COMFY TREEHOUSE THREAD

>last thread got so hype everyone forgot to make a new thread and link it early

ANON WANT MOMMY MILK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro
strim

a comfortable thread

Metroid 3ds looks good

I can't believe this
First Theresa comes back, then a fucking 2D Metroid outta nowhere with mega milk as a side dish
Nintendo won

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>yfw Metroid is back

SHE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

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Is this a 1:1 remake? Or is there extra stuff as well?

Wish they would have chosen a more stylish name and art style, not really digging the 3D look

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>>380299859
This did happen before 404. I cant believe they actually won.

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>>380300369

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You people hated Other M. You hated Federation Force. What makes you think you'll like this game?

I was never interested in Metroid but I'm glad they're bringing it back now F Zero pls

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TWO!?

A new classic Metroid with NO hand holding, fucking pinch me.

I really fucking hope they bring this to the switch

I mean come on.

>>380299859
there was a new thread, retard janitor deleted it though

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>hype up a big announcement during the treehouse
>it's a fucking 3ds game

like fucking pottery.
why do i even bother with ninty anymore.

>>380300504
>you people hated these two games that play nothing like Metroid/Prime
>what makes you think you'll like this sequel to Prime and this Metroid 2 remake

Camera man please show more of Audrey's pantyhose!!!

>New 2D metroid is announced
>Audrey appears after the trailer is done

They planned this didnt they?

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>>380300369

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Can somebody give me a summary of all the announcements so far?

I only know Metroid Prime 4 announced so far

Make a proper, better treehouse thread next time when this one is full
Before it 404s

AM2R DIED FOR THIS

That guy actually spoke english. I was expecting a translation after.
Christ

Is this guy speaking English? Holy fuck lol

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Audrey or Theresa?

>metriod: samus returns

SHIT name
nintendo DID NOT win

>>380301065
I've been meaning to watch the direct since I missed it live, but I don't think it's been posted yet

Theresa us good at metroid
my lips cant take it anymore theresa they need to touch yours

>>380300504
It's actually a 2D Metroidvania. The last one in the Metroid series was Zero Mission over 10 years ago.

>Nintendo actually CONTINUED to win E3 AFTER their presentation was over
Oh my

>>380300964
Hi S. Onysoft

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w-what did he even say

>>380301065
new kirby
new yoshi's wooly world
there will be a pokemon eventually
new 2D metroid

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Imagine coming home after a long day of work and Theresa is waiting for you in the kitchen smiling and kissing you to say hello while she mentions she cooked your favorite dinner. Then later on you play some games together but she says "ohh this is too hard for me!" and asks you to help her.

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>>380300686
underrated

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>>380300504
>you hated a linear borderline cinematic experience game
>you hated a half ass co-op multiplayer shooter
>what makes you think you'll like a traditional metroid game

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I'm gonna cry anons.
Two Metroids. TWO METROIDS. A 2D one AND a 3D one. I didn't even think we'd get any

>>380301065
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 looks good
>new Kirby for Switch, with Super Star-style Partners and 4-Player Co-op
>motherfucking Metroid Prime 4
>another Yarn Yoshi game
>Fire Emblem Warriors looks like a Fire Emblem musou
>Rocket League coming to Switch
>Mario can now possess literally everything in Odyssey
>Metroid 2 remake for 3DS

>>380301105
sorry, was in the hurry because we were so hype during the 404

>>380301202
>Won E3 at ubisoft
>Wins it again at their 25 second conference
>Continues to win afterwards
How can anyone else even compete?

>>380301065
>Official AM2R
>Mario is now a skinwalker
>Pokemon 8 for switch
>Rocket League and other normie shit for switch
>Kirby 64-2
>Yoshi's Cardboard Box
>FUCK.

