Playing Now: Mario Odyssey
Up Next: Spla2oon Tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro
>That comfy as fuck ship
Yooka Laylee completely and utterly destroyed
>Stars
>Suns (shine sprites)
>Moons
what's next
SILKY SMOOTH 15 FPS
The ship's interior is maximum comfy
MIRROR
I
R
R
O
R
First for smelling Sam's panties.
BotW has GOTY competition from the looks of it
>that closet
WE SNAKE EATER NOW
>>380342286
is it a real mirror or a "video game" mirror?
Africa is an island
>>380342270
galaxies
comfy house but i always though of mario as a mid century modern kinda guy
>working mirrors
HAVE THEY SHOWN KIRBY FIGHTERS YET?
>>380342124
I'm actually impressed by the working mirror, so rare in games nowadays.
>Working mirror
The future is now
WORKING MIRRORS CONFIRMED
ARE OTHER DEVS EVEN TRYING?
The Odyssey hatship looks comfy as shit.
this game looks so fucking good
No pokémon?
>when you're getting unironically hyped for a Mario game
This feeling is new and scary to me.
>treehouse
You kids are embarrassing
>>380342270ultra suns and moons
It's crazy to see Zelda evolve into something really awesome. Now Mario. Hopefully Metroid will get the same treatment.
How fucking big are these stages holy shit lads
>collecting Moons doesn't boot you out of the level, like Stars/Sprites did
Yooka-Laylee has been blown the fuck out for real. We didn't even need Microsoft to announce Banjo-Threeie, as it was right here all along.
holy shit this map is huge
>>380342016
thank god
do other companies do streams like this? this is pretty good
Post Audrey legs
WE SUNSHINE NOW
>That music
>this song
>>380342270
planets
>>380342448
how did you get in here grandpa
>>380342312
>implying based Treehouse Tomboy doesn't wear boxers
Digging the music.
COINS DONT HEAL YOU
NOW NOW BOYS DON'T TOUCH THAT STUFF
A lot of these levels look like they're taken straight out of some PS2 game, especially that one in the forest. I don't think they should have gone for a more realistic-looking Mario game
The music man
>>380342446
welcome to the nintenbro army. Nintendo will send you your shilling instructions soon, you get 0.01$ for every post!
>The music
>>380342353
It's an actual mirror, the quality was diminished slightly.
>>380342270
Asteroids?
Jivin bgm
Nintendo won this E3 so hard. They not only won E3, they won this year.
I mean sure the Switch isn't getting some games like Metro, Anthem or that MHW.
But fuck, think about it
>BotW
>MK8D
>ARMS
>Splatoon 2
>MH XX
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>SM Odyssey
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Project Octopath
That's just the first 9 months of the console man.
>>380342124
How many surprise games do we have left?
I appreciate the world and the mechanics, but the lack of music is making this a serious mediocre C- right now. One of the ebst thigns about the 3D marios is the god-tier musical background you have on your adventure, This is just soul less and boring. BOTW was exactly the same and it was awful and silent.
This music reminds me of the jazz freq from mgs3
>>380342534
No one wants that last week slut.
Sam is the new waifu.
>>380342454
Damn, she's got some muscle
>>380342454
I want to touch her legs!
>>380342446
Yeah right. It actually looks like a nice game. Been waiting since 64 for a great Mario game.
CHUCKSTER CONFIRMED
The music is fucking AMAZING
Holy shit. Is this Grant's work? It's the best Mario OST in... fuck me I don't know, ever.
HOW BIG ARE THESE STAGES
GOTY LADS
GOTY
>>380342124
Mega Milk isn't there today?
>Road to Sky Garden
CAN YOU FEEL WITH ME BROS?!
>>380342612
WE WANT THE DARK SOULS AUDIENCE
>>380342467
But Zelda devolved thanks to falling for the open world meme
>road to sky garden
>>380342612
Hearts do. We've already seen this. Coins are currency now. I think it's pretty neat. Coins have been kind of useless for a long time, but now you have something to do with them.
