I want to marry Princess Peach!!!

>>380313612
I find it rather creepy the frequency she gets kidnapped by Bowser whose son calls Peach mama.

I'm not saying Bowser isn't the problem, but that doesn't answer why Mario and Bowser play tennis on the weekends.

>>380313612
Oh Anon, she doesn't even know you're alive.

>>380314010
it only happened once
Mario just always retells the story differently

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>>380313612
Is it me or does the head seem way too big, even for a Mario character?

>>380314010
>whose son calls Peach mama.
You know how hard it is for a man to win full custody these days? He's just trying to get her highnes to pay her child support, shit!

>>380313612
Can't wait for all the Peach bride porn.

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>>380314378
It's because of the lack of her poofy dress shoulders.

>>380313612
Too bad, I just married her!

hot glue when

>>380313612
>When she explains how big your dick is to the bridesmaid

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This is now a bara HUSBANDO thread

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>>380314010
bowser told him she's his mother to get him motivated but bowser fags will deny this because they think he's a good dad.

Bowser and Peach were always the power couple.