Will /v/ buy her games now that she's back?
>>380308416
Sure. I'm glad that now metroidfags can finally shut the fuck up. Oh, wait, the complaint is now that they wanted a 2D metroid. TOPkek
>>380308657
she got a 2d one tho, metroid: samus returns
two games were announced
>>380308657
They got a 2D metroid now too though.
Nintendo Announced Metroid Prime 4 as the 3D game.
and Metroid: Samsu Returns as the 2D game.
Literally nobody gets to complain now, its perfect.
>>380308657
A New 2D Metroid was shown.
>>380308416
I'm preordering the Samus Returns LE the minute it's available.
Prime 4 is a ways off, but I'm just as hyped.
>>380308416
Can i remodel her ass in that game?
FINALLY I have an excuse to post this without it being off-topic /pol/ trash.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt240QQsmDw&feature=youtu.be
>>380308416
Yes, collector edition, amiibos, everything. She's back baybee
I don't even have a 3ds but I'm getting samus returns just to show nintendo what kinds of games they should be making
>>380308657
>TOPkek
Top kek indeed.
This is it. Put your money where your mouth is, faggots. Support the series.
>>380308416
Actually we have two samus's now. The 2d version is a alt reality that ignorges stuff to up.
I want to punch Samus in the gut and put my penis inside her!
Her pained face will serve as my release accelerator.
>>380309408
That's why I said games m8
Glad Metroid is alive and kicking
>>380309408
Nah its probably just a retcon of metroid 2, which didn't have much story to begin with.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/13/e3-2017-metroid-prime-4-is-not-developed-by-retro-still-has-longtime-series-producer
>>380309787
Why does she have two left feet?
>>380309679
Nope, Nintendo want two stable franchises says 2ch.
Prime hunter carrys on samus you know with zero suit.
>>380309148
In what context this image was done? It seens very specific and hard to be useful besides generic shitposting. 2 metroid games at once was completely unexpected.
>>380308416
Yes, both of them
>>380310205
One of those "make Colbert vidya related" things. You wouldn't imagine how funny this was of a coincidence.
>2 (TWO) METROID GAMES
NINTENDO WINS
>>380308657
Someone deserves to be fired for not putting this in the Spotlight and instead shoving it as the second game in the Treehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhOx-FpEAQk
AM2R >>>> 3DS Return of Samus
>>380311267
Why is Samus purple?
>>380311267
Not even. The 3DS remake is more than I would have expected from a Nintendo remake. No wonder those fuckers were shutting it down hard,
>>380308416
Not yet when Senile Sakamoto is involved with Samus Returns. If I see anymore shit about Adam or bleating about muh baby then I'm dropping it so hard.
>>380311417
have you played a metroid game or is this just bait?
>>380311615
>Not even. The 3DS remake is more
AM2R was tuned to perfection. the 16bit graphics were on point. shitty blurry 2.5D can fuck off.
Nigga this is crazy
>>380311267
This. I will gladly give the 3DS game a chance, but the quick time events I keep seeing makes me nervous. I hated them in Bayonetta, I can't just give them a pass here.
>>380311267
I mean this is no question. AM2R looks gorgeous as well, but I have to support the new game and at least give it a chance.
>>380311963
But that melee parry thing only makes the combat more interesting and fun. Now you can do something besides dodging.
I need to buy a 3ds and a Switch
DON'T FUCKING PIRATE THE 3DS GAME YOU FAGGOTS
>Metroid Prime 4 is developed by nobodies
Maybe, depends if it looks good or not.
>Metroid 3DS is developed by Mercury Steam
Almost certainly not.
Anyone hyped for the 2D game is retarded, you REALLY should look at who is making it and realize they are literally professionals at sacking this genre.
If it turns out good, good, I'll be happy, but the chances of it are slim.
>>380308657
>remake of RoS
>new Prime babby game
Still waiting for Metroid 5. Going on 15 years now.
I have a reason to buy a Switch now
That's what you fuckers wanted.
I don't care if it flops into oblivion, I need new Metroid in my life againAnd that Xenoblade 2 looks pretty neat too I guess, even though the "2" part is a lie
>>380311030
Why would they show a 3DS game alongside the Switch games? It would just show how shitty and outdated the 3DS's hardware truly is.
>>380312292
We'll see if that turns out to be the case. It's a risky move.
>>380312726
>It would just show how shitty and outdated the 3DS's hardware truly is
Everyone knows that and nobody cares.
>>380312726
>It would just show how shitty and outdated the 3DS's hardware truly is.
>three years ago you would've defended tooth and nail for it
I really fucking hate you Switchfags
>>380312574
I will if I even consider touching the thing, fuck you for giving Mercury Steam money.