>>380342701
Project Octopath was confirmed for this year?
>>380342227
Seems to fit the black/white world shown in the trailer.
Which also seems to be where Mario meets the hat.
Since the hat's normal form fits the aesthetic and the cutscene with the frog transformation in that area gives the impression that it's during a tutorial.
>>380342710
What about now?
what's the background WOOOOing for
>>380342631
I find it amusing when people like you forget what PS2 games actually looked like
>>380342534
this is a theresa board, boyo
>>380342612
Nah, Coin is money in this game.
>>380342710
there's music playing literally right now
>>380342446
could you show me what being ironically hyped looks like?
>>380342710
clean your ears out
>>380342710
>he says while god-tier music is playing
The fuck is wrong with you anon?
>>380342710
>saying this while cool music is playing
makes me think
only some parts of the deep forest were quiet for ambient reasons.
>>380342710
nigga there's music RIGHT NOW
>>380342710
>lack of music
>music literally playing on stream RIGHT NOW
>>380342124
Is that Louis CK?
whats going on with the cheering?
>>380342789
She is, I remember her playing one of the other games.
>>380342853
Probably Splatoon
>>380342710
It was literally just for the atmospheric and relaxing forest. You obviously didn't watch the gameplay earlier.
>Mario is a narcoleptic
WAKE UP MARIONIKI
GOAT music
>>380342253
yooka laylee was a mistake
there, i said it
>>380342270
THE WORLD
>>380342475
I actually don't wanna know. I barely knew anything about BotW before playing it and it was one of the best gaming experiences ever. I hope Odyssey can deliver the same.
>>380342446
I understand.
I never would have expected this from Nutendo.
>>380342789
She was on earlier and everyone was masturbating to her thighs.
>>380342891
Being hyped for a game to come out so you can shitpost it
>>380342270
next Mario game will go back to stars to give them time to think of another thing to collect
>>380342891
Just go over to the Monster Hunter World threads and you'll see it.
If there's only 4 Brutals, why are there more than 4 worlds?
>>380342897
>that fucking rack
All I wanted was huge levels. Thank fuck.
>>380342381
It is Cappy's influence. He is a top hat after all.
REMINDER THAT THIS IS ONLY 4.5 MONTHS OUT
FOUR
POINT
FIVE
MONTHS
>>380343109
You see them multiple times.
Odyssee looks fun, but it's also kinda bizarre. wtf is up with the sky. why is there a sphynx in that forest. Why is Mario in a realistic-looking environment?
>64 tier idle animations
GOTY
>road to sky garden
>this one map is so big it has a fucking sky garden
Mario should clean his room
>This game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieX20WvR6M
>I'm not that skinny kid from the beach anymore
Thats it Sam, just get all those childhood traumas out of your system
>>380342867
You're right, they actually looked better than this shit.
So far the game formula has been to explore the small level lobby area just enough to be able to afford the clothing, and then use the clothing to ender the a-to-b climb to the level boss.
>>380342124
>First Breath of the Wild
>now Mario Odyssey
So what about the Switch made Nintendo decide that they wanted to revolutionize the open world genre? What Nintendo game would you want to see get an open world treatment?I'd want them to collaborate with Capcom to make Mega-man 64(Switch)
YOU CAN THROW HIM VERTICALLY
YOU CAN THROW HIM IN A FORWARD ROLL
>picks up hearts like in Mario land
THAT FUCKING MUSIIIIIIIIIIIC GOD DANMIIIIT NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>380342929
audrey flashed the show floor
>>380342261
>tfw out titted
>you can clean up the purple gunk with the hat
F L U D D
>>380343170
There's supposed to be jarring contrasts to give the feeling of visiting really weird worlds.
fuck off with these motion controls
>>380343109
They said you face each one multiple times, but the battles are different.
Also, there can just be other bosses.
>>380342774
Grant's only doing the Rabbids music. This is done by the usual Nintendo music team.
