Post your report cards.

>>380364829
You look like a tremendous butt molesting fruit.

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Fall from grace.

even chad daddy admitted sony's conference was shit

>>380365235
Still was better than everyone elses.

>>380365347
not really, nintendo > ubisoft = sony > microsoft > pc gaming show >>> EA >>>>>>> bethesda paid mods. Main problem with sony's conference is almost everything was what they showed last year (also instead of something like spiderman 2 we got a game crammed full of QTEs and overdone bamham combat)

>>380365347
Lolno, unless you love QTEs.

>>380365347
Sony's was as bad as Bethesda and the PC gaming show.

>>380366324
>>380366518
>>380366618
Yeah we get it this board is filled with Nintenbros but nintendo was just more of the same garbage. Ubisoft had too much boring and WE WUZ.

>>380366796
>nintendo was just more of the same garbage.
got 2 surprise metroid announcements which was neat, and a new kirby that finally added combo abilities back looks like.

>>380367026
>Neither of which are better than any of the exclusives shown on Sony's stage probably not even the third party

>>380367151
do people really think days gone and spiderman looked good?

>>380366796
Sony was an hour of QTEs, even EA had a better conference.

>>380366674
Can you explain the "endorsement of eugenics?" part, I didn't watch the conference.

>>380365235
chad daddy lives?

>>380365179
you want to use a bigger font next time nigger?

>>380364829
>old thread had a based OP
>new thread has a terrible one
Just like E3 this year I guess

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>>380364829
E3 was fun

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>>380367395
Nice QTE meme friend really makes ya think of a thing in a video game that will make up less than 5 minutes if that combined of the actual gameplay.
>>380367371
Possibly the best Spiderman game since web of shadows and a better looking open world zombie game than State of Decay 2? What's not to like?
>inb4 5 minutes total of QTE's
>>380367672
I'm glad you nintendo cucks go to your containment threads after E3.

>>380367563
open it in a new card silly

>>380367151
All of Sony's "exclusives" looked like garbage.

>>380367414

There was a bit during one of the sports games where they said something along the lines of "this athlete is genetically perfect" and I thought it was funny.

>>380367536
https://twitter.com/RealChadWarden_/status/874450043805323267

>>380367829
NeoGAF tier tastes.
>what's not to like?
Batman combat.

>>380368174
>I'm a /v/ipster who doesn't like modern games unless its from my jap cuck company who only has 2 good games 1 of which isn't even out
Way to be original friend but that combat actually makes sense in a superhero game considering oh I dunno they're a superhero?

These delusional sony kids lol

>>380368465
How does glorified auto combat make more sense than a Spiderman 2 style fight system?

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>>380368921
>Auto Combat
You've never played Batman, Mad Max, or Shadow of Mordor

DEVOLVER DIGITAL
A+

>>380365179
>Latias
Care to explian, friend?

>>380369190
Arkham combat is fucking shit and there have been plenty of Spiderman games with far superior combat.

>>380370242
Nah there haven't. Also the new spidermans combat looks better than all of em and nothing like Arkham. No idea what you're talking about.

>>380367151
>>380366324
>>380365179
>>380364829
>its ok if sony does it.

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MS did a suprsingly great job. Nintendo's conference was short but good, and I got one of my dream game announcements.

I just hope people actually fucking play pokken this time

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>>380369398
should have stayed for Splatoon 2 tournament friend

>>380370421
Please replay Spider-man 2.

>>380370831
>/v/ is one person
Not everyone is part of the hi/v/e i'm a primarily PC gamer who owns every platform and Sonys was still objectively the best in terms of length, entertainment, not being boring, and good games.

>>380367931
>xbox exclusives not actually being exclusive is bad

it means you don't need to buy their shit

>>380371064
Why would I do that when web of shadows was better you pathetic nostalgia fag?

>>380371145
True. never thought of it that way

>>380371012
Ah, gotcha. Splatoon isn't really my thing and, unfortunately, I got shit IRL to do. Thanks anyway. Have a good day, goy.

>>380371064
>>380371325
Not to mention ultimate spiderman was better too.

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>>380371136
>its ok if sony has technical issues, rehashes, show few games, push vr and QTE movie games.

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>>380364829
Here's the empty template because OP is LAZY SONYGGER ÇUCK

>>380367829
>Possibly the best Spiderman game since web of shadows

Web Of Shadows had good, tactical combat that required combos and powers combined instead of Arkham press buttons to win though. It's nowhere near Web Of Shadows or Shattered Dimensions.

>>380371619
>Sony had technical issues for Uncharted: A Lesbians end and 1/10th of Days Gone
Wow
>Rehashes
Yeah but they're done better
>Shows a few games
But those games were good
>Push VR
VR is the future
>QTE Movies
Wow was the detroit game more than 1 game?>>380371879
Good thing the new spiderman game doesn't have batman combat then huh.

>>380371476
>>380371476

All of them were developed by Treyarch and Beenox and even the Arkham combat Beenox had to use for ASM 1 and 2 made your use powers, had unique combos and think tactically about your environment.

