Samus appreciation thread

>>380313536
her big fluffy hair

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>>380313536

I wonder what her shithole smells like haha

BIG

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I'm appropriating this thread in the name of the Space Pirates.

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>>380315337

>>380314797
You think she feels embarrassed smelling so bad after wearing her suit all day? Haha

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>>380315563

>>380313536
She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man for the most part

She's a submissive housewife who will give me as many babies as I want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt240QQsmDw&feature=youtu.be

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she's very /fa/.

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>>380313536
Nothing. She has zero redeeming qualities and only exists to make life more miserable for hard working spacefolk.

>>380313536
her feminine dick

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>>380316583
should have posted this one instead

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>>380313536
She's /fit/

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>Prime 4 somehow involves Phazon

>>380314256
nice pirates

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>not Dark Samus

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This is the summer of Samus.

>>380317242
I want samus to brap on my dick

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>>380318362

>tubeposting is back
This is the true victory of e3

>>380318517
But Anon, she might not be able to hold it back, and end up making a big mess in her tight latex bikini.

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>>380313536
her body

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>>380318729
DELICIOUS CANDY!

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zero suit faggots deserve death

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>>380318729
We'll have fresh material to work with once Prime 4 comes out.

>>380319019
Can't wait to modify it and make it better

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>>380318247

>>380319210
This, the armor is sexy as Fuck and ni armot Samus is just another blonde in a skin tight suit, yaaaawn.

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>>380313536
She's very genki!!!!

>>380319435
Her bikini and her leotard are amazing though

/v/ TOLD ME THE 3DS WAS DEAD

WHY ARE THEY STILL MAKING GAMES FOR IT?

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>>380319649
This.

If you want good Samus pics, look up crap-man. You wont regret it on someplace like sankaku

>>380314797
Brand new, since it's been remodeled

>>380320325
>>380318625
>no Metroid "Life's a beach" expansion

>>380320349
So does she still need to wear diapers?

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>>380313536

>>380313536
I like how she's someone that isn't afraid to blast some fuckers apart that are willing to take a hostage.

I like how she is confident in herself and flaunts it constantly. She carries herself with power and grace.

I like how while the Power Suit was made for using it's arm cannon as it's main weapon, she's not afraid to use her Super Human strength that is further enhanced by her suit to fucking sling her opponents around. Space Pirates never had a chance, it's the greatest and strongest bounty hunter in the Galaxy coming to rearrange your face.

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Does Samus have her tubes tied?

>>380320961
Angry Joseph, your femdom fetish is an embarrassment

>>380320961
None of this is canon anymore, Samus is a good scared housewife now

>>380319210
varia suit > zero suit

>>380321271
No, she's strong! She's a big strong musclebimbo!

>>380321201
No, seriously, who? Youtuber in love with Samus or something?

>>380320349
Finally found Samus's tube

>>380321428
yputuber in love with every single violent or angry-looking woman.

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>>380321271
You just watch nigger, Prime 4 is gonna salvage her character so good Sakamoto will NEVER be able to tarnish it.

>>380313536
She gets the fuck to work and takes care of business without running her mouth.
And she's sexy.

>>380319726
It's too easy for shit devs to develop for. Developing for the Switch would mean that they would need to make a lot of new assets. This game was also probably in the works for quite a while, since they were really keen on putting up Metroid 2 on the VC some years ago.

I'll be real disappointed if prime 4 isn't set after fusion tbqh

>>380322000
Because of the dog shit taste of common plebeians

>>380321549

god that thing is huge

>>380322000
Because Nintendo, unfortunately. All art and assets of her for the last decade have been really short and skinny with no muscle definition. Fusion was literally the last time she had any kind of /fit/ body.

>>380314176
This

>>380322116
It's not, it's going to be set before Metroid 2 and tie up the loose ends that Prime 3 and Federation Force left. Enemy is Sylux with a Baby Metroid.

>>380313536
https://youtu.be/4bOBVphJsYE

>>380319360
i dont understand. what did you say?

Isn't it uncomfortable for Samus to constantly have her bikini bottom yanked so high upon her hips?

