Nintendo at E3

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>be me
>Nintendo
>Sony and Microsoft are always bullying me
>hatch a plan to appear weak
>do this for years
>Wii and WiiU pale in comparison to Xbox and Playstation.
>suddenly Sony and Microsoft are out of ideas
>thetimeisnow.jpg
>I rise from my slumber and strike them with the might of an age long ago
>they have gloated in the past of being stronger
>no more
>in one swift motion, I destroy them both with one simple number
>4
>with a video 1/4th the size of microsofts I cleanly decimated their shows.
>itsnotthesizeitshowyouuseit.png
>sleeping fans of my ages long ago awoke and cried out in unison
>4
>the fourth Reich rises
>under my rule
>Sony and Microsoft can no longer stop me
>Ten years of waiting for my resurrection
>The time has come