Why won't Sam go barefoot?
post yfw this music
The fucking music is so non-Mario and I love it.
This level is fucking HUGE, holy shit.
>>380342849
>>380342878
>>380342896
>>380342902
>>380342913
>>380342916
>>380342926
>>380342971
Thanks for the (You)'s, lads
Did I miss Mommy Mega Milk?
>>380343206
>1543x1157
totally not emulated
The fucking music is so good holy shit
any new announcements since sss dx?
>>380343109
Multiple times and more bosses most likely. Like the Floating head and fists guy from the trailer.
>>380343224
Iwata died and the direction changed with the failure of the Wii U. They had to adapt to reality.
>>380343373
>merely pretending
>>380343206
>comfy thread
>Shitposting
don't you have a "GOLD FACE NEVER EVER BTFO LEL" threads to go to?
>>380342270
chaos emeralds
>>380342446
>Not being hyped for Galaxy 1
Say what you want about it, that first trailer was kino
Think about the speedrun strats in this game
>"oh wow figured out if you bring this one thing 10 mins over there you can do a skip here and save a ton of time"
>>380343286
But there are also a lot of things in the "normal" Mario look. I think its kinda off amd im interested in the explanation.
oh my god shut the fuck up and play
>>380343373
Oh look it's Picross Mario.
>>380343373
>merely pretending
>The Nut in the Red Maze
>>380343405
Next is the Splatoon 2 tournament so no more surprises until day 2
>>380342320
it's crazy that they released both of these games in the same year. they're not messing around with the switch
>>380343224
>F-Zero game where you travel to different planets to participate in long ralleys that span across the entire world and take days to complete
>>380343065
you can't do this to me mario. It's too fucking much. It's just too fucking much. It's a fucking dream come true.
>the nut in the red maze
lewd
>nut in the red maze
I am so fucking happy the game looks this good
Not watching the stream because I don't want to get this beautiful game spoiled for me.
Are there teleporters like Banjo-Tooie? Because from what you guys have said the levels are fucking massive.
>>380342270
Pokemon Stars confirmed
>>380343454
The point is not to play the game. They have to show the game, not play it.
>>380342891
People are ironically hyped for the emoji movie, for example. Solely for the memes.
Have they said how many moons per world, and or how many worlds? I'm hoping the game isn't too short.
>>380343224
This is Nintendo without being held back by Iwata tradition. It's revitalizing the company.
Hey wait wasn't there a Splatoon tournament?
>>380343224
>Well guys, the Wii U performed like trash and we've already lost the tech game. We need to do something that no one has ever thought of before.
>Have we tried making good games yet?
>Mario Kart 8 had a jazzy as fuck OST
>Odyssey's OST so far has been 10/10
Since when did Mario start putting out such good tunes?
>>380342454
>>380342897
>>380343028
Post more!
I hope they don't show too much because I can't stop watching this.
>>380343610
It's next
>>380343610
see the op
>>380343610
Should be next
>>380343628
since the beginning?
>>380343506
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FUCKING LORE
>>380343529
>fucking intergalactic rat race
TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOW.
>>380343610
Up next
That chick is the fucking worst mario player ever!!!
>>380343382
Even if it were, it would be strange that a game released two generations ago looks better than one on a current generation console.
>>380343421
You're retarded.
>>380342124
test
>>380343647
no
>>380343576
Checkpoint flags double as teleport spots IIRC. You can select them on the world map once you've passed them.
>>380343413
But BotW and Switch were developed before Iwata died (probably not Odyssey though).
>>380343569
>>380343570
nut mind
What happened to Sam... she used to be cute.
>>380342270
Suns again (Sunshine HD)
>>380343529
>get to play as Captain Falcon outside of his car>he has his Smash moveset but in 3D
>with Bayonetta combo combat
>>380343506
DEEPEST
>>380343576
Yes. Checkpoints are Warps.
does splatoon shit start after this?
