grasses with different draw distance. They did improve draw distance in X before release, so they might do something similar here. Or it might just be something like they have to sacrifice grass in towns because of all the extra shit. NLA had very little tall grass even in the residential district.

>>380434754
You're talking about graphics there you mongoloid

>>380434886
the models have the same details as the art in XCX, you are fucking retarded

>>380428701
XCX has some weird faces but i I think it's alright. X2 however is awful you are right. It's funny how one shitty designer can drag down th whole game. Im mad.

I want to buy switch for this ass

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>no ass
>cowtits

>/v/ can't appreciate a well shaped tight ass

Colour me surprised.

>>380436548
Top heavy with no ass looks fucking ridiculous

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>>380427926
was all i could think of during this trailer

>>380428509
This honestly. The disproportioned cow tits are more obnoxious and out of place than they are attractive.

>>380436873
And what? Her ass looks fantastic either way.

>>380429172
What are you fucking posting the photoshopped version? Someone photoshopped it and made his boots and hands bigger. Stop being fooled by this pic.

Also, die.

>>380437095
The body is disproportionate

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>>380431092

>>380428306
Big twerking asses aren't T H I C C, they're just F A T

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what the fuck man no one told me muh nado is a qt

>>380431148
>hating based Hiro Shimono
Kill yourself.

>>380427926
I was optimistic on the VA when I first heard it, but it got worse and worse as the trailer went on.

>>380427926
The voice acting just seems to utterly lack direction compared to the Wii game. Also the artstyle for the character is extremely generic. At least the rest of the game looks good.

>>380427926
does this count as /ss/

>>380439270
>liking Hiro Shimono
You first.

>>380427998
Fuck off, Ireland.

>>380439753
Sounds like they just hired one filthy brit then just used regular American VA's for the rest.

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>>380438231
not muh nado

>>380441636
what a qt

>>380433373
post uncencor

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>>380434754
Looked fine at standard definition resolution. Having textures for eyes was pretty much the best they could have done considering the circumstances, they can be animated and show varied expressions without making a horrific low-poly mess of uncanny valley.

>>380427998
ireland pls

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>>380427926

>One English voice actor
>Cast full of Americans voice actors

This just seems really odd.

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>>380429134
I recognize this artist

>>380437247

Was hope/Lightning really a thing or just shipping ?

This new Tales game looks awful.
Bring Velvet back

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>>380429172
Better than gay emo boys as you have them in all Sony JRPGs, desu.

FFXV, KH, Persona etc. Fucking disgusting.

This looks lighthearted and comfy-dumb.

And let's not forget he doesn't look like this in-game.

>>380442929
>Velvet
This game was literally a 1/10. Calling a Xenoblade awful when you probably enjoyed a nu Tales of enough to finish it makes you look like a completely mentally retarded piece of shit.

>>380442986
>comfy-dumb
That changes everything.

>>380442986
Can i kill that whale? this is important

>>380442986
Except Xenoblade 2 clearly looks worse than Ni No Kuni 2.
Just watch the boss fights from both presentations.
The Ni No Kuni boss might be a damage sponge, but at least stuff actually fucking happens during the fight.

>>380442748
Are you thick? You can't be this fucking stupid. You can't be, surely. There is a Scottish accent and an Australian accent in the trailer too. All you have you have to do is fucking listen. Like, be acute and perceptive and not fucking dumb.

>>380443234
Ni No Kuni was trash, sorry for your shit taste.

People wouldn't give a shit about it if it weren't for muh Ghibli.

>>380443089
Better combat than this asswipe, not my fault you have the shittiest taste.

>>380442858
It edged pretty close to not platonic near the end of the trilogy, but it was never explicitly more than a, admittedly very close, friendship and mutual reliance

>>380442858
I only played like half of the first game but it was very clearly a little brother/big sister kind of deal that borderlined on mother/son at certain points. It was honestly my favorite part about the game, I thought their relationship was kind of well done.

