It has come to my attention that some of you were making fun

>>380379339
But Ma'am I don't have a VR headset!

>>380379339
>his mom is that young
I know it's you, Todd.

>>380379339
Toddposting is fucking eternal

>>380379339
jesus that's literally my mom

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>>380379339
Toddposting has gone too far this time

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>>380379339
Geez, oh man.
Is this about one those "visual games" of his?
That boy used to talk about nothing else when he was a wee lad.
The other children used to make fun of him for it, called him a "dork".
Then again, he never quite was the athletic type.
President of the chess club, though.
No matter what, i am proud of my boy, and y'all should very well consider buying that "Skyer" game of his.

>>380379339
Kek. This seems to be the only meme that has evolved constantly. God bless Todd, god bless

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>>380379339
Yeah, lay off my big bro, you poop-heads.
His games are fricking AWESOME.
I mean it's no CoD, or anything, but it's way bomb!
No foolin'!
When i get my allowance, i'm totally gonna buy my big bros game!

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>>380379339
Me and Todd best friends, Buy game now.

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>>380379339
Holy fuck tranny Todd Howard gave me a boner

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Why are all you people so mean to my Papa? He works so hard to provide y'all with quality games and all. You should try playing one of them for once, you may come to like it!

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>>380379339
>>380380127
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>>380380813
fuck off (((Howard))) fags

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Yeah but what does Todd's dog have to say about all this ?

>>380380127
You can just sense the quiet disappointment from Mr. Howard.
He probably wanted his son to be quarterback, if nothing else, just throw the old pigskin around every now and again.
Instead, little todd turned out to be a total dweeb who spent all day indoors.
He would never admit to that of course, cause he is an awesome dad.

I'll consider buying the game once I hear what Todd's third cousin once removed has to say

>>380379918
I want to fuck your mommy

>>380379339

This thread has my fucking shirt collar tickling me oh god.

I have honestly never played a bethesda game

>>380380127
>tfw kind of want to buy Skyrim now to not let down Mr. Howard
how do dads always do it bros?

Is Toddposting the baneposting of /v/?

>>380379339
>Do i make myself clear, young man?

Yes, ma'am.
Man, Mom Howard is so hot.

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>>380381090
Howdy there, pardner,
Jeff Howard-Kowalski speakin'.
I may not know much about them "Vidya Games", but i can tell ya that my cous Todd is one stand up fella.
I'd buy Fallout 4 VR in a heartbeat, if i had one of them darn multi-media masks.
I'll probably run over to Marshalls General Store right now to buy one of them Nintendos and get that Skyrim game of his (with exclusive Legend of Zelda items, just fucking buy it you asshole).
I do declare, this cousin of mine is the best darn gamer person i aint never seen.

>>380379339
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>>380380518
>>380380813
What would a Howard family reunion be like?

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Why don't you, /v/?

>>380379339
i want todd's mom to sit on my face and BRAAAAPP

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> Dat Todd How-Hard boipussy got me like


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>380382138
I imagine it would be similar to that dinner scene in Whiplash.
The elders would focus on Todd's brother that was a popular college football quarterback but had to retire because he got his girlfriend pregnant while ignoring Todd himself because, despite being vastly more successful they think videogames are silly.

>>380379918
It was Todd living a second life all along.

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>>380379339
>Tfw you actually bought all these games because of these threads

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>>380379339
Don't worry, Mrs. Howard. We, the Phantom Thieves, gonna change hearts of all those evil kids that mistreated your talented and creative boy.

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>>380383165
Just as planned.

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>>380382681
>Todd's brother that was a popular college football quarterback
Are you per chance talking about me, Steve Howard, Todds inexplicably much more handsome twin brother, eldest of the Howard brothers?
I did retire from football, but i got this lucrative gig as member of the board of directors at Zenimax, which i got through sheer luck without any effort.
I can support my little bros dream from my position. You can't imagine how much the shareholders would like to fire him, but i convinced them to give him another chance.
And what do you know, Fallout 4 VR and Skyrim for the Switch turned out great!
I told them my little bro could do it!
Proud of ya, Toddy.
I implore each and every one of you, to support my little bro. Just between us, he's been kinda down on his luck lately.
Really stressed out between the fiasco that was the release of Fallout 4 and working on the re-release of Skyrim 4k for the Xbox One X.
Please, help my brother achieve his dream of being a real game dev!