>>380309398
I'll buy MP4, but probably not the remake of 2 cause I already have the superior AM2R to play.
QUICK I NEED AN AMAZING METROID WALLPAPER
>>380310027
>He didn't read the file name
>>380311030
Agreed, people would have not been mad or far less mad if this showed up in the Spotlight. It feels so fucking good that two of my favorite franchises Halo and Metroid are back!
>>380313264
But M2 3DS is a completely different game.
>>380312650
>He doesnt understand that Fusion is the final game in the chonology and always will be.
Not only are all the metroids dead (I mean im sure they are also in a lab somewhere but whatever), but you need to understand the pottery on display.
>Samus is a bounty hunter
>at the end of the series, she has a bounty on her head.
>>380311030
Because the people who run Nintendo's advertising are idiots
>>380311267
AM2R is overrated. It's still a great effort but it's not perfect like people claim. Since they were doing an unofficial remake, they had to keep a lot of the flaws that the original game had. And all the new stuff they added seemed a bit pointless. An example would be the escape sequence they put in the middle of the game. Usually an escape sequence is supposed to be the climax of a Metroid game, right at the very end. But the only reason it exists in AM2R is "DUDE ESCAPE SEQUENCE LMAO" as a way to jerk off nostalgiafags. Plus the world wasn't really designed for Samus's new abilities and just remained extremely true to the original Gameboy game, so it was a bit clunky to explore. Plus the soundtrack felt more like a case of "Metroid's best hits: Eurobeat edition" rather than a Metroid soundtrack.
Since this is an official remake, they have the option to change as much as they like. So hopefully they can actually fix the original game's flaws.
>>380313657
t. nintendo marketer
>>380313225
The 3DS was always shit. It was awful when they switched from a Wii U game to a 3DS game during directs.
>>380308416
>shit developer
>2.5D
>mid-combat cutscenes
>piss and snot color palette
>no feeling of atmosphere at all
If you buy this, you're an idiot. Nintendo has blatantly given up on the series by outsourcing both games to new developers, one of which we know to be awful.
>>380313293
>>380311267
No one gives a shit about your fan remake.
>>380311267
This. But I have to give props to Nintendo for doing not one, but TWO new Metroid games period. Not only did they announce Prime 4, they went further and did a "new" 2D game.
But AM2R is clearly superior. Nintendo should have hired the guy the way Sega did with Taxman and producing Sonic Mania, but at least they're trying.
>>380313842
Oh fuck off.
You're only shitting on it because of Nintendo's shiny new toy. Switchfags are the worst fanbase on /v/, and that is really saying something
>>380313225
I've hated the 3DS for years. Compare the ugly ass art of the metroid remake to the new DBZ game and tell me this is alright. Every 3DS game is ugly, and most of the DS games too after they abandoned sprites
>>380308416
Of course. I'm a huge Metroidfag.
>>380313885
>posting this in every Metroid thread
Maximum autism.
>>380313657
Counterpoint: I agree that the game isn't perfect, and some elements could be improved. However I still think AM2R is a solid 8/10.
>>380313885
everyone need to read this, b/c is true
>>380313885
What the hell do want us to do? Not buy it and live without Metroid games for another 15 years?
>>380313885
Sonyiggers on suicide watch
>>380313657Hi Sakamoto.
>>380314269
you, read this >>380314464
>>380313506
Yeah, led by the fucking ol' hack Sakamoto. You can see his bullshit influence based on the melee combat alone.
>>380313293
Wait so does this mean, Metroid General is back?!
>>380311867
Your worthless opinions can fuck right off boyo.
>>380314654
Why are Metroidfags on /v/ insanely autistic?
>>380314552
support the remake, or complaing about the new metroid, by NOT buying it.
>>380312719
>spoiler
We don't know that.
>>380313657
>So hopefully they can actually fix the original game's flaws.
More than that they're evolving 2D Metroid. The scan pulse is a nice addition. We don't need to power bomb every fucking room now to find hidden paths.
>>380314856
you tell me
>>380314662
>fucking ol' hack Sakamoto
yeah let's forget he was the mind behind all the other 2D Metroid games and they were all god tier.
Does Prime trilogy plays well on dolphin emulator? Meant to replay it for the longest time
>>380308416
Fuck yeah I will. What they showed of Metroid 2 looks really great. It's what I wanted Other M to be, this cool mix between counter attacks and blasting things apart. That rapid fire is pretty nice, roots you in place if you want the best dps, so you have to use it with good knowledge of when it's safe or when you stun the fucker. Metroid fights should be amazing and we haven't even seen the Omega, just a Zeta. I wonder if they will have expanded certain areas like AM2R did. Would be pretty cool actually to see similar locations and then a small nod to it hidden in there.
