HA! MONKEY HAS GOT A DATE

>>380377783
BON APPETITO

What style of talking was the Monkey doing? I really liked it. It was very ghetto trash but sounded nice.

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Finally, the biggest question of Beyond Good and Evil will be answered.
"How come Peyj is a pig man?"

>>380377783

I WANT EVERY FUCKING FUCK TO FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK

FUCK

>>380377783

a) The first game ended on a cliffhanger, but they make a prequel?

b) Why is it so edgy compared to the first game (inter-species relationships, cussing)? I can't imagine Double H (the Buzz Lightyear rip-off) existing in the same reality.

>>380378127
I swear this whole E3 was a massive monkey paw.

>>380378039

The kind to get you punched if you attempted in RL.

>>380378039
british nigger

Can I get a quick rundown of this franchise? it seems really kooky

>>380378039

East London, and also his cap seems to imply he Jamaican-English...a Jamaican-English monkey...

>>380378127
>Finally, the biggest question of Beyond Good and Evil will be answered.
>"How come Peyj is a pig man?"

What?

>>380377783
I like how nobody threw a fit about the chick's tits

>>380378286
>Why is it so edgy compared to the first game
Clearly, they are investing more into it as an IP while at the same time trying to make it more appealing and cool/weird to normies since the first game was a huge failure sales wise.

Has anyone been able to join the Space Monkey Program thing?

>>380378127
>"How come Peyj is a pig man?"
Dude. Sus sapiens.

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>>380378960
>...a Jamaican-English monkey...
Have you ever actually been to London? There are plenty of them

>>380378773
Cult classic from 14 years ago ended in a massive cliffhanger, a sequel was teased 8 years ago and it went nowhere, now they're finally doing it, but they decided to make a prequel instead

>>380378773
>Can I get a quick rundown of this franchise? it seems really kooky

Loosely a Zelda-like, puzzles and gadgets to solve them with, minigames, a hovercraft to explore islands with in search of money and heart pieces equivalents, staff-swinging combat. It also had light stealth. Oh, and good "in-game world" (I can't remember what that's called) music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKBCLPP20s

As I said above, the tone was different, no cussing and more of a cartoonish vibe.

>>380378039
Chav-lish.

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>>380379976

>>380379787
>Not posting the best song in the game
https://youtu.be/IlrIRahS81A

>>380379787
They should release the remaster for PC

>>380378773
"action adventure" that combined quite a few genres.
Sort of open world with islands on water.
You walk around and can slap shit with a stick, photograph stuff and some light platforming.
You also have a hovercraft you use to get from place to place that you can upgrade with weapons and jumps etc. You use it to race only once or so.
Later on the game has more and more stealth sections and some bossfights.
The game has a metroid like structure where you keep unlocking items and abilities that let you access new areas in places you've been before.

Imo the game was a bit jack of all trades master of none and the french artstyle isn't really my bag. But i can definately see why people reallly liked it and how it gathered a cult-following. It really has its own vibe and the creators obviously put a lot of love and attention to detail in it.

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>no release date
>beta signup broken

This piece of shit company is killing me. This is one of my favorite games of all time, just let me have it.

Also inb4 no camera mechanics, Jade is the trailer woman's kid and only shows up at the very end as a baby, and it trades puzzle mechanics for guns.

>>380380357
>They should release the remaster for PC

It looks like it only increases the resolution, so in other words it's the PC version is at least as good, probably better.

Note it has a game-breaking bug, so consult https://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Beyond_Good_%26_Evil#Patches

>>380378773
It was a Zelda game where you fight the big bad through photography and featured a multitude of nonviolent activities in a time when most games where chasing the GTA bug hard, including even kid friendly franchises like Jak & Daxter. It took place around a futuristic Mediterranean sea in a sci-fantasy universe where space travel and flying cars exist but the empire is still armed with war hammers and other such sci-fantasy things. You had exploration, dungeon crawling, platforming and open world boat travel which you can also to participate in races. It was a short game that had a clear setup for a sequel which never came because it bombed. To this day there still isn't another game like it and it appears that will remain true even with the announcement of this sequel.

>>380379507
>not per capita
>not showing local rates
>thinking this is saying anything at all

>>380378773
>you are a photographer
>Shit invasion [routine]
>The shild are broken
>You need fight for saving the orphanage from alien

This is the start but I recommend too play it is great

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BANG BANG MUTHAFUCKA

>>380377783
I want to FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCKING FUCK that asian lady. Eggcelent tiddies.
SFM when?

