Do you trust him, /v/?

>>380405041
That image is the dictionary definition of what a nu-male looks like.

>>380405041
>that avatar
of course i dont fucking trust him

Sure why not.

>>380405041
>that pic
really activated all my red flags

>>380405041
He's cool, don't hate.

>>380405041
Is that Rollplay guy? He runs it decently so sure. Ugly as sin though.

>>380405516
No ones hating, we're talking about trust =)

The only way I would trust this guy is if I had a vagina because then he would bend over backwards to do anything I told him, thinking that he might one day get the sex but he never will.

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>>380405041
No

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>>380405041
>that hair
>that beard
>that hair color
>hippie glasses
When will this suffering end?

>>380405041
I trust him! To want to keep his job and say the best shit he can about whatever he's working on.
Don't you?

>>380405182
Would agree if it had a nose ring or gauges

>>380405041

I can't trust a man who can't even trust his own barber.

>>380405812
You forgot the ear that looks like a puckered asshole.

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>>380405041
Jesus fucking Christ I watch a cartoon for girls and he's still a bigger faggot than me.

>>380405942
His ear is one piercing away from being a shadman bunghole

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>>380405942
oh yeah, that too, seriously this looks like every single piece of ((((((((pixel art)))))))) I've ever seen.

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This reminds me: I've had a pair of Raybans as my main pair of glasses since 2010, basically when the hipster trend first started up. Should I change them next time I get a new prescription? If obviously yes, what glasses should I look for that don't shout "nu-male" to the entire world?

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>>380406369
Ray bans are all about execution. Basically if you look like a tool, you're gonna come across as a tool.

>>380406609
I don't think I look like a tool, but I've wondered if I looked even close to what would be considered a hipster/nu-male and I really don't want to be. I honestly don't know.

>>380406926
3 biggest assets of nu male are: Hair cut that's short on the sides and super long on top (can be ok if you're skinny but not always), fat, and piercings. Avoid these 3 and you're fine.

It's much harder to look like a nu male if you're skinny.

>>380407234
>sidecut
I had that at one point but I didn't shave the sides to the skin. I am pretty scrawny.
>fat
See above.
>piercings
Don't have any nor want any, so I'm good.

>It's much harder to look like a nu male if you're skinny.
I initially thought that was the opposite: scrawny, low-test weakling men with heightened estrogen levels.

Who's this? Is it the Goobygabber scum dude from e3?

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>>380407596

It can be if you're socially awkward but skinny people can pull of anything with the right attitude. A skinny man with nu male style can make it work if he's not a tumblr cuck. A fat man with nu male style is always a nu male.

>>380408207
Works for Capcom USA

sunibee ears

>>380405942
Maybe he's a wrestler?

>>380408392
Why is every one of these people I see working in some job related to video games?

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>>380408980
Industry has been overrun

>>380405041
Anus ears.

Tight puckered butthole.

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>>380408265
I guess I'm alright then, aside from the social awkwardness. Introversion hasn't treated me well but my job and my speech class helped with it. I'll probably go to /fa/ and ask for frame recommendations or whatever.

>>380405182
Seriously. It is almost like whoever made it was trying.

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>>380409353
Good idea, but don't take what they say /too/ seriously. Money is not an object to them.

>>380405786
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

>>380409724
I saw a fish.

>>380405041
The amount red flags in this image is so overwhelming that it just goes back to being alright again

>>380405041
would you trust a man whose ears were drawn by sunibee?