It's like she's got a permanent wedgie.

>>380320757
Yes, also be careful not to startle her. She has a weak bladder.

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>>380322781
>Samus
>permanent wedgie

>>380322774
she's in need of a good remodeling

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Prediction time!
Will there be phazon?
Will Ridley make an appearance?
Will the soundtrack be as good as the other primes?
Will they try to characterize Samus again?

Can I get a quick rundown on tube-posting?

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Samus!

>>380323330

faggot retard

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>>380323165
If she talks I'm gonna mail myself to Nintendo so I can strangle Sakamoto.

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>>380323495

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>>380323495
Big Princess Samus!

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>>380323495
Samus!

>>380323330
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

>>380323734

cute

>>380323330
I got you senpai

>tubes are an alien race
>they have taken over the space pirates
>700 years old
>Rumored to have psychic powers
>in bed with the galactic federation
>Typical used to remodel shitholes

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>>380313536
SHE'S THICC AS FUCK
AS FUUUUUUCK

>>380324130
foreverially remodeled samus fully modified and loving it literally a machine

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>>380324130
TWO GAMES
TWO

>>380322812
good thing she doesn't afraid of anything then

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>>380324130
THICCER

>>380324379
double the bubble

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>>380319210
But the suit can't feel

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>>380324130
I'd accept her bird aids at any size.

>>380322000
>>380322232

>>380316474
They remind me of the rat creatures from bone

>>380323679
Why is she holding her stomach?

>>380325665
She's preggers

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>>380325526

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>>380324594
More Samus being stuck

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>>380325665
It's a women thing I think.

Must be something to do with the ability to produce offspring.

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someone post feather pubes plz

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>>380313536
her smile

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>>380324523

>>380325985
:3

>>380319210
agreed, sexualizing Samus was un-ironically the thing that killed the series

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>>380324345
Oh boy

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>>380317739
>>380318247

>Dark Samus somehow survived
>We knock off her suit and see her completely evolved
>She's a black chick with a afro

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>>380326098
>never saw bikini samus on the NES

underage

>>380326159
wtf

>>380326576
>her

>>380326424
Metroid came out in 1986. Even if I was born that year I still would be older than the average 4chan user. The bikini was a mistake. The Zero suit was an even bigger mistake.

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>>380326098
>>380327218
>series was born dead

then get out of this thread and let us enjoy things as they are at the moment: perfect

or rather, almost perfect, since Retro is not the one making Prime 4

>>380327825
>since Retro is not the one making Prime 4

wait, they're not? shit

who is, then?

>>380327825
Where did I say the series was born dead?
Just because a series makes a mistake doesn't mean that it is irredeemable. If you were a real fan you would see the series for its flaws and hope for better games.

>>380328007
probably some Nintendo team with no name

I'm worried about the portable one though, it's being made by Mercurysteam

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>>380328324
> sexualizing Samus was un-ironically the thing that killed the series

>she was sexualized in the first game

series dead in the first game, now get the fuck out

>If you were a real fan you would see the series for its flaws and hope for better games.
I've enjoyed the 3 prime games, Super, ZM, Fusion and AM2R, and also enjoyed Samus booty, and now the series is returning to what it should be

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>>380328007

>>380313536
>hot as fuck
>blows up planets
>makes genocide look heroic
>easily in the top ten strongest video game protagonists at her most powerful, capable of supersonic speeds and slapping niggers with black holes
>almost all of her games are stunningly beautiful
>one of the last 80's heroes to be generally unspoiled if you ignore other m
>badass arsenal and even more badass armor
>in addition to being the ultimate warrior she is a biologist, archaeologist, and engineer who designs her own ships

There is no female protagonist better than Samus. You know it to be true.

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I want a fucking Space Pirate game so bad. It's never going to happen, it's as likely as a DK spinoff starring the Kremlings, or a Mario spinoff starring the Koopa Troop, but still I hope.

the sexualization of samus whould have stayed minimal if it werent for zerosuit in smashbros (and other m, but that came later)

>>380319210
>>380319435
Oh boy these fucks are here to ruin the thread.