>>380378773
>government good
>oh wait, government bad!
>and then john was a zombie

Asian titties were the only good thing about this turd

S W I S S

C H O C O L A T E

>>380377783
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

FUCKING FUCK FUCK HA HA FUCK FUCKING BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCK

Everything is wrong in the world.

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>autists getting triggered because a ghetto street rat and what seems to be a crime lord swear a whole lot

Yeah, totally not the kind of language you'd expect these guys to have, right guys?

>>380383113
The reason why the swearing frustrates people is because it's a complete tonal shift from the first game and it was added in solely to get the attention of those who had never played the first one. Which is also the reason why it's a prequel, so the sales are higher because no one's gonna be like "Oh, I didn't play the first so I won't get this one." Everything with this game that calls itself Beyond Good & Evil 2 is wrong.

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On another note, I really liked how the protrayed the monkey and the black girl's relationhip in the trailer.

You can tell they genuinely care about each other through body language alone.

>>380383113
>It seems you pulled one of your tricks again Monkey! I want every lad in this room to chase him down!

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>>380381085
B... But non-whites and people from non-western countries are all criminals and they will be peace loving like us.

>>380383113
>Yeah, totally not the kind of language you'd expect these guys to have, right guys?

The stormtroopers from the first game didn't swear, even though they were brutish thugs - that's because they were going for a lighter atmosphere.

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>>380383885
repostin

Reminder, this game was once a sequel not a prequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5wxNYPeinY

Interesting the gameplay resembles the on-rails chase sequences from Uncharted 3, but leaked in 2009, 3 years before Uncharted 1's release.

>>380384986
More importantly, that 2009 concept actually looked like BG&E. I don't know what this new game is, but it's not BG&E.

Never played the first one.
Should I? If so, whats the easiest way to play it?

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>>380385943
>I don't know what this new game is, but it's not BG&E.
I'm legitly furious that Ubisoft decided to stick the BG&E name to an obviously unrelated sci-fi ghetto-blaster game and that most people are eating it up just like that.

>>380384986
First prey 2 and now this. Worst timeline.

>>380383712
>Everything with this game that calls itself Beyond Good & Evil 2 is wrong
This, it might end up being a good game, but it won't be BGE2

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Why is Michael Ancel back?
I thought he left ubisoft to work on a nature possesion game for sony.
>>380379976
good stuff right here

>>380386063
Yeah, the first game is great. Pirate the GOG version on PC.

>>380383113
>has zero idea of anything related to the first game
why do you think your opinion matters?

>>380386589
He's been working on Wild and BG&E simultaneously.

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>>380384986
Reminder that the sequel must have been so shit that it didn't even reach ubisofts standards and they had to scrap it.

We're lucky we're even getting ANYTHING.

>>380379563
>>380379787
>>380380828
>>380381034
>>380381292


Sounds like a game THAT KID would play and talk about non stop until you told him to shut the fuck up and everyone laughed at him.

>>380383712
>The reason why the swearing frustrates people is because it's a complete tonal shift from the first game

So cursing didn't exist at all in the universe of the first game? You got to explore their whole universe. All the planets, galazies, moons, etc and there was 0 cursing anywhere? Or was it because you played as a bunch of space children and the original game was aimed at the kingdom sharts audience of sheltered kids who moms screened everything?

>>380387029
I understand you are memeing but have no idea what you mean with your post.

>>380386873
>We're lucky we're even getting ANYTHING.
It's better to get nothing than to get shit.

>>380378039

>TITO

Spanish, they add tito to everything.

>>380387029

You sound like you were a loudmouth "nerd king" who kept the other losers under your thumb but quaked in fear when you saw a teen athlete strutting down the hall.

Anybody thinking that Asian at the end will be related to the creation of Jade since she's confirmed as inhuman?

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>>380387819
And you know it's shit....because?
Oh right, you're probably one of those /pol/ shitters that got triggered the second they said multi diversity world.

Which literally only means aliens living among other aliens.
Jades black btw.

>>380387819
>it's not what I want. It's shit.

Spoken like a fully grown baby.

>>380386692
that is quite an assumption you just made there

>>380387029
Hah xd

>>380388290

I know you're trying to meme the BRAVEST RACE in an attempt to trigger /pol/ but she's actually asian.

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>>380388404

>>380378039
Chav.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0gm7dHKKc

>>380378039
Are you fucking retarded?

>>380388549
She's the brownest asian i've ever seen.

>>380388404
Wear was she holding that? Does she have a pocket on the inside of her dress?