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Hey anon, i dropped on by for a visit to climb some mountains with you on The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim with you, can you let me in so i can check your steam library?

>>380383737
Jesus, the first few were funny but this is just sad. You tried way too hard.

>>380384325
I dont work nigga

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Hey guys, can I be a meme too? Please?

God I love Todd posting and how it's evolved

>>380384624
no. fuck off.
Todd is a liar, but a charismatic liar.
You are just a fucking liar.

>>380384545
Todd be nice to your brother Steve

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>>380384325
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING TODD, I'M GONNA CALL THE FUCKING POLICE

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>>380383737
Fuck off Steve, i can handle this myself.
People will buy it this time, YOU'LL FUCKING SEE.

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>>380384862

What? Todd isn't a liar.

He just exaggerates sometimes.

He's just one giant likeable goofball

Trust me, he's m friend

>>380381805
Toddposting is actually kind of funny, Baneposting was always retarded.
>inb4 hothead

>>380385151
I hope Todd never actually leans into this and tries to make jokes about it irl.
It would be ruined forever.

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>>380385242

Anon, LET ME IN RIGHT THIS INSTANT! YOU BETTER LET ME IN RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL RIP OPEN THIS DOOR BY MYSELF!

I SAID LET ME IN ANON GODDAMNIT

LET ME IN

>>380379339
Female todd is total wife material.

>>380385468
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TODD, I CAN'T SEE YOU

>>380385343
He has ruined other jokes irl?

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>>380384590

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>>380379339
Thanks for helping out Mom, i feel better now!
D-do we still have some chicken tendies at home?

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>>380385000
YOU BETTER LET ME IN YOUNG MAN

>>380385595
no, i mean if he acknowledges Toddposting, you know put, on a shitty disguise at a press event or something.
It would be hysterical for the moment, but it would pretty much be the end of toddposting.
Todd can't be in on it.

>>380385595

Fallout 4 was one big joke that he ruined by allowing modding

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>>380384624
No.

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>>380385804
I'M PICKING UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, CREEP
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, YOU BETTER START RUNNING

>>380382138
See that family reunion?

>>380386148
>implying the police could stop Todd with their puny bullets
You think a mere human can hurt a Howard?

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>>380386148
IF YOU WON'T LET ME IN, THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF

>>380386263
K-kisama! She's kawaii, how can I get her on a date?

>>380386263
Is this Todd's Nobody?

>>380386263
Todds meth-head sister, Luise Howard?

>>380384325
are you gonna blow up my apartment like last ti-
>>380386385

>>380386385
>can shoot fucking lasers out of his goddamn eyes
>doesn't use his power on the chain lock
TODD WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED

>>380386709
hey, it just works, don't question it.

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>>380386709
I don't need in anymore once I've reduced you to ashes.

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>>380386385

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Anyone have a Tood *teleports behind you*

>>380386884
how am i gonna buy your game then?
Checkmate, Todd.

>>380386385
this edit will never get old

>>380380813
Are you friends with "Badass" Randy's kid? Do you kids play Battleborn together? I hear his dad has tons of free codes for you. Also do one of you have that script where randy's in his office drinking some whiskey and his kid walks in?

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>>380386530
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>>380386495
it's from skyrim

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>>380387004
Closest thing I have

>>380385579
ANON WHEN I RIP OPEN THIS DOOR YOU WILL FEEL A PAIN SO AWFUL YOU WILL FEEL LIKE AZULA HERSELF IT YOU IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
>>380386148

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>>380387013
Piracy is like life.
It's not a lost sale if you were never going to buy my game in the first place
Much like how you it's not a lost life if you weren't truly living in the first place by buying my game

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>>380380813
Sure, I'll try playing one of his games.