Press X to Spidey isn't good combat. Go play Web Of Shadows again or Shattered Dimensions. Those had the best combat.

>>380371754
Why does your comment say Ubisoft won when Nintendo has a higher grade than it?

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Pretty mediocre, no company had a great conference, but there were some good things here and there

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>>380372372
forgot to edit it out

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I only watched Sony's and Nintendo's because EA and Ubisoft need to fuck off a cliff and die. Bethesda is only good because of Toddposting. And xbox never ever has games so I just expect nothing.

And realistically, I think it'll take 5-6 years for MP4 to come out, and by then it'll be a whole new Nintendo console out.

>>380371369
and yet you're still here

If exclusives are a selling point, you're killing the industry and don't actually like games retard

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Overall, I was disappointed with the lack of anything truly exciting, but I think Nintendo did the best job, while Sony is in second. The rest can fight for 3rd.

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>>380371012
>Ugly blatantly autistic 3D
Needs serious dental work, clear skin treatment and we'll have to see after that to see if she needs nose/chin treatment which might be a possibility.

>>380373841
Exclusives are selling points of consoles, yes. Xbox hasn't had a good exclusive since Fable 1. I never bought a 360 and have no plans on buying the xbone. They have no exclusives, there's literally no point in buying one when Sony actually has a handful here and there.

>>380373715
Yeah still here to call out stupid kids like you. Top kek.

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This Nintendo shilling isn't gonna stop anytime soon is it?

I wonder if Nintendo will ever make more than 1 good game.

>>380366674
Sup Mike

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All of the conferences had some good games, but fuck Bethesda and Sony.
>VR VR VR VR VR

Your console should be able to stand on it's own feet. There's reasons to buy consoles like ease of play or comfortability of couch gaming. Exclusives are absolute cancer cuz you're restricting people from enjoying a good game and anyone that says exclusives are good don't like video games as much as they like their consoles. If they did, they'd want the games they love to be played by everyone and not just those who own the console.

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At least the conferences were shorter this year compared to others. Nothing to look stupidly hype myself with. Its for the better.

>>380364829
Sony wins by losing every time baby!

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>>380371827
That template sucks

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Superstar Saga remake put Nintendo over the D hump. There might be more surprises from Nintendo like Metroid: Samus Returns tomorrow and Thursday, so this card could change at any time.

>>380375392
You sound like a fucking twelve year old that just discovered /v/. Companies put in the funds and labor to make their own console. Naturally they'd want incentives for people to buy their product over somebody else's so they hand pick and fund studios or buy out existing talent to make games for them.

Is it shit that some games are exclusive? Yeah. But often the only reason exclusive games are as good as they are or even exist at all is because the console maker HAS to fund a product good enough to earn people's money and get a return on their investment.

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>>380364829
Dissidia NT looks awesome

>>380376725
That looks bootleg also nobody cares about indie shit.

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>>380376919
He's just mad because Microsoft doesn't have any true exclusive meanwhile Sony and Nintendo do.

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Whoops, that's not the complete version. This is.

>>380372556
I think my grades are more or less like this. My wallet is thankful.

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>>380367915
yeah that part was pretty weird, and he was talking about that for about a minute.

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>>380377294
>>380377294

Ironically it's more artistic and doesn't hide information like these new ones do, Also Sony for example didn't have an indie show case this year at the main E3 show, neither did Nintendo.

>>380370964
Which part was the sports in the xbone conference?? I honestly don't remember.

>>380377797
Good because indie games are shit.

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I didn't like it.

>>380376919
I'd rather games just not be exclusive so that we could all appreciate them. I understand why they're exclusive and yeah funding ig is a plus side I didn't see but exclusivity is still annoying af

>>380375602
Report cards like this makes me wonder if people factor in the Treehouse segment into it or not.

>giving sony anything over C

>>380377906
You should off yourself as you clearly get no enjoyment out of being alive. Waste of tasty sperm.

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I thought it was alright. i didnt expect much from sony cause they showed so much last year. I just wanted to see more of the stuff from last year and thats what happened

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I went through a little over a hundred of these and here are the results.

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>>380379202
Sorry I gave your console of choice a bad review, bro

>>380380128
accurate/10

>>380380193
You gave everything a bad review, bro. What do you like?

>>380380521
hows it feel to be able to talk shit again, xbro

>>380380964
Don't even have an xbox, I just like that they actually showed interesting games, chances are I wont play most of them unless they're on PC.

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Nintendo and Ubi set themselves up for success this year, MS failed to sell the Scorpio and single player is apparently dead to everyone but Bethesda.

No one is above C+

How did Bethesda shit the bed so bad?

Nintendo, Sony, and to a lesser degree Ubi/Microsoft managed to scrape together workable conferences. They spent all this time making a long video to string together their announcements, did no one think to raise the concern that their ideas may have been shit from day 1?

>>380381329
t. Jaded nigger

>>380381852
i think they know they had fuck all this year. they have conferences each year just to show how big their dick is when they release a new elder scrolls/fallout

MS got to show a number of nice games but they're all on fucking every other platform.