>>380343628
Someone at upper Nintendo management got REALLY into jazz the past few years. I love it, why the fuck is no one else doing jazz?
>jerk off to some doujins
>comfy mood is gone
masturbation was a mistake
>>380343506
How fucking deep does the hole go?
>>380343506
It goes deeper, my dude.
>>380343628
are you high? Mario has always been about the 10/10 OST.
>>380343172
botw
botw
botw
>>380343628
Nintendo's been putting out great music for years, it one of the things they've actually been consistently good at.
>>380343740
BOTW started before Iwata died, but was delayed by two years because they wanted to change a lot of stuff.
>>380343628
playing for a vidya company is the endgame for chink musicians
>YOU CAN MAKE THE PIRANHA PLANTS EAT ROCKS
>>380343628
some composer got the jazz bug right now
>>380343740
game development takes a long time he probably knew about it but wasn't really involved in anyway
>>380343748
She went into surgery for a skull infection
>>380342124
>Comfy
Not for long.
>>380343841
That is fucking awesome.
This game looks so damn liberating.
I wonder how the possession mechanic will be used to defeat Bowser at the end
THE MAP IT'S SO FUCKING BIG AND THE MUSIC SO GOOD MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS GREATEST
>>380343841
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>380343224
>I'd want them to collaborate with Capcom to make Mega-man 64
you that liked that little known legends game? it was cancelled quietly and everyone forgot about it.
>>380343841
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>380343760
>le platinum developed cuh-ray-zee character action F-zero game
fucking shut up
>>380343628
they never stoppedwell maybe with the 64
>the music gets louder and more bombastic after you hit the halfway point
>>380343841
mario historia when? i want official timeline
thats a big plant
>>380343628
Always...
>>380343841
WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNNNNNN
>>380343576
>>380343739
>people are actually comparing the new mario game to banjo
IM A KID AGAIN.
>>380343841
DEEPEST
LORE
Man, if only they put this level of effort and care into 2D Mario games.
>>380343841
Deepest lore
>no treehouse gf
>>380343760
As long as there was a seperate VS mode, I'd totally be ok with that, minus bayonetta combat
It looks good, but it's not really 64/Sunshine like people said. In the actual level it switches to a 3D World isometric view and gameplay style.
>>380343978
you take over Bowser andkissPeach
>>380343979
I never really gave a shit about Mario, but this looks fucking amazing. This game might outperform BotW.
>>380343529
>>380343760
>>380343518
>yfw they reveal inklings for Super Smash Bros. Deluxe
>that WAAAHHOOOOOOOOO
This is what videogames are about
Not about nigger characters killing whites
>this goop splots and enemies spitting goop
>mario game this early in life spansunshine 2 basically in the works RIGHT NOW
>>380343841
POKKEN TOMORROW
YOSHI SWITCH TOMORROW
spla2oon coming up
splatoon, here we go
>>380343506
So currently we have Mario's outfits from:
- NES Open Tournament Golf
- Mario's Picross
Who wants to bet we'll see Dr. Mario too?
WHAT
YOSHI IS ALREADY PLAYABLE
>64 could be toppled
What a year
>>380343841
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME
>>380343841
DOCTOR MARIO OR I RIOT
>>380344129
You just wait. The next 2D Mario will be a balls to the wall experimentation fest infused with the anarchy of Mario Maker, and a new aesthetic influenced by Odyssey.
>>380343841
WHAT ABOUT THE SUIT??
>>380342124
>tfw Mario can spindash better than Sonic can
how does he cope?
>>380343841
I love Stars and Stripes Mario
It feels like Apollo in Rocky 4
>explorer outfit
We Mario Party 2 now
>>380343040
>>380344196
Detroit look great too.
>>380343841
>>380343841
Leapest door
awww yeah spla2n music
splatoon2 now
>American team
NOOOO
I NEED MORE AUDREY LEGS
I want a compilation with all those Mario music
HERE WE GO
OFF THE RIMS
>>380344292
I wanna see his Strikers outfit get in
>bye
no dont leave
so cute
>>380344342bimbo sonic
>Yoshi Switch is in playable state
Early 2018 confirmed
Kirby Switch playable too?
