Why doesn't Mario just control Bowser with his new hat buddy?

>>380384857
Cos Bowser already has a hat on.

Don't be silly, you can't wear 2 hats

>>380384857
>implying Bowser isn't already being controlled by another hat

>>380384857
Bowsers already wearing a hat dumbass. Pay attention to the Mario lore. He can't possess things that are wearing a hat.

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>Galaxy,64,and Sunshine are peoples favorite Mario games because of Movement and level designs
>Completely shit over that and continue to make the same shitty 3d games

Bowser is already wearing a white tophat in this game.

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>>380384934
>you can't wear 2 hats
what about 3?

>>380385301
Hat Fortress is on another level. That doesn't count.

Why doesn't Mario put his hat down on the ground and control Earth?

>>380385051
>Sunshine
>good level design

>>380385729
You need to find the earth head first you silly anon

>>380385982
Whole earth is a head tho

>>380387096
Earth isn't an exact sphere

>>380387416
Neither is a head

>>380384857
>spoiling the Final Boss fight