DON'T TAKE CAREER ADVICE FROM JOE PISCOPO

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>Bubsy gets resurrected but Gex stays dead

This is the wrong fucking timeline.

>>380392268
He's better off dead. If the revived him, it's almost guaranteed he would be a meme spouting piece of shit.

>>380392903
i'd want him to give out dated early 2000's references

>>380392003

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T DRINK THE WATER AT JERRY GARCIA'S HOUSE

AH, TO SEE THE WORLD AS KEITH RICHARDS DOES

IT'S TAIL TIME

AXE IN THE CHEST, FOR SCATMAN CROTHERS?

Is this an MF DOOM obscure reference thread?

Slip of the tongue, baby.

In a land before time, when SNL was actually funny.

>>380392903
I would honestly be okay with this.

>>380396509
What was with him and references?

>Scatman Crothers
>Joe Piscopo
>Lou Dobbs
>Bob Billenhair
>Sally Struthers
>Rob Reiner
Names he just casually drops in an underground hip hop album. Was his artistry the biggest risk vs reward in entertainment history?

>>380393498
No you probably gonna get bazinga jokes

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Looks like The Price is Right blew up!

>>380392268
>wanting gex in 2017
bazinga

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>>380392903
what if it's about him getting mad that tv has gone to shit and he's trying to fix it with his new service Gexflix that showcase old goldies, and he's now in the media dimension promoting his thingy while ruining modern tv.
And then Rez appears and shit happens.

Brought to you by Upchuck Jones.

YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE LONELY

>>380392003
I like the slime, boys! Nice touch!

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I own a plush and own the book
anyone else?

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Apparent Gex 4 concept art

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>>380398975
I had a Gex 3 sticker on my notebook in third grade.

>>380399172
When was this?

>>380399314
a longass fucking time ago

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>>380399314
>1999
Where has the time gone?

Gex 2 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<all other gexs

Prove me wrong oh wait

>>380399660
Gex 2 had the better soundtrack. Gex 3 had the better gameplay. Gex 1 had the better design.

>>380399660
All are good
2 and 3 are equal to each other and 1 looked the best

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I did a school project on video games in elementary school

>presented a level from gex
>gave a bullshit presentation about the game
>"volunteers to play"?
>girl, cutest in the class raises hand
>presses start. Then B then A in rapid succession
>GAME DELETED
>Presentation limited to first level now

>>380400185
They do that shit on purpose. One kid was in my house for a minute, I let him play Banjo-Tooie, his mother had to leave, and lo and behold, all my save data was deleted. If I saw him again (I didn't), I'd punch him in his face.

No haunting before 10 p.m.

>>380392903
That fits perfectly.

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>>380392003
>>380398591
>>380392903
>tfw the guy that voiced him is now an XTREME SJW turbocuck

>>380397691
>What was with him and references?

Basic jewish "humor" that didn't aged well at all.

>that level in Gex 3 that literally takes place on top of a giant piece of shit

>>380401863
Howdy, here's some doody!

>>380401863
>They did it before Chris Seavor and Chris Marlow
Suck it britcucks

>>380398975
No plush, but I own both the novelization and How to Draw Gex.
I should really draw Gex sometime.

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>>380404089
Fucking do it
I need more Gex art
Especially in this outfit, red is Gex's favorite color

Gex 1 was the only good Gex. The 3D sequels completely lost the charm of the original.

>>380398591

So a game about /tv/ the mascot fighting to save television and movies from its sorry state of existence?

>>380404307
Indeed. Then again, it couldn't hurt to see a TimeSplitters spiritual successor do that.

>>380404262
no

>>380399660
Each Gex had something the others didn't have. It's like a Trinity if they could combine the best elements of all three.

Dana Gould is and always will be the best and canon Gex

Man, the Gex games were so fucking good

>Original Gex was hard as fucking shit, could only ever get to Kung Fu Land and didn't have internet so I couldn't cheat
>Gex 2 was so fucking good, didn't have a PS1 at my mom's so I had both the N64 and PS1 versions, beat both of them like fucking crazy over and over
>Gex 3 was the absolute best, that fucking Mech Suit in the Anime level holy goddamn Christ

I lost them all in a house fire and didn't get them back until they came out on PSN.

They aged so well, they're still pretty fun to play outside of a fucky camera here and there.

>>380405274
>They aged so well
Kinda
One thing that would make it better if Gex had a wider moveset akin to Mario in SM64, and if the enemies had more attacks than just running into you before dying in one hit

>>380405274
That anime level was the best

Kill your TV man.