Post yfw you WILL be comfy in the forest in SM Odyssey before Christmas hits with snow starting to fall outside.
You will take a hearty sip of hot cocoa after posting on /v/ in Odyssey threads and turn back to your game before possessing a christmas tree and hopping around.
IT'S TIME
I can't believe Nintendo saved video games
>>380343841
rehash to the max
>>380343841
they fucking did that shit. they refrenced mario picorss
IT'S TIME
can anyone defeat the japs?
>>380343841
D E E P
E
E
P
So in the new Mario game you can take over enemies who'll get Mario's hat and moustache and then you can play as them. From the gameplay that I have seen it seems kinda overpowered, but interesting nonetheless. You can even take over non enemies like some props in the maps and the real looking humans from the city level.
Now I was wondering what the limit of this power is. If Mario can take over almost anything and anyone, then what could possibly stop him other than an alliance between the United States, Great Brittain and the Soviet Union?
Oh no, here we go.
>that americlap team
TEAM JAPAN IS GOING TO DECIMATE EVERYONE IN SPLATOON
>>380342446
This, I didn't even care this much about Galaxy.
This new Mario looks great.
>imagining Panneokek making videos of Odyssey when it comes out.
>>380343841
how the fuck do you guys make this so quickly
Mario Odyssey is looking fucking amazing
I haven't been hyped for Mario games in years so this is a nice surprise
>>380344302
>BotW toppled OoT
>Odyssey topples 64
And here I was thinking the Switch would be a flop.
NOGAMI-SAN!!!!!
japanese people and their face masks
>even the translator is dressed nicely
>>380344325
I really hope you're right, anon. 3D Mario is fine and all, but I greatly prefer 2D Mario and wish it would get the love it deserves. The NSMB games quickly lost their luster once the newness of them wore off.
splatoon 2 yawn
>Mr Nogame
>>380344397
why is she so smug?
THE MADMAN IS BACK
I LOVE SPLATOON
SPRATON
What made people say Mario is using UE4? The logo at the end of the video could be just for Rocket League.
I don't want to climb that tower more than once for the sake of completion. Why couldn't it have been over a more interesting landscape? The level started well enough, but then Mario got into the climb.
How long is this?
>>380344494
DEEPEST LORE
Neat, Splatoon time!
>>380344480
fuck no man, the japs rule at splatoon
>They invited the winners from that million yen Splatoon tournament last year
The japs will absolutely not lose.
>SPLATOON
>...
>...
>...
>no?
>>380344401
>only one fat person
nah
splautism
>>380344580
she knows she's best girl
>>380344196
>tfw idort
>tfw enjoy both Uncharted movie games and Nintendo shit
I've had a pretty solid E3 so far famalams
>>380344446
>Post yfw you WILL be comfy in the forest in SM Odyssey before Christmas hits with snow starting to fall outside.
What if
>The game reads your console's clock and makes the forest snowy in winter
crazy nips
This tournament will end with a smash 4 switch reveal with inklings
Hey look it's le autistic 2 man
>>380343841
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>all these cooing voices and pantyhose
I need some lesbian porn to get this boner out of my system
>>380344558
american people and their face fat
>>380344632
like 3 hours. its a tournament
FRESHHHHHHHHH
HE DID IT!
>>380344549
Pokemon Snap 2 when?
YOU'RE A KID NOW
>esports for autistic kids
This gonna be good
Still waiting for Octopath Traveler news
SPRAHTOON
which team are we cheering for?
>Think that the tournament will be lame
>They immediately continue the squid research lab bit
Team USA is gonna be a Cinderella
squid.gif
GOOD RUCK
this e3 fucking delivered
the only thing that disappointed me was no mh xx switch ver, but that's on me for assuming it was 100% coming
>>380344461
>cute references=rehash
kill yourself, mate
>>380344527
>parallel hats
>1/2 wagglin gimmicks
So is this shit worth watching?