>>380308657
metroidfags will never shut up
they don't even play games in the series or games in general, just cry on the internet
>>380314231
>Compare a full blown console game to a handheld with noticeable weaker hardware
>Shitting on the original DS
Die in a hole
>>380314856
Metroid threads used to be the best threads in all of /v/ until the Other M disaster. I remember having some nice lore and games discussion back then.
>>380314936
I also like how the game gives us a choice on whether we want directions. Something 2D Metroid has been failing at for a while.
TUUUUUUBES
>mfw I like Metroid
>mfw I didn't buy Fed Force
>mfw I'm going to buy Samus returns and prime 4 and enjoy them
Everyone complaining is not really a Metroid fan.
>>380311030
cautiously optimistic, nintendo isn't actually developing it so it might turn out good
i'll also admit that it's hard not to be excited for a new 2d metroid, even if it ends up being really linear like fusion
>>380314662
At least he actually listens to the fans instead of going for Other M 2. I bet Prime 4 is just like Federation Force and Hunters, linear as fuck and all about Samus and her retard friends.
>>380315238
Yes, I've been playing prime 1 and it works great. Using your mouse to aim es god tier. Don't be scared if it lags a lot in the first cutscene. And look for a guide with the optional settings.
>>380308416
Will probably buy a Switch just for the new Prime desu
So Nintendo remodeled Samus' shithole
Guess I'll be lurking in the Metroid threads that are sure to go on for the day
>>380311030
>MercuryStream
>cutscenes and QTEs added (though getting eaten to drop bombs in the Metroid Queen's stomach was always a bit QTE-like)
>probably will not have the great atmosphere of the original
Overall I like what I see, but I'm a little worried.
>>380315104
He's aged past his glory days. His writing is shoddy bad fanfic-tier. He managed to fuck up the canon and create plotholes with just Other M's existence alone.
>>380313293
>tfw have this as a poster
>tfw don't know how to turn it into a wallpaper
>>380315742
optimal*
>>380315780
Prime 4 and Xenoblade for me. Couldn't give less of a shit about Splatoon, Mario, or Zelda t b h.
>>380314936
>>380315303
Where can I see this extended gameplay that you've apparently seen?
>>380312726
If they had ANY common sense they should've just MENTIONED it alongside Prime 4 like "plus a brand new game on the 3DS, check the Treehouse for more info!"
>>380313293
Will Samus' archenemy slash best friend make an appearance in Metroid Prime 4?
>>380315671
Maybe go play the Prime trilogy instead of spewing bullshit that ain't true.
>>380315949
Is that someTUBESI'm looking at?
God I miss doing that
>>380311867
>the 16bit graphics were on point.
Well yeah, the graphics were mostly stolen from official 16-bit Metroid games.
>>380315442
Fed Force is only bad to people who didn't play it.
It's a fine Prime game.
>>380315873
Doesn't look like he's writing this game, it also seems like he's combine the Metroid and Metroid Prime universe into one universe now. Metroid Samus Returns has Prime music, Prime aesthetics, and even the planet looks like something out of a Metroid Prime game.
>>380316109
Treehouse stream.
>>380316259
TUBES
>>380315104
Star Fox and Paper Mario were good at one point too, anon. No developer is infallible.
She's alive. I'm crying tears of joy.
>>380316326
I refuse to give them my money after the fuck you that game was. I don't have friends to play with so I didn't even want to pirate.
>>380316245
Yeah that was back in 2009 but Tanabe already said he wanted something like the Avengers when it comes to the Prime series. next game will have Samus, the GF, and Sylux.
>>380316109
Treehouse my friend.
>>380316351
Doubtful, Sakamoto HATES the Prime series. He purposely ignores it.
>>380308657
>metroid fans
>ever shut up
They never shut up. NEVER.
>>380308416
does this mean we get new porn of samus
>>380316438
Star Fox was good when Argonaut made it :^)
>>380316370
>>380316685
>Treehouse
I just want the relevant clips, not to troll through tons of shit I don't care about until I find what I want.
Is the stream even uploaded anywhere anyway? Can I go back and watch the past stuff?
>>380309226
I just want to say that this logo looks really nice. Hope Prime 4's is just a placeholder.
>>380317036
>Can I go back and watch the past stuff?
Probably, I don't know how though.
>>380317204
never mind, someone uploaded just the bits I care about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9_d0RUP8vU
>>380308416
Can't wait for more SFM with busty Samus
>>380308416
Only if it's good.
>>380316640
I pirated and played it alone, so my time with it isn't clouded by buyers remorse. It was still a fine game.
It was just a game released at the wrong time for Metroid fans.
>>380308416
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I WILL
>>380308657
WE'RE GETTING BOTH, NIGGER
>>380316861
we have a constant stream of Samus porn already, this is only going to bring even more fresh blood into the mix
>>380308884
>>380308886
Now the narrative is that AM2R was better than that they want a new game.