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ZSSfags should be put to death. 90% of the garbage they post doesn't even vaguely resemble her, it's just some slutty nondescript blonde.

>>380328760
>and now the series is returning to what it should be

So we agree then, good.

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>>380318247
>not SA-X chasing you in first person Amnesia-style

>>380330226
NOPE

>>380327825
how many pushups can diortroid do?

>>380330142
are you saying there won't be samus in skintight clothing in these new games? prepare yourself, you know we'll get fanservice like always

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>>380330317
Space Pirates base building spinoff WHEN

>>380330317
nice breast

>>380330361
TUUUUUUUUUmany

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>>380330226
about that.....
*Runs*

>>380322770
underrated post

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>>380330621
>unholy fusion of Dwarf Fortress, Terraria, and X-COM starring the Space Pirates
>tasked with establishing a thriving outpost on some shitty little backwater world
>initial difficulty depends on how harsh the environment is (if there's shit like frequent meteor showers or acid rain), how hostile the native flora and fauna are (if the planet even supports an ecology), and whether or not there is an existing sentient civilization onworld, who could be allies of the GF
>scrape through rock and soil, clear out toxic alien fungal forests, establish aquatic bases in the depths of alien seas
>existing civs may come into conflict with you as you expand your base and may call in the GF, otherwise the GF will eventually find you on their own after scanning for Pirate activity
>have to beat off waves and waves of GF marines with your crazy souped up troops and mutant animals
>eventually the GF brings in Bounty Hunters
>finally they call Samus down on your ass
>can't kill her - can either impede her progress until she decides some other Pirate colony that's doing worse shit deserves her attention more than you, or inflict enough damage to make her retreat (waiting for her to leave will result in a good amount of shit destroyed, but only occasional visits with light weapons - attacking her will result in an unpredictable string of raids with an ever increasing arsenal, ramping up the collateral damage with each attack unless you can keep forcing her away)
>can eventually build shield generators to protect your base from the GF and anti-orbital guns to kill them before they land, but Bounty Hunters will always sneak in undetected
>have to strike a balance between how large your base is and how efficient it is at producing shit - High Command expects you to meet a quota, but the more facilities your base has the more troops the GF will send against you, and the more damage Samus will inflict upon each subsequent visit, and she'll take longer and longer to leave

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>>380330441
I really hope we don't get fan service. Waifu culture doesn't have to be in every game or does it?

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>>380331242
>in periods of down time you still have to watch out for native wildlife trying to tunnel into your complexes to eat your crops and personnel
>other Pirate factions will sometimes offer you help, or they may try and fight you for High Command's favor - triggering a fight with them while you're being attacked by Samus could get her to target them instead
>can occasionally call in Pirate enforcers like Ridley, Kraid, or Weavel to help beat back the GF, maybe even forcing Samus to retreat before she wrecks your shit
>equipping and housing a proper Science Team can allow you to gain access to powerul bonuses as well as crazy upgrades and special abilities that disregard morality and safe science
>the Chozo sprinkled their shit all across the universe - recovering and researching the race's random relics will lead to mastery of technologies like the Screw Attack and Morph Ball
>can establish alliances with fellow "bad guy" civs like the Kriken Empire from Prime Hunters or the corrupt elements of the GF as seen in Fusion (doing favors for the latter, such as breeding Metroids, will result in decreased attention from the GF military and Samus, but not from independent Hunters going after you for private contracts)
>you can never truly win, only last as long as possible until your base is wrecked or High Command decommissions you for poor performance, leading to the vicious cycle repeating all over again on a new procedurally generated world

>special campaign scenarios based upon memorable operations in the franchise (Phazon Crisis and civil war against Dark Samus' brainwashed Pirate army, unleashing cloned Metroids upon the galaxy, constructing the famous Zebes base)
>different Pirate races get unique bonuses and units (Zebesians, Kihunters, Prime 1 lizardmen, Prime 2 crabmen, Prime 3 eels in suits)

>>380331370
>Japanese game
>not having Japanese culture in it

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>>380331370
what's the matter with a good game having fanservice?