LETS FUCKING GO!
>>380344527
he wont have any tools unless cemu expands to switch
GOODRUCK
GOOD RACK
FUCK WHY IS MY STREAM LAGGING SO MUCH
Nips really love their games
good rock
>>380343890
>tfw ZUN originally made Touhou so he could have a game to put his music in
GOOD RACK
Im getting at least 300$ in my next paycheck, but im very poor. I wont have any bills to pay till next month though.
Should I go for a Switch? If so, where can I get it cheapest?
>>380344537
this. for the longest time i thought that if a 3d mario wasn't exactly like sm64 it wasn't worth my time. this odyssey footage has won me over
>Now that the ink has settled...
>that THICC grill gamur
E-SPOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTSSSSS
>>380344829
Japs
Someone help, I can't stop listening to the new Mario song
>Splatoon
i sleep.
shit is so boring
Please tell me they nerfed sniper rifles. fuck the eliter
GOOD RACK
GOOD RACK
>>380344912
you'll be lucky to find one for retail price, i think
GOOD RACK
Why watch when you already know the japs will win?
That's a penis
AUSTRALIA IS GOING TO WIN MATE
Now that the ink has settled, is Splatoon the greatest game ever made?
>>380344829
USA obviously
>SQUIDS AND KIDS
>>380344853
They brought actual top tier teams that won regional qualifiers so yeah
sterling squid
What team am I supposed to support?
>that yellow girl
beyond thicc
buckle up
>>380344829
japs
>>380344880
they're a bunch of pedos
*Flapjack scream sound effect*
SQUIDS
AND
KIDS
>>380344912
not sure if you can even buy one right now, wait for the holidays and buy a bundle
Holy fuck that trophy.
SPOTTED CUTE LOLI
You can't fool me, that's a squid amiibo repainted silver.
>>380344446
Stop it anon.
Damn that's a neat looking Trophy
>>380344961
>>380344968
Beat me to the punch
>>380345016
>3 lankmonsters and a whale
TEAM DEADBEAT OR BUST
Trophy looks like a cock
Super Mario Odyssey is great, but thread lacking Audrey makes me sad.
>team deadbeat
kek
>Smitty
hnnng
>>380342454
>those legs
>>380344527
>he beats the final boss with 1/2 a joycon waggle
THE STERLINGS QUID
>>380344829
JUMPING JAPS
>best bro Eric
>>380344912
>where can I get it cheapest
never give money to scalpers ever, they're half the problem. Either my local game store will have one or I won't have one. I can wait, I've got school and a new job anyway.
>>380345045
Bubbie I miss k'nuckles
Splatoon has good liquid texture.
who are /our guys/?
STERLING SQUID
we splatting now
i don't like these people
TIME FOR ESPORTS
WHO HERE TEAM /RISING MOON/ AND TEAM /EU/?
POST YOUR SPLAT FACE
SPURTS
>Spray by spray
>Inkpert
Oh god
GET READY TO splaaat
>>380345064
sterling silver
INKSPURT
USA USA USA
>>380345172
The aussies
Nips will win tho
>>380345062
Post pics
there's a splatoon esports scene with actual teams?
Why is the left guys shirt censored?
>>380345172
Dynameu, clearly. Filthy gaijin will learn a lesson from this.
>>380343841
Holy shit
>that trophy
Go EU!
Or Australia, bless these idiots
I want to fuck that blond girl.
I'm just really really really happy we get to see Pauline again.
SMITTHY
>>380345045
>2 weeks
>>380345236
we will win inshallah
time for some eu vs na vs aussies shitposting
GOOD RACK DEADBEATS
is anyone playing splatoon for a living
I don't watch any tournaments, is this meant to be making fun of some other tournament? It seems too tongue-in-cheek to be a serious competition.