I just won't pay for it.

>363 days until new Toddposting memes
can't wait

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IM GONNA RENOVATE YOUR ASS HOLES, EACH AND EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOUS

>>380379339
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>>380383737
Holy shit, Toddposting has reached new levels. I fucking love you guys, you make me love this board.

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>>380387523
use this one instead

>>380387286
Y-you're bluffing.
You need this sale, that's why you're here.
You wont kill me, i am no use to you dead.
My pre-order is to valuable.
I don't have Fallout 4 in my steam yet and just the right amount of money in my account.
We can make this happen Todd.
Just calm down.

how the fuck is toddposting so funny? it never gets old

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>>380387615
T-Thanks

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>>380387768
It's like King Crimson.

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Oh hey anon thanks for leaving the door open for me. How about we go see what mods you're using for skyrim VR.

>>380387591
It's truly one of the main reasons why I come back. I mean, come back and enjoy this place. I'm addicted and I hate it, but at least these threads make me laugh

No one will believe me but I really am Todd Howard and this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internets.

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>>380387994
NOT SO FAST, LIAR!

>>380387994
Please take off your shoes in my house

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I never liked skyrim to begin with and was only pressured into buying it by some cuntnuggets I call friends and family.

I can't even stand it with mods. Even Oblivion was better than it.

Are you mad?

Fight me. One on one.

>>380388069
I'm not opening the door Todd stop trying.

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>>380387591
thank you

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Don't forget too pre-order Skyrim for WII U guys!

>>380387994
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR

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>>380388112
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ATTACKING MAGGOT? SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW

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>>380387741
I'm sorry, kid, but I stopped relying on your sale when you refused to let me in.
Someone who refuses someone shelter is no friend of mine. I do not wish for heathens like you to even put so much as 5 dollars down, for preorder.
Your life is like a torrent that I download. Once you're complete, I pause you and use you up. Real nice like. Then, when I'm all done, I delete you.
Your value to me as a customer is as worthless as the bytes of data that travel across world to become a file on my computer.
You're as small as those bytes of data.

>>380388240
Are you ok?

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>>380385242
>Baneposting was always retarded

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>>380388240

Say that again bitch

>>380388276
we can tell it's you by the filenames

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>>380388301
Don't worry about it anon now come on lets see that Skyrim VR in action

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>>380388435

4 u

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MASTER? FANS NOT LIKE CREATION CLUB TOO GOOD.

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>>380388240
>Fight me. One on one.

It would be extremely painful.

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>>380388468
Skyrim was shit, Todd

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Hey, me and my gal are looking to get FUCKED up and play some skyrim
open the door, don't be a fucking pathetic /v/irgin

>>380388515
WHY ARE YOU GETTING SHORT?

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>>380388515
But i don't own a VR Todd or Skyrim for that matter

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>>380388735
Stop worrying about the details and let me in anon

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>>380388240
I'm just here to ask you some questions. Have you at least bought the DLCs ?

>>380384624
PUT SOME FUCKING SOCKS ON YOU FREAK

>>380388361
>shelter
R-RIGHT RIGHT, LIKE A FALLOUT SHELTER? EH?
HERE HAVE A LOOK AT MY PHONE!
See those microtransactions? See how much i spent?
You think i'm not a valuable customer, now that i have proven that i spent fallout 4 money ten times over at your product?
Face it Todd, you NEED me.
We need EACH OTHER.
You wont kill me. Face it. You don't have it in you to snuff out a paying customer.

Is Toddposting the best OC to ever come out of this shithole?

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Check your start menu, faggots.

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>>380388759
Oh well fuck you then I don't want some loser virgin owning my games

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>>380388892
Get on the ground.

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>>380388815

You can just transfer the files over once one person has them without a hitch.

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>>380388981
>I don't want some loser virgin owning my games
Yeah? i'll just pirate them then

>>380388718
OMG Todd brought his MOM as a DATE!
What a fucking loser!! Go back to your chess club, you dork!

