E3 day one stories

>going to e3.
It's not a fuckin con what's the point what did you expect you fackin frognigger

>expecting people on /v/ to know how to get into E3

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>>380413624
>it's not a con
They have 3 days of hands-on filling both South and West halls.
You're either new or stupid.

>>380413624
There's a show floor, dumbass.

Back to plebbit you go.

>>380413694
It was literally public this year. You're admitting that you're stupid.

>>380413917
Oh, I know there are plenty of ways to get in, it's just that watching threads around E3 weeks over the past years have shown that a lot of people on here have little clue about there actually being a show floor. For example, the first poster...

List the giveaways Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, and publishers are doing this year.

>>380414625
giveaways? Much, much less
they want you to buy all the stuff they normally give away
it's public now, gotta milk em.

Did ya goto Nintendo Booth?

Any Metroid 2 Remake booths or naw?

I imagine they had Ever Oasis at least?

>>380415260
I only played Odyssey. I took a look around and only saw switch demos, but I could be wrong.
The booth itself was great as always.
Overworld music, lighting, sound fx, new donk city and Odysseys statues:
https://youtu.be/x2eC3muDUXw

>>380416013
Does Odyssey have potential to take GOTY from Zelda or Shadows of War?

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>walk around E3
>minding my own business
>get sandwiched by two angry looking guys in suits and sunglasses
>one of them pulls out a phone
>getting a facetime call
>it's Todd
>"hey anon, enjoying E3? btw you bought Fallout 4 already right?"
>try to get away but the two goons kept harassing me until I finally gave in about bought three copies for me, my neighbor and my mom
FUCKING E3

>>380416113
>cinematics of war
Yeah nah

>>380416113
I think it'll beat shadow of war, but not Zelda.

I enjoyed the shit out of it though. Going to play it again tomorrow.

>>380416427
Man, Todd has some balls of steel, doing dat in the high school graduation of his son. Maybe I should buy a copy of Skyrim™ Switch™ Edition™ to become as manly and handsome as he is.

>play Battlefront II at PS booth
>10 minutes dedicated to very basic instructions such as how to shoot and aim
>15 mins of actual gameplay
>as I'm leaving, see that timer till the next match is 15 minutes
>they are literally wasting 25 mins per session while hundreds of people just stand around and watch.

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>get in line for mario
>2 nignogs behind me
>not even 1 mins later they start whinning about free gibs
>"where da free shit at"