I mean that's good for me but not for the company trying to see the new xXboneXx.

>>380381329
nintendo
mainly because metroid

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wheres my ports

>>380382873
Retro still not confirmed.

>>380364829
you sound like an autist

>>380379013
>giving sony anything over F
Fixed.

>>380384197
still better than bethesda

>>380384406
Hahaha, no. They were both equally bad.

>>380381852
The real Quake reveal is going to be to its dedicated fan base at Quake Con in a few months, they literally said that during the conference. Other than that their big teams are either in the middle of stuff or just released something last year. With their size its not surprising that they only had one game (two if you count Quake) and a DLC pack. It will be better next year when their other groups are further along.

>>380364829
Nintendo>Xbox>Ubisoft>Sony>EA>Bethesda

It's as simple as that. Anyone who thinks Sony did better than Xbox or Nintendo are just fucking retarded fanboys.

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>>380364829
Mercury
Steam
Blah

>>380364829
>Sony: B
>nothing listed under Wanted was shown
>most of the expectations came true

What

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>>380364829

>>380386223
Did the PC gaming show really have an advance wars clone?

all these nintendo fan boys

the fact that pokemon on switch could be a year + away and they don't even have any details, and mario looks kinda junky is just mind blowing

but nintendo is not an A

none of them even get a D desu

this was one of the worst e3's in ages, not ONE company could even 'win'

i mean, i don't even think this is like a 'worst one in recent history', this might be one of the worst ones ever

the last year and apparently for the next 2 years there is a MASSIVE lul in games, there's almost only like 1 or 2 good games max for each system.. that's fucking awful

they almost release new consoles more than they release good games at this point, i mean fucking nintendo has released switch new 2ds and classic nes and they only have zelda atm, that's so garbage lol

>>380387098
lol

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>>380364829
Metroid 3DS Samus Returns was a horrible mistake

>>380386451
yeah
its called wargroove

>>380387372
Wait, Devolver Digital was Samurai Flamenco: The Stream?!?
Are you fucking telling me I have to watch this shit?

>>380376725
That template looks like shit made by some Çuck who only owns MSpaint

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>tell me why I'm wrong

>>380389382
>Nintendo not at least B+
>Sony better than Microsoft
I hate MS but they didn't drop the ball as much as Sony this time

>>380364829
>>380365179
>>380367794

Sonyfags are actually this delusional.

>>380389382
Wolfenstein was always about fighting Nazis
SotC was a PS2 game, not PS3
Xbox conference should have been rated lower than Ubisoft who, as you said, had a good looking Ass Cred, pirate game, Mario Xcom. Even the Crew 2 looked good, though it will probably be shit.
You also forgot to shit on David Cage's David Cage game by David Cage.

>>380387612
Thanks

>>380389816
they would've been if their was metroid or pokemon gameplay or the zelda DLC didn't look shit. Nah that fake exclusive timed bullshit knocks them down, same with pushing the 4K meme when it can't do it in everything.

Square Penis when?

>>380391272
I know that but how the trailer was it just screamed we want the SJW audience, not to mention stereotypical black woman afro thats been in half of the E3 games.

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I think I went a little overboard.

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Still not buying a Switch until the 3DS dies.

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behold my awful opinions

So where can I watch the devolver digital thing

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>>380364829

>>380393253
Youtube! Go on, just look it up!

>>380394179
The closest I could find was some frog talking over an hour and a half of it
I'm talking about the pre pre show

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/g/ reporting in. I woke up from my deep slumber yesterday because I heard all the racket and wondered what all the hubbub was about. PC Master race is bait that /v/ falls for every time so I'll leave this here. I'm sure I'll goat someone into an autistic angry reply.

All these people bemoaning the state of the industry today must not have been paying attention back in 2013/14/15. Are things better than ever before? Maybe not, but they're certainly better than they were at the start of this gen, even with shit like VR and 4K distracting people.

>>380394716
goad*

>>380394918
reddit

>>380395750
ok

>>380394716
It's sad you can't enjoy games but to each their own

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>>380396756

***/g/ rolling back over in bed to check replies***

I have a Steam library of over 200 gaymes
At least 1/10th of them are bound to be enjoyable
Plus emulators from when I gave a shit about gayming
And listen here kiddo
I make teh gaymes

>>380366324
The problem wasn't that we saw stuff from last years conference. The problem was that we weren't surprised by anything.

Everything just looked solid on its own. Nothing that made me go OMFG DOOD except the SOTC, Days Gone graphics and God of war.

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I like being hyped :^)

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>>380399575
I don't get how people can say one press conference wins based on just 1 single game.

>>380401105
Prime 1 is my favorite game, I've been waiting for Prime 4 for years and I thought Nintendo just didn't care anymore and I was never gonna happen.

>>380401884
Oh.
Congratulations you got a couple of words and a number.
Now you only have to wait for 6 years before they announce it just like BOTW.

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>>380402054
I'm just so glad they said finally they're making it.

>>380402540
For you anon i am excited.

>>380403031
thank sanon wow

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>>380386223
>Suprices