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>>380385242


Stupid hothead.

both are funny

>>380386495
Yeah, thats Dxdot, other organization members call her Dixie Dot or just Dixie

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>>380379339
fuck, femtodd is kinda cute in a weird way

urge to buy mods rising

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>>380388937
Go home and level up would have been a huge competitor if the mods weren't some tumblrfags.

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>>380389171
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW ANON
SHE'S ANGRY

SEE

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>>380389154
No you don't understand me anon. Loser virgins don't have the right to play my games or to live. So here let me do you a favor.

THAT

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>>380388708

This was probably the best Todd thread in the past 2 months. Good job.

MOUNTAIN?

>>380389358
Todd get the fuck out and take your ugly dog with you

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>>380389490
Just try it jack ass!

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You lot all jealous?

Todd is a ladies man

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>>380389640
YOU REALLY DID IT NOW
ANON, I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP HER ANYMORE
I THINK THE ONLY WAY FOR HER TO CALM DOWN IS TO BUY MY GAME

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>>380389701
Todd we all know you're a manlet

>>380389530
I liked the Willie Wonka Todd

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>>380387994
>mfw all those sex mods
J-Just give me some minutes to clean up my room.

>>380389864
Fuck your game now get out before I shoot your dog Todd

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ANY OF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT SKYRIM AND I'LL BUST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIP

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*wheeze*

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>>380388667
>Todd is Bane

who is CIA then?

>>380390042
MORROWING WAS BETTER

>>380389032
I have plane to catch. If you are going to shoot me, do it now.

...

You won't. You can't. I know you Todd, I had you for three months at Duc Hua. I know you better than your mother. Your sense of... honor and fair play. Oh, you could shoot me. If I was armed and coming after you. But like this? Todd... never. Goodbye Todd. Dasvidanya.

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Who is this handsome gentleman being posted?

>>380390042
When's obsidian making a game?

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>>380389063
It seems like I need to ask you further questions. I'm taking you with me

>>380381000
>oh no boohoo, my son doesn't like the same sport as me
>he's made millions of dollars off his games
yeah I bet his dad's real disappointed

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>>380379339
>>380380127
>>380380518
Toddposting is so stupid but gets me every time. Thank you, you glorious bastards.

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>>380389881

> When you make millions and people call you a 'liar' on the internet

>>380390207
>magnum p.i.
impeccable taste, anon

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>>380389945

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80387245
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>>380389229

hELP iVE lOSt cONTrOL
bUY mY gAMe@

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>>380390054

CIA is CIA

>>380390319
Go play your chess, dork.

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>>380390216
Wanna see a trick? And by that I don't mean Fallout 4 marketing.

>>380390597
DON'T DO IT YOU FOOL

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>>380390207
You'll be back. They always come back.

>>380390597
Do it. If you do it I'll have no choice but to consider buying your game

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>>380390462
UNATCO?

>>380381000
I would never wish for my son to be a quarterback. It's a huge deal of glory that only lasts as much as one's body can.
Now, if he was a surgeon or a successful entrepreneur, that's make me real proud. It takes more balls to open up a fucking dude to fix him, or to risk thousands of dollars on a maybe, than to get fucking wrecked by a charging muscle wall.

>>380390459
BEGONE TODD

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>>380390467

Haha, I wasn't even in the chess club

>>380390597
Todd...
Calm down now.
I have money in my steam account.
I can make the purchase right now, just...
Let. Go. Of. Your. Thumb.

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>>380390459
EVEN THAT DIDN'T WORK
FUCK THIS
*click*
*flash*
JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAME

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>>380390207
>plance to catch

Oh boy.

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>>380390459
Calm down my child, everything is going to be alright.

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>>380390783

>>380390776
>to open up a fucking dude to fix him
work with another dozen people to give some nineteen year old bigger implants*

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BE GONE TODD
BE GONE

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>>380390686
>>380390745
>>380390853
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? LOOKS LIKE MY HAND SLIPPED!