>>380308657
Best 2D metroid game though, so I can't complain.
>>380317036
I wouldn't be surprised if they take out the Metroid portion so people can just watch that.
>>380316747
Not from the gameplay demo it seems.
Also Zero Suit Samus looks like her Other M self with the heels, but get this she is now the same height as the suit. Also when Samus dies the suit explodes like it did in Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion, not like Zero Mission or "gives an evil glare" Other M.
AM2R will always be superior. Also nothing will beat the stuff the dev added in like seeing the marines get fucked, or the timed explosion segment. Also the cliff at the top of the planet was great. The new 3DS Metroid game is by mercurystream the idiots that did the 3DS Castlevania games so DROPPED
>>380308884
>>380308886
>>380308948
>>380311030
>>380315271
>>380316753
>>380317654
>>380317510
>2.5D 30fps Metroid 2 remake
>from the developers of this pile of shit
Oh boy, I can't wait!
Same engine as Mirror of Fate, same slow-motion block-counter move as Mirror of Fate, same floaty movement, same 30 FPS lock with dips way below that (you can clearly see the trailer going sub 30 FPS multiple times) and most importantly, MercurySteam logo at the end.
It's trash. Also respawns are closer to bosses if you die, it's irredeemable shit.
>>380317489
>It was just a game released at the wrong time for Metroid fans.
Yeah. I know it's probably not a bad game, but I just could not give them my money.
WEW LADS
TWO METROID GAMES
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
goddammit nintendo i'm dying soon and i just convinced myself i have nothing to live for anyway
>>380308416
>got new 2d and 3d Metroid
It was worth the wait.
>>380313750
On that note, the creator of The Last Sovereign made a Metroid fanfic along those lines:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/SierraLee/23372/Metroid-Other-Other-M/61213/Chapter-0/Metroid-Other-Other-M
>2 new metroids announced at E3
I like this timeline
>>380313293
>>380313750
>>380317870
leave
>>380317870
>or the timed explosion segment
That was sort of garbage though.
>>380317870
Bruh how many times are you going to post this today?
Pls enjoy this Samus card anons
>>380308416
Awesome, will buy both
Also hope next Metroid is in 3rd person as well
>>380318636
thanks ill take it
>>380314936
>We don't need to power bomb every fucking room now to find hidden paths.
Yeah man, what a great new concept.
>>380318636
I want to be that samus for anon
>>380308416
I don't have a 3DS so I'll buy Metroid Prime 4 plus whatever they release on Virtual console. Still hoping they announce it. I want more games to play right now.
>>380311030
Eh i thought it was fine if only for that OP that got btfo.
>>380310027
I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING DO IT YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!
>>380311417
She should have a purple aura, amirite?
>>380319079
i hate to be irish here but,
that ass is way to big.
>>380318857
i´d cum in every hole you got on daily basis
>>380308416
will buy samus returns despite having a hacked 3ds
I encourage anyone who loves metroid to do the same, show them that the series is still wanted
>>380319417Shut it, she's perfect
Wee Samus
>>380317870
>/v/ finally gets a prime sequel AND a 2d Metroid
>Still finds a way to bitch
Simply amazing
Damnit, the porn babies have arrived to ruin the thread.
>>380317926
Your body just wasn't ready
>>380317870
Get the fuck out of here.
I'll buy the FUCK out of Samus returns
still need to play prime(s) but it gives me headaches
>>380320170
Then leave
2017
Halo is going back to its roots
Metroid is saved and back
Sony got BTFO'd by Nintendo and Microsoft
Did I get lost in the Twilight Zone?
>>380320170
they're just pin-ups my dude.
settle down
>I'll never be this
Should I just neck now?
>>380313548
not as much pottery as being a bounty hunter hunter would be
>>380318203
>>380318239
>>380318369
>>380320110
>>380320249
I think he might be shitposting, but it wouldn't hurt to heed his words with a bit of caution. We still have 4 months until the game is released, so we don't know if the game will maintain a level of quality, if it'll suffer development issues, or whatnot. Knowing the developer, I'd just be wary guys. For every bit of optimism, I'd show a little caution.
Reminder that Samus is more of a titty monster than Tifa
>>380320718
This. I am hyped beyond words, but I never finished Mirror of Fate, and think caution is advised. Even then, it looks pretty good, and with Nintendo supervising I have a little more trust.
>>380320531
We finally got a chance for 2 great Metroids, the last thing we need is Zero Suit children ruining every thread with porn. It pisses me off.
Would you like it if someone posted one of those ACfag bait images that destroys entire threads?
>>380320110
I'm more amazed Metroid "fans" are shitting over Retro Studios while ignoring MercuryStream.