>>380331242
>Tallon IV has exclusive phazon mechanics
>Aether has exclusive light/dark dimensions mechanics
>counter-op mode with a friend getting through your base for the Feds

>>380313536
Great personality.

>>380313536
>Tell everyone what you like about Samus Aran
her remodeled shithole

>>380319648
wtf this isn't tubes

>>380329821
Please kill yourself.

someone post how could the giant eye not work one please.

>>380332060
Because it cheapens a character and makes them little more than fap bait. I guess theoretically if a game could make fanservice that made sense in the context of the story and didn't feel like pandering to people it might be alright. I have yet to see any examples of that however.
>>380331802
Yeah and they better put a tea ceremony section in the game too, oh and kabuki theater.

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>>380332814
>Because it cheapens a character and makes them little more than fap bait.
NOBODY plays Metroid because of Samus' deep and well developed character. The most character we've had from her is Other M, which anyone sane tries to forget/ignore, and Fusion, which was kinda cool, but still very plain.

>>380313536
REMODELING HER ASSHOLE

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>>380332803

The thing I like most about Samus is that she is a sexy bimbo

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>>380332724
>assmad ZSSfag

>>380333685
Thanks. I lost my HDD and all my tubes pictures, that one was always my favorite.

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>TUBES hijack
I love you guys

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>>380322060
>464x290

Dead game series, enjoy federation force 2 and never getting another metroid games again

>>380334156
>he doesn't know we got TWO new games.

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>>380334156

>>380321271
Other M didn't treat the Prime games as canon, 4 can do the same to it.

>>380333462
Other M was shit because it turned a character that was independent and added a support cast of shitty characters while restricting Samus' abilities because Adam said so. For me at least Metroid is about feeling alone on a hostile world all while overcoming impossible odds. Even though Samus is not as well developed as protagonists from more story heavy games, people felt Other M was shit because the Samus in it was not the Samus people grew to love.

>>380334521
flying pirates were so fun to shoot down

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>>380325665

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>>380334089
>>380334262
OOOOOH

2D Metroid set after Fusion when?

>>380313536
I like her games

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>>380334801

>>380318195
this one is pretty good

>>380333462
That doesn't mean I want to see every thread spammed to shit by autistic waifufags reposting the same shit art all the time. If I want to discuss Metroid is sure as shit don't want to have to share a thread with someone saying how much they want Samus to fart on their face or ERP or something.

>>380334920
Captain Ridley said to bring those tubes intact and unspoiled

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>>380329821
>some slutty nondescript blonde
So Samus then.

>>380336156
how do space pirates science?

>>380334902

alien babby?

>>380336394
nah, just BLACKED

>>380336946

fug

>>380334902
will she love the baby like the metroid loved her or will she get a space abortion?

>>380336274
Anything can be science if you want it to be. I mean, cryptozoology is a real field of science.

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>>380335189
> every thread spammed to shit by autistic waifufags reposting the same shit art all the time.

>implying that'll stop the ZSS/Justin Bailey posters
>implying free bumps are a bad thing

> If I want to discuss Metroid is sure as shit don't want to have to share a thread with someone saying how much they want Samus to fart on their face or ERP or something.

what
if
WHAT
IF
you kept discussing Metroid while the waifufag bumps the thread for free?

>>380334572
true, they shouldn't ever have gone there, it's never been the focus of Metroid

I like Crap-man's Samus porn. She's raping aliens all day.

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It's a TUUUUUBES thread!

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>>380314256
>tfw FF made the remodelling shithole canon

>>380318362
my boner hurts

>>380318517
>brap
Here, go away now
>>>/wsg/1726117

>>380316474
im gonna play some edf :D

>>380313536
the porn

>>380338923
really?

>>380331242
Sounds similar to evil genius. Especially the bit about only being able to impede Samus.

Fund it.

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>>380338923

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>>380318362
Why isn't there any Samus cosplay JAVs.
With gyarus

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Why don't you have a cute Space Pirate wife?

She loves making Phazon pancakes in the morning for you.