>>380391108
>Implying that's not a specific type of surgery
Do orthopedics, you'll not be giving a girl chest implants there

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Come with me, and you'll be in a world of paid modification

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>>380391231
NOOOO

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

might as well repost this gem

>>380391231
Hmmm... Nope, still not going to buy your game. At least now you can't hold a sword properly, exactly as planned.
*Unsheaths katana* let's settle this like men

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>>380391169
YOU THINK YOU CAN BANISH ME MORTAL?

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>>380391342

All this Toddposting makes me wonder what the real Todd would think of this

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>>380391231
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>380391342

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>>380391414
Wanna go faggot? Lets go.

>>380391415
2 words


TWO
GIGS LEFT ON MY PIRATED SKYRIM DOWNLOAD
FUCK YOU TODD

>>380391687
Who has two thumbs and won't buy your game?
This guy!

>>380391407
How far can Toddposting get?

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>>380391694
Say that again one more time

>>380391617
>wow all this shitposting and still no one is buying my game

>>380391830
Over that mountain, at least.

>>380391863
2 words


THREE
GIGS LEFT ON MY PIRATED SKYRIM DOWNLOAD
FUCK YOU TODD

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>>380391694
Seems I have bring my friends here to teach your ass a lesson

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>>380390952
This industry is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The platforms are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their micro transactions and season passes will foam up about their waists and all the pirates and crackers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Just buy my fucking game. It just works."

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>This fucking thread

>>380392060
>awaken my toddsters

>>380379339
Is Todd by chance related to cia?

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>>380391694
I-it's not like I wanted you to pirate my game.

I wonder what it would feel like to be Todd and see this thread. How do you even respond to something like this?

>>380392060
AWAKEN MY GAMEDEVS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>380379898
those dubs, just let the darkness take m-

>>380392029
is your download slowly deleting itself?

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>>380391231
but.. how...

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>>380392029
THAT'S IT YOU WENT OVER THE LINE I HAVE TO REMOVE YOU FROM THIS PLACE

>>380392242
buy my game obviously

>>380392242
Sometimes I wish that someone would send a good Toddposting link to his Twitter or email.

>>380392242
>what the fuck is all this shit
>some gay furry thing?
>oh fuck
>hey tim, pull up the sales figures
>nothings changed todd sir
>JUST FUCKING BUY IT ALREADY

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>>380391407

Todd Posting has officially over taken Bane posting

>>380391908
not sure why I'm having a giggle

>spent an hour and a half making a todd meme that I released like 6 hours ago

>it's already in this thread

>>380392342
Of course. Skyrim is just that bad.

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Honk honk /v/!! It's me Honks!!! Wanna see me juggle? Just toss me your copies of FALLOUT 4 or if you don't have it yet go out and buy it so I can juggle for you!!

>>380385000
checked

>>380391342
perfect

>>380379339
Who the fuck even makes these edits? Why would you make a strangely fuckable female Todd?

>>380392575
Oh sure, i'll head right over to...
NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!

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>>380392242
I would hoenstly lose my sides if something like that happened to me.


also
>this thread

i love you all. even you Todd. i actually bought Skyrim on sale and pirated fallout 4 which was pure shit, Todd

Truly eternal, I will now buy Fallout 4 to see what the hype is about.

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Hey Todd, Your game needs a little more... Dialogue options

I'm giggling like an idiot thinking about this thread, and all the different people who are in it posting all this shit. One man should not be able to inspire such memes for so long. Especially one with such a short stature

>>380392663
FaceApp did it. The AI knows how to make Todd hott

>>380392663
it just works anon.

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>>380392532
Welcome to the club. It feels good seeingmy OC being reposted. It's the first time this has happened.

>>380392532
>hour and a half

Nigga what

>>380380127
I just love Mr. Howard.
Such a great dad.

>>380392979
Good quality todd's are in demand. Any fool can spend 10 minutes in paint, the real joke is how hard you work on something like this.

>>380393089
sometimes the lesser quality todds like "NIGGA" todd are great

>>380392532
which one was it?

>>380393181
Those have their purpose too.