>>380301140
Audrey for my dungeon titty whore for regular morning hatefucks, Theresa for my wife and mother of 7 children with bidaily anal

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>>380301140
Marry Theresa
Facefuck Audrey

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>>380301140
Theresa

>>380301423
it's not a yarn yoshi game, if you look closely everything has a regular 3d model

>>380301384
imagine that but theresa is home with brand new nintendo leaks instead

>>380301384
Fucking casuals

So do you think as a remake this will have enough added/updated/changed to feel more like a new game?

>>380301610
good taste

"Comfy"

>>380301715
I never even played Samus 2

>>380301638
>Not tittyfuck
I pity you.

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>>380300468
AAHHHH IM IN LOVE WITH HER

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

>>380301681
Yoshi's made of yarn, and he's in a crafts world
It's pretty much Yarn Yoshi

>>380301667
i bet theresa makes weird noises when you try to put it in her butt lol

>>380301638
you mean titfuck audrey

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>>380301384
anon stop

>>380301715
It already looks completely different honestly

What's the release date for Samus Returns?

>>380301140
Fuck audrey
Marry Theresa
Kill sam

Is this where MercurySteam redeems themselves after the mess that was the Castlevania LOS series?

I have multiple Theresa pics saved from last year and I was hoping she'd be back this year too

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>>380301423
>>380301595
>>380301274
Fucking awesome, thanks lads
I was thinking this e3 was shit when even Sony fucked up, I'm glad this is curb stomping the competition

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>>380301818
>>380301884
of course of course

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>>380301384

Audrey really needs to fix those brows

>>380301384
i want theresa to dominate me and talk shit to me and beat me on every single game

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>>380302104
Anon...... You know what to do.

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>>380301703
>you have to fuck the secrets out of her

>>380302103
probably

the only good game they've made was mirror of fate and that was basically a metroidvania so they have experience making these well.

what do you think the odds are of a Zelda 3ds HD port collection to the switch being announced during treehouse? It's my biggest dream, since all the 3ds zeldas are 10/10 but the hardware is garbage

>>380300686
KEK

>>380302017
september something

So Metroidfags, do you feel a bit less abused now that we're getting a goodish looking 2D title and Prime 4 is in development? I did always feel sorry for you guys

>>380302103
I think with proper direction they can redeem the shortcomings, and it seems like Sakamoto is directly involved if not acting as director for the project.

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>>380301384
>She brings over a copy of metroid: samus returns from work
>Just for you

>>380302104
Do you have any pic of her feet

>more announcements throughout the week

I hope we get some SMT V news

Fucking Mexican I can't understand what you're saying.

theresa is a beast at Metroid <3.<3

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>>380302104
Please for the good of us all anon, post them.

>>380302636
Yes, Metroid isn't in the doghouse anymore.

Now is the time to begin pitying the F-Zero fans.

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Why wouldn't Nintendo announce all their new games during their official E3 event?

>>380302104
You best not be lying

>She's infinite bomb jumping and actually getting it

I'm in love

>>380302808
and a beast in the sack ;)

She's also good in games
This is so not fair

>>380302938
because they want people to watch treehouse as well

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>>380302104
post

>>380302938
So people would continue watching their stream.

>>380302938
To keep you on their wild ride

Please deport Jose.

>>380302803
I thought he was speaking spanish at first and was expecting a translator after he was finished speaking

>>380302938
not enough time is my guess.

I can't understand a word this guy is saying

>>380302103
From what we're seeing the game looks good so far, so I think this might be their redemption. I bet Ninty's direction is helping

>>380302938
they want to keep the hype building throughout the day
they want people to watch all of their streams

>that move that lets samus just whack things
Heh nice

holy shit she bomb jumped up the wall

>>380302938
They don't need to do that.

SHE NAILED A 5+ BOMB JUMP I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>tfw she pulled off those bombjumps and let out that cute little "ooh"

>>380302746
I'm interested to see if From is cooking anything up.

We know they had a build of Dark Souls 3 running on the Switch, and there were those 2ch rumors last night.

>>380300708
I like that Nintendo seems to be less terrified of not wiping the player's ass for them all the time. Expect to see more of it post BotW.

>>380302017
September 15th according to Euro twitter.