>>380345045
Oh shit it's Lucoa
how are there teams when the game has not been released yet?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>Tournament
I was interested in Splaton until this.
The commentary is already cancer
>>380345276
yes last prize pool was $100,000
the japs are going to destroy the competition aren't they
why does he wear the mask?
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE!
>europe countries so cucked they just show the EU flag
heh
>>380345043
>Japan is full of pedos
>Still less child abuse than "moral" nations like the USA
Lol?
Why does that nip wears the mask
>Inks your path
>>380345276
yes
>>380345276
Yes, it's niche but it's been consistently growing and Nintendo are showing support for the competitive scene. All of these teams won regional qualifiers to get here.
>2017
>not rooting for Deadbeat
>Forced esport for marketing
Is there anything after this or am I good to turn it off?
This is it anons. From this day on Splatoon is official esports.
>>380345276
This shouldn't be a surprise at this point.
NIPS ARE GOING TO FUCK 'EM UP AND RIP THEM MULTIPLE ASSHOLES AND CONTINUE TO FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES
Oh boy he's gonna get Ninja'd
>>380345389
Splatoon is very tongue in cheek in general
C'MON USA BROS, WE GOTTA WIN. IT'S ON OUR HOME TURF
>>380345421
Japanese cold
jeez don't mention the retarded voice chat
>>380345421
>OSHIETE OSHIETE
TIME FOR A REAL FUCKIGN GAME FINALLY
How come gooks always wear dust masks, anyway?
>Smitty has a soundcloud
>he makes trap
Holy shit
STRAYA
>>380345121
>Not "African American with Afro"
No.
I want to see more Mario.
>the name of the game is ink
>it's not about splatting the opponent
>game name is Splatoon 2
>SPLAToon 2
>>380345421
No one cared about him until he wore the mask
SPRAY AND PRAY
>>380345569
they don't want to catch american aids
that Eric Dude sucks
>>380345569
the japanese cold is more deadly than the japanese truck
kek these intros
>>380345467
>eats your path
>>380342124
YOU GOT A MOON
MODS TURN ON FLAGS FOR THIS
>>380345569
>wanting clean lungs
>bad
Dynamieu and Deadbeat are /our guys/
EUROPE MASTER RACE
SO-CALLED EUROPEANS
>>380345493
>Forced esport
>>380345569
to protect their frail immune systems against white people diseases
RISING MOON
"""""""""""""""Europeans"""""""""""""""""
>>380345569
Cities in Japan are densely-populated. Wearing the masks helps protect others if you have a cold, and it's a polite thing to do.
These nips are gonna fuck us up.
>france
GIVE UP
>you've lived long enough to see both these games topped in one (1) year
>so-called
>>380345421
Can't handle the smell
>So-called Europeans
Literally sub-human.
>so called yuropoors about to get stomped by the west coast
>so-called europeans
>"EUROPEANS"
>>380344829
Nips
""""""""""""""""""""""""EUROPEANS""""""""""""""""""""""""
SO CALLED """(((EUROPEANS)))"""
the europeans don't stand a chance do they
>SO CALLED "EUROPEANS"
>SHAPESHIFTERS
HOLY SHIT LIZARD PEOPLE
"""""""Europeans"""""""
who here /smitty/?
>>380345275
She appeared for a half second when they said kids.
>>380345421
>a million gross nerds in a tiny space to create the ultimate viral breeding grounds
why wouldn't you wear one
haHAA
>France
>nigger
How long until a truck hits em?
How long will this tournament last?
wow, fucking racists pieces of shit nintendo
Fucking mainstream media
>SO CALLED "EUROPEANS"
what did they mean by this?
FROGGIES
>so called europeans
we /pol/ now?
>So-called Europeans
UNHINGED MANIAC
>>380345760
nintendo did the most this year
>This Commentary
what was he thinking here
>Frogs
Cool story, Ninty
LITERALLY """"""""EUROPEANS""""""""
TOP KEK
Who else is ready for the /int/ bantz?