>>380393089
>tfw I way too much time on it and it still looks like shit

>>380393218
it's the willy wonka todd, the paid modification one

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>>380393307
It doesn't matter, it's an excellent todd.

Guys what if we made a todd pokemon game, In the style of pocket morties, but you collect rare todds.
Get /g/ on this

>>380392407
i could send this one, but i'm scared it'll die

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>>380382138

The only thing left now is to combine Bane posting and Todd posting, but I truly fear what such an unholy, unnatural, unthinkable, inexplicable, inescapable synthesis will look like, I fear it.

>>380393573
>I choose you Todd Howard
>todd's head morphs out of the ball
>just a floating todd head
>his most powerful attack is him yelling BUY MY FUCKING GAME
>its super effective

>>380393725
>Dr. Pete, I'm T.O.D.
>you don't get to bring mods
>don't worry there's a charge for them

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>>380393725
It would be extremely painful.

>>380391694
>2
>two
>TWO
>2 words
>two words
>two scoops
>TWO
>SCOOPS

2

FUCKING SCOOPPS

TWO(2) FUCKING SCOOPS GRONALDD GRUUUUMPFFF

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>>380391407
Holy fuck, we've reached baneposting meme levels now

>>380393740
There is several types of Todd.
I just realised every Todd is basically a variation on one of the stages of grief.

>>380394182
don't pollute this monument of a thread with lesser memes.

>>380394001
If I mod that off will there be a charge?

nobody tell Todd we all pirated Fallout 4.

>>380394182
What the fuck? Why would you post this trash?

>>380394001
You're a big guy

>>380394416
it would be extremely costly

>>380394046
i just realized i fucked up and saved them all as jpgs

let me recut these fucks and I'll post them soon

>>380394584
You're a big company

What if I downloaded Fallout shelter Mr. Howard?

>>380394584
you're a big dev studio

Toddposting is more fun than playing Bethesda games

>>380394584

You're an honest guy

Someone archive this thread on archive.is or something so I can send this to Todd because holy fuck I'm going to traumatise him
Also congratulations on your boy's graduation, Todd

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beep beep boop greeting fellow humans my name is todd-tron if you could please buy todd howard's games beep beep it would make us-i mean him very happy beep boop boop!

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>>380394719
It's fine, as long as you spend an amount equal or greater to the purchasing price of Fallout 4 (at launch) in micro transactions.

>>380394584
You're a handsome, tall alpha man.

>>380394797
This really isn't that standout of a Todd thread, the one the other day with the Willy Wonka Todd that had the vocaroo recording is a far better example.

>>380379339
why, ma'am, I'm at this very moment playing fallout 4 on the survival difficulty.

>>380394968
Did someone archive / screencap it?

>>380394819
Stand back, i'll overload his logic circuits!
Say, todd-tron, if Fallout 4's settlement building "just works", how come fans needed to make mods to fix it?

>>380394968
Aren't both of those in this thread though? I didn't listen to the vocaroo, but the Wonka image is

>>380394797
>Implying he would even give enought of a fuck to read it

For real, these games are getting too expensive. Can Todd jack these prices up any highe--

>>380394968
this one is better. it has both the vocaroo and todds extended family.

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I know better.

>>380392575
honks i have my season pass do i get anything special for my special purchase?

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zzz....

>>380395125
It must be a different wonka image, since the one in this thread (>>380391342) was made by me a few hours ago, and the thread anon is talking about was a few days ago

>>380395369
hi tood

>>380395348
Only the joy of supporting Bethesda

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>>380395369
TODD WAKE UP YOUR E3 CONFERENCE WAS A DISASTER EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE I DONT WANT TO BUY SKYRIM VR, NOBODY DOES

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>>380395369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE IS PIRATING SKYRIM

here are the cut outs

https://a.pomf.cat/xsgmlj.png
https://a.pomf.cat/evysjb.png
https://a.pomf.cat/sbjdnt.png

also what the fuck, imgur doesn't allow transparency anymore?

>>380395125
Was different, also the first post of the vocaroo had like two hundred replies, that sort of thread.