>>380302938
The direct was focusing on Switch games

>>380303231
>2ch rumors last night
saying what?

Fast travel in my 2D Metroid?

>Fast travel

>tfw you'll never get to know her juicy secrets

>>380302938
>blowing your load in one go vs keeping people talking about you throughout the event

Notice how literally no one is talking about the Xbox press conference two days later?

>>380302281
You are weak and undeserving.

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JUICY
SECRETS

It looks like this is more a reboot of Metroid 2 than a remake. A lot of new mechanics and stuff.

>>380303337
That From was going to announce something big for Nintendo.

they were probably bullshit though.

This looks pretty good. What's wrong with the dev? Keep seeing people say it's a red flag.

Why is she so perfect

varia suit GET

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga DX later today?

I was worried bombjumping would be gone when I saw Samus grab onto a ledge beneath a small passage and morphball as soon as she pulled herself up.

>>380303231
>2ch rumors last night.

Please share

Someone actually got both Metroids and Kirby (Hal) right. I assume the other pic is Blizzard but I would have thought that would be in the Spotlight.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=240442724&postcount=2499

>>380302938
4294967296d Ruse Cruise Chess

We Varia suit now

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>>380302104
Me too. I don't make a lot but I save pics of every Treehouse girl

what the fuck

she's gonna beat this game if this keeps going on. How short is this?

The girl playing the game is fucking adorable.

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>>380302281
>not licking T H I C C brows

>It's a big planet

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Hey anons, i might be retarded, but i have no more places to ask.
Here is a lazily cropped schedule of e3. See those 'Unannounced AAA Game' spots? What are those? What AAA games could possibly be there, when AAA publishers already did their thing?
Or were those "Unannounced" before the expo, and now they are pretty much announced, some lazy fuck just did not update the page?

Is there still hope for me to see from software..? Please..?

I wish Capcom would localize those Ace Attorney games ... not a bad Nintendo conference I reckon. Would have liked a MHXX release date and maybe a SMT trailer.

>>380303679
HOPEFULLY AND PIKMIN 4 TOO

>>380303602
Not necessarily a red flag in this case, see >>380302410

They did the 3D hack n slash westernised Castlevanias that no-one really cares about. Mirror of Fate was the side-scrolling spinoff from those.

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Anyone else hoping we'll hear about an MHXX release in the west throughout the week?

I want to play real MH, not play that casualized World shit on my PC

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EXACTLY

THUNDER FIST

>>380303026
this. that was solid

>>380303691
I don't have the link to the thread, but the basic synopses is that some guy working for a manga company that's located near Form heard that From employees were preparing a big Switch reveal

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>ywn spend a lazy afternoon just playing videogames with Theresa

>>380303928
Switch is region free, just import

>>380303691
Overwatch for Switch I bet

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Where were you when this happened?

They're overdoing it a LITTLE bit. Each segment needs to be shorter, or people get tired of the game on.

>turning xenoblade into anime
for what purpose

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>>380303793
Where are the Theresa ones anon

>>380303860
if FROM is actually making something new, it would've been at a conference. The only thing we might see from them now is ports/remakes/etc. Or AC since nobody cares about that

>>380303998
>yfw just cuddeling with Theresa on a lazy afternoon

>>380303679
>Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga DX
wait what?

>>380304271
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/1/15500040/mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-dx-nintendo-3ds

>>380304168

>>380287604

Holy shit these attacks do a lot of damage.

>suddenly that Other M-esque finisher

>>380304178
it's treehouse, that's how this works

>>380304271
Nintendo's worst kept secret alongside Mario & Rabbids

>>380304178
I agree

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>What a tease he is~

>>380304168
In the very thread, laughing my ass off

>I did it. Finally.

why is she so cute???

>>380304168
looking at the catalog, snickering

>>380302938
its called momentum. Who the fuck is even talking about Microsoft or Sony when Nintendo randomly announces a SECOND METROID.