>>380320718
I know nigger, this is my post: >>380315870
I was only complaining about the dumb escape sequence added into AM2R.
>>380320617
>>380320494
>MS beating anything
Literally just showing pc games and multiplats, at least sony showed actual exclusives, and if anyone won e3, it was nintendo
>>380320964
>ruining with porn
Can such words even be used together in a sentence like that?
So with all of the team that worked on the original Prime gone how is this one going to turn out? Hope they don't use the characterization from fucking zero mission
>>380309970
God dammit. I'll wait for footage but that's not reassuring.
>>380321479
>Hope they don't use the characterization from fucking zero mission
What the hell are you talking about? There was nothing wrong with Samus in Zero Mission.
>>380321479
It's not developed by Retro, but a new time helmed by Tanabe, let's hope they found a good studio.
>>380321240
When the actual exclusives are two dlcs, a remake of a ps2 game, a spiderman game that looks like shit and God of the Last of us, the fact that they showed actual exclusives doesn't mean shit.
Oh yes, and some VR shit.
>>380321737
>Baby baby baby
>literally pisses herself when she sees Ridley, a boss she has fought multiple times.
>>380320964
Fuck off back to tumblr.
>>380308416
Where is the stronk womyn circlejerk that I see on every other video game with a female in the trailer?
>>380322006
Are you thinking of Other M? I'm pretty sure ZM/Metroid is the first time she fights Ridley, anyway.
>>380322006
You're confused, Anon,
That was Other M, not Zero Mission
>>380322006
>ZERO MISSION
buddy i think you're getting confused.
it's okay though i try to forget about The Bad Game too.
>>380322006
>Zero Mission
>any cutscenes that last more than a couple seconds
>any dialogue at all
The game you're thinking of is Other M, retard.
>>380322006
You are thinking of Other M. Zero Mission she is on her very first mission, thus her so called "Zero" Mission.
Reminder at least one /v/irgin worked on the 3d models in Samus Returns
>>380322006
That's other M.
Also, how do you guys make more than 3 posts without raging. These captchas are killing me.
>>380322235
>>380322272
Oh fuck sorry guys I meant other m. Weird fucking brain fart right there.
>>380320617This comic turned me gay
>>380311867
Going to give AM2R a go now. Is the final boss good? I remember it sticking out as the one intense part of a fairly easy game.
Metroid 2 is still very playable imo, especially with the palettes you get from GBC.
>>380322396
>Go back to sleep
>>380308416
So which game was Retro's? Someone said Yoshi but I haven't seen confirmation of that.
>>380321240
Let's see Microsoft showed a wide range of "video games" while Sony showed cinematic experiences with bad audio, multiplats, a remake, and VRshit. Yeah Microsoft raped them as hard as Nintendo did and now I get to play Monster Hunter on both Xbox One X and Nintendo Switch while having a New 2DS XL for Metroid Samus Returns. I do hope before the 3DS dies, they add GBA VC so we can get Zero Mission on their then we will have both Metroid Zero Mission and Metroid Samus Returns to gear us up for the series future.
>>380315949
Is there a wallpaper for that
>>380322396
I'm glad I'm not >>295951490
>>380322805
Itsfun
>>380322235
Mini-Kraid and those Evirs are so cute. Here's another cute Metroid enemy just for fun.
>>380322396
Where were you when Anon 295952410 was accidentally right?
>>380316308
The official 16-bit Metroid games were better looking than 2.5d games too, so yeah, the fact it was mostly just that is exactly why it was on point.
Don't get me wrong though I'm excited for Samus Returns, the graphics are just the worst part of it. 2D will always be better than 2.5D.
>>380323151
>>380322931
I don't know
>>380320964
going back to this i will say one more thing,
i do hope we get new art of samus doing cool things instead of just titties though
>>380323234
I saw that too, what a post
>Switchfags literally get a whole direct dedicated to them
>new Kirby, new Yoshi, Prime fucking 4, XB2 still 2017, Odyssey looks amazing, mainline confirmation that pokemon is moving on to Switch and more
>3DS gets a remake of an old game
>"WAH WAH WAH WHY IS IT NOT ON SWITCH"
can you let 3dsfags just have this please?
>tfw after Ubisoft's conference with their hamfisted 'diverse' and 'inclusive' PR you can barely get hyped over the release of not 1 but 2 metroid games because you're deathly gripped by an irrational fear of Samus taking off her helmet and the end of either game and revealing she's been BLACKED
I really need to lay off the /pol/, it's making it hard to enjoy good things
>>380323762
they showed Samus dying in the 3DS game. Its still white zerio suit samus
>>380308416
So wait, there's a 2d metroid AND a new metroid prime?
Samus can pull in energy orbs and missles like in the Prime games.