>>380395087
>>379826885
There you go.
Fucked if I know about permanently archiving, there has been so many archive hosts that have gone down that I haven't kept track in years.

>>380395290
I like the OP's schtick too, ain't as much of a spectacle as the other thread though.
We're literally arguing freshness of forced memes against density of forced memes here so whatever your opinion is you're entitled to it completely.

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>>380395108
beep beep boop it just *zapping* w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-

>>380395889
Ah okay, I'm sad I missed the previous thread. Thanks for clearing that up

>>380394819
>>380395108
>>380395898
my gosh darn sides

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>>380395512
>>380395630
Excuse me, but can you say that again? I'm still waking up.

>>380380127
>todd's dad is hal jordan

>>380395889
Thanks for the link anon

can someone explain the todd howard meme

>>380396103
I SAID HI FUCKER
I'M GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHIT NOW

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Hey anons I fell asleep right before the Bethesda conference. It was a huge success and everyone is buying my games right?

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>>380396280
you dont want to do that

>>380396103

It's bad Todd, real bad. We don't know what to do.

>>380396236
Only if you buy my game

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Good luck lying now, motherfucker.

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>>380396352
just you fucking try to stop me

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>>380384325
Everything ok?

>>380396324
Everyone is calling you out for being a filthy kike

Does anyone have that one pasta that involved meeting someone like todd howard? The pasta more or less said when asked for a photo todd was a huge dick and went something like
>I don't want to bother you for a picture but
>todd replied: like you're doing right now? Huh Huh Huh?

and then involved todd trying to walk out with more unpaid copies of skyrim than he could carry and then asking the cashier to ring them up one by one.

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>>380396324
PHIL FUCKED IT UP EVERYTHING IS IN RUINS

>>380396424
Now anon, don't you think you should reinstall Fallout 4 and Skyrim SE?

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>>380379339
fuck

momtodd is...kinda hot

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>>380396423
you dont want to do that

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>>380396535
ruins you say?

todd what happens if i know somebody who pirated skyrim?

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>Be Todd Howard, brilliant developer, godfather of the legendary Elder Scrolls series
>Users on 4chan make a meme about me hamfistedly asking to purchase my games
>Yapping and gloating about it like a bunch of animals
>Make fun of my games, company, employees, even family
>Yields of meme-power increasing with every iteration
>Go to reddit
>Absolutely fantastic community, much nicer
>Make account, log in, start posting
>Excited to find new memes, can't believe what people wrote next to picture of my face, thought this was over

I know it's to keep with the Todd edits joke, but you missed a big chance in making Todd Howard's dad Geese Howard. Would explain his charisma.

>>380396324
no people are just gonna use pc mods for free

>>380387091
post the full body imgur again

>>380397095

>>379493937

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>>380397040
>KoF
No wonder I never heard of him.

>>380397280

Geese was Fatal Fury first

>>380396998
motherfucker

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>>380396006
I was the third post, I left for hours and then came back.

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>>380397420
Fatal what?
Skyrim?

Todd posting legit stopped me from killing myself today. It's weird how something so stupid can be the thing to keep me going.
Thank you Todd.

>>380397629
I think he meant to type "Fallout".
Easy mistake, they both start with 'F'.

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>>380397993
Please, don't thank me.
Buy my fucking games.

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Pirates will be found.

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Can you imagine Todd reading a post like this?

>>380398401
he can never know.
it would ruin it if todd was in on it.

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>>380398032
Fallout? No, no, anon, I know what you mean, but MY version of Fallout is much better than that tripe you call 1 and 2. Fallout 3 much better, it brings an isometric landscape to life with better technology like Maya and Blender. It looks SO much better than what you were implying. To be honest though, I really love the first two games, they were my favorite.

Then I made Fallout 3.

What was Todd doing while he was absent from the Bethesda conference?

>>380398471
>todd making his own toddposting OC with his own selfies and actually trying to get us to buy skyrim

that would make it even better

>>380398641
todd posting on /v/ unironically, under the guise of irony