[Speech 500] [Charisma 1000] Buy my game
>>380356738
That's not how speech and charisma worksBut I wouldn't expect Todd to know that
>>380357343
>Implying Todd hasn't went further beyond and he lies to even himself to make himself lie to himself and then he lies yet again, after lying to himself, until he lies so much to himself that his words turn into truth.
>>380356738
<Lie> Sure thing, Todd.
[science 18/30]
Anyone know any good pirating sites for mods?
[Failed] No.
>>380356738
[Failed] Sorry Todd, Beyond Good and Evil 2 was announced need to save Money for the collectors Edition
>>380356738
[Failed] Again? How many times can you release the same game?
>>380356738
>Bought Skyrim already
>"Buy my game"
>Bethesda AI programming checks forjackshitwhen pass condition already met
*ignores Todd*
*walks continually into wall*
TES VI will be Skyrim VR DLC.
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! WhY HAveN't YoU BOUghT My fuCKIng MoDSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>380357647
C H I M
>>380358394
I wonder,if it will ever be TES VI soon (this century).
>>380356738
[Intelligence 3] Sorry, waiting for something new.
>>380356738
>yes
>sarcastic yes
>...
>no (yes)
>>380358537
I actually had to google that and gave me a giggle.
>>380358412
HI TODD, MY NAME IS CONNOR
DON'T DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS
>>380358961
>I actually had to google that
TES is dead.
>>380359063
Lmao
Did you think when people said "good thing I don't buy your games" it was shitposting?
>>380357647
Todd has achieved CHIM
>>380356738
[Success] No.
[Intelligence] So you shill the paid mods with your threads on /v/.
>>380357647
>>380134229 (OP)
At first, I thought Creation Club was just a way for Bethesda to keep milking the same game for 7 consecutive years while applying minimal effort and still making a profit.
Then I stopped being so cynical, and thought "what if my mom or dad or little sister wanted to become gamers like me, and enjoy the expanded experiences that mods can create?"
To expect ones such as them to become familiar with the tedious and often dangerous task of classic mod installation would be silly, and somewhat ableist since I'm fortunate to be so technologically proficient.
However, the current console modding system, streamlined as it is, still leaves much to be desired in the way of quality expereinces.
I applaud Bethesda and Tod Howard for supporting not just hardcore gamers like myself, but all who seek the breathtaking experiences that can only come from this medium we all enjoy so much.
Thanks Bethesda :)
>>380358412
No such thing as buying Beth mods. You must be mistaken as there's only access to Bethesda Cration Club but that's purchased with Bethesda credits not money
>>380359908
Fuck off Todd
>>380356738
[Intelligence] You make an excellent point. I must say I'm looking forward to newest Bethesda creations that will provide me with hundreds of hours of epic entertainment
>>380356738
[Success]
what's even your new game? I don't give a shit until you announce tes6
>>380360514
You really love the lying Todd dick in your butt, faggot.
>>380360490
[Luck] oh it seems the new MonHon will be out and BGE2 looks interesting
sorry Todd
>>380356738
Failed. Sorry I already bought your game fallout new Vegas. Why would I need another game.
>>380356738
[FAILED] Who do you think I am, Foolish mortal?
I'd like to order a FAAALLLLOOOUUUTTTT-
What's that?
Oh yes.
I think I'm in the computer...
Yes?
Uhuh...
YES THAT'S IT HAHA!NEW VEGAS!
>>380361185
Called sales faggot. You think I'd pay full price?I did for Skyrim in release day for theps3
>>380362185
>Spoiler
You should unironically consider suicide.
>>380356738
[Condescending explanation] This unit believes this transaction already occurred in the past, albeit without a monetary exchange involved.
>>380357647
That's a lie.
>>380356738
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFF*
*Sniff* Whoa! Smells like Bethesda's reputation
>>380362438
Workin on it desu
>>380357647
He hypnotizes himself into believing lies?
So Todd is secretly Revolver Ocelot?
>>380356738
No.
*ding dong*
>>380356738
[Perception 2] Todd, you got rid of skills. All the Barter points in the world ain't getting me to buy your shitty games.
>>380362842
Fuck, why I am not as good as Todd? where did it all went wrong?
>>380362997
No he lied so much and so many times he overloaded reality and shat out a stupid abort of truth that logically shouldn't exist.
>[Barter 1/100] Its not paid mods, you just buy credits and exchange them for mods.
>>380361440
[FAILED] How dare you claim that New Vegas is my game! It was developed by those hacks at Obsidian. You should play a real Fallout game, like 3 or 4.
>>380357647
>Implying Todd hasn't went further beyond
He's become a Super Liar 3?
>>380363675
No, I'm going to play the first ones instead
>>380356738
reminder that skyrim vr was announced for ps4 but not for pc, they're saving pc skyrim vr for the next e3
>>380356738
[INT 1] Your words have no power here
>>380363883
Why would you want to play those, Anon? They're really old and outdated, and have boring turn-based combat. Why not play something actually fun, like the award winning Fallout 3 and Fallout 4?
I like to think it's Todd secretly posting these threads
>>380364613
[Success] That's a good point. You've really opened my eyes.
>Press X for sarcasm
>Press Y for sarcasm
>Press A for sarcasm
>Press B for sarcasm
>Todd is the only non spergy E3 presenter
>Genuinely enthusiastic about his projects
>Responds to criticisms in interviews
>Most shit like DLCs, ESO and pre orders are the doing of Zenimax jews
When did you take the Todd pill?
>>380356738
Worked for fallout 3 and fallout NV. Unfortunately he removed skill checks in 4 so he couldnt use this one on anybody
>>380364891
>Shitpost in one of these "maybe if it goes on sale, toddy boy"
>next day "33% of skyrim"
>>380364891
It would make them worth it. Right now I'm only here because of your awesome post
>>380365158
What is that expression trying to convey?
>>380364613
But Todd, your games are glitchy and broken, I think I'm going to buy the first two fallout games three times again instead of your games.
Is it true Todd was like the fucking lunchboy porch monkey for Bethesda who used to run errands and get them burgers and shit and he somehow became in charge of the whole operation?
That would explain a lot.
>>380365559
>One day, I will destroy all of this
>>380365703
>IMG_0695.gif
Well imagine my shock, phoneposters are complete fags as always.
Since you're already on your phone, though, why not buy a few lunchboxes in the hit mobile game Fallout Shelter?
>>380365559
>Golly ,I sure like vidya games!
>>380365726
Well...he was in the chess club
"We keep making the same game."
-Todd Howard
>>380356738
>[Speech 500]
But Todd, you removed skills.
>>380366332
No thanks I already downloaded it for free and deleted it
>>380367052
T H I S
H I
I H
S I H T
>>380356738
Todd you apparently won't have a game until the 2020s so fuck off until you have something.
>>380367603
You know what else you should download for free?The rest of the Fallout Games
>>380368263
well when you put it like that, why wouldn't I?
>>380356738
Let Skyrim die and I'll think about it.
>>380369028
Why, Todd seems OK with that.
>>380356738
>implying that Todd even knows what rpg elements ts are
How doesn't/don't the Todd poster(s) get tired?
>>380360514
>Skyrim & Skyrim Special Edition
>Fallout 3 and 4
>Fallout New Vegas uninstalled
Good job anon, I'm proud of you. Now show me your Nintendo Switch.
You DID buy Skyrim for the Switch so that you can experience the most quality Elder Scrolls game on the go, didn't you?