This is getting very interesting, will Samus and Master Chief become gods by the end of their series?
>>380323923
yes
welcome to the best timeline
So is the cinematic crap just
>press button
>15 seconds of pure cinematics with no gameplay
Game looks good so far, but I hate when the game plays itself for me
>>380323762
that one black samus image is real good though
>>380323923
Yeah, but by different developers this time.
>>380323923
Nintendo fucked up with their presentation's priorities, which they didn't really even need to optimize because it was only 25 minutes long.
>>380323897
And Prime 4 is confirmed to tie into the same stories as 1-3 so I doubt it'll be an issue there either
Like I said, irrational fear, but you never know in these days
>>380323762
Nintendo has never bought into the inclusion bull with their main characters. Zelda and Link are still aryan
>>380317870
>complain about floaty movement
>super metroid has the floatiest movement of all games
Metroid's metroids
>>380321861
>if the games dont catter to me they are obviously complete and utter shit
This is how dumb you sound, now the games they showed didnt wow me either, but i'm not that fucking delusional to say that what MS showed is making me wet for an xbox, especially when everything they showed is avaylable on a much better platform like the pc or in another without any major drawbacks
>>380324440
free
>>380324635
me on the bottom
>>380324152
People are divided on that right now. Some say it's casual garbage, others say it's just contextual gameplay with just a camera angle change. We'll have to see more of it to be sure.
>>380324273
This is not a thing anymore, Samus is the same height as her suit again.
>chozo are back
I was worried that Sakamoto removed them entirely
>>380324070
>That pose
Never fails to make my dick hard
>>380324152
you still gotta hit buttons i think
the lady in the demo wasn't even using missiles the first couple of times she did it against the Alpha
>teleport stations
nice
>even with 2 genuine Metroid games in development we still have to endure ZSS waifu fag shitposting
>>380308416
>mercury steam
hahaha
no
>>380317613
>there are people who prefer boring vanilla latex-samus over this get-up.
>>380320084
One thing I wish they would play up more is the disassociation that would come from being raised by a bunch of horrific-looking bird aliens, complete with branches of extreme genetic-engineering techno-crats and weird zen-buddhist ascetic monasteries.
>>380325245
Are you a homo?
>>380322909
And again that wide range of videogames are also literally multiplats available on a better platform, and i'll also be enjoying MH on PC and ps4 if i feel like it as well as both metroids on my 3ds and switch
>>380320110
>get complete garbage
>complain
>HUUUUURRRRRRR
fuck off
>>380325462
>>380317613
This, I want more Amazon Samus.
>>380325557
Post this trash on /e/ or /h/.
>>380325245
Its fine, the 3DS game looks like its unnaffected by the waifu faggotry, which was my biggest concern for upcoming metroid games
>>380325776
>complain about a video game character being posted on /v/ - Video Games
>>380325482
>arm cannon on left arm
>>380322396
Where is that? can't find it in fireden
>>380308657
This. All we need is the other autismos (Mother fans) to shut the fuck up too.
>>380325601
Monster Hunter is on PC at a later date and Xbox One X version of Monster Hunter will be the superior version with better optimization than the PC port.
>>380325887
>"spamming your ZSS waifu folder while people actually try to have a discussion is totally video games!"
I wish the nannies deleted ZSS shit like they delete Peach threads.
>>380308416
>Metroid Prime Federation Force has not Samus
>The Prime series was before Metroid 2: The Return of Samus
>Now we have a remake called Metroid: Samus Returns
NINTENDO WAS MOCKING US WITH FF AND BLAST BALL
>>380326156
Ah that's how it is, you're assblasted that your waifu is getting deleted.
>>380326065
But Metroid Samus Returns is the 2D Metroid so we've all shut the fuck up except the angry fan game fags.
>>380323762
>being this mindcucked
you've lost.
>>380308416
I just got back from work. I see this thread. Think "games" is just a typo. There are actually GAMES! (S) Plural! I'm pretty 'cited.
>>380324463
>Just because you didn't like them doesn't mean it's shit
>But I don't like microsoft so it's shit.
Everything is subjective. And it's not an xbox conference, it's a Microsoft conference,they are not available on pc, they are available on a windows 10 pc, a microsoft platform. I think it's a good thing that you can choose to play games on a console or a pc.
It's fine if you prefer sony but don't tell me Microsoft's E3 was shit.
That said, if you like the direction that the new GoW is taking, you need to kill yourself ASAP.
Planning to replay the Prime series to celebrate.
>>380326289
Try to slow down and comprehend what you read before you formulate a response. I'm glad all that autistic princess spam gets deleted. I only wish the same was extended to ZSS spammers.
