How are these both Dinosaurs in the mario universe?
try not to think about it too much
>>380381792
DEeEEEEEEEEEPEST
LOOOOOOOOOOORE
That being said, will Yoshi even be in this game?
I know we got that rideable statue lion thing and a scooter, so why can't we ride Yoshi?
>>380381792
>haha
>HA! HA!
>>380381792
They're not, Mario goes to different universes in Odyssey.
>>380381792
Im more worried about the part where he becomes an actual human
Yoshi is a koopa.haha
>>380381792
Same reason why Mario is a cartoony human while New Donk City has realistic ones.
>>380381792
Mario can travel to parallel universes.
remember when DS64 fags said that Nu dorrie was better because it fit Mario's artstyle ? Now i hope they all commit suicide
>>380382793
Frankly I find the new Scuttlebug much better.
it's not a mario universe
mario is literally traveling to other universes
>>380381792
that's just the power of the switch baybee
>>380383216
good, paint yourself yellow and black and stuff a toilet plunger up your ass
>>380382793
I prefer old Dorrie too but they're not really comparable. This game is supposed to have the setting clash with Mario because the whole point is he is going on a journey visiting strange new worlds.
>>380382031
Where's that from?
>>380381792
Because the words for "dinosaur" and "dragon" are the exact same in Japanese.
>>380381792
They're both dinosaurs in our universe too.
>>380382793
imagine being so much of a nintwoyearold you genuinely condescend a children's game for "tiny, feminine jaw"
>>380381792
The same way Mario and regularly-proportioned humans both exist, I guess.
>>380383345
weak bait
>>380383613
Fantasia 2000
>>380383345
Reminder that this shit was made by some dude with a small dick
>>380381792
I always thought that warp pipes were actually methods of traveling between reality.
like how Mario has a "real world" and a mushroom kingdom he can also go back in time to other era's
>>380383636
for real? With all the nip nong ching chong pretty picture words they have, they can't have two different words for "dinosaur" and "dragon"?
>>380382129
how did goombas, bullet bills and piranha plants get there? and dont say bowser because they're also in secret areas bowser doesnt know about
>>380384809
How do you know Bowser didn't know about those areas?
>>380383613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVs9STXbkT4
>>380384926
because they're secret
>>380383345
>pic
It makes me sad to think of how big of a deal people make of this shit. Mine's 7", something many people would be thankful for, but I haven't and probably don't even intend on using it for anything other than urination. I'd trade for someone's runt in a heartbeat, they get something to please girls and I get something less bothersome in my pants.
Also this totally ignores the difference in sizes of and within different women. Gives me conniptions.
>>380385132
But how do you know for sure?
>Yoshi is supposed to be a T-Rex
I knew OP was a faggot but I didn't know he was retarded as well
>>380385220
because they're secret
Technically Yoshi is a dragon.
>>380381792
Maybe the planet Mario lives on is more diverse and complex than we know it to be? Seems like continents have drastically different looks and styles of creatures inhabiting them. The Mushroom Kingdom is part of the greater Mushroom World/continent we see throughout the Mario games (going by the Advance 4 SMB3 map anyway), but we've never seen the other worlds/continents on said planet until now.
>>380384468
"Dinosaur" literally translates to "terrible lizard."
"Kyouryuu," the Japanese word for dinosaur, literally translates to "fear dragon."
Close enough.
>>380382793
Nu dorrie is still better my dude
>>380381991
Becaus this doesn't take place in the mushroom kingdom.