>a full team of meme
>Nintendo made the best most #bantzy announcer
I love it
>the whole tournament is america pissing on yurop
>>380345760
The one on the left is a hack of said game though.
>seaboy
kek
Holy fuck I love how Nintendo does esports.
he does it for free
>Europeans eat their controllers
wtf?? can any yurops explain??
Freaking Europeans.
>not eating your controller
>dominating children
>>380345865
HE'S MY BOY
This is racist as fuck. ""So called Europeans"" and then they had someone do voiceovers for them even though they all speak English
this is getting weird
>>380345569
Air in LA is filthy, especially to people from clean countries like Japan.
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
JUST GET TO THE FUCKING GAME
GOD I FUCKING HATE E3 THIS YEAR
We did?
>nintendo calling out the msm
oh humor, i do enjoy it
(((EUROPEANS)))
INKY IS /ourguy/
>SO CALLED "EUROPEANS"
uhhhhh....
>the bantz
>nobody's paying me
>>380344912
Never spend necessity money on shit you don't really need.
HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?
>>380345379
>been playing since launch
>tfw never joined a team because shy autismo
Maybe next time will be my time to shine.
>So called europeans
Even Nintendo knows the EU project is evil.
English/French/German/Italian/Polish ect not "European", ok?
4chan btfo
>Anonymous message boards
Inky is CUTE
>Already being okay with losing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Europe
>>380345928
/pol/ infiltrated Nintendo?
ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS....
>this announcer talking shit
it's so corny I love it
those aren't the words of a champion
This is some comfy esports. Not taking itself too seriously.
HOW MUCH
>this announcer
>>380345750
How come you don't see people in other densely-populated cities doing it? Just an Asian culture thing?
new thread when
Whould you call yourself a Splatoon pro in public?
>not storing your controller in the fridge before eating it
>Inkling race
ANONOYMOUS MESSAGEBOARDS
>>380345618
Shit, man.
In my language it is "afro-american".
Is it really so unholy so I should correct it or fuck it, let it be?
why are they treating europeans like this?
is it for the nips?
>>380346031
>hating this absolute kino
Jesus have we such an introduction for every team? No wonder this will take 3 hours.
JUST
I remember playing against Ceybau in European Splatfests.
>if we win we win, if we lose we lose
woah
>No asian in the team
they lost
ACTUALLY FUNNY NINTENDO COMMENTARY
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
>ANONYMOUS MEZSAGE BOARDS
THEYRE TALKING ABIUT US REDDIT
>Zoom on indian
>say DESIGNATED
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>380346059
the joke is they are inklings in disguise as humans you fucking mongoloid
>>380345724
Yes. Forced.
So have we designed Desailly as a charger fanatic? The announcer speaks truth always, yes?
Good on those guys for being good sports.
>only 400 hours
fucking casual
>ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS
>French
Well, we know who's going to lose first.
>>380346173
FUCK
EVIL
>>380346242
>>380346242
>>380346242
new bread
>these 30 year old pedophiles
Truly the Splatoon fan base.
what've they improved in 2?
>2017
>putting your controller in the fridge
>american "comedy"
Cringing hard right now
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
>Their reactions
My fucking sides
Was the dude who was narrating the video Kenny Omega? Swear it sounded like him.
>Nintendo calls out fake news and MSM
>Calls curry nigger "so called European"
/pol/ infiltration of Nintendo confirmed?
new thread
>>380346242
>>380346242
>>380346242
>>380346310
>Cringing hard right now
Genuflecting so hard right now
METUH
>>380344014
> everyone forgot about it
I WILL NEVER FORGET!
>>380346425
>Nintendo pulls this
>Sony sponsors pride parades
Well I guess I know which console I'm getting
>>380344961
>>380344968
>>380344994
Beat me to the punch
>>380346135
Yeah, pretty much. Japs are more considerate of each other.
this fucking roller range
>>380346664
Xbox One X?
japan stronk
>inkstant replay