Did we really need another 'rescue the princess' narrative?

>>380317546
Yes, it works. Don't be late to your antifa rally.

>>380317546
>expecting nips to ever listen and comply to western gender politics bullshit
No matter how much you bitch, since they aren't the target market, why pander?

The plot twist in the game is that you're not rescuing princess peach

you're rescuing bowser from the imprisonment of marriage

>>380317546
Yes, because you didn't buy super princess peach

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It's not even an original concept either. I suppose we can give Nintendo the benefit of the doubt, maybe saving Peach will happen very early on in the game and after that she'll become a strong supporting character.

>>380317546
Yes, definitely

>>380317546
They did, thats why there is Metroid

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>>380317546
>we need a deep, innovative, immersive adventure that dives into mario's psychology as a human in a world that has no logic or consistency and his eventual fall into insanity

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>>380317546
>Archetypal hero's quest
>Fight the dragon
>Get the gold
>Save the princess

>>380317837
7/10 anon!

Back to NeoGAF

>>380317837
Hopefully someday Bowser would actually realise who was worried about him all this time and who he could trust.

>What is samus
We just got an game for this independent female figher

>>380318168
I guess we should bring back smoking on public transportation and asbestos in housing too huh?

women don't care about that, op.

>>380318640
>Some things in the past were bad
>Therefore all things from the past are bad

I fucking hate progressives.

>>380318640
Gets some exercise, your low T levels are showing.

>>380317546
Do we really need to care what the story of a mario game? It's like being upset a Micheal Bay's film's plot doesn't make sense. You're not there for the story.

Peach gets to wear a cute wedding dress, and that's basically all that matters.

>>380318151
This image is unsettling as fuck

>>380318640
>I guess we should bring back smoking on public transportation and asbestos in housing too huh?
Only if you think fatphobia is real.

>>380317546
if you want a good story just read a book not a game

>>380317546
>>>/NeoFAG/

>>380319030
Congratulations, you missed the joke.

>>380317546
You come up with a new story.

>>380317546
Sure, why not?

>>380318860
>implying low T is a bad thing
I lowered my testosterone on purpose desu

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>>380317546
Yes. Damsel in distress scenarios will always work as long as boys and men exist. It's just the best.

>>380317546
They continue to do it because abstaining to do so would be an admittance to guilt and they've done nothing wrong by executing that formatting. Their choices weren't originally influenced by political ideas, but a creative design that interpreted an aged overweight man with a job considered low class in society saving someone of royalty and putting in hard work to gain the love of someone who would have no interest in him otherwise.

>>380317546
The theme is kinda fresh and new at least. I'm fine with it.

>>380317837
*upvotes*

>>380317692
fpbp

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That's what a man does. Even when the whole world is against him, thanklessly, he does his job.

>>380321881
But Mario barely does ANY Plumbing and he barely touches Medical cases despite his Doctorate.

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So you bought this game, right OP?