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>>380379976
Her breast sliding down that pig's arm...

>>380388404
This was the best thing about the trailer. Big floppy asian tits for hwaitu piggu

>>380388687
>I have literally never seen a philipino, paki or polynesian
nice la

>>380377783
I like how the first scene is robbery and done by monkey with nigger accent

>>380388701
Is that an imprint of it on her belly? Fucking attention to detail man, who made this CGI?

>>380388990
You're right, never seen one. You know why?
Because Jade is none of those.

>>380389324
>still crying about jade
kill yourself .

>>380378039
London black youth.

>>380388675
Hugely underrated film

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>>380387324
ow, the edge!

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>>380377783
>DUDE FUCK LMAO

>>380388549
I guess we're both wrong
"While Jade has been cited as a black character,[3] Miller states that she has no established ethnicity, since the game takes place on another planet."
Either way it doesn't change the fact that people tend to consider her black and most people will perceive her as a black either way.

Again, keep shitting up the board with your senseless arguments that have no points.

>>380379507
What the fuck is wrong with Poles in Britain?

>>380381034
>in a sci-fantasy universe where space travel and flying cars exist but the empire is still armed with war hammers and other such sci-fantasy things.
I don't think you know what science fantasy is. Does it have wizards and a fight against the light side and the dark side?

>>380389412
Anon, do you have a case of the 'tism by any chance?

>>380389630
What sort of dumb shit thinks shes black. Shes obviously a asian

>>380389898
but she isn't

>>380390219
>Jade
>obviously Chinese

>>380389583
Why are you using terms that you don't know what they mean, bra?

>>380378039
English niggers are vastly superiour to your garden variety American nig.

>>380390301
nope

>>380390535
They are arguably worse. Also the attempt by the media to normalise it is fucking stupid.

>>380390609
You're obviously an idiot. The new trailer asian lady and pig are a nod to the first games characters.

>>380388290
This is how it should of been. This is a great example of a black female protagonist. It's not shoehorned in for the sake of sales or agendas.

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>>380390889
Alright anon, i'll take your asspulls as official canon then.

>>380391197
But when was it shoe horned in? From my point of view it's one of the few black protagonists that didn't scream I'M B LACK BTW!!!

>>380390726
I would argue they are superiour.
The garden variety American nig behaves like any dumb animal.
Barely comprehensible guttural utterances constitute their form of communication and their motivation is entirely primal and largely non-cooperative.

Compare this to the English nig who is articulate in a colloquial manner, capable of some endearing rhyming slang and more or less on par with your average low end population in so far as they are generally dumb, but helpful and friendly.

Exceptions of course exist at both extremes in both communities.

>>380384986
>but leaked in 2009, 3 years before Uncharted 1's release.

what? Uncharted 1 came out in 2007.

>>380391625
They are not English chav niggers are barely understandable. Commit retarded senseless crimes and are even more useless. They are like bacteria.

>>380390889
HAH!

>>380383712
So? The first game was very comprised and hardly the true vision Ancel wanted it to be and its seriously overrated honestly. This concept looks like a big improvement and all the worldbuilding they're doing seem really interesting.

>>380378773
>be photographer raising orphan kids
>domz aliens invade
>try to take kids
>no you say
>Pull out stick and kick alien ass
>Alpha patrol is police who save us from domz scum
>Alpha bow down to the domz actually
>Also human factories
>Expose evil government
>Aliens steal kids and your pig husbando to spess
>Go there and rescue them
>No you are ancient alien magic
>Kick alien priest ass with stick
>earth is saved
>but pey'j got space aids???? to be continued
>15 years later
>2 monkeys on a bike dude fuck fucking fuckity fuck yeah prequels!

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>tfw the world portrayed in this trailer unironically looks fucking incredible and you're excited to explore it

>>380394128
>two monkeys on a bike
Opinion discarded. Typical /pol/ faggot.

Don't bother replying to this either, you won't get a response you fucking storm fag.

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>>380395221

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anyone find this trailer kind of racist? unironically

the monkey is literally a nigger

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Jesus fucking christ I literally can not stand people who chew with their mouths open. Holy fucking CHRIST there's this fat fuck at my job who looks like the pig fuck and sounds the same when he is eating. FUCKING CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

>>380395596
I didn't notice any monkey

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>the tit physics on that waitress

>>380379976

This can be condensed

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>still can't join the Space Monkey Program

I only have a PS4 so I don't know if they can do frequent early access builds there, but I want to try the game.

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>Jade's totally black guys