I want them to stop this now. I don't want to see anymore until it's in my hands. oh my shit I can't believe this exists

>>380304168
Laughing at him

I would drill into Theresa with the force of a thousand suns, ravaging her womb

>>380304168
GODDAMN BTFO'D

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Blue-eyed brunettes are the best girls.

CUTE
U
T
E

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>can infinite bomb jump and will give you beautiful white children
why cant I marry her? why is life so unfair?

>>380304823
that girl doesn't have blue eyes

but my gf is a blue eyed brunette

>>380304608
no anon, you make love to here, Theresa is pure

>beat whole game on stream

>>380304178
do you not realize how long treehouse is? Its like 3 fucking days long, they're going to be doing this for like 30 hours of games

>>380304576
The game is already 26 years old

>>380304360
>>380304407
wow. I've never played SS only dream team which dragged on. how was it?

>>380300964
Because I can play it on my PC in 4k day one, for free, that's why.

BEEMU BURASTO

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>>380303908
That doesn't sound too bad then.

My 3DS battery has been fucked for a couple months but this Samus Returns stuff just convinced me to order a new battery. That and no new Animal Crossing so I'll have to play the 3DS version again instead.

>>380302938

Because we've gotten twenty minutes of Metroid Remake in the Treehouse stream as opposed to a quick trailer they'd have time for in a big conference.

>>380304928
is she single?

>>380304992
Oft touted as the best Mario RPG alongside TTYD.

>>380304992
It's a 10

>think it's over and ready to rate their e3
>announce new game right after and show gameplay
God fucking dammit.
Happy though

>>380304363
thanks for the link. this is great

>>380304992
It's arguably the best M&L game and one of the best JRPGs on the GBA

>>380304934
She is too cute for me to hold back.
I'll her that it's not my fault she's so sexy and if she didn't want me to fuck her like this then she should've been less sexy

>>380305089
not for long

>>380305065
I feel so bad for animal crossing bros
I don't care a bit about the games but it must suck to not get a new decent one
There's no way there won't be a new one on switch tho, you'll have to be patient

>>380304980
Yes this is EXACTLY the same as the Game Boy version. Epic for the win XDDD

>>380305158
They said more reveals are planned throughout the rest of the treehouse. Reserve final Nintendo grade until Thursday.

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>>380304234

The only thing that could make this presentation better for me would be an Animal Crossing for Switch announcement. Even just a 'it's in production' shout out.

>>380299627
The last Nintnedo console I bought was a Wii, yet the Treehouse is always my favorite part of E3. Even though I won't be getting any of the games they show off, it's just so incredibly comfy that I love tunin in

shes so good

>>380303225
somebody make a webm or YouTube clip please

>>380305305
The point is we know what the major plot spoilers are, so they don't need to worry about spoiling this game.

Zero suit confirmed under armor.

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>>380305158
still more games to come senpai, I think they're all 3DS games though

Oh man she is a monster.
Why can't she be mine?

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>ZERO SUIT

>>380305502
Yeah, it's pretty good as far as marketing shit goes.

>>380305496
Considering how much Animal Crossing New Leaf sold and the history of the series, it's in production alright

I hate Animal Crossing

>Metroid obliterates your health in a few hits
Thank god, was worried it'd be too easy

>Give it to me
I'd give it to you too cutie.

I'm hoping for Pikmin 4 and the Mario & Luigi remake, anyone else?

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>"I aim to please"
>"He was nice enough to give it me. I'll take it"

>He was nice enough to give it to me. I'll take it.

Treehouse reminds me about how unfair life truly is for 2 years in a row now

>I like green but not in my face
Do you think there is something else that she wouldn't mind having in her face?

This game looks really neat.

>spoiling weapons, animations and bosses
what the fuck

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>"he was nice enough to give it to me, so I'll take it"

>I like green but not in my face
LEWD

>>380303835
>Liking fake thicc brows

All Audreyfags are plebs.

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>>380300369

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>"Not on my face~!"

>>380305364
>>380305604
Well that's good. I guess I'll just watch the rest of the stream with cute sweater girl dying to a metroid.