>>380326580
Sure thing ;)
>Worse looking remake of Metroid 2 than AM2R
>Prime 3 at least two years off
What the fuck Nintendo
>>380326763
>Prime 3 at least two years off
>>380325963
Fireden doesn't have the old /v/ posts imported I guess
Here: https://archived.moe/v/thread/295951490
>>380326065
Why would I want another Mother game? The story is wrapped up.
>>380326580
>images shouldn't be posted on an imageboard
It's ok anon we can solve the puzzle together.
>>380308416
YES
>>380317870
>moving the goalposts
>>380313657
Thank you. Someone who actually played the game instead of falseflaggers meming "haha 2.5D style is bad!!!
Zetas/omegas looked like shit.
>>380327005
>contribute nothing to the discussion
>pointlessly eat up bumps and images that could actually be relevant to the thread
>>380326905
What do you think 'now in development' means when they won't even give a rough date of something like 2018? They only had a damned title card
Remember how Kingdom Hearts 3 was said to be 'now in development' four years ago?
>>380326948
>https://archived.moe/v/thread/295951490
Thanks
As soon as Prime 4 launches, I'm getting a Switch. Now it has just enough games that I actually want to buy the system.
Ridley confirmed...?
>>380327339
He's too big.
>>380327141
More Samus being goofy alone on her missions to entertain herself please
>>380327169
Hey now, I liked the look of the Zeta and omegas. Made them look like feral monsters instead of kawaii anime dragon ball z lookalikes.
>>380327301
Remember how Prime 3 came out 10 years ago?
I'm going to buy BOTH of Sammy's games!
>>380326905
Okay now I realize my retardation sorry I meant 4
Press F to pay respects to those who didn't live to see the day when Metroid came back.
>>380326763
>>Worse looking remake of Metroid 2 than AM2R
AM2R was an admirable effort but Samus Returns looks a lot better than it. Though some nice 2D art style might've been preferable, it still looks great. AM2R looks pretty shoddy in certain places honestly.
>>380308416
What kind of suits are you hoping for?
>>380327284
>samus, the main character is irrelevant to her own serie
>caring about image limit while sperging about muh discussion
priceless
>>380327604
>AM2R looks pretty shoddy in certain places honestly.
I'm struggling to think of anything in that game that didn't look great. What parts were you thinking off?
Feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx4Gsp5rcwM
Is the new 3DS worth it?
I'm thinking of trading in my normal 3DS so I can play this with a slightly less shit screen.
>>380315442
this
>>380308416
>2D metroid also announced
Holy fuck. Metroid is finally back and in style.
>>380308657
lmao we're getting both, nigger
>>380327847
Are you going to play monster hunter or xenoblade? If the answer is yes, it's worth it. If the answer is no, don't get it, unless you need faster loading times.
>>380327609
>tfw no corrupt Samus again
>>380327525
F
>>380328121
>>380327847
Wait, if your 3ds is the regular small 3ds, the first one, upgrade now.
>>380315442
I'm much rather have a new 2D Metroid than another remake of 2 that probably won't be as good as AM2R
Prime 4 will be nice though when it comes out in a couple years
>don't get anything aside from fucking Other M and FF for a decade up until now
>"Wow Metroid fans sure complained a lot"
Do retards even understand that people didn't want an awful main entry and and an irrelevant spin-off?
>>380326567
I never said it was shit, i said it wasnt this supposed beatdown you assume it is just because you like their stuff better, neither conference wowed me, only things i liked from both conferences was just DBZ, Ori, MHW, MvCI and spider-man, and maybe GOW, for that spectacle, thats it, i much rather liked what nintendo showed
>>380316207Maybe they'll team up?
>>380328310
I would also prefer a new metroid, but if the option is a remake or nothing, I'd rather have the remake.
>>380328447
god the tumblr art
>>380328307
yeah its one of the originals
thanks for the advice
>>380317870
Be so kind as to die.
>>380315876
When they first localized Metroid, why did they call it Metroid instead of Metoroido?
>>380328538
???
>>380322571
It made you a lesbian?
>>380324782
Even then it doesn't work, he shoulders get fucked up. The suit just isn't a plausible thing to wear. People just don't really think about it because Samus is never seen next to her suit and that is intended.
>>380317898
Geez, anon, be a little careful there.
>>380329148
Made me ha females
>>380327745
He might be referring to some of the tweened sprites.
>>380327745
The Nest is a common complaint. It's pretty much just padding and even Doc said that he wanted to touch it up.
>Nintendo’s Bill Trinen revealed at a group interview that the game is being built by a “talented new development team.”
oh boy this is gonna be good
do you have ANY doubt that it's gonna suck fucking balls?
