Would you let Mario take you on a moustache ride?

Does New York even have yellow taxis anymore? Isn't everything Uber now?

>>380412192
Do you want to get into the car of a random New Yorker?

>>380412192
lol, do you really think uber could ever dethrone the cartels that are the taxi businesses?
to answer your question: yes, and tons of them

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>>380411328
No, but I would fuck Peach inside of Mario, while he takes me to Pauline's.

>>380411328
>yfw he takes you to historic Buffalo

>>380411328
How many Uber drivers do you think will swap their pink car moustaches out for brown ones and a Mario cap?

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>>380413328
>Peach

>>380411328
HERE WE GO

>>380411328
Do you think Mario feels the gas coming out of his exhaust pipe haha.

>>380413328
FACKENG SAUCE

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>>380411328
I'm embarrassed to say this but
is this a starbomb reference ?

>>380411328
Does it arouse Mario if you go inside him?

>>380414692
I thought the same