>>380300964
>Reggie sitting on the couch with a New 2DS in his hand
>says that now he's gonna talk about 3DS games
>suprise trailer comes on
>it's a 3DS title

What the fuck did you expect?

>>380305554
Although not everyone watching may have played it before

Who wouldn't want to give it to this qt?

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>>380304168
in the thread

>>380305769
>you will never be a cute girl playing games for money
how do you get a job at treehouse anyway

>people in the various chats complaning that the demo is going on for a long time
Part of the fucking appeal of Treehouse is that they actually PLAY the games instead of just glossing over them

>>380305296
Eh, I was hoping for AC but it's not like the series has gone unreasonably long without a game. New Leaf was great but was only 3 or 4 years ago (which is pretty standard for the series).

Metroid revival is much more hype. I can totally wait for AC.

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HA HA WOMEN ARE BAD AT VIDEOGAMES!!

Yes We know already

ANNOUNCE SOMETHING ELSE GODDAMMIT

>>380305726
Mario & Luigi may as well be guaranteed, anything else is a bonus

>he's gonna feel that tomorrow
Stop
Teasing
Me
FUCK

>>380305843
>Spoiling a 26 year old game

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>wiping off her sweaty hands on her sweater after she died

Lads I need a shit but I don't want to miss any Metroid footage, what do?

>>380305223
>>380305143
>>380305110

well ok then. I'll wait for news on this remake and check it out then. thanks anons

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look how happy she is

>>380305978
Plebs gonna pleb.

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>>380305894

>ywn spank theresa for failing at metroid

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>"Not on my face~!"
what did she mean by that? isn't she pure?

That melee counter/parry is starting to grow on me.

>>380305978
just turn the chat off

>>380306063
watch it on your phone?

The girl playing sounds so submissive in her voice. I'm getting a boner

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>>380305793
mfw I heard her say that

>it's a /virigin/ lust thread episode
best archetype

>>380306063
if you're watching the youtube stream you can quickly rewind it during the breaks, just go poop

How long is this gonna go on for? I don't usually watch these

I want my ever oasis demo dammit

GIVE HER YOUR POWER ANONS

>>380305962
Be a cute girl

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>>380306105
I want to protect her

>>380305917
Then turn off the stream

How do I cope with knowing I'll never have a submissive gf like Theresa?

>>380305726
Pikmin 4 would be great, and I've wanted a new F-Zero announcement for years but by now I've given up hope.

Where is the Mario and Luigi SSS remake

>>380306235
oh god

to be fair, drunken photos makes everyone look terrible

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I want to tittyfuck Audrey

Shit Zeta look cool.

>>380305978
>reading yt chat
anon no
Just enjoy that there's actually gameplay

Maybe they didn't show Pikmin 4 during the Direct because they wanted to show off lots of gameplay on the Treehouse stream


right?

>come at me, come on

>>380306105
you'll never encourage her to beat this boss, and hug her when she does

Dammit she is so bad at this. But she's cute so she's forgiven.

So is this game really a casual filter or does she just suck?

>You will never tease Audrey as she loses the boss battle

Hey you weebs I thought that 3D was PD? What happened?

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>hey anon

>>380306639
Probably a bit of both.

>>380306639
that didn't look THAT hard
looks about as hard as any metroid mid-boss

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>>380306464
what a coincidence so do I
>>380306567
no

I bet that metroid thing feels like audrey's boobs lol

Amiibos are the fucking worst.

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>>380306567
It's over anon

We Metroid now

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>>380306639
She definitely sucks

SQUISHY METROID AMIBO

CUTE METROID

SQUISHY METROID

Did they skip anything? I haven't watched the whole thing, but it looks like they're halfways through the game

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>Squishy amiibo

UUUUUUNF THOSE THIGHS

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neat

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SQUISHY METROID AMIIBO

>those theresa thighs
holy shit

>>380306637
she got the bomb jumps pretty quickly, and zeta looks like it does a shit ton of damage

she keeps fucking up grappling him off the ceiling though

>>380306306
agree, this shit is really funny

she's cute tho

>>380306567
they're really only announcing games that come out this year, besides Metroid Prime 4 though since everyone wanted it.