>>380329543
Now if only Nintendo hadn't fucked the game we could have had that improved
>>380311867
>it's gonna be bad because the graphics aren't what I prefer
>>380308416
IMAGINE ALL THE NEW PORN
>>380327339
If Ridley wasn't in Metroid 2 in 1991, what the hell makes you think dragon boy will be in the remake?
>>380311030
oh my fucking god this looks so fucking good I cant wait! HNNNNNNG!!!
>>380328310
I do too but if Mercury Steam is to make Metroid 5 on the Switch they are going to need experience making a old Metroid game first before making a completely original game.
>initial impressions
>pros:
>new side-scrolling Metroid
>old soundtrack composers
>ZM movement
>the new abilities and options like the scan pulse are limited and optional
>optional analogue aiming can make for more precise shots but at the cost of speed and fluidity, but again they're optional and may be combined with the bumper controllers for great control
>you can jump and spider ball on the ceiling
>cons:
>mediocre art style and bad 3DS limited 3D graphics, ruins the atmosphere
>contextual events with mini-cutscenes feel repetitive and takes control away from the player, though they aren't too common
>morph ball speed is slow
>turning into a morph ball is clunky
>it's a rehash
>we already have a decent remake in the from of AM2R - they should have just reworked some of the art and other things to make it a sequel instead, which they could have done a year ago when AM2R released
>teleporters instead of tubes
>doesn't feel like the iterated and polished 2D Metroid game the IP deserves and that we have wanted since the last game released 13 years ago
Overall I'm happy and I recognize that Metroid will never be the same again. Hopefully people like the AM2R maker goes on to create a true successor to the Metroid style of games.
Good news. I hope they turn out good.
>>380308657
no they will never shut the fuck up despite nintendo bending over at literal 90° and giving them 2 fucking games like they demanded
>>380330693
metroidfags should just kill themselves a this point.
>>380311030
when will they fucking drop that piece of shit 3ds
2017 and a fucking 240p screen just fucking die already I understand it's good for business since the install base is gigantic but this is simply ridiculous it's worse than indie faggots spamming NES tier graphics in 2017 fucking stop already and move on
>>380330809
>>380330693
It's because the customers complained that they even bothered making new Metroids. You're welcome.
Wait
Fuck
There is ANOTHER Metroid game coming out?
What the fuck, why did I miss that? What else did I miss?
>>380330315
Did you say tubes?
>>380330950
stay mad sonybro
>>380311030
oh no I know exactly whats going to happen you guys will tout this as the second coming of christ then once it comes out everyone will enjoy then after one month everyone will start pointing out its glaring flaws telling everyone that the classic games were better and that they should have never brought samus back and how it should have stayed dead
>>380331040
>>380330809
>>380330693
Yeah there are some shit posters but it's not like all the complaints right now are invalid. There are certainly some more reasonable ones, and certainly not all "metroid fags" are those obnoxious shitposters. Some of us are reasonable, but I can't say I wasn't a little bit disappointed by some of this new stuff, either.
I am this poster >>380330315
>>380308416
Return of Samus:
>Developed by MercurySteam
Not really
Metroid Prime 4:
Literally just a logo
After Other M and Federation Force, they'll have to try harder to get me giving a fuck
>>380331137
I am glad we can have this conversation in 2017. Actually thank you, Nintendo.
>>380331309
Here's my plan of action anon:
>approach it with cautious optimism
>if it's good, hooray, it will be near the top of my GOTY list for years
>if it isn't, but at least it isn't cinematic casual garbage, I'll still give it a pass and consider it good enough to end the Metroid series on (despite being a prequel)
>if they bungle it by making Samus an emotional crying trainwreck with unskippable cutscenes, then I'll say what you said, but I'll have valid reason to say it.
Time to postpone your suicide boys.
>Please be patient. I have performance anxiety.
>>380308416
So which studio makes Metroid2 and which makes Metroid Prime 4 when it's not Retro?
Does anyone have the squishy metroid gif?
>>380333114
>>380313750
source?
I miss slutty Samus threads, particularly those stupid ass image+text memes.
>>380328349
Underrated
>>380333839
>image+text memes
When did people stop using the term 'image macro' anyway.
>>380328508
>game starts with Samus raiding a space pirate base to find and eliminate Ridley who, again, has somehow returned from the dead
>Samus vs Ridley as the first boss fight
>just as the boss fight is about to end, a new galactic threat rises that threatens both Samus and Ridley
>to fight this unexpected new enemy, Samus and Ridley are forced to team up just to stand a chance against this threat. Ridley even helps the player out in the gameplay from time to time
>once they've defeated the aforementioned galactic threat and everything's back to normal, Ridley immediately attempts to backstab her, kicking off the game's true final boss battle
>>380328995
Aw man, I thought that was a picture of samus with giant shoulder pads.
How disappointing.
>>380334787
I had a brain fart and forgot what they were called.