>>380334902
Will you take responsibility, /v/?

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I'm upset that this wasn't a complete slutty Samus thread
But extremely happy we're fucking with tubes again

>>380339289
>3DPD

EA OUTDATED
SONY OVERRATED
BETHESDA DEFLATED
METROID ACTIVATED

>>380339613
How would womenlettes without long, powerful legs even cosplay her? She's a fucking amazon.

>>380339441
Given how they made giant Samus canon, I can see that being true.

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>>380339786
We can combine them and have slutty Space Pirates instead.

>>380317242
unf

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>>380340205

>>380336394
Maybe alien babby or maybe it's just yours

>>380326098
>>380326098

She was sexualized since the first game

>come for the hunter
>stay for the tubes

I love you all.

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Samus you gotta get off that couch now!

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>>380339972
Anything is possible

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>>380339652
Yes and I will take responsibility many times

>>380314256
>we never got the Futa!SamusxSamus sequel
Existence is pain.

>>380341982
Did she poop in the tub?

Are Prime-fags the most insufferable fanbase in all of gaming?

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>>380342404
No

>>380342553
Not even a little bit are you mad?

>>380342553
2D purists and Prime elitists are as bad as each other.
Metroid fans are cool.

>>380334089
>>380334262
>you'll never be remodeled

>>380341982
Sauce?

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>>380342553
If you honestly think that then you're absolutely fucking braindead

>>380328330
Wait what.
Did Nintendo buy Mercurysteam.

>>380342553
after all the bitter 2dfags went berserk right before the second game got announced?

Yeah nah

>>380342553
You're getting your 2D game, why are you still such a whiny cunt?

>>380341936
She can stay there a bit longer.

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>>380344378
Oh, are we getting back to Samus posting?

>>380342995

Just comes to show the big gulf between Prime faggots and Metroid fans

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>>380343283
Mizuno Asahi

>>380313536
She could beat the shit out of me, has a cool power suit, and is a fucking bird alien human DNA hybrid abomination.
Also my main in Smash since the first one.

>>380344378
What does a remodeled shithole feel like?

>>380344612

There is none. The majority of Metroid fans love both. On either side, there are shitposters.

>>380341936
I want to stuff Samus's face with fattening foods!

>almost no futa samus art/doujins
why even go on

>>380344612
>t. Sakamoto
You're a dumb nigger if you think actual Metroid fans hate Prime. The Prime trilogy did a better job of interpreting the feel of the series in 3D than a game made by the actual Jap devs.

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>>380313536
If they want this new metro I’d to sell they need to make her sexy af and give her a lewd costume, it’s what all the companies are doing now. Overwatch,street fighter, tekken, don’t disappoint me Nintendo

god japanese porn actresses suck at their job

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>>380334902
Did she get pregnant(anal)?

>>380345681
I want to get pregnant (anal).

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>>380345681
How does this work?

>>380346176
The ejaculate runs from the anus to the vagina.

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samus is high

>>380346176
Benis in bumhole

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>>380346398

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>>380346593

>>380326424
sexy samus should always be the reward for beating the game quickly

it shouldn't have become a gameplay mechanic, and SSBB was the nail in the coffin

>>380346398
DUDE

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>>380346768
>>380346864
butt[/

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>>380347547

>ywn remodel her wastehole into the perfect babymaking factory
why even live piratebros?

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>>380313536
I'll show her my appreciation if you know what I mean

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>>380348010

>>380348016
>anal impregnation
why?

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>>380324130
I fucking hate fat art, but I would still fuck a fat Samus.

Is this what waifufags feel?

>>380348478
why not?

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>>380348234
>DUDE WEED
Neck yoursefl

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How do butt babies work?

>>380349258
the bowels become a comfy and squishy womb
>mfw no ones mention nipplepussy/breastbabies

>>380348635
Fuck I love obese Samus. The thought of her lewd body getting huge and heavy in that skintight suit is super fucking sexy

>TWO GAMES
>TWO SCOPES
WHEN WILL RACISTS STOP WINNING

>>380349827

more of an mpreg kind of guy