Pitch me the worst video game idea you can think of.

Just Dance Monster Hunter extravaganza

>>380336218

Okay okay, So you know Disney? You know final fantasy?

Boom, Combine them.

Parappa the Rapper: Trap Edition

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Penis Inspection Day: The Game

>>380336218
battleborn 2

>>380336218
the object of the game is to shit your pants

>Third person, cover based, post-apocalyptic shooter
>Always online
>Lootboxes (no crafting)
>Bioware tier romances
>Gamebryo engine
>Published by EA

>>380336218
Microsoft smash clone

>>380337417
/thread

open world multiplayer survival with crafting

Hear me the fuck out.

We make Nocturne, but your normal attacks damage is based on a actual sensor tied to a punching bag, you can only recruit female demons by actually succeeding at wooing a irl woman via a dating service you have to tie your game account to, male demons require you to help them move out shit, bailing them out of bars and making sure they dont drink enough to warsnt a liver transplant. Also, every time you get hit you grt shocked.

>>380336218
Getting to work: stuck in traffic Edition + overfilled public transportation DLC

>>380337001
what is this cuckold propaganda

>>380337417
You forgot open world

>>380336218
Resident Evil in the UK.

Use Spoons to defeat the undead because guns are banned.

>>380336218
A rhythm game based on brokencyde.

>>380337803

t. lil dic

>>380336218
Item fetch and collection missions only. All cut scenes unskippable and 30fps, all the time no matter what. Ubisoft could do it. $150 digital collector's edition

It's exactly like Dark Souls.

>>380337803

6.5" average

8.5" 75th percentile

lmaooooooooo

>>380336218
I don't know, when I heard Andromeda was going to have procedurally generated planets, it sounde like it could have been a contender

>>380336218
What if we made a dumbed down Xcom game with Minions and Mario?

>>380338197
you forgot escort missions

If you could somehow distill the experience of shitposting on /v/ into a playable videogame. Then add hats.

>>380336218
hentai game where u are hairy trans man and u lick the hairy pusy of another trans man

>>380336218
A game about you cleaning pools

>>380336218
A game where all the content is microtransactions

If you want access to the starting area you have to buy it

You're a plumber right and you have to kill an evil turtle that has taken over a kingdom full of fucking mushrooms!

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>>380336218
Call of Duty meets Vanquish, and you shoot USA soldiers.

>>380336218
A sequel to a popular action series but get this: this time the player character must care for his wife's son in a story driven narrative.

>>380336218
Make a game that's set in Detroit.
/thread

It's a QTE based action rpg with a diversified cast of all races (no whites except irish).
Locked at 30fps at 480p
Episodic adventure (14.99 per episode) branching story (no choices actually matter).
In depth karma system with two endings depending on how far you stray from the correct karma path (socialist, pacifist, no racism, no classism, no ableism, no sexism)
classes are all dlc except default standard balanced class.

Loot based action RPG where all the loot only has one of 5 different appearances. You only fight two types of enemies the entire game, and there's no bosses but there's Oblivion tier level scaling. Also its combat is land based but there's a lot of underwater segments in which you only have access to one basic attack.

It's open world, but the world is completely generated by a computer, no a single asset is placed by hand, our budget doesn't allow it. We will also outsource animations to Bioware. No voice acting, but there will be long enciclopedia like lore dumps during which you'll have no control of your character. Also it will have a PvP element using p2p connection and the netcode will be outsourced to India.

The project will be headed by Tim Schafer btw.

>>380336218
I dont think that guy is really a boss of anyone. Nobody would hire/ promote someone with that tie knot

Anthony Burch eroge VN.

You know you'd still play it.

VR game where you have to stare downward the entire time, with minimal or no use of your hands. It keeps fucking happening.

open world rouge-lite game based in africa.

objective: survive

>>380338949
>not wanting a respectable Robocop game

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>>380336218
give trashcans faces and make them move and talk
the game is about catching all the ubisoft releases player tries to throw at you and if you dont you´re fucking fired and game over

release for smartphones, steam and switch store
also the player who throws games at trashcan is black girl with huge tits

Dungeon crawler where you play during 9/11
you go from the top to the bottom of the tower.

you have to clear floors in a certain amount of time before the roof collapses.

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How about another open world babby's first quest generator "R"PG, but this time with, wait for it... PAID MODS. You know, make the goys pay extra for trying to fix the shit game they paid for in the first place, and...
Oh.
Right.
Fuck.

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We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies (diapers), and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground.

Very cheap to make, could theme it in a pub car park

oh yeah and heres another one, visual novel directed at A cuckold fetishists B furfags

>>380336678
This

>>380336218

Imagine Babies: Origins

>>380339629
>another
That takes effort.
How about we just slap paid mods on existing games?

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>>380336218
Truck driving game, 1:1 scale with reality, but all in a super low poly (like Y-Lands) and the protagonist is black woman who speaks in ebonics.

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>>380338557
>A game about you cleaning pools
they're making a game of this!??!!?!!

>>380337803
It's a meme meant to start arguments. /b/ has been doing this for a while

>>380336218
Ok so I got this idea for a distopian future right. Where your frozen for like 100 years plus and you had no idea it was going to happen.

