Cario

Elaborate

>>380382562
So the cap remote controls things? Does mario still remain in the world while this happens? Can mario run himself over using the cap on the cab?

>>380383373
The cap causes mario to possess whatever he uses it on, be it a T-rex, taxi, or an actual human being, and control them, mario's spirit sorta gets sucked into whatever he's possessing

It's kinda fucked up if you think about it.

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>>380383373
>remote control

Ford Crown Marioia

>>380382562

Lyft Mario

>>380383717
oh god what the fuck

Mario is a Skinwalker

the timeline just got dark

>Mario posesses Pauline
>fingers his Wahoo! until it BING BING!!!

>>380382562
>run people down
>plumber of peace

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>>380383717
>walking down the street on your way to work
>hear incoming *bling* *bling* "waaaaaaAAAAAAHOOOOOOO" before a portly italian plumber quantum spirals himself into your brain matter

Honestly fucking terrifying

Can Mario hat-possess Peach and marry Bowser?

Where's the porn of this?

>>380385219
What if he does the hat thing on Bowser and fucks Peach like that?

>>380385376

It looks like anything with a hat is immune to Mario's control ability, at least while they still have their hat on. That's why all the citizens in New Donk City are wearing hats, except for a few. Bowser is wearing a hat.