>Nintendo's E3 Presentation begins
>30 minutes
>Microsoft and Sony chuckle, as Reggie walks onto the stage
>Reggie takes a deep breath
>All the rival companies start laughing
>"30 minutes isn't enough to win E3"
>Reggie closes his eyes
>He takes a deep breath
>The screen behind him goes black
>Entire crowd is laughing at this point
>Reggie opens his eyes
>"Y'all mind if I"
>Metroid Prime 4 appears on the screen
>A shining light blasts from it, turning the entire crowd into ash
>The other companies attempt to run, but soon everything in the nearest 5000 miles was blown up from the power
>Nintendo still has 29 minutes left of their presentation