Pikmin 4 next year maybe

SQUISHY METROID AMIIBO
HIGH QUALITY HOT GLUEABLE SAMUS AMIIBO

>>380306859
They switched saves at one point.

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>Squishy Metroid

Cute

Squishy and plastic, just like Audrey's bosom

I like the redone metroid fights, they look a lot more fun than the originals where they just lazily floated into you

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Squishy Metroid

>>380302696
>Metroid: Samus Returns from Work

Sounds boring

Those 2 Amiibos looked really high quality, they were just for show right?

>>380306726
>fallling for /v/'s lies

>>380306859
they jumped around to show later segments

>>380306927
stahp i tryin to sleep

jesus that dress is short, you can even see the darker party of her pantyhose

>>380306639
She didn't use the super missiles once, it could have ended much faster. I think because that was the last thing to show off they were buying time.

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>tfw pantyhose fetish

CUT SQUISHY METROID AMIIBO day one buy

What's next after Metroid 2D that would make Sonybros and MShills BTFO anons?

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Audrey >>> That slut Theresa

so nintendo officially won right?

im crushing hard over theresa help me

>>380306927
Why are they wearing shoes?

>>380306927
You have no idea how hard my dick is when I see her legs in that pantyhose

>>380306880
>>380306865
Well guess I"m buying amiibo again

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hngggg

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he looks pretty happy

>>380306927

Grill on the right is much cuter
Left one looks like a dog.

>ano

SUPPEESSHU EDIRITION

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>>380306927

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>>380306927

>>380307068
They were probably masters made for promotional purposes.

that box art, im cumming

>>380307194
ye, don't listen to the shitposters

>>380307171
a random From announcement

>>380306975
>>380307107
Oh, nice.

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>>380307147
i know the feel

come ON!

>a remake does the same thing as the original game
no way

>25 track soundtrack

goddamn, Ninty

you know how to get my money

>>380307194
we're just starting with treehouse, it's not a fucking contest at this point

Hahahahaaha yeah it is very funny sure...
But where is Animal crossing seriously?

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>Theresa and Audrey will never squeeze your balls and giggle

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GETTING

>>380307264
>those thighs
must breed

>>380307264
>those leggings
hnnnnnngh

>>380307196
second year for me
i know it's pathetic but fuck

Someone tell me they he screencapped that look they gave each other

can americans not pronounce "heroine"?

>>380307485
>>380307483
not again

BASED XCOM: MARIO EDITION COMING UP

Theresa is the new treehouse waifu my god 2cute

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Im glad i slept early

>>380307446
Tomorrow

mario + rabbids
d r o p p e d

>>380307194
as per usual

I want that squishy metroid

>>380307519
yes it's
>here-oyne

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>>380307483
>>380307485

>>380307519
just like the drug desu

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>>380307483
>>380307485

Why do women paint their eyebrows on? It looks disgusting.

>METROID fans STILL complaining.

Worst fanbase CONFIRMED. OFFICIALLY worse than megamanchildren

Audrey is such a slut and I love it

>rabbids
snooze
guess i'll go jack off while until they show something new

>t-thanks~

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>>380307264
unf

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w e w

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>>380307509
W-what look?

Is it bad that I mostly associate female American voices with lesbian porn

>Rabbids
Wake me up when they finally get to the "Kirby multiplayer action fighting game for 3DS"

Wait, when did the new Sanic trailer shown? I think I missed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tDMLXn99P4

Guys I'm so horny right now
I need Audrey or Theresa to help me unload

>>380307446
watching theresa play animal crossing would be too much, my heart would implode

Aw yeah. Time for XCOM: Mario edition.

>>380307468
I want to see what's on the soundtrack first, but if it's base price then I'm preordering that shit.

>Mario+Rabbids next
Ok, time to take a break