Devolver

>>380322193
OP IS A FAGGOT!
LINK DOESN'T WORK!

>>380322193
Devolver is the most SJW developer, their Edgy press con won't change that.

>our throwing money at the screen system also takes arms
Hmmmmm...

>>380322347
>>380322193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPT9hyPANs

>>380322436
Sadly, this.

who the fuck is Dave Lang?

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>>380322436
>devolver
>a dev
what?

>>380322910
you know what I mean, faggot.

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>>380323101

White people creep me out

>>380322193
>joke about just remaking HM again
>first game is a cyberpunk HM clone
bravo

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>>380322193

>very very very very very
Heathers reference?

We need to watch Another Wolfcop together

>>380324264
>i have got a lot to show you
delivered
>much of which will blow your mind up
delivered
>some of which will frighten your extended family a little
delivered
>a small amount of which will get some of you arrested possibly even slightly aroused
delivered?

>>380322193
>Americans in charge of giving a press conference

it was good but it's a pity they only had garbage games to show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGWL1BzfzE

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>>380322193
From the publishers that tried to shill the shit out of that retro shovelware, Strafe, on /v/

>>380325789
Ruiner looks pretty cool. Was there even anything else?

>>380326305
serious sam thing.
and then a bunch shoved into the scenes for any bit that had a game on a screen or for footage in the insanity sequence.

So who the hell greenlighted this?

Conference was pretty funny satire but their games aren't that good.

>>380327285
Red hot dolla dolla bills obviously

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HAHAHHA YEAH GO REVOLVER

BECAUSE E3 SHOULDNT BE ABOUT GAMES BUT ABOUT CRINGY EDGY JOKES AND A LOT OF SHOUTING HAHAHA

Honestly, the only thing that redeems Devolver is that they publish a lot of good games. Everything about their PR is cringy as fuck.

>>380323107
No, I don't. They don't develop anything. What about them is SJW anyway? They published Hotline Miami for fucks sake.

>>380327597
>thinking E3 is about the games, or even about gamers.
It's for investors and shareholders. E3 has nothing to do with you, and nothing to do with people who play games. Devolver is ironically the closest to getting through to people who play video games by taking the piss out of the entire event for what it is.

>>380322193
>literal shots fired
Now that would have been interesting.

>>380327597
>BECAUSE E3 SHOULDNT BE ABOUT GAMES
E3 has never been about games.

>devolver press conference shits on the e3
>/v/ is mad because they aren't the shitters anymore
at this point this place is worse than reddit

>>380327597
E3 should be about games, and Devolver made a show taking the piss out of how the conferences for years have only barely been about games.
In a surprising and ill-timed twist, aside from EA, every conference this year ended up just being about games.

>>380327597
pick who you are....
>press who got called out for being shit
>games industry who got called out for being greedy manipulative cunts
>enabler userbase who got called out for allowing the previous 2 to continue existing
>entitled userbase who got called out for being shitters who think their opinions are the most important shit in the universe and are not willing to cede an inch to a developer's vision

>>380328576
The last category should be euthanized

>>380327597


E3 is, was and always will be shit. The only reason to watch it is for the cringe and shitposting on /v/. This was the first time I was pleasantly surprised and entertained by someone literally slapping all the others across the face, made the fact that Bethesda absolutely shat itself so much better.

If you genuinely watch E3 for games I am so sorry for your shit taste anon, you should leave this board right now and never come back.

>>380323182
I'd drink her menstrual blood

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>look up Ruiner
>Susumu Hirasawa contributing to the soundtrack
Huh.

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>>380322572
What's this one?

>>380326269
bought this recently. it's not great. i wouldn't have such regret if it was under $10

>>380329542
Absolver

>>380328376
>>380327862
>>380328556
> Devolver made a show taking the piss out of how the conferences for years have only barely been about games.
Fair enough. Devolver's was probably the best conference, but I don't care about any of those anyway.
>>380328834
I don't care about most games, but there are always a handful of good announcements like Metroid Prime 4 or Wolfenstein II.

I am also pissed of about Serious Sam 4 not getting announced.

I also definitely have better taste in game than most of this board, not that that means much.
> The only reason to watch it is for the cringe and shitposting on /v/.
I dont care much about this either

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>>380327597
>I have no idea what satire is: the post
The fact that you disliked Devolver's while probably laughing your ass off at all of the forced banter, wannabe MLG casting, and """humor""" says enough, faggot.

>>380327597
>vomits on keyboard
>smug

>>380327597
Speaking of cringy shouting..

>>380329986
You simply do not get it do you? If you just want to see the announcements, you can simply look them up on the internet directly, instead of watching all the fluff around it.
>I also definitely have better taste in game than most of this board, not that that means much.
You are right, nobody cares. I even feel stupid for replying to you, enjoy this (You) while it lasts

>>380322852

Founder of Iron Galaxy and frequent Giantbomb guest

>>380322857
They know

>>380330909
> You simply do not get it do you? If you just want to see the announcements, you can simply look them up on the internet directly, instead of watching all the fluff around it.

This is exactly what I do.

I mean, that is what E3 is to me and I am okay with it.

>>380331076
but why was he referenced?

>>380322852
https://youtu.be/GCFGDSqk3A8
34:20

>>380322852
A man who died as he lived, playing Windjammers.

>>380322193
MORE LIKE REVOLVER HUH?

>>380331621

He is not like 99% of CEOs in the industry.
https://twitter.com/josephjbroni/status/839576158681370625?lang=en

the whole 10 hours after that were a real roller coaster of emotions

>>380332034

Dr. Cube was the only part to outright bore me, but at least he would always cut to Kaiju Big Battle

>>380327862
>It's for investors and shareholders.
Was for investors and shareholders only, now it's for them + the consumers but yeah the communication is a mess.

>>380331712
>>380331936
i dont understand why Devolver killed him though.
or why he only got a smattering of applause.
is it because he's an indie failure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0nyMD830tc

>>380333606
>i dont understand why Devolver killed him though.
They didn't, they were just make a joke at his expense

>or why he only got a smattering of applause.
Because the audience wasn't real

>>380333817
are you for real right now?

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Mahria is qt. QT.

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>>380323403
nice

>>380334439
>Mahria Zook

Such a Pynchonesque name

>>380322193
wait a sec. Devolver is a REAL company?

>>380334439
Is she available for hire?
I can pay her decent wage just to be around me.

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>tfw my toaster won't be able to handle ruiner

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>>380328884
are you brazilian?

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>>380323616
we're coming for you

>I'll never cuddle with Mahria and watch 80's horror films.

Why even go on?

>>380335797
SCUM looks kinda fun.
I expect for great things.

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>>380335659
This shit is not ok

>>380335659
...it was just a figure of speech, goddamn...

>>380335797
geez