Then when you wake up you find out your family is gone, wife dead, kid stolen. Then you find out the world is just utterly got to crap, like society just collapsed

"Oh so everyone went back to like tribes and stuff"
No everyone still kinda had the same idea of society just they never rebuilt, like all the tech is there. It they just live jn shitty collapsed buildings and never rebuilt.

So you go out looking for your son right, and eventually you find this robot, but he's not really a robot he's like this private investigator guy.
"But civilization collapsed"
No no it's cool because he's a robot. And so he helps you find your kid and it turns out this super advanced group of scientists are being led by him.
" but you said no one is rebuilding or making stuff"
Yeah but these guys hid underground and advanced way beyond what tech once was.
"Well they are trying to help the people up top yeah?"
Sort of instead of making useful tech they just replace them with robots.

"..."
Wait wait it gets better, so this other group of guys, they are the good guys they come into the picture with these awesome combat suit and are there like these helicopters and they have laser guns and they are there to stop to scientists from replacing everyone!
"Oh cool!! So they are gonna go in there and take all that tech and use it to help the people up top! This is a great idea!!!"

No no, you end up nuking the scientists!

"....get out of my office."

Did I mention that you have a dog companion that fallows you around and you can build houses and settlements for people because apparently only you know how to pick up a hammer?

"A dog you say? You have a deal.

>>380339314
Robocop not being a playable character in Detroit is the main reason I stayed away.

>>380340407
>18+

TOO HOT FOR AN R RATING!

>>380337001
>measuring from the pubic bone

If anything, this chart has given me hope

No female would be smart enough or willing enough to put a meme image like this together so i hope it is okay anyway

Halo 5: Guardians

>>380338949
The heavy rain/ beyond two souls people are making a game called Detroit: Become Human as a matter of fact

>>380339669
>literally just sumo wrestling

>>380337001
Could be fun if it's something like paper's please.

MC is black
story is tumblr fanfic tier
shit gamplay

woops that's pretty much every AAA games this year.

dear esther it's a walking simulator

Its a sequel/prequel to an existing IP, only we completely miss the point of the original IP, piss all over what has already been established and turn the fanbase from diehard basement dwellers into funky pop buying le nerdy redditors.

>>380337883
>>380337417

And "procedurally generated".

>>380339520
THIGG

>>380340409
>/b/
I keep forgetting this board and its inhabitants still exist

THE DARK EVIL SOUL MONSTER WITHIN: A Windows Store exclusive

An open-world, third person 3D platformer with a unique control scheme*. A re-imagined North America with a 100% Pacific Islander racial make-up is put in danger when Mak'qan'quan'wye'tee'e'eh, an alien from deep in the Indian Ocean, emerges and threatens to destroy the entire continent. Play as Wormy, a talking dog with an attitude, as you jump, hop, leap, bound, vault, and spring from platform to platform across an actual-size North American continent. Fun DLCs will bring elements of crafting and basebuilding into the picture to, to give you the full world-saving experience.


*W is jump and space is forward

>>380339789
Why not cuckold furfags? From what I've seen, those two groups are the most wealthy of degenerates.

You get a bunch of really good artists and musicians and voice actors to make a VN, but it has a completely uninteresting plot and the only porn is scat.

dark souls but with a sassy black woman

>>380343721
>we wuz chosen undead an sheeit

>>380336218
Persona except no waifus

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>>380336218
No Man's Sky 2
Co-developed by the people that made Spore

>>380343721
>protag in outrageous outfits that clash with setting
>soul music remakes on themes
>exaggeratedly dynamic entries and finishes

So Bayonetta.

>>380336218
i can't decide on food fight: the video game or emoji movie: the video game

>>380336218
Metal Gear Solid, but no stealth.

>>380337159
boy do i have news for you
http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants
although my point is likely moot, since the game revolves around NOT shitting your pants.

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>>380338806
>shooting US soldiers is forbidden and evil
>shooting soldiers of any other nation is fun

you crybabys are just pathethic

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>>380336218
Okay, so its like, an open world game right, but we're still going to have a story too, so players can't go too crazy. Its okay though because it'll be really cinematic and shit. Now stay with me, not only is it open world, but its post apocalyptic, so everything is destroyed and shit.
You can also pick up stuff to craft new stuff in menus and shit, but here's the kicker for this
Get ready
There are mother-fucking zombies
thats right, zombies, all over the place

>>380336218

/v/ simulator.

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>>380336218
Journey to the West, but the Monkey King is a foul-mouthed chav.

>>380336218
so get this, we revive one of our old games that ended in a cliffhanger by making a sequel that's actually a persistent online prequel to it
we also drop the original characters in favor of an afro wearing black woman and a hobo monkey that swears a lot and looks like it smokes crack cocain, because we need to impress the millenials that don't buy our games but tweet about them

hey, it worked for DmC

>>380337763
This is actually a mobile game. I have it on my phone but I have never played it.

Everything presented at Bethesda and Microsoft's conference.

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every game needs a dull token black woman in it
well only if it's a main spot

Open world survival crafting game with procedurally generated terrain and randomly placed platforming towers that reveal pieces of the map. Enemies are zombies. Sci-fi setting, everything glows like Dead Space or Destiny.