How do you beat a Shokan IRL?
guns
>>380338171
Jumping heavy kick -> c. Heavy punch/uppercut spam
>>380338304
This.
We live in an age where we can kill people miles away
>>380338171
Be either Shao Kahn or Liu Kang.
Punch him in the balls.
If it's Sheeva, then try to convince her to let you suck her succulent tits and fulfill your childhood fantasy of fucking her.
12 Brock Lesnars vs 1 Shokan
Who wins?
>>380338171
nut cracker, obviously
funfact: in the MK movie, Goro is credited as being portrayed as himself.
>>380339278
Jackie Chan
>>380339791
Surprised that Johnny didn't crack his own nuts doing that split.