Cant wait to see the censorship they pull on this one for the west. She's gonna be wearing full on leather pants and have a chest plate covering her tits by the time they're done with her. And thats not even getting into whatever alt outfits she'll be able to wear.

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>>380431186
Pottery

>>380429507

Having all your equippable gear show up on your character is kind of a series staple at this point, so I'm sure you can...the base outfits tend to be the most sane and they only to get more ridiculous from there.

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>>380443491
Yup, refilling your magic gauge after every single attack, completely terrible telegraphing and difficulty so piss easy, you literally NEVER have to look at the TV, not even on the highest difficulty, surely is better combat than Xenoblade X and definitely 2.

Why aren't you just killing yourself?

Non-shitposting thread where you completely ignore shitposters:

>>380442861
>>380442861
>>380442861

>>380444039
>Yup, refilling your magic gauge after every single attack
Literally never played it.

>>380444039
Well you can also not use Velvet, just like you can just ignore skells or not abuse blossom dance.

>>380444116
>Non-shitposting thread
Doesn't exist.

>>380444039
>i played on easy and never used the other chatacters started pack

>>380443469
Did I say the trash first game?
No faggot, I said the new one

It looks to actually improve on it's predecessor, unlike Xenoblade 2 which is looking to go backwards in the gameplay department

Compare these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3a579Y9FqA

https://www.twitch "dot" tv/videos/151742522
Skip to 15 mins to get right into the boss.
system thinks twitch archive links are spam?

Someone needs to redo both designs because they're absolutely retarded and can't be taken seriously. The girl looks like a prostitute with lightning ass and the boy looks like an even more retarded sora from kingdom hearts.

>>380443260
Are you thick? You can't be this fucking stupid. You can't be, surely. He meant the voice actors, not the accents.

>>380427998
I mean I wouldn't call it flat but it is a cute little butt.

>>380431543
Yeah! Make them all cute girls in armor.

>>380444729
are you that much of a newfag? leave, neofag

>>380445741
I feel no shame in saying this would be my GOTY if every character was just a different-colored Pyra

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>>380428268
>>380428585
Don't buy it, problem solved
But no, neofaggots like you can't into basic logic.

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>>380445775
Been here longer than you

OI BRUV AM 'EADIN UP TO DEM SCOTTISH TWATS YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?

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>>380431850
>...these short are a turn off.
>I'm not gay or anything...

I got news for you, bud

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>>380431850
>a girl looking like a hooker
>wearing skimpy outfits turn you into a whore
Don't go out friend, the streets are now full of "whores"

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>>380427926
Kloah art when?

Is Tora a boy or girl? I need to know for reasons...

Well I guess one game needs to be the over-designed weeb schlock.

>>380427926
why does every new nintendo character gets porn in less than 24 hours?

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>>380444369
>>380444153
Playing on hardest difficulty in this webm I just made, looking at TV. Didn't play for months, no idea what I'm even doing.

Tales of games after Symphonia are pure fucking trash. Also note this epic level design and "puzzle".

Stop shitposting in Xeno threads, cancer.

>>380427998
>Thiccfags can't appreciate anything that doesn't have cellulite attached to it.

>>380451940
I hate the retarded thicc meme as much as the other non underage but I can't believe you guys are defending her flat ass.

It's all about proportions. She'd be fine ifmher tits were smaller. It's all about having a proportionate body. Everyone mocks a guy with huge arms and body and microthin legs.

This is the female equivalent.

>>380427998
kys

>>380428268
i sincerely want to you kill yourself

is there an unfuck patch for X yet?

>>380433373
mamma mia

I hope this game has dual audio.

The worst part of the xenoblade showing was the voices.

>>380433373
Who's the artist?

>>380433373
SAUCE ME SENPAI

>>380451696
did you buy this game? that's pretty sad

>>380455354
>>380455547
Google more.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=chris_%28mario%29

>>380451696
>Tales of games after Symphonia are pure fucking trash
Vesperia is miles ahead of Symphonia. Symphonia isn't even good